 Fulbert. Ghost baby, ghost baby. Fulbert, no, a winner. Here's how not to parrot your dog. Just let her off leash. Don't worry, this is Wheel of 2K. This will literally be the most random video ever. Well, it'll still be Wheel of 2K, but most random set for sure. To make a long story short, I'm back home in Michigan with my family for one single day. And usually I'm at my house in Michigan. You know, long story short, I'm not. Ghost baby. Like a ghost. How many of you guys remember ghosts? Goose's real name is Nala. We call her Goose. Just like Luna's real name is Luna, but her real name is Fulbert. Hi, Fulbert. Where's your winner? We usually ask mom for words of wisdom, but dad can do it too. Gentlemen, never drink man's last beer. Nice. Mama! It's your turn. You've got a lot to beat. That's really good. Never, never kick the ball when they're standing right in front of you and then you kick their shin guard. Now almost break your foot, which is what I did. That's really relatable. That's gonna help him out a lot. That should be the new merch, boys. Never kick with your toe with the shin guard. I forgot. Look at them. Oh my goodness. Look at dad getting turned. Truth. Mom, I'm gonna see Bailey. No, I love Bailey. Well, just be friends, right? Yeah, we are just friends. We've always been just friends. She's one of our favorites. She's one of our favorites. She is. That's cute. Okay, we'll have 2K. Ooh, what jersey should I wear? We've got McHale Bridges, Luca Donchich, Lebron. Luca. Luca. I love him. He is the new Dirk. That was truly my childhood hero. I was a young man. I was in junior high and I became obsessed with Dirk Nowitzki. All right, cool. We're going to Luca Jersey today. Where did that come from? Oh my God. Do you think it fits? My 50. Wait, I see that. Oh my God. No shot. Okay, I'm pulling rank, Mom. I'm sorry, I have to do this. This thing must have been a monster. That or I'm small. I mean, it is a little tight. Well, 2K, let's get it. Is this the first episode with Dark Matter Jimmy Butler? I do want to apologize. I know that 2K has been discombobulated this season. I've recorded episodes in Arizona, Hawaii, now Michigan, and probably in Vegas too. So I'm trying to keep all my ducks in a row, but it's not easy. Either way, I know we have Dark Matter Jimmy now, who sadly is not going to make it to the NBA finals. But guess what? Jason Tatum did. So we got a finals player in here anyway. Okay, so the people we need to get out of the lineup like right now is Rodman for sure. And then probably a few Dark Matters on the bench. But I think center-wise, like I'm good. Like having Yao Ming and Will is massive. I would very much like a new point guard. As much as I have loved having Yao, he's really not that good. So if I could really choose who I get today, I think I would take a Dark Matter Power Forward. It's Will and 2K. We're just gonna get whatever we get. All right, five and three. Four games remaining. I'll pull up the cheat sheet right now so you guys can take a peek at it. I think we're either getting a henna tattoo or I'm gonna be on Jupiter playing 2K, like I said last time. Also, I did just get a new real tattoo. I don't know if you guys have seen it yet. It is the Greek god Atlas. So Atlas is always symbolic of someone who's got like a big burden. They're really carrying a lot of stress or something like that, you know? The Atlas tattoo for me was symbolic of me carrying my massive cock around with me. What is that? What is that? Do you think I could go with that stupid hippie bullshit? Do you think I could give a fuck else? You know what this says? This says my cock is large in Japanese. Do you think I could give a shit? All right boys, this team could use a brand new point guard for sure. Could use a brand new Power Forward, but it's kind of up to the wheel to decide A. Okay, all we gotta hope is that whatever team this lands on has a point guard or a Power Forward. At least a pretty good one. All right, so we can take any single player in the game, but they must come from the Brooklyn. Oh my God, that's, it's such a good team. But I don't think they're gonna have the position. There's gonna be like an insane Kevin Durant. Is there a dark matter, Kevin Durant? I feel like I should just go with the best player available. Ooh. Oh, and he goes for over 100K, does he? Wow. He technically could go at Power Forward. I could run a small Power Forward. I like traditional Power Forward. It's like a really big dude, but he could go on a starting lineup. All right, so here's him compared to the Jason Tatum that we just got. Also, he happens to be a 10 Flawless, which is just sick. Take that anyway, it doesn't really matter. So, 6'9", 240, I just wanna say there's no way in hell that Kevin Durant is 6'9". He's like 7'5", but whatever. He has 29 Hall of Fame, 43 gold. His three pointer is hard 99, and so is his mid range. Yeah, we gotta shoot with this man. I like it. I think this will be fun. So, let's do Durant at Power Forward, Tatum at Small Forward. We have Max Jimmy Butler, so I gotta worry about that anymore. LeBrono coming at Small, Kuzma comes in at Power, and I think Rodman just stays out. I really did like that Rodman, so I'll put Rodman down here. Okay, I think we're ready. Half working setup. I may or may not even get this footage. My controller literally has sand in it, about three buttons work. I've got my freshman year of high school Derknavitsky jersey. I don't think I'll ever be more ready for a wheel of 2K than I am right now. All right, boys, the Utah Jazz Mommy Milkers, five and three, a winning record. Let's go six and three right now, boys. Ray Allen, Luca Donchich, my mom's favorite, whoa. I think for the first time in wheel of 2K history, I'm playing a team worse than mine. What psychopath did these jerseys, bro? What is wrong with you? Why did you put white jerseys on? I hate you, bro. Why did you do that? All right, well, you know what? Yau's gonna go off as always, but who did this? Our jerseys are the same fucking thing. Jason Tatum with a block, baby. God damn, who is on what team, bro? All right, I got a little bit of a mismatch, no lie. Let's just take a bucket. I love you, Yau Ming. I love you so much for existing. People always say this and mad and they go, dude, why don't you let people have custom jerseys? Why can't I make my own jersey and mad? And this is why. You get psychopaths who make white jerseys as they're away jerseys or home jerseys, whichever one it's supposed to be. That's just psychotic. What are you doing? You just got a shot clock. Oh my God. Ooh, good cross. Leak out, splash, gotta be, gotta be. Let's go Tatum. Do we have two new players who've not seen the court at all? That's Tatum and Durant. We're starting out hot here. All right, I'm guarding the roll, man. Hey, look at that defense. Let's go Durant. I see you, Yau, Dish, Jai, he's gone. He literally quit so fast. He didn't even have time to think about that. Okay, I don't actually know what to do now. I don't have anything in place for getting a rage quit that fast. I'm gonna lie. Bobby Milker's move is six and three, just like that. A point guard? Kinda just depends what we got. I said Team Wheel Geo. Ooh, okay. Team Wheel Galaxy Opal. All right, boys, so any single Galaxy Opal, but they've gotta come from whatever we land on right here. Phoenix Suns, I take that. Wait, what team is that? Ooh, the Sixers. All right, Galaxy Opals, there's a, ooh, shoot. Okay, so he's a small forward shooting guard. Matisse, I feel like he's probably pretty good, right? Okay, so yeah, there's an Embiid, but he's a hard center. I don't need a center at all, I've yow, and I have Wilt Chamberlain already. So I think it's gonna be Matisse Thible, and he'll probably just go where Clay is. Oh, don't worry, guys, there's Dolph Shays. I've never wanted anybody more. Bro, if your picture looks like an actual fucking 1920s baseball card, you probably shouldn't be in the game. What did you blow the guy? Would you blow Ronnie 2K for this card? Let's just compare them first before I do anything crazy here. So Thible's actually a little bit smaller, which I do not like. Offensive overall is a 91. Oh, so he's more of a defender. Defender and rebounder, and he can still shoot the lights out. Clay makes him look so poverty. Passing is worse. Defense is significantly better. Damn, I really like that interior defense too. I think I like Matisse Thible better here. I actually do. There's nothing I love more in 2K than a rebound. Just a good old fashioned offensive rebound. I think if Thible can do that, I'll be happy. So starting lineup is Jha, Jimmy, Jason, Kevin, and Yao with Arenas, Thible, James, Kuzma, and Chamberlain. All right, we're gonna keep things simple with this next game, all right? There's Galactic Packs in store. I'm gonna play a game. If I win the game, I get three of any pack in the store. If I lose, nothing happens. Because, I mean, I've already won, but I don't wanna play another game for the record because then we'll only have 11 episodes of Wheel of 2K as opposed to the 12. Every season's supposed to have 12 episodes, so I can't play one for the record right now. Is that his squad? Oh, I saw that. I thought it was mine. Very good team. He's got some of the new players, but nothing that I'm too worried about. And you know what? The jersey, ooh, the jerseys actually work. Can't ask for anything more, and I just lost the ball in the first possession. You know, to play a God squad in a game that doesn't actually matter, someone who probably knows what he's doing, I'm bad. Oh, good pass. Oh, shit. Dude, I think I'm getting boxed. I think I'm getting boxed. Like a fish, wise men, just... Oh, okay. All right, Jimward. Eee. I thought that might be his first bucket as a dark matter. Oh, good move. Holy shit. I'm getting dumpstered right now. Oh, go yow. Yes, sir. Great positioning. You got that, yow. We're gonna find a way. I want those packs, bro. Opening packs in 2K is sick because 2K packs are fucking cracked compared to EA, bro. You open like a thousand packs for one golden ticket in EA. 2K will just hand you a dark matter just for existing. Free bucket? Free bucky? How are you getting clamped, bud? What do you have to say about it? Thank God this wasn't the first guy we played. This is the first guy we played. We were in so much trouble. No. No, we didn't agree that deep. Dude, this is so bad. It's not even funny. I can't even basketball. Please, somebody got somebody, bro. All right. All right, yow. If I'm losing by 25, I'm going to quit. I'm gonna be honest. I have no shame. There's nothing to earn. There's nothing to upgrade. This doesn't go with the record. I go down by 25. I'm digging it. I like a champion. Floater. Ooh. I did not even mean to do that. I don't actually know what I did. I think I just did a dunk with a shot stick. Ooh. Ooh. Oh! I think I actually broke his ankles. Wait, did he fall? I'm pretty sure he fell, dude. Get that shit out of here. I own you. No, no. No, you own me and my whole family. Oh my God. He just signed the papers. He owns me my whole family. Go job. I'm not gonna lie. Dunks and his gamer actually kind of bad. I swear you just get blocked on like half of them. Matisse! Hey, that's how we added him right there. Oh, pull-up skirt. Good cross. Into built chamberlain. Look at this little white. You're not guarding from chamberlain. Who are you? Oh, good cross, Matisse! Oh, damn. Okay, free bucket. Free bucket and one. Dude, I hate, like, that makes no sense. Dunks are just so broken. What's going on, guys? Could we guard over here? I don't know. Oh, I was just down by 12. I'm down by 21. That's the kind of dunk I like right there. Put it in fast. There's Kyle Kuzma coming over for the help side again. Is there anyone to stop your dudes from doing help side? That's all of his buckets. Down 22, we're gonna find a way to win. I mean, I guess if I get a two every time and he gets a three every time, I'll just lose, but slowly lose. I'm sorry, but no, you said fucking, who is that? All right, so three packs to open from the store since I just beat this guy. Stop the cap. Whoever I get goes on the squad. Let's get it. This is Wheel of 2K, obviously. So a rule is a rule. Last person to score wins the game. So, I mean, really good game to my opponent. Dude, he played his heart out. I feel like, no, maybe he just needed to buy better players or something. No, maybe he just needed to buy better. Okay, so what packs do I want here? Okay, Swish is more expensive. That makes me feel like, on average, it's better. Galactic, bro. What if we got this Lebron or this Garnet, which we just played against this Garnet, I use the same. Invincible, T-Mack, Taco Fall would be really good too. And there is a John Wall. It's just a dark matter. Yeah, let's just do three of these. Let's do three Galactics. Three Galactic packs for the dub we just got. Is that Dark Matter? Oh, that's Pink Diamond, right? It's a center from the 86, 87 Lakers? He doesn't know you, little bro. And he is me. I am him. Dude, even if that guy's the most cracked 2K card, I'm not using him. I'm not using literally Jim Jones, bro. Gio, okay. If this is a 98 Gio point guard, this is awesome. Marbury! Wait, that's actually sick, okay. I'll probably keep Jaws my starter, but I'll put him in for Gilbert Arenas. That's actually way better than Gilbert Arenas, too. I think, don't quote me on it, but I think he's gonna be Final pack, three of three, we've got a rattle. Oh, it's a Galaxial Bull again. Small forward, Eastern Conference number. Ooh, that's Antoine Walker, I think. And I don't think I'm gonna use him. I don't have any interest in using him. So the only real adjustment is Marbury comes in here. Is he even better than Gilbert Arenas? Damn, yeah, so Arenas can shoot better for the most part. Oh, he's way better defensively. Rebounding better, speed better. Yeah, I like Marbury better here. I like Marbury better here. Let's just say this. If I ever play a guy like that again, I think I'm quitting in the first quarter. Dude, and he didn't even respond to me. I said, dude, IDK, you're kind of bad. He literally didn't respond. Well, hopefully Kevin Durant will get a new showing. I feel like he did not play well at all. Hi boys, hey, I love you. Thanks for watching. There's always a little ratchet setup with 2K, but that's episode nine in the books. To recap, we are six and three now. That loss didn't impact our record, but we're six and three. There's three games left. All I need is one dub to secure 2K high. I could technically win the next three games. I could be giving away five signed jerseys. All right, boys, we'll see what happens. I love you. I'll see you in the next video. Peace.