 I ain't nobody making me a peanut butter and jelly salad. You should, though. Yeah. You should. Mm. You should. Eat that shit. In the middle of the interview. They got a knife? Yeah. Get them a knife, man. Don't make it with no spoon. That's the worst shit in the world. Trying to make a peanut butter and jelly with a goddamn spoon. There's a few things sad that are gonna make it tearing up the bread. Running. Running like I run. I run to the house to get some fun. Snacks, had a few packs, came to the front, but I walked around the back. Because the front door was locked and I did not have my key. Peeped through the window. Open that. Because it's me. See? Yes. During my best. Ran out of clothes and got dressed. Getting me outside accidentally fresh. What do I do when I come through like a fool? I have a performance at the lunch and school. On the damn stage, always get paid. Just get rid of cattle, like nests. That's great. Hold on. Bring it back to the Middle East. I didn't bring the bombs because I brought a lot of peace. And you know I got grease. You want to buy it in a stupor five a piece. Wear the jeans with the crease. Even have some doctors with the fleece. Watch out for the fleece. Is that your niece? We don't wear it because we lease. We go to sleep. We got to watch the people across the street. Because you know they late night creep. There's some late night creeps in the neighborhood. I don't think my neighbors over there are doing too good. They have a cell sign in New York the other day. Don't nobody want to stay when they stay. What that's about? How the fuck can you sell our house? If it's in the same spot, we never even thought about what we got. Let's take it to the spot. Because the block got hot when the folks got shot. But I ain't going to say nobody name because they going to change the headline but the store is still the same. Hey, I was scared for my life. I thought I had my tailor here. Hold up, it's too real. They need to write a law pass a bill. So the boys can chill. You can get pulled over without getting in. Don't say the word because it's really absurd. Those are the words that I heard when I listened to her. She like, it was really an accident. No it wasn't, bitch. We know you meant to do that stupid shit. But we ain't going to even point the finger or point the blame because everybody already got your badge and your name. Now you're going to resign because they done caught you red-handed and you black. Man, watch the trial. These folks going to be like, he would have died with a smile. How the fuck they going to even say that? I can't believe that's the defense. How they going to play that? Talking about he would have died anyway. That's some dumb shit to shake because we all got a date. Hold up. Wait, real. Let me just chill. Let me take some Advil or some Tylenol. But my pain ain't too small. I'm trying to just big ball. Do it like Duvall and go hang out on my island with a bad bitch and her bad friend and do some good shit. Did you get what I said I'm talking about? Like taking some pictures, getting some head, sleeping in an old school bed, water bed, walking around with no shoes on, flinched on Fred. Flinched on Fred. Walk around with no shoes on, flinched on Fred. That's what I said because that's off the head. Like your girl do. I had a girl too, but that was when I was probably like two. But it was natural food. Hey, welcome back. Hey, welcome back. Bro, you know how we get down in the trap. We got a motherfucking dog in here with us. One of the co-workers out here, man. One of these niggas who are consistent and very dependable with the information. You get what I'm saying? Right now I feel like he is on strike though. Nothing in it took his talus where they are appreciating it. You have to have a subscription and a password in it. My dog been talking lately. None other than my brother, man. Come on, Davey. Welcome. Yes, sir. What you doing, Murph? Man, take my shit to South Beach, nigga. Bro, come on out here. It was a... I took my shit to Patreon because... They paying? Yeah, it's a subscription base. It's a subscription base. So to see the content, you got to pay me per month. But it was weird, man. Social media just got to a point where they just... They trying to censor everything you say. They censored my shit a lot. Oh, yeah. No, I'm sure. They trying to demonetize it. That's what I'm saying, but once you demonetize me, now I ain't even getting paid for nothing no more. Yeah, we about to get... We got to go over there with you. People bootleg our show. Bootlegging. And get your views. They got a whole damn channel. You're like, hey, come here to see all your 85s out shit. Greatest hits. Greatest hits. Nobody told you to do that shit. Carlos in the red hat moments. Stop making moments. My reaction to what Carlos said. Bitch got 1.9 million views. He ain't saying nothing. He ain't saying nothing. It's just Carlos. Carlos crazy. Let's go back to the show. Y'all see me laugh at him. Jump in the comments what I should laugh at him saying. Hey. Then they put the joke in the caption. Carlos said rubbing on a titty. Oh. How was he laughin' though? No. I think it's extra. I think it's extra. I'll see me laughin'. I'll see me laughin'. I'll see me laughin'. For me, it wasn't even really about the money, man. It was about if I didn't do it, I think I would have lost who I was. It wouldn't make it sweeter, too. I ain't never gonna do it my way. Nah, but once you get to a point where it seems like they're taking down everything you put up, you go, hey, man, I can't be myself on here. So if you want the content the way I like to make it, just break me off $5, you can see it. I ain't wanna overcharge nothing crazy. Some niggas will find any excuse not to give you $5. Damn, bro. Somebody, my kids gotta eat. Yo, $5 a white. My kids gotta eat. That's gonna stop all of you. Yo. We see him in the key. Damn, you ain't got nothing for free. Alright, so this is how far more fuckers go. Alright, so Derrick Jackson has got caught cheating, right? And then me and Derrick, I still consider this, cause I ain't got no ill will to him, but he gotta get these jokes. So I was like, I was like, yo, I'ma do a three part Derrick Jackson series on my Patreon, right? This, man, this bitch just commented on my shit talking about some. I know you and Derrick and Cahoots together, y'all making this whole thing up so y'all can split the Patreon, buddy. Did you think we working that hard to get $5 off you? That this nigga gonna ruin his career and his marriage. Yo, $5 would be for $2.50 a person just what you thought. I was like, man, they don't say anything to not pay a nigga. She's so bold to make it think that it was gonna be a 50-50 split. Yo, once again. Why? It's your page. You don't get a split. I know y'all. What nigga is gonna take that deal? I know your life is going great, I'm gonna ruin it completely and then I'm gonna make fun of you and you'll get $2.50 off every person that come watch it. Hey, what is that? That's the worst one-time deal I've ever heard of. Yo, I would have had to have a billion followers for that shit to make sense. There ain't no way I'm about to get on the goddamn internet. They didn't apologize for nothing. For nothing? How did they not fuck y'all? Oh, yeah. That just seems like they got more publicity. I ain't no shit about them till they happen. Oh, no. Good luck. I think he got caught cheating on his wife and apologized to the internet. You don't call me. She ain't... She still don't know. She pulled out headphones. They been pulled out some earbuds at the end. What you said, baby? Yo, I don't ever understand it. I don't feel the need to blame myself to the public like that. That shit's funny to me. Like you said, he apologized to the internet for some shit he did to his one real life. And then they were like, we fixed everything, so why are you talking to me? I feel like the nigga go against it, bro. He did the whole shit backwards as hell. That's fucked up. That's what he get for lying. That's what happened when you do all that shit. Of course. He might've just been living righteous up until that point. And then... He got one bad summer. He might've failed victim to the plot. He might've really been living like that and then one of them chicks made it easier and then he started slipping into the koojee. And then... He got caught up in it and then she was like, buy me some booze. And he was like, buy you some booze, buy you some shit. I'm about to put these screenshots up. Koojee slipped. Exactly. I think he got it. That happened to a lot of niggas. That happened to a lot of niggas. You got sniped. A lot of these chicks were there without you. I ain't making excuses for them. Shit like that happened, man. Like, a woman could... Like, when you in this industry shit, man, a woman could be a fan, lay you to death, want to fuck with you and everything. You fuck her. That's the right way. When she leaves, then you can't go get the fuck out. You got to be like, hey, thank you for the time you invested in this exchange. You're greatly appreciating, man. You got to get her a Uber Black. You got to do a whole bunch of shit and make her feel special because if she don't feel special, then she feel used and then she go put you out on the internet. You can't be real. You can't be real and you didn't make it plush. You didn't make her feel special. Koochie Slipper. The dark side of Koochie. That's the part that I don't never understand. Like, what if she didn't give you the right kind of Koochie? Right. Sometimes you didn't make me feel special. What if that's the direct result of what your Koochie did? Maybe your Koochie rubbed him the wrong way. Because everybody hasn't had some Koochie that wasn't fun. No. I didn't say it wasn't good. I just said it wasn't fun. Some Koochie is just more funner than others. More funner? More funner. You're like it was a slippy slide. You done been to Skoochie before. Versus a regular slide. This ain't got a slide. I like this. I like this. This is different right here. I fuck with this kind of Koochie. It feels like it's set up different. It is. This one's got an upstairs. I'm upstairs? Koochie got a bathroom. Is this on 4A? Koochie got a fireplace. I am in the vestibule. Man, you gotta be careful though. I'm out. It's a lot of evil lurking. It's a lot of evil lurking in these Koochies. I'm trying to get married. For real? That's your mission? You seeking a wife? I'm looking for somebody to do it. Prince Akin the shit. I ain't looking for no fairy tales shit. Prince Akin was like I want a woman who's beautiful. Who stimulates my mind as well as my loins. I just want somebody that we just not going to cheat on each other and die together. That's pretty much it. You stand on the floor. I'm out the game. Make it sound a little better. I wish I could say I was looking for something more. I ain't even got to be attracted to you at this point. I just need somebody to die with. I'm looking for somebody to die with. My nigga is just throwing all his cars over his head. Be alive. Be alive? Can you exist? Can you exist? I want better for you man. I'm telling you. That's what you want. You get tired man. I'm 34 but I feel a hundred and 34. Just wait. I hear you. What war you down? Oh man. What war you down? Wait this thing out. Hold on man. Keep your heart right. Wait me. It might just be because Mercury getting a boosty fade. You might hit me. You might hit me. You might hit me. You might hit me. You might hit me. You might hit me. You might hit me. You might hit me. That's stupid. Nah man. It got to a point where it was just like for me it's like I want to be the only one lying in my relationship. Why are you going to be lying? They're going to do that. They lie now. Let me give you some advice. I was younger. Live your life going forward. Live it going forward. If you show up as a new nigga you'll be glad about it. Start over. Don't be trying to explain your past to your future. That wasn't even me then. That's a bar. Don't be trying to explain your past to your future. Because it sounds strange. Whatever I did before I got here got me here. I'm a child. We be hanging on to history too much. You want to hear about it. I did this. I'm talking around but you know what I think it really is. I know my career is on the cusp to being to the point where I can't really trust a person's intentions. So I kind of want somebody to be with before shit really get because then you go and get it and you be like I want to do something about it. I'm going to get up there and be like you don't match my success. I wouldn't do it like that. So step up. Go up. Shoot a level higher than what you would never shot for. Because you want that trajectory, right? This is the time to go crazy with the with the ask. You know what I'm saying? They want some shit too. Yeah they want some old shit. Let them have some shit and then they can just like you for what the fuck you got going on and what the fuck. That's what I'm saying. You just don't want somebody who's going to want you for the shit that you got. The easy solution to that is just get you somebody with more shit than you. You got to shoot from beyond the arm. But they going to be different because they want some shit and the shit they want, they already got it. The physical shit is some shit you got to do. You might not be willing to do the shit to have the motherfuckers that you want. Oh man. I'm going to move to after. Shit isn't even worse because now you got the same problem in a different language. Shit. It don't matter where you go, dealing with women going to be complicated. Oh yeah, nah it is man. You know what I should have I should have married the mother of my children years ago. Hey man, you the first thing they got ever heard is say that. This turning to something totally different you want to the camera. She come do that. I hear this. I hear this all the time because niggas really don't get along with theirs. But mine, I ain't really had no issues with them. It ain't about getting along, it's just bruh. Me and mine, we good bruh. This shit is too deep for me. What else? What else? I don't want to talk about none of this. What else? I don't want to talk about this. Everything rough out here niggas they shooting niggas and saying it's a taste. DMX dying. I ain't talking about nothing. That shit broke my heart. What? The DMX. I'm about the same thing, come on. You want to get married to that man. I got love for the mother of my kids man. Hey, all you niggas who... Has she ever heard that? Yeah. Okay, she's heard that. Yeah. Her niggas gonna be watching it and have to turn it off at this point. She ain't got no niggas. Look at this shit. They can be all up in my fucking house. Let's keep it real. Let's keep it real. I come from a small area. Exactly. That's the niggas who all watched the shit. I come from a small area. I come from a small area. It's gonna be really hard for her to date another niggas anyway. She already is, man. It's gonna be hard for her to date another niggas. She ain't watching this shit. Oh, man. Hey, man. We gonna scream record this little part. See what that niggas said. Yeah. I'd be that petty niggas though. She has a niggas. She can have a niggas. Nah, she can. She don't do it. Nah, you know. You hope she doesn't. You hope she doesn't. Listen. If she did, she did, but we tight. Check this out. It's hard, bro. It's like this though. That pussy gonna have some visitors. What? He said, don't tell him that. I'm a niggas. But I said a boyfriend. I ain't say what nobody's talking about. What? I said a nigga and go fuck your baby mom but can't be in a relationship with her. What type of bad relationship? That's the way I've been living life for a while. You believe it? I've been single a long time, but I've been fucking. Everybody ain't wanting to make somebody their girlfriend all the time, bro. Hey, man. That's what I'm saying. She is a woman. She can do that. She decided any moment that a nigga her boyfriend... Hello? Yeah. I'm back to dig. Niggas show up at 11.30 with a drill changing the front lock. My kids will tell it. My kids will tell it. There's a man with a drill. Yeah, they'll tell it. You gotta listen to them kids. They'll tell it. I know my kids will tell it. My daughter will tell it. Hey, it's her man becoming round. Yeah. What man? She'll tell these baby drillers. And the motherfuckers don't listen to that kids. Can't believe this shit happened. It be a man in the house. Go to bed. Go to bed. It be a man. Go to bed. That's how you know this shit. How the fuck this nigga been in the house? No. No, man. This nigga been telling you. Kids will say the shit wrong and let you know what's been going on. My other daddy. My other daddy. What do you mean? You talking about a motorcycle daddy? Motorcycle daddy? No. What? He was like your daddy but he got a motorcycle. He got a motorcycle at our house. It's at our house. Dad, I'm going to let you see the motorcycle when you take us home. He'll go right in the house. My daddy said get to see a motorcycle. Get to see a motorcycle. Tell him come on in. That's fucked up, man. This nigga told me some foul shit and made seven scenarios with a home. He got painted that whole picture in my head. Thank you. No, this shit ain't real, bro. Thank you so much. You'll be all right, bro. You keep believing that shit, man. I'm telling you. I'm a nigga. I've been in the battlefield doing this shit, dodging man. I've seen some shit you ain't seen. I've seen a lot of shit and bangs. You think? I'm telling you. Appreciate that, sir. Just be careful out here. I am. Remain optimistic. What if you meet the girl of your dreams even though you're breathing? I don't know, man. What if the girl of your dreams ain't even your type for real? Like you meet her and she's perfect. She just do weird shit. Like eat cold tomato soup. Like shit you just can't even explain. How does she eat it? From the can to the bowl. Oh. My nigga ain't blinking any more. Is this happening? I'm just saying what is it? He's heard it like he's experienced before. I'm on that weed. I'm on that weed. I'm just saying. I have like nail breakers like that. I always said if you put ice in your orange juice I'm just out. I don't really need an explanation for that. Right. Yeah, it's cold already. Why are you got ice in it? This is the strange thing to me. We drink hot orange juice. Where did you find hot orange juice? It's an African delicacy. Oh, is it? Yeah. They just turned the liquor. Well, you all heard them Africans. I fucking love them. I'm talking shit. I'm over here. They got way better fruit. They got some weed that grow on the tree. With the fruit? Fruit. At that point. That's how sticky it is. Hey, that's... You have had way more conversations with him than I have. I thought maybe you was the cypher in that one. No, no, man. Fruit from the tree. We grows, falls. And it's kush. I've never heard this shit before. I just eat what's available in America. You just ate it back in a haiku. It just felt like a hug. It's a haiku fruit tree. I said, that's what I said. But you said... It's sugar, but you don't understand. No, I do understand. That's how you say it. You don't mention it down to confucius levels. Damn. Next time I'm coming here, I'm getting high with y'all. You don't smoke, right? No, so I'm gonna drop asses. You know what I mean. I'm gonna drop asses. No, no, no. If I didn't, you'd be able to tell right now. You are a wild nigga. You'd be able to tell right now. And be like, you gonna be... You like, man, I know everybody gonna know but I want them to know a little more. So it's really... I'm asking myself in a base. Yeah, it's too many niggas looking directly at... People don't really know how the show's set up. But it's like 30 niggas looking at you. And if I was on asses... Don't tell them that. They're gonna really believe that's 30 niggas. Yo. Exaggeration is how it goes. It's like nine niggas looking at you, right? Seven. I'm just saying, keep the numbers low. It's video people. I'm not really counting niggas. They all scream. It's a zoom call. They six feet apart. But I couldn't... It's a zoom call. You see around me with a bunch of people with masks on and I'm high. I get paranoid niggas. You don't like it? You don't like the mask? Nah, I'm not a big fan of the mask. Everybody will like Mortal Kombat. Fuck it. I love it. I love it. Only bitches, you just keep the mask on. We make you paranoid. Just keep it on. I just don't like the way I shit fill in my lungs. I do edibles. He was on my drug episode on my podcast. I do everything myself. It really gets in touch with my inner self. I don't know. I can't tell the difference, bro. I haven't been around you a lot, both. Same nigga, man. That's what I'm saying. The only difference is when I smoke weed, I can hear my inner self saying shit. You say you get paranoid and shit. My inner self be like, ain't nobody over there. My inner self really be making decisions. Like, that's the motherfucker who be like, you need to go and order something to eat now. That's what it's like. Don't wait. Ain't nothing gonna be open. Ain't nothing gonna be open. Ain't nothing gonna be open. That's all you hear in the back of your mind. Ain't nothing gonna be open. I'm not thinking for right now. Ain't nothing gonna be open. How I'm about to be. I can see why you do it. My drug of choice is mushrooms. And it's the same thing. My inner self. It's a way better version of myself. What is your trip story? How does it affect you? What do you do? Are you in the house? I'm in the house, man. Having these introspective conversations with my inner self. The inner self that I hear is the smartest part of me. And the most mature part of me having the conversation with me. And it's interesting, but I didn't realize it was one of those drugs that the way you feel whenever you take it matters. Yes, sir. That's the most important thing. The most important thing. Second time I did it. Whatever you feel, whatever you think is gonna come true even if it ain't. I see it whatever you think is gonna come true even if it's not. So if I was on some mushrooms and I was thinking about a lot of money and some like Nick and Winwin with big titties and that shit. You'd see them. It would show up, but it would be fucking wrong. It would be wrong. It would be Nick and Winwin with dollar bills on their face. That titties on their back. It'd be even worse, bro. It'd be even worse. Everything that I thought about is just not in the right place. Maybe a big titty mannequin on top of an ATM machine. And it's a blood on it and shit. And you just gotta figure out if you want to go in there and grab them couple dollars. I don't have no money. I don't get, I don't hallucinate. I don't take that much. You just be chill. Yeah, I chill. And I just had these cause I'm not an emotional dude at all. You're not? I don't give a fuck about that. You get that shit out? You do the psilocybin? Yeah. The psilocybin makes me get that shit out. Maybe emotional. I'm not like... Cran shit. Nah, the inner me. Like the higher consciousness part of me. You cry about the wrong shit, my nigga. I was crying. I was crying because I used to love the Ninja Turtles. I don't know why the shit made me cry, my nigga. You were crying. You don't talk. I'll make somebody cry. We'll talk cause I'll get like really, really deep. You be shroom dialing? No, no, no. I don't ever get high without people around. Just in case, like I see a leprechaun run across the floor, I gotta be like... None of y'all saw that, right? And they be like, no. Okay, so that's just in my head. They don't want nothing that got me super bad. Nah, I'm just saying. That's what I'm saying. It's never happened, but I don't trust... I don't want to get that far and be by myself. Gotta be comfortable. At the time I did it, I wasn't. I didn't know any better. Man, I was just chillin'. I was bored. Yeah, bored and just took a handful or ate that shit. You regretted that shit. And what'd you do? You stayed at the house? It took control of my whole nervous system. Every piece of breeze or change in temperature, I could feel that shit. It was fuckin' with me. I didn't get off the couch because it was too soft. This sound like weed to me. See? That's the way when you said the inner you, I was like, damn, that sound like my mushroom shit. Yeah, you should have. Nah, weed don't do that for me. Weed made me pair... Nigga, I had some weed so good I was in the shower. It felt like Lil' Fingers was coming out that bitch. I bullshit you not. I was in there for about two hours. Nigga, on mushrooms, I swear to God I was doing this to the couch for 15 minutes. Boy, you petted your couch? For 15 minutes, man. When your couch got up and followed you like a big ass cat, you would have lost your guy. I would have lost my motherfucking mind. See, I don't see no shit like... Everybody was looking at me. But whenever I'm howling mushrooms, I'm not out of it. You just... I know I'm doing it. Everybody's looking and laughing at me and I know this look crazy, but if you can feel it... What if you get on mushrooms? Oh my God. In your hallucinations, all your jokes start coming to life. I started writing better jokes after I started the mushrooms. Like every character... You hallucinating that all your jokes is coming at your mind. Nigga, I'm so glad you finally took that shit. Oh, hell nah. Your whole set is... Oh, man. Oh, you're too good to tell a dick joke. Oh! Oh, you're a smart man, man. Remember when the closer was, ding-a-ling. You ain't no more. It's your favorite doodle joke, man. I went... We were in your first two years. We went everywhere, nigga. That was me. Hold on. I've been looking for this nigga. From the t-shirt you used to sell. With your little logo. Man. What happened to Super Funny? What happened there? What happened to Super Funny? I'm the DVD that you used to sell with the same jokes that you just told on stage. To everybody. Let me talk to this nigga. No, let me talk to him. You wouldn't know comment view. I was all comment view. Nigga, I made you. I can't do... It's weird. I like to... Whenever I get high, I like to be gone. I like my day rolling. Oh, okay. Yeah, you need some day. I don't know who these people are. You can function. I don't want to function. I want to be... The day's over. I'm going to go buy some pot until tomorrow. Yeah, the day's over. But I fucked up. When I was trying to figure out how to do edibles, man. Because edibles is a trial and error thing. You get to control it when you smoke. But edibles is a... You sit there and then it hits you and you like... It was too much. That's what... I haven't been doing this shit too long. I get ahead and just order a bunch of shit on Amazon. And then by the time we get to the house I'll beat and forget. I ordered three first aid kits. And a Swiss Army knife. Oh, I did. And I don't like the paranoia that come up. I don't get it all the time, but it was one time I ate an edible. And I was in Indianapolis. Right? All right. So I had been eating edibles from people who make it at home. Oh, no. Yeah, which was dumb. Who's home? I was on my first tour. Yeah, on my first tour. And he was like, I make edibles. I was like, I'll take it. Always trash. It was always trash, right? So it made me think it's okay. It was okay. Oh, so my shit ain't good. It wasn't. It wasn't in 2017. You were blowing it. So I went... So I went to Indianapolis and they had a real edible with real measurements of shit in it. You know what I mean? But I ain't never tried nothing like that. It said, just eat one it's head. Eat one eighth and you'll get high. Or you can eat two apes if you have a strong tolerance. Well, I think I have a super strong tolerance. But really I've just been getting shit edibles. So I eat a half. I ate four apes. I was so high. Whenever I... And I ate it in the morning and then I had to catch a flight later. I was so high. I thought I was Pablo Escobar sneaking another half a gummy across the... across to another country. I thought everybody was watching me in the airport. When I got in the airport, they had the little dogs smelling everybody's bag. I was like, I knew these niggas knew here. They ask it for my boarding pass and everything. I'm handing it like... Because in my mind this shit is natural. This is look natural, right? And the nigga is like, yo, I think this motherfucker high. They on to me. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. My brother is crying laughing. So you got one nigga like this in the airport and another nigga in tears standing behind them. We look so suspicious about our paranoia. I'm rocking. We make it back to North Carolina. I'm still thinking they want the little bit of edible I still got in my bag. So it's going around the carousel and I'm down at another carousel looking at it, waiting to see if somebody watching me to see if I'll go pick it up. Niggas. I was like, I ain't doing edibles no more in Indianapolis. And that's all your hand was a piece of edible? Niggas, that's all I had in there. That's a cocaine nigga. It wasn't nothing but half a gummy in there. No. I was like, yeah, I'm going to take less next time. It don't make me stop doing it but it does make me go. I probably won't eat that much. I learned I do 50. I'm going to do all of them. I do like 50 milligrams of bags that I was on some podcasts we did in LA. I ate about 22. What's what you talking about? When we went out there recording them shows and shit. You were there for that sling when too? That was the same week. I'm talking about in the studio I had about three bags of edibles I ate two of them. These had Mexican candy. I ate all the Mexican candy. I didn't even know what Mexican candy was. The first time I had it I had a bunch of weed and I fell asleep as soon as I hit the door when I went home. I ain't go to sleep. Niggas were taking naps in that bitch. They never hit me like that. They just make me do shit like eat an eight piece nugget without warming it up. Oh my God. I just eat the shit without warming it up or something crazy. No salt. I've eaten with my hands when I was high. I had a fork too. Just didn't get high and do stupid shit. I didn't feel that I should walk. I was like the scoop ain't going to be big enough if I use the fork. My hands big. I do stupid shit when I'm high. Take one shoe off for about two hours. Eat macaroni and cheese like sunflower seeds. Come on man. Straight out of the hand. You tripping boy. Mac and cheese. You need a wife. Yeah. I need somebody to watch over me. I need somebody to watch over me bro. We talking big dog. I realize you need Disney. I need a babysitter. Hey man, welcome back to the 85 self show. We on this we on this now talking shit with Ryan Davis, Clayton English. J-O-N. What's happening? Planting. J-O-N. This is the trap Caribbean music. I don't know what I was like. Sound like the video game when it's got the palm trees in the back. No, this is the bonus stage. Yeah. You got to run through and grab some gold coins with some goofy shit. See, that's the power of rap. It sound like a black Mario Kart when you get the star. Black Mario Kart, they drive Caprisis. Yeah, they drive Caprisis. This is the sound when you get the star. He's got to be Jemario. His name got to be Jemario. It's me. Jemario. I don't know anything about no damn Jemario. I don't know the damn thing about Jemario. The damn thing about Jemario. Oh my god. Jemario. Shout out to the back, nigga, man. He got the same concept, same game just in black. Every time he jump on the motherfucker's head he be like, nope. Nope. It's a me. It's a Jemario. No, stop. Stupid. They go and talk to you a lot, man. When you get one of them stars, you can keep that shit as long as you flex, and that's what it's going to be like. I'm flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing. As long as what you do, yeah. As long as you still moving. As long as you don't do no goofy shit. The flower is a weed plant. What? I told you. Jump on some of these mushrooms, take the old ones. What? Turtle share. Jump on that back, pick it up, kick it back. Beat the block to the coin stop. That's what they say. He said, beat the goddamn block till it ain't no more motherfucking coins and then move along. You see a goo-bot? Jump on that nigga's head. At the end of the day? Take your ass home. Take your ass home, man. They now showed you what he was doing in that capsule. Go get the flag, go get on your mission. You know what I'm saying? Get what you can get and take what you need to take to get you to where you need the motherfucking goat. Right. That game had a lot of ends and outs, bruh. Come on, man. Sometimes you just got to jump in the car and not know where you're going. That's why they had them pipes. You just jump in one and be like, this the one. Chomp, chomp, chomp. That bitch, music changed up everything. Next thing you know, they done skipped you right over the haters, now you in the middle of the board. The middle. Right. You just trying to get to the flag at the end. That game had deep meaning. What's the name of that weed? Jamariel. It's a me. Jamariel 64. No cap! I was like, these nigga's here. This is what we doing in the trap, man. We just being here creatively building the infrastructure. We house our people creatively. That's just amazing. You been going there on the ass, man? No, he got to, man. I don't let up on anybody, man. I thought about it. When I started thinking about doing it, I was like, nah, then you... I can't let success change who I am because it's really the people who fuck with you make you successful. You change on them once the people you change it for don't fuck with you anymore. You ain't got nothing to fall back on. Hey, man. Hey, fuck that. Let the success change. You ain't... Yeah, man, Jay-Z, you already said it, man. You ain't worked this hard to stay the same. Nah. I ain't the same nigga, for sure. Nah. You ain't gonna change the recipe. I ain't gonna change the recipe. You ain't gonna change the recipe. Say that shit. Ain't nothing wrong with having some goddamn integrity grass up. Nah, man. I don't know, man. You ever think about your boy watching you? Who? He do. It changes... You think about that whenever you make decisions. You don't. I just know I ain't gonna do no weird ass shit. But that's what I'm saying. It's like with my kids, all that shit, the opportunity to do anything weird is out the window. We grown as fuck. If you already doing some weird shit at this phase of the game, you want it to do it. I'm not about to sit here and act like these motherfuckers. I just discovered it. Hollywood lurking like, who gonna be with some weird shit today? I always say, I hate the niggas. You ever have niggas ask you a question about some money, doing some weird shit for some buddy? Nah, not like in Hollywood. I'm talking about every day. No, not in Hollywood. Alright, let me rephrase, right? Because it be like, they say shit like, Hollywood always trying to get niggas the way it dress, right? And then niggas are coming to me like, would you wear a dress for $10 million? And I'll be like, no. And they're like, what about $15 million? I was like, why you want me to wear like I dare to dress them, man. And I was like, anybody here pay me $10 million to wear a dress and they'll pay me $4 million to just dress like me. And I'm okay with $4 million. But just think about this, man. I have this type of outlook on that type of shit. There are some motherfuckers who are ready, they're not gonna be the motherfuckers who keep them from that opportunity. I used to be the nigger who complained about shit, man. You don't. They need shit like that. Everything, everything they're supposed to be normal, Mert. Somebody will get it. Somebody can do it. What's for you is for you. That's what I'm saying. I was, I don't know, man. I just care too much about shit sometimes. And I remember it was this kid, Eastside Ivo, shout out to him, man. He, I was having issues with these niggers pretending to be women and doing sketches as women wearing wigs and like all that shit, right? But that's the thing about art is subjective. That's what I'm saying. Shit ain't got nothing to do with me. Ain't gonna change my day nothing. Me just hating. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm telling the story for. Just hating. Just hating. And then somebody interviewed him, right? He was like 20 years old at the time and he was talking about how he was pretty much able to change his whole family fortune with the comedy he was creating on social media. I was like, nigga, I'm sitting here trying to stop niggers from eating. I was like, well, you got to stop hating niggers. And just let people do what the fuck they want to do. If that's how they ain't gonna feed, they're saying it's hurting nobody. I know how hard it is to get that shit to actually get to a level where you're comfortable letting people see the type of shit that you I can sit there and watch all this shit and just be entertaining and not give a fuck with anybody else. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what it was. I think I was just really this young in the comedy game and I don't know I was like a lot of people on social media where you try to control what you're seeing or have a say in what's going on it's weird I've noticed it now in social media people are going on your page and think they should have a say in how you live your life Yeah, I was one of them weird little niggers at one point and I was saying That's crazy man That's crazy you're saying it Yeah, at the top I'm glad I've come out of that I'm glad I'm coming out of that shit I didn't know that was you That's cold That's her name Now you see why some of the shit be so cold It was like damn this nigga really broke some cold shit Who is the nigger behind Clayton English I used to be one of these weirdos I ain't no real Great Clayton English me that every day you block up it's 169 How many ages you still a bitch We live in an age where everybody on the internet feel they're very important they'll tell you they're unfollowing you you could have just left you could have just left I just wanted to pick in the wrong time oh this is it I can't take this shit no more bruh I don't know all this shit you know why I'ma tell you when you can't take shit no more when you just leave if you can't take this shit no more you're still taking it you know what I'm done with watching this shit that's not what a nigger that's done look like a nigger that's done throws his phone man I'm tired of this shit never watching that again people can be very demanding people can be very demanding like they demand you respond to them how dare you Rito taught me how to block so I got better I went no block and nigger Rito that nigger taught me this is your space don't ever let nobody disturb your space even if you just playing if I don't like the way it reads that nigger is live in the morning smoking why are you smoking so early hold on let me block this nigger I don't need that type of negativity in my life bro don't care they man stop my rule used to be block everybody who didn't have a real picture you know what we doing without a real version Tile Chronicles almost got blocked by a lot of us cause this nigger would go like you post something he'll post in your comments and if you need cartoons I can draw cartoons for you if you want a cartoon of yourself and write it in all kinds of different letters like the spam niggas do and almost blocked them and then I realized we had a blue check I was like hey this nigger this goddamn tyler troll it that's some wild shit I be too high to do some shit like that nah cause they really want them cartoons how the fuck is everybody so what do you just trace the picture of me man I don't know who did this are y'all making these little kids work hard at school to fit all these cartoons on I used to think it was really spamming they ain't getting no business from doing that but I would see all other people's faces oh y'all really contacted the cartoon nigger to make a cartoon of you I don't know who that is that's the police there's no way it's that many graphic designers so what do you want on the picture I block all the niggas now I block every one and motherfucking Bill Worski he just won the lottery in New Jersey and he looking to get his money for some niggas apparently that's the new one I just won the lottery who needs COVID relief oh my god the little white business tell me I'm not the hottest chick on the internet girl will you get your little DNA inside of here man anyone interested PM me man I just don't it's a weird place man I think it's cause that shit not real this is what I was about to say you the only other person I heard say that I say the internet is not a real place social media is not a real place it's an avatar it's mostly imagination it's a whole lot of imagination y'all remember the game Sims that's all this shit really is bro you create this person or whatever you want to be and you live in this world as this person I just learned how to play the game I detach myself from it completely but it really trips me out to see people who believe this shit is real and I'm like man that shit is crazy yo what are you doing your real life but I've been around people who never detach from it they like I'll give you a perfect example I unfollowed everybody on my page one day and I followed everybody again on a personal page you just unfollowed all? nah I wish there was one like that you just went through and was like bro what the hell you be going through oh man I'm a weird ass nigga bro I remember Clayton Thomas was like you gotta be a weird nigga because they don't have delete all or to delete everybody you following who got that kind of time on the end to do some weird shit like that I was like hey nigga me this type of shit should be doing on mushrooms nah mushrooms would stop me from doing that mushrooms would go really about to sit here and unfollow I know about doing that shit so I didn't follow that many people to begin with though it didn't take that long my thing was I was following people on my personal page and as people were hitting me up it was like why'd you unfollow me I was like nah I do follow you I follow all your stuff I like comment and all that shit they were like nah from your page with the blue check I was like but it's me I'm the person liking and commenting your shit they're like man if it ain't from that page it don't count like oh it ain't even about me as a person the page I created to follow you these people are your friends nah it was like oh you care more about what a page with a blue check or than me actually being the person to like and comment on your shit that's why I was like oh these people live in this world right at this phase of the game I'm convinced damn near 98% of this shit is fake yeah I don't know what the fuck these people be talking about are doing this everybody fake until you prove me otherwise hey man I believe that shit from before if it ain't what it is we gonna find out it's gonna come out I always think it's weird though niggas sending messages like let me find a picture of the pussy watch I told you this freak ass shit nigga really think this is a bitch watch this send another one they make the same tune it's so long wait a minute he ain't even notice them ain't just saying whatever nah catfish put me on to that when it was niggas it was dudes catfish and other dudes with women I was like nigga you was going around looking for pictures of women that can entice another nigga and then was talking to that nigga as a woman yeah this is the thing about it I was like nigga if somebody please explain that to me so the niggas like so you on the you you messaging a nigga you gonna play with your dick he like yeah I'ma play with money I gotta fucking believe me like nigga that's not who does that and they do this shit for months for months this shit is weird not even for money though no no no financial gain this nigga carved out time in his day it's up to another nigga nasty on the phone look at this freak ass shit oh I got him right where I want hold on let me get my voice right hello this is candy lapel you really thought you talked to me named candy lapel you stupid mother fucker man it doesn't fall for anything though a lot of dudes though man if you ain't getting no pussy you fall for anything but shit that's when you really fall for anything getting some pussy don't change the niggas with the not my baby syndrome that's what you was talking about oh I call it not my baby syndrome niggas be getting cheese on very very man that girl this the thing about it not my baby my baby wouldn't dare be out here doing that I thought you meant niggas would be like that ain't my baby nah niggas nah niggas the girl would be out here wild and they just would read none of the signs they got I call that shit not my baby syndrome not my baby nah she at home reading books like niggas y'all don't have any books in the house she can't read she can't read that shit hey man I don't put nothing past nobody man for the most part nah you shouldn't cause you don't never know sometimes I've seen people do a lot of desperate ass shit over the time yeah desperation kick in that's how far niggas desperation movies sometimes they be kind of good though on a cult classic type shit he talking about a movie nah I'm saying when niggas doing desperation no desperado niggas that nigga didn't want to do that movie I thought that's what you were saying niggas get to the end of their career be like I gotta do something those be the best movie this one's gotta bring you back I guess I'm gonna bring you back when niggas can relate make them to your dad okay I got a movie idea a bunch of old guys in the jungle fighting some young drug cartels and beating them they got great aim I got Steve short snager being that cobra commander man Sylvester Stallone is like 87 years old we got blade black panther we got all the blacks all the blacks meet the blacks everybody's in there I didn't know I didn't know Sylvester Stallone fanbase was like what it was what you mean niggas is like 87 years old he's like a Rambo right man and I was like this is the most unrealistic shit ever he should just be in the retirement home refusing to take pills I was like a Rambo he should be watching the war like any how you do it John Rambo he won't take his dementia medicine he's gonna eat wall where is he in the vents I'm stuck so I was saying that he is better I was like y'all are mad that I said an 87 year old niggas kid take down a drug cartel by himself listen man I'm fucking crazy they make these movies real his skin is saggy that man is tired yo the bags of his eyes literally come to the middle they probably had him properly what a stick in his back just apologize to him and wait for him to turn around and jump on his back and bring him in half fuck you people say that shit like that too I bet you if I have if I criticize a fighter they can beat your ass he should be able to beat other fighters that's the problem you didn't train for the fight exactly nobody intimidates you that was funny for me he could kill us he should be able to beat me easily the trick is ignoring all that shit but you have to be in really a peaceful mode to ignore a lot of shit I won't respond to the peasants anymore nah move the patreon no the patreon is the peasants I'll talk to my niggas on patreon you gotta have the mindset of a rapper say your shit and get the fuck off my name is my name my name is my name come on man I don't know how many gonna be changing anyway in a minute you think so? it's changed it's changed as soon as everybody gets these vaccinations shit will go right back to where it was that's what they're not telling you as soon as everybody gets the vaccination one of the side effects is you ain't gonna be able to laugh there's shit else just gonna be a bunch of motherfuckers sitting there like how we used to do this they're going to put a disclaimer on it you ain't even gonna know you can't laugh until you get in there and be like what happened to my sister human? it's gone it's gone that's cold and that's how they gonna know we gotta be a niggas one niggas in the corner laughing hard as fuck they'll be like he ain't been vaccinated he lied about being vaccinated he's opened a comedy club I won't change the game I'm gonna open up a sarcasm club oh my god they don't laugh below oh you thought it was a show it's a big one y'all had to look close on and everything they don't laugh no more no this is sarcasm all they do is this literally just know the game about to change one more time you can't choose ever what to give up you would give a musical laughter I think comedy would die if it's on the way to dying if tiktok take over it's tiktok funny as fuck it's gonna make mother fuckers have to actually put in effort tiktok is hilarious if your tiktok is hilarious I'll do it and they'll still say it's hilarious and then you can do it I said you can and this is the funny part you'll make it up I'll do it he'll get credit for it and you won't never get no followers all the creative shit you come up with somebody else will do and then they'll be like that person is the funniest mother fucker but he's gonna be white he's gonna be white you ain't doing any whole voice and everything they ain't even gonna doing voiceovers of you we don't even know all songs like so many videos of my voice and other people saying tiktok that's why I won't do it fuck that I got a tiktok page, ain't shit on it though I'll just be watching shit whatever but I might be bitter I got on tiktok for like two days and put videos on there and didn't nobody look at them but that may have a lot of personal shit what you was doing on that though what you was doing I ain't never not you ain't do them little dances don't do them little dances don't do them please stay down with us I get on there to do my shit man everything ain't for everybody challenge what challenge they don't come up with any challenge and I'm just like I'm cool I'm cool on that every car is actually putting in effort to give it for and I'm just, I'm high I'll be so supportive I'm gonna do y'all thing you know I learned something that somebody else made it was probably the wobble that's your last group of years that was my last learning something somebody else made up yeah fun doing it though I missed the wobble a little bit I ain't did the wobble since the corona virus since the court day I ain't did the wobble though I missed the wobble a little bit I was in court then big but you big girl back it up back it up so bro okay yeah but you had fun doing it man you just be careful on that internet oh nah I'm like I said I've already unplugged bro you unplugged but don't what if it's the same you can't play it safe though you can't just go to the park nah nah nah marketing tool man they still gonna talk shit even if that nigga gonna pay to talk shit I'm winning still a bitch nigga thought I wouldn't come hey hey if you willing to pay me to call me a bitch ass nigga you earned the opportunity that's the rule you should be you have to pay to talk shit especially professional I'm sorry I think people take for granted what social media allowed they fucked up with us they think it's gonna be like and one where you gonna come score with me and not you in the game yeah that's not how it works nobody likes you I was like this is what they don't realize us growing up right it was beyond our wildest dreams to be able to talk to somebody that we were fans of man I'm gonna get my title to our attention to our title to us talking to them I have to speak to you I don't even have to turn my comment section on everthing you imagine waking up in your instagram going crazy cause Michael Jackson left lol under your comment you're paying jumping you went to sleep with 8000 followers woke up with 22 million cause Mike said over some goofy shit you said you ain't remember what it was. Man, I seen that happen with like if Snoop reposted you, you on now. Uh-uh, Snoop ain't even gonna tag you. Nope, that's what I'm saying, he's not even gonna tag you. He said the niggas at the bottom of the comment, appreciate it, you couldn't tag me though. Yeah. Nigga responding to every comment. Yeah, my real page. Yeah, man, Snoop. Courtney underscored Bruski, underscored 9906. Snoop, I don't know how I barely working this fall. She don't send that video. Nigga, Snoopy on the gram so much, you gotta be three or four of them. You know, I seen all this shit though, I seen niggas watermarked they shit, and a nigga mark out they watermarked and they reposted they shit. I was like, oh, you just going the extra mile not to give this nigga the credit, nigga. They cut the nigga name off the video or the meme. I was like, boy, it's a cold game. It is a cold game. I appreciate all the fans that take the time to... Man, it was one nigga watermarked my video. It is in finding their favorite clips. Nigga watermarked my video. I was like, my face is in the video. Man, it's a nigga that... That's the watermark. People would believe that I was him. This nigga got more followers than I did posting my shit. It's a nigga that reposts all the clips from the 85 self-page and put his Instagram name on it. He ain't had shit to do with this. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. A nigga named DeLorean used to do that with Country Wayne. They thought Country Wayne... You're just going to say the nigga name then what? Of course, because Country Wayne checked that nigga and said his name. So it's out there already. You knew him? Huh? I had never met DeLorean. Oh, you said a couple... That's not a person I would want to meet. Yeah, this nigga was just posting, posting, posting, posting, whining shit. And whining, country is so funny because people forget he's really just street nigga. They see the uh-huh. They see the funny shit and him not cussing and being the clean comic. Man, when that nigga was, when you trying to take some food out of his mouth, you see who he is for real. Yeah, I'll never, I'll never try nobody like that. I'll find out who you are. You're gonna keep playing my motherfucking videos. That bitch gonna be like that. I told you, I told you one time before, I told you no more. I was like, this is different from his other videos. Yeah, this really is, man. Man. And the crazy part is that video did numbers too. Hey man, that angry nigga sketch you did. I like that shit. Yeah, the angry nigga sketch. Nah, it's really about the end of the world. You need to do some more of them going off video. Man, had his fist balled up like a biscuit. Thank you. You stayed off my beat. That was crazy. My last time. Nah, man. This is crazy, man. I'm just glad, I'm glad that I figured out what I wanted to do in that space now. And that place can drive you crazy, man. It can. Because I see people attaching their self-esteem to that shit. Literally. Self-worth. Yeah, I am. Yeah. Self-worth to it. They post some shit, and if it don't get enough likes or enough comments or whatever, they'll take it off. Yeah, we need that. You really felt that way. Why would you? A lot of people feel like they need validation. Yeah. I don't know why, you know. But whatever. Only time I delete stuff is because if it's going crazy, motherfuckers keep commenting. I'm like, I don't want to see what people got to say about this all goddamn day. I delete it or I'll cut the comments off. I ain't gonna read it. I'll just let them say whatever the fuck they're gonna say and move on to the next one. Nah, the reason I read it is because sometimes, I don't read all of them. I used to read a lot. T-Springs was a, he helped me out, my homeboy. He just put shit in perspective for me all the time. Like, so we was at a barbershop and it was this dude, he was slow, you know what I mean? And he was typing, he was like, what you doing? T was like, what you doing? He was like, oh, commenting on something on Instagram. He said, Ryan, that's who you probably argued with half time. And I was like, yeah, I gotta stop arguing with these niggas on social media. I can't be that. Start agreeing with them. That might work. You right? You right as fuck. Right. Damn, I should have thought about that. I should have, I knew you was gonna say some shit just like that when I posted this shit. I'm gonna tell y'all really hot, if you want, this is the best way to deal with it. Somebody say some fucked up shit about you on Instagram. Pin the comment. Girl. And then everybody who likes it, block them too. It's gonna be dirty. You can kill a lot of people at one time. It's gonna be 31 dislikes on this bitch before it finish up low. It's just built in hate. Yeah. But you know what? My boy Austin, that I don't even look at the dislikes or nothing like that. Austin was like, nigga, have you ever seen a video without a dislike on it? I was like, damn, that's true. It ain't shit out there that don't get no dislikes. Everybody. Man, they think of dislikes every day. I gotta let them know I don't like this shit. That blows my mind. I hate this shit so much, I gotta type it in. Let me see if motherfuckers like this shit. That's how a baby mom fucking hit in that bitch. Watch the whole video, so I know. Exactly. Look at 426, this the part I hate. 426 to 1737, bull shit. Still here. They still dropping this shit every week. I blocked them whole ass niggas. I can say shit, but they can't. What if it's all just the CIA like, oh, we got him now. He responded to the bitch ass nigga comment. We got access to folks. We got access to his page now. The shark has took the bait. He's a nigga, man. It's a bait, man. And people have your page and you're like, nobody can see this but me. Like, and then people behind the screen be like, nobody can see it but us. These hackers are good too, man. You don't watch yourself. Bro, I got hacked. I got hacked too. Yeah. And I almost got a second time. This motherfucker was good. Message me on Instagram. It was a link, so don't ever click no link ever. So, but it clicked the link and it was like, you have just been signed out. And then it was like signed back in. And it was the Instagram page, right? The Instagram signed in. A motherfucker recreated that just so you could type it in and he had hacked it. I got halfway in to type it in and it was like, nah, nigga, I started hitting back and sure enough my page popped back up. I was like, that nigga almost got me. That was good. That was good. These motherfuckers is really good. Man, what you was trying to do? The niggas hacked my Twitter, Facebook, everything. Oh, man. Yeah, I got my Facebook hack and it was automatically linked to all the other ones. Man, that nigga was having a ball. Changed all that shit. He changed that. He changed the language. Bro, when I got my shit back, you know how hard it was to switch that shit back? He changed the language on my shit. I was sitting here like, oh my, I'm just in the mall. Like, you know what I'm saying? What do you put it on? You know what I'm saying? What do you put it on? It was Arabic. Man, that nigga was saying. So it just symbols to me. It ain't even letters. That's why I'm in the mall. He was trying to sell pages on my shit. Like the motherfuckers at the mall, they be like, hey, you want to try the lotion? I was like, can you read this? I'll buy two bottles of lotion if you tell me what this is. They was trying to sell hacked pages off my page. They was responding to everybody. They hacked pages and then delete everything off of it and like, do you want to buy a verified page? Yeah. It's a motherfucker get on my shit and then he go to all the females and be like, hello, I'm contacting you from a different page because I can't contact you from the main page. But the thing is every girl he talked to is one of my cousins. Right. I'm like, you big stupid motherfuckers. Like, somebody, you trying to fuck again, cuz I'm like, no, nigga. That same shit be happening. They be creating all these fake ass pages. Nigga gonna send my auntie a message. She cussing them out for three days. I was like, just let it go, auntie. Oh my God, that's right. David Lucas, right? This nigga had me hollering. I wouldn't believe it if he ain't screenshot it. Nigga, somebody pretended to be the rapper of the baby. He was like, nigga, I'm stuck in Atlanta. I need 10 grand, bro, help a nigga out. And it was like, the name of the page was The Baby's Real Page. I was just like, ain't no way. They believe, nigga, this is falling for this. Yes. Nigga, The Baby's Real Page. For real though. For real though. The Baby's Real Page, for real though, I swear to God. I swear to God, this is my page. Oh, I didn't got 17 fake pages from The Real Carlos Miller. Oh yeah, nigga. It's claimed English won through 37. I get so mad at my fans when they fall for it. That's crazy. I'll get DMs and be like, man, you still ain't sent me my prize. I was like, what? I ain't giving out no goddamn prize. You said I won. I hate it. You said I won the prize. And you need to prove it this you, because I got a fake page hitting me up. Like, why would you hit me on my real page to tell me about the fake page? Like, I'm about to verify the fake page. No, that was me. I was trying to get with you, lady, who working Walmart. Is this you? Yeah. That's what I hit you. Is this you? It blows my mind. And then this is the thing. They're like, you didn't give me my prize. I was like, I didn't say nothing to you about my prize. And then they'll screenshot and send it to me. My name spelled wrong. I'm like, you think I don't know how to spell my goddamn name? That ain't me. Man. Why would I spell Ryan with three wives? People send it to you. Like, you about to go ride on them. Hey, man, it's a fake page out here. Say no more. Let me get my keyboard. I do be saying it. Like, I be sick of niggas all day. Like, hey, you got fake pages out here. I'm like, report them niggas. Report them niggas, though. You bitches think it's a good thing to swear. And then they'll screenshot it and send it to me. Yeah, report it they add to my niggas. So you do it right on these niggas. Got their ass up out of there. We'll air shit out about you. Hey, I just got access to his webcam, y'all. You got 24 hours to delete the fake page of me. Should I tell his wife about his affair? Oh, check your bank account, LOL. I need to get me a hacker on my table. They can do with that. Oh, man. Yeah. Chauncey, is it? Lives at 1306 Post-Op. Oh, I'm going to tell you another thing. Lincoln, Nebraska. The niggas with the fake page sometimes don't even go back and delete all the old photos. How's your cat? So you can go to photo. You can go to photos and scroll back and see the niggas who's pretending to be here. They ain't even smart enough to delete all the old shit. What did Catherine cook today? Oh, it looks like the school bus is late. How do you know about that? Have a nice day in Lakeland Elementary. You're a substitute teacher, right, Stan? Jesus. That's scary. That's the movement shit, though. But they zoom in on you shit from the satellite. Nice truck outside. Be ashamed if something happened to it. Yeah, I need a nigga like that. I'm not saying, man, we all do. That's shit. I've always wanted to start. Like, if I could just find anybody that's like that, I'd start a TV show with niggas who troll. We actually find them motherfuckers, and they have to fight the motherfucking who they've been trolling. You're like, nah, they come out of their house. They're like, what are y'all doing out here? Nah, square up, nigga. Ain't you the nigga who put this on my page? You said it. I always think of niggas who be trolling and living in like a crack house. Oh, of course. And then they just don't give a fuck, even if you went there to fight. That's different. And so what? Even if you win, you're still a bitch. There's no way. There's no way. Man, that'll take all the fun I was wanting to ask, too. You coming here to fight me just proves my point. Then don't let the bad boys look at you all in the company that you keep. You say I'm a loser, only a loser would track down a stranger. Come on, man. You beat him up and shit, and then get to the end. He pull a whole crack head more. You gonna kill me? You might as well kill me. You might as well kill me. You might as well kill me. I ain't got nothing, nothing, nothing. I got nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. Ain't your stupid ass, son. Get up. Get up. I can't get the fuck up. Motherfuckers wear gays. I ain't hating gays. Shampoo with nothing in here. I don't say, I don't say motherfuckers wear getting blocked like a badge of honor. They like, I'm blocked. How many celebrities you black by? I'm black by seven. You black by seven? No, people say that shit like as a badge of honor. But you black by some. And my ball, yeah. You know? Oh, yeah. Joe Bunn blocked me years ago on Twitter. Did you deserve it? Did I? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, well, yeah. You earned that shit. I earned that. You black by so many people. Amanda Seales blocked me. I think that's the only two that I know of, man. Happily blocked by, by the way. Wasn't going to look at their content no way. But it was just, it was, Joe, Joe definitely should have blocked me. Yeah. I was wild. Well, he was dating like a young girl. Thing I named was like Katelyn Garcia. That tells you how long ago this was. Yeah. And I think she was like 19 or some shit. And he was like, yeah, got to wake up early, get the day started well. I was like, you walk your girl to the bus stop? He was like, I'm gonna block this nigga. And I was like, that makes sense. That makes sense. I shouldn't have been that negative at 7 o'clock in the morning. Should have blocked me. So I get it. Who are you watching, Joe Budden? No, I was on Twitter at 7 o'clock in the morning. And it was the first thing I saw. I was like, yeah, waking up, starting the day. I was like, oh, shit. You walk your girl to the bus stop? He was like, get this nigga out of here. I was like, yeah, I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't. The troll days was something else, though. I was trolling years before it was like a thing. You was one of them. Before it was a thing. Niggas wasn't. This is when trolling. And I didn't hide behind no fake account, nigga. It was my face. Like, you knew who was saying this to you. It wasn't. I ain't have no alias. I ain't have none of that. You just did this shit for fun. Oh, you really thought your opinions was? No, no. I was like, I was just some miserable nigga. That's all. There's a miserable ass nigga with nothing better to do. I was in rural North Carolina, nigga. It wasn't nothing to do. What were you, like, high school, though? What was the troll saying? It was like, yeah, it was like, yeah. That's what I'm saying. I was young, and nigga, I had nothing going on with my life. Full of energy. And nowhere productive to put it. So you just was on the internet calling people bitches? Digital graffiti. Yeah. I used to say something dumb shit, you know, the biggest all the time. I realized, though, that I had to get my shit together. When? Because I did a, I'm hosting, like, this game show. Like, BET, and they were like, you got anything on the internet that we should worry about? I was like, oh, I'm good. They were like, so we'll do like a check or whatever. Man, they sent me a pamphlet, like that fucking thing of shit that was questionable that I've said over the years. I was like, boy, I gotta burn all my accounts, then, nigga, because, and I was reading them, and I was like, oh, I said that? Oh, man. And then the artist thing, he was like, I'm keeping it. Yo, some of them was like, I was a funny ass nigga, though, for real. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't do my shit like that, man, please. Come on, give me my shit. Yo. I want mine right now. Yeah. C-I-A-F-B-I. Give me my packet. Negative. Pack it. Send me my packet. Send me my packet. What if you fucking read one, that's the one, and you'd be like, you know what? Never mind. Send me my packet. I'm good. This shit right here. Yo, it was so. Hey, I got you one. It was so. Hey, can I get the other ones? Yeah, I deleted my Twitter. It wasn't, ain't no point in going back. It was so much on the Twitter that it was no point in going back and looking, trying to delete each one of them. I was like, nah, I gotta burn this. You was out there rowdy. I was wilding, bro. I was, I had no business saying any of that shit, bro. None of it. You was cussing out people, you ain't even. You ain't even know. You ain't even know nothing about them like that. Wilding. You ain't even know nothing about them like that. You didn't know nothing about them. I was saying wild, I was saying wild shit. I was saying wild shit. And I don't care, if any of that stuff come out, I'm not that diggity boy. I'm not one to go back. I'm not apologizing for some shit I said 12 years ago. I'm just glad you grew up to be a better person. Yeah. Standing citizen. Yeah, got to, man. If you ain't getting better, man, I worry about, not like real worry, like I ain't gonna go home and be like, oh, wonder what's happening. Man, what do they think of me? Yeah, but I just, I worry about people who can't grow up had like, people who stayed the same for a very long time. Yeah. I worry about them. You think it was like me? Man, but they stayed the same for a very long time. You know what I'm doing after this? That's if you're solid going to put some crocs on and eat some mashed potatoes, man. Come on, man. Crocs on. You ever, you ever wear crocs? Yeah. I'm some comfortable ass shoes, bro. I wear crocs, I ain't got no crocs. My nephew made me get some. I'm about to get like, I ain't got no crocs. You can put them in sport mode at four by four out of that. Sport mode. Sport mode, four by four. Sport mode. Sport mode, that's what the strap up. That's the strap up. Four by four is when you put the strap back. Oh, we muddin'. We flopping today. He's so loud. He's so goddamn cut, you remember? He's so loud to him, bro. Crikes. That's what happened, man. Crikes right there. He really said put the strap on, like it was like sneakers with a pump on it. Yeah. Like it, oh, it's different when you hit the, you pump it a few times, it's a new shoe. We believed in the sneaker technology. We did. Yeah. I really wish I was still at that phase of life, though. I believe in new shoes made me run fast and shit. Hey, can I, do you feel like you all share imagination? No, no, no, my imagination gone crazy. The more shit I learned, the more imaginative my shit is. I let this world take mine for a long time. Don't ever do that. No, no, it was before comedy. It wasn't until when I got in the comedy, I was like, oh, shit. Like it was, this shit is fun. This is the, this is the shit I loved it. We love to create and things like that. I think they push us into adulthood in a way that, that says, oh no, you not, to be mature is to not imagine, is to not dream. To be stuck in the reality we're telling you that's real. Yeah, that we're telling you is real. Yeah. Yeah, don't never get lost in the audience. That's what I was saying about the whole comments and shit. Yeah. People, the motherfuckers on the other side, they ain't gonna never get everything that, that you've given them. Cause that's the, it's all in about how I'm gonna fucking interpret what you're trying to do. If they want to be offended, they're gonna take it to be offensive. They will find a way. Oh, they got to be offended. They waiting to be offended. I just did a video where I was like, hey, black people got to stop inviting everybody to the cookout for the real. If they really fuck with you, bring them back a plate. Stop saying that. Yo, and somebody was like, this is one white dude was like, so you saying no white person could come to the cookout? I was like, you mad? It's not even a real place. I've never been to the cookout. You dumb motherfucker. It's not a real place. So you mad. The next time you niggers cook. Yeah. I'm pulling up and I don't want to fuck. I'm gonna eat a rib. Yeah. I'm gonna make my own turkey burgers. Where the fucking people come from? Cause I'm sure even before that point, it was something that he could have jumped in and had an opinion that strong about. But now he's like, you're not coming to the hypothetical shit. Oh, oh, oh. This nigga is trying to keep me out of his imagination. And he hungry as fucking his imagination. So I don't get any collard greens, huh? I'm gonna make her own your cheese. But I don't even find this shit. You can't get on Instagram and find a bunch of white people opinions that you don't agree with. Right. Exactly. I don't even know where to find it. It's not coming up on your fucking store, man. It's not coming through my feed. Ain't nothing ever strippers and pit balls and shit. So I was like, I was trying to tell a dude. Keep me some motherfuckers to disagree with. I was trying to tell a dude, I was like, you know, that's like if white people were like, hey Ryan, we fuck with you, but you can't come to Narnia. I mean like nigga, it's not a real place. And I can just watch the movie. The white people come up on your explore page. The white people? I'm a Gary Owen. That don't count. Okay. Don't know white people come up on my explore page. It's rare. Just the ones I know. It's not even on my explore page. If it's a white dude who pops up on my explore, he the fights MMA boxer. He plays in the NBA. Fuck that. If a white dude. He doing some adventure. Any of my social media. Athlete. He in love with a black woman. I'm like, who is sending me this goofy shit? You got a bunch of chat hands for your shit. This is where I kids. Oh. In the house. And this is where we live. And this is where I throw. This is where I cat. I'm still white. She's still black. She's still black. Oh, we ain't shit. Fuck this shit. Stop making videos. I get how eat, like I get it. I forget that I'm on the show. I be entertained by this nigga for like two feet away. I feel like I'm watching the show. I'm a fan of y'all niggas. Let me just be sitting there like, man, this shit is happening right in front of me. Man. I'm like, oh, you on the show too, nigga? Okay. You see so much goofy shit on my explore pages. I just, I don't even explore no more. Yeah. I don't go, the only time I see shit in explore pages now they put it in the search, right? So, as soon as you hit search, they make you have to scroll past all the goddamn videos you can talk about. But I tried not to hit that shit in explore, man. And I don't follow any like Instagram models or like, Nope. Or any twerkers or anything like that. If you do, one time your explore page will fill up with it. That's why I was like that either way. Just follow the only fans women. They get straight to the point. You might look up on your time like, Pussy, I'm saying right now, $3. Yeah. It goes home. Yep. It sound like a joke. Oh, in the HB she got a new camera. That's exactly what it's like. You can almost smell the juices. Oh my goodness. Look at this titty. Subscribe. The next 30 minutes is free. The videos ain't short either. No, yeah. Yeah, that's every thing over this half of it. They couldn't. They couldn't get a man straight out. Fuck these bikinis, man. Yeah. His whole coaches out there. And that boy, that'll make you, it is so messed up because that's the shit that'll make you mad at a girl who's trying to show you a titty. You talking about. But her page is like $30 a month. No. It is a girl with $2 a month that's fucking and do. She's like, what? Give me a dollar. I'll do it. I'll show you that one. She done posted three minutes. You start getting mad at the 25. You start getting mad at the 25. I was gonna do it anyway. A month bitch like, hey, man, you gonna appreciate my money. The moment that they take that shit off, that's unbelievable that shit. That shit keep my timeline spicy. Yeah. All them niggas arguing. Okay. Stupid, stupid whole thoughts. Titties. Titties, titties. Flyer. White person. They get roasted in the comments. Titties, titties. Man, I have to be stimulated. I've never heard anybody who, like at first I thought it was jokes. What whole titties thing? Carlos really liked titties. What make you think I do? Nah, at first, cause you funny. So I was like, oh, this is, this is, and you know niggas don't have a thing. Yeah. Right. So I was like, oh, maybe this is his thing. And then I was around. I'm about to switch. I'm about to switch the ass. That ain't no thing. That's nigga like titties. I'm about to switch the ass though, man. Cause I'm being underappreciated. Really? Yeah, I feel like I get more love in the ass community. That's crazy. Yeah. Yo, I appreciate it. I even said that shit in a video. I was like, nigga. Cause they were trying to talk shit about Cardi B titties. I was like, niggas need to have a healthy tittie appreciation like Carlos. It ain't nothing bad you can say about Cardi B titties. No, that's what was fucking me. I was like, if we got into the point now that we can see some titties we weren't supposed to see. You know what? And then criticize them. I was thankful. I never thought I would check this out. You don't get to criticize. No titties there's been a mama before. Yeah. That's for work. They were just like your titties graduation. Like when you use your titties for what they act with like God made them for. Whatever they come on. The gravy judge. Bruh. They are a bug. They were like titties that went to college. They're a master degree titties. Cardi B. Those are superstar titties. Those are millionaire titties. They did exactly what they was here for. You scoop them when you suck them. It's a nigga. I respect. Living in his grantees basement going, I never sucked Cardi B titties. Nigga, you would never be around Cardi B to get close to her titties. Nigga, what arrogance do you have that you were like it would be an honor to suck her titties. It would be an honor. I just can't. I hate the internet, bro. I was like, nigga, you never had a shot. It would be on the house. I like for the work you do. Coming up offset, humbly with my hand in my head by no means of disrespect. And this ain't even no sexual shift. No, it's done. This is a tension relieving titties, sir. Mr. Offset. This is, this is actual, I can punch you. Whatever. Let you know humbly. Act you punch you. Act you punch you. Act you punch you. Act you punch you. Act you punch you. Act your punch you. Act your punch you. You heard me. You know the shit with the needle. What if a woman had like back problems? You sucked her tittie and her back went straight. Huh? You sucked your tittie? No, I was saying. Like you sucked your tittie. Like a woman had a back, like a back problem, you sucked her tittie and her back went straight. You fixed her back? I mean you know what kind of like, you would be the craziest doctor ever. That'd be on the news everywhere. Only one doctor would do it. I would swear I'm not one of them. I didn't kill your scoliosis. Why would the commos? He put both my tinnies together. It's a surgical procedure, but it's non-invasive. It's non-invasive. You didn't know how you was supposed to be standing. You needed to realign me. I didn't want to do it, but they said come 60,000 tinnies. It's 60,000 tinnies. Oh, no. The niggas suck tinnies on mouth exercises. You come in and wee, wee, wee, wee. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You know, I'm about to save somebody's back. That's what I'm doing with this. I do stupid shit with the tinnies, man. Most niggas just know to suck them. I got one titty rule, man. On my head, you shit, cause I'm bald head. I be all up under them bitches. I bet that shit feels good. Tinnies on my mind. I put the tinnies on my head. I only got one titty rule, man. Anything about your titty that you have to explain, tell me before I see it. Fuck that. Let that titty tell me. I don't want shock titties. Let that titty tell me. Let the titty tell you. I'm like a titty, I'm like a titty. She don't gotta tell me. I'm gonna discover what has that a black and mind mind. Like titty, like if your titties are supposed to be side by side, but the stand ain't one on top of each other, say that to me before you take your shirt off. I ain't never seen no titties on top of each other. If you don't have a nipple, will you just tell me that before I talk? Where you from? North Carolina. What boy? I got a chord, right as I was talking. They got upside down titties on top. Upside down titties, I'm just saying, man. If you missing one, let me know before you come. Like just let me know. I like to be surprised. Don't let me know shit, man. My heart's surprised, man. I don't, cause I wear my, I haven't seen inverted nipples in so long. I wear my thoughts on my face. I'm not really, I don't have no poker face. So if you show me something fucked up, my face is gonna tell you, I think it's fucked up. So tell me. I just ain't never had these many negative thoughts about it. Like, like, when y'all play this back, when y'all play this back, when this nigga talking about a dude possibly being with my baby, my man fucking up, watch my face. I'm laughing, I'm like. You really, I didn't know you were still thinking about that. I'm not really thinking about it. I'm telling him, I'm telling him, I have a terrible poker face. You gonna be in a ball in 1998. Nah, I'm not. He calling as soon as he get out of here. No way. I was like, I have a terrible, cause that ain't even a thought I have. And he just was like. Why wouldn't you think that? Cause I don't think I care. You do? I don't think I care. Nah, you don't care until you do. You do? But I don't really care. So it's not a thought, it's not a thought. Maybe, maybe, maybe it's not my baby syndrome. You do? Nah. But I was just like, nah, cause it's like, yeah. Yeah, I was like, nah, I'm just like, no, put that shit in your head. I'm telling you man. No, I was just like, I don't need it. He was like, no, every man needs. I hate to see the back of his mind. I hate to see the back of his mind. I'm saying that. All right. I'm not moved in. I hate to be that. Hate to be that guy, man. I'm sorry. I can't wait to watch it to see my face. Oh, my poker face is trash. No, cause you set it up nice, like you was going to declare your love. Yeah. Like how, how, how, how. She ain't me a father, man. I should have did it right. That's my biggest title. No matter what I accomplished in the world, man. Everybody doesn't get the privilege to be a father. And get the privilege of having fatherhood in a mostly stress free environment. All my niggas going through it with the mother day kids, yo. And I don't, I don't have that issue. So. That's cause they ain't good fathers. No, no, some of these women ain't shit. It's a lot of bad ones out there. Yeah. No, I can't, I can't be, I can't really be around niggas who, not good fathers, man. I'm not going to. Cause yeah, I can't, I can't do it. How, what are we going to talk about? I mean, I just don't understand them niggas, man. I don't get it. My, my children changed, my daughter changed my life. That's what made me really go hard with my career. I didn't, I knew, like, I didn't have any real goals. Like I said, I was sitting around trolling motherfuckers. Damn. Worrying about the wrong shit, whatever. Whenever I found out I was going to have a daughter, I was like, oh, this changes everything. Because she's going to look to me for a lot of things. She's going to look to me to decide what her idea of a man is. Now your son going to watch this and be like, oh, well just fuck me then, huh, daddy? You wouldn't hear yet. I didn't change your life. You wouldn't hear yet, my nigga. You wouldn't change for me, huh? You wouldn't hear yet. I don't change. Man. So. I realized, and also I was like, what if she wants to follow her dreams? What can I tell her? Because I never even tried. I never even tried to do anything. I was content with bare minimums forever. Yeah. So what was I going to teach her? So I would be better off trying and failing and at least I'd have something to give to her. Yeah, that's cool. You flipped this whole conversation, though, to get out that relationship. Yeah, I know it. Now I'm my daughter, man. What if she wanted to ride horses? Yeah. You know. I'm saying. And that's my little pony. And that's my little pony, bro. I'm raising her right. You know, she inspired me to learn how to ride in curses. That's about your son, nah, nah, nah, nah. Do any of you niggas still remember how to ride in curses? I got to be a nigga for my son. He need to see his daddy be himself so he can learn. Nah, my son, man. What about your daughter? Well, you know, she might want to be a party planner. I just found out my daughter's an AIG, man. Little smart kid. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, man. I don't know what that is. I was in the 10. Academic, academically and intellectually gifted kid. OK, I didn't know. I was going to pretend like a motherfucker. AIG, ooh, she going to the space college. She going to space, ain't she? Nah, she, uh. That's the aeronautics program. And what? She will be, but she was always, always, but she was always like one of those kids. You know, everybody think they kids smart. Everybody do. Yeah, everybody do. I didn't even have nothing positive to follow up with that. Yeah. Well, you know, my son, he always playing ball. Yeah, everybody think they kids smart. I don't do that about my kids. I'm not like, I knew she was smart and I worry about my son. Man, I saw my son play basketball and give a damn how smart he is. Nigga had three blocks in a row. I was like, this nigga going to the lead. We're in motherfucking championship. Ain't nobody telling him to do it. It was like, bop, bop, awesome. Look at my top of. That's awesome. Hey, somebody need to get over 20. They need to put somebody over 20. I don't think my son going to play basketball. That shit's fire. He maddened out the dog and nigga. He maddened out the dog and nigga. He going to get in the NASCAR or something. He going to be on somebody pit crew. That's about as close to sports as that nigga going to get. You got it. I don't know that's there. Because they got to start somewhere with go-karts or some shit. Nah, you know cars. I think that's it. He going to change time. He going to be the poof, poof, poof, poof. He going to be that nigga. You know, that's it. Man. Man, I'm telling you, this nigga can't even walk in a circle. He just ain't got the coordination, bro. Love that dude. He going to have to play somewhere where you don't have to walk in circles. Yeah, NASCAR. But that's a whole damn, yeah, they ain't in circles, though. Nah, he put gas in the car. When they come over his dog, he the nigga, poof, poof. He's ready to go. But he's still in the circle. So, nah, he's a kid. Man, you never know with these kids, man. Nah, you never know. He might be a late bloomer, man. He's just, you know. He's a happy kid. They got to grow into this body. I like that he ain't bad. I just love that he ain't a bad kid. I ain't, they just don't cause me no issues. Nah, I got lucky. Cause I was a bad ass kid. Yeah. Man, we used to stand on the roof of a, like in an apartment complex, we climbed on top of the roof of the office building in the apartment complex and would take the shingles off the roof and kids would run back and forth and we would frisbee them like dodgeball. They hit the kids going, yeah, nigga. I was a bad ass kid. And to me, I was like, yeah, why wouldn't you do that? That's normal. And then I remember a friend of mine, shout out to Jameil, used to take bullets and when we hit them with hammers and make them go off. That, yeah. Like you shaking your head like, what the fuck wrong with them kids? At the time, that shit made all the sense in the world to me. Until like my brother was like, am I bleeding? I was like, we should stop hitting these bullets with these hammers. I think this shit is dangerous. I think we thought it was just making the sound of a gun going on, but we never really thought that it was. Yo. Y'all was loony toes. Yo, we were kid, like, that shit was crazy. That's just, I just think about a lot of shit that. Yeah, you different, bro. We gotta get the fuck out of here. Yo. Don't ever do that. Don't ever, yeah. I saw Bugs Bunny do it. Check this out. Man, the crazy part, that's all. It's so weird now being looked at as an intellectual, knowing all the shit I did when I was younger. I just could have died like 50 times. Damn. Doing goofy shit, and then somehow, now I turn into a person that people look to to make sense of things. Boy, you used to hit bullets with hammers. I used to hit bullets with hammers. That shit, it sounds awful. And it's just like a gunshot. And we ain't know where it went. It literally, it's in your, in your brother's house. Am I bleeding? Yeah, no, it grazed them. It grazed them, he was like, we were sitting there and my brother was like, what's wrong with this nigga? And he lifted his shirt up and had blood started dropping blood, started rolling down. He was like, you know what? We should stop doing this. Yeah, forever. Forever, yeah, it was the last time I ever did it. And nobody else ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever do that. Never, ever, ever, ever do that shit. Trying to roll weed in a, niggas are stealing weed out their parents' house. Maybe trying to smoke it on the playground, rolling it in anything but the proper paper, nigga. Nigga, I'ma tell you, I don't know if it's weed that make you cough, but I know magazine paper definitely makes you cough. This nigga smoking with the Victoria secret catalog, bro, he's stupid. That thick ass dope card with the missing kids on it. Boy, that, no, that set that on fire. Oh, you didn't smoke at all, did you? I don't even know how you're still here. I'm telling you, I could have done it. That's so many different taxes. Yeah, bro, just didn't make any sense, bro, nothing. Man, I grew up in the middle of seven kids from two high school dropouts and like the hood, it wasn't, bro, it wasn't a lot of, my parents was real, they were actually pretty strict. I was just bad. That's what, I don't have no explanation. They didn't raise me wrong. I knew right from wrong. It's just wrong was so fun, nigga. It was, I don't know what I was doing, nigga. I remember one time I was like six years old and I would walk to a corner store and it wasn't close because I wanted, somebody gave me a dollar, I was like, shit, I'm gonna walk to the corner store. And I walked and my mom got off of work and she was on her lunch break, ended up in the same corner store. So I'm looking through the aisle. She's walking in the aisle on the opposite side of me and I'm looking through the aisle watching her so she don't see me and hoping the nigga at the register don't go, hey, kid, what are you doing? I'm sitting there like, please, nigga, whatever you do. Don't ask me what I'm doing because my parents were, like I said, they were strict. It wasn't that I, some people were like, you need your ass beat, you think they wouldn't beat me? Man, my dad used to come off the top bunk with the elbow, like macho man, nigga. I was getting my ass destroyed. Oh, yeah. You wanna throw shingles off the roof? No, they were my big disciplinarians. I was a bad kid. Damn. I was a bad kid. I don't ever hear people admit that they were bad kids. There's a lot of bad kids out here and don't nobody be wanting to admit it. I was a bad kid. Nah, man, come on, we getting money now. You say I was a troubled youth. A troubled youth? Yeah. I stopped though. Once we got out of the, no, no, no, first year after we got out of the hood. My parents moved us up the hood and we got to the new neighborhood. We were living in houses, we were living in a, I grew up in a cul-de-sac. Everything was cool. I remember like the first three months we used to throw rocks at people's dogs. But after that, we started to get acclimated to us. Whoa. 85 South Shore does not have any way to know what brand they were staying. No, listen, listen, listen, listen. This was a very, very long time ago. I was a bad kid, I was a troubled youth. Yeah. There you go. I was a troubled youth. And I know better than that now, that's why I'm bringing it up. Don't bring it up. If I thought it was acceptable, if I thought it was acceptable, I wouldn't have brought it up as something bad that I did. It's completely unacceptable. Wow. Completely unacceptable. I'm not admitting shit. Yeah. I, no, no, no, the person, the person that I was doing that with was one of my best friends. So you brought them up, they didn't have to do it, I was a groomsman and as well, he forgave me. No, everybody knows exactly who it was. He forgave me. He forgave me. Fuck that. It's my nigga. I was about to say his name, but I'm too afraid of where he's gonna go. Cause I already gave so much of it. Wow. I didn't already say his name. Cause I think I would have said his name. He's like, you won't stop. I don't say it. Cause what if he called you two weeks from now? Amen. I really fucking lost my job, Brian. What are you telling me for? Cause you went on that fucking podcast. I didn't say I was doing that. I don't have my 401k. It was my friend. My kids have no insurance. The friend I was talking about, wait a second. They calling me. No, my friend didn't do it with me. It was his dog. I said, he forgave me. It was his dog. We ended up being friends. We're going to do now, funny man. Yeah. We're going to make one of them videos. How about I come down there and throw rocks at you? Yeah. I can buy a dog. My money is just $3,600 a month. Yeah, he getting to it too, man. He getting to it. Oh, that's funny. No, all right. Don't say it. No, that's my guy, man. I ain't saying his name. No. But Carlos Miller, thank you for forgiving me for throwing the rocks. I told you. Don't say it, don't play with me. White people going to be in me up. Carlos, how's your dog? Is he okay? My sister's a veterinarian. My man. It's awful, man. I'm telling you, I look back. And that's what I'm saying. I look back. People be like, oh, if you're bad, your kid's going to be 10 times worse. No, I was lucky, man. My kids ain't got none of that in them. I got the suburban night kids, man. Hey, it's me. I'm suburban now. Hey, it's getting late. We're just going to go to bed. 8 o'clock. Big day tomorrow. No more project, baby. I had to get my son to stop calling me papa. He called like, he would call me that shit like it was the 1940s and I was feeding the porridge and some shit. Papa? Some more, papa. I'm like, who told you to call me? I'm your dad. You raising the great Gatsby. I'm your god damn father, baby. It's me and Fival. Hello, papa. It's getting late, papa. Can we go to America one day soon, papa? Such a rough day. His mom would be like, yo, stop telling him not to call you that. That's how he identifies you. I'm like, he going to have to call me something else. What did you want him to call you? I'd rather him call me Ryan than papa. You're going to have to call me something else, nigga. What were you watching? What are you watching on TV? They got you. That damn Peppa Pig. Yeah, papa. And he said it like that every single time. I was like, man, Pops, dad, father, nigga. I messed up the night. Nigga, I was like, man, call me dude, whatever, nigga. Papa, I can't do it. It was never papa. It was always papa. Papa, speaking of which, bro, how can they find you on Patreon? Patreon. Actually, go to my Instagram. Go to my Instagram. It's the link in my bio. I keep my Patreon private. People always keep it. What are you doing on there? I keep my Patreon. Don't be on here promoting your secret-only fan page. Nah, man. I got only fans' page if you want. I ain't think nigga should be into it. I don't. OK, no. So the Patreon is 301 Studios. That's the one we need. Yeah, 301. I didn't know you was going to let me promote that shit. I was like, damn, I didn't know Carlos knew about that. Nah, man, this is your world, bro. Oh, OK. Only fans, double-thick licorice. That one's more than a Patreon, though. Hey, man, just fuck you, David. Just go to this nigga's Instagram. Go to my Instagram. It's nigga nasty, bro. Yeah, I said nigga. You know what the fuck you selling? This is 85 self-saving, man. Yeah, we got it, man. No, I'm just fucking with you, man. Double-thick licorice, bro. Double-thick licorice. Hey, guy. Fuck with my nigga now. My nigga now. Stupid shit. That boy crazy, man. Oh. Oh shit. What up, man? Energy is the currency. My guy Craig. 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