 TLO what's pop? We are on twitch. We are not live, but you can leave a like comment subscribe turn on the post notification But let's continue to grow the family from Chicago to the UK Shout out to all my first responders man hit that like button. I appreciate it man. This for the late nighters and No, it's Saturday night But for all the people who didn't pull who weren't successful Just go ahead come home lay down Eat your donor kebab and watch just watch this real quick. Just watch this real quick Don't forget. We are partnered with the blueprint masterminds. This link is down below Yeah, but this is uh, if you want any If you missed anything all my old videos around here, I'm a little sick if y'all can see I Can't even focus really But let's get in on this man quintessentially British tiktoks 39 or mediums 39 That's the best this is the best series Do you want to cut the tea? Do you want to cut the tea? Come here Do you want to cut the tea dad tea in any situations fixes the problem dad do you want to cut the tea all right? Wouldn't it have been smarter to cut off the water my nose ring back It just wants to cut off the water when you do this It's in fucking first gear like That's the UK it's not a UK the greatest thing I've ever done roguest roguest thing I've ever done I've written a camel before In Kenya Where you from I'm from Scotland Scotland I'm Scottish I'm actually from Glasgow. So the accent said a wee bit different. Wee bit Can you say burger? No You know my great granny's uncle's daughter's fish was Scottish. Oh, cool. Really? It was fucking one of yas disgusting The good thing now is it's not just London you look at all the jobs in finance around the UK the majority of them are outside of London now Yeah, so it's spread this the prime minister They cross the UK law and the association. Yeah, is that something you'd like to get into? I wouldn't mind But I don't know I'd like to get through Christmas. Yeah, what's the plan? What are you doing this weekend? No idea. I'm hoping that the Mungo's can help me get into some temporary accommodations. I'm not in the street What the fuck? Yes, I don't Yes What the fuck? Yes Is that a pole a stripper pole in the background? Yes What the fuck bro You're a primary school teacher so tomorrow morning when you wake up stinking of booze and drugs What are you gonna say to all the kids? What miss miss? Why do you smell so funny? That's really say Complicate hey, I know I have some teachers that used to come to work lit like when I was in school I know it. They were just really good at masking it off. Okay, and this looks too complicated That looks like the oppressive That's why it was 298 quid Oppressive It just hit me. Too bad I'm on YouTube probation and I'm not even on That's why it was 298 quid Well, so you've travelled to run first money, weren't you? Look at this Travelodge hell. No q-naught hell I Found out my ex was having an affair whilst I was pregnant with our second child Oh, I found out the day she was born So when I came out of hospital I moved back home with my mum and two children after a couple of weeks I went back to get my stuff after I finished packing I cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush Emptied half of the woman's face cream and urinated in the bottle Shook it and put it back Should we've been trying to get Sarah for ages on the phone Which is why we left this till last and I think we might just have got Hi Sarah did what she had to do I'm in the house with Elena with your second child just gave birth and this is what you doing to me Lots of joy how do you feel about it now? It does make me laugh. I mean it was good. It's 25 years ago 25 years ago, but yeah, even now looking back on it. I also made him a dog meat pie as well You got a girlfriend But Michael I'm a bit worried about Caitlyn in my class because She said to me that she had a dream that she had an affair with me How old is she? How old is she? Nine nine she had an affair with you And then she, no, it's great. What? He's in love with Lauren. He's in love with Lauren? Hey That's the old man from the crowd Who's that? Alex Shut up grass So who had an affair with you? The dream and then Caitlyn what do you call an affair? What's an affair? Don't you know yet? Just because I might have been around a few York more years in here doesn't mean I know Just because you get older don't mean you know everything none of us know everything Maybe I won't you explain to me you might have a different version of it. What did she say with the affair was? She said that she got divorced as well because she was sleeping with Christopher Wallace on the side Nine years old Can you say fairs Christopher Wallace? Who's that biggie? Joe can you say Accommodation accommodation accommodation accommodation accommodation Can you say common denominator? common common common denominator Common denominator condiment condiment Common denominator You got it It's coming it's coming with the known as it's coming with the known as it's coming with the known as She has a real problem with cum words. C-O words. C-O-N-C-O-M. It's commonly known. It's commonly known. It's commonly known as. Well done. Kid's really got me once when he was 20 minutes late to my lesson. I had a face like thunder, and I went, I gave him the full look. I gave him the full, where the hell have you been? He went, oh, I'm sorry. So I've been living LaVida, Loka. Fair enough, innit? Yeah. Fair enough. We had a supply teacher in one of the schools I taught in. And the guy. Ah, man. Every time I see somebody from the in-betweeners, man, Smith's the show. What an absolute great show. I gave her hell all day, and in the last lesson, she was covering a French lesson next to my class. And at the end of the day, she went, this kid was giving her grief. And she went, I'll shut up. You twat. I told her I was in the class. I went, oh, class, you can't do that. And she goes, yes, I can, because he is a twat. You're all twats. She bucked out of the classroom and drove off. There. Amazing. That's amazing. You know what? I met an ex-puper, a really lovely ex-puper. How many tales did that go? And we were having a really nice chat. She's been really sweet. And she went, oh, do you know what, sir? It took me. They still call me sir. They're all in their 30s. And it took me about two years. And I was looking through some photos. And I saw a picture of you. And I thought, oh, God, he was fucking shit. I am sat at the bench, minding my own business. And Andrews walked past me and went, I like your hair. Shame about your face, though. Ah, that's fun. I hate it. Don't you like it? Don't you like it? Just woke up my kid up. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'll drive away now. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Is that Mish from People Just Do Nothing? Yes. When Dad buys a new painting without permission. Oh, it's horrible. Explicit language. No, no. I haven't looked. I haven't looked. I haven't looked. Look. I'm sorry. That's fucking awful. What the fuck is that? No, don't like it. Don't learn to do that. Why not? Do it. Is that Sirac Brandy? No. Send it back. How much do you pay for that? I swear on my fucking shit. How much do you pay for that? I swear on my fucking shit. How much do you pay for that? Good dogs walked in like what's going on now? Fuck. What did he buy now? I swear on my life. I swear on your life. What to you pay? I would pay like eight pounds for that. How much do you pay for that? Right, you fucking take it back. That's disgusting. You piece of shit. I showed you all the new nose, darling. I have told you so many times. You know, things to do with the home, it's both of us. It's not your own. Absolutely. It wasn't that bad. Missy's breathing tips. And here it is what it is. When you get that drop top, no matter the weather, you've got to drop that top, don't you? How you feeling about today? Okay, why? What the hell was that? I don't know. Why are you looking at the poor on me? I'm just gazing around, because obviously for me, that's so old. Obviously for me, I'm still interested in getting to know you. How do you feel about that? Because I think we've really got something going here. I mean, the past year and a half has been fun, but there are new people in. Yeah, it's hot in there as well. It is hot, but you still fancy it, if you fancy me. Do you fancy me? Yeah, there's definitely a fun hot guy. You were sitting still. There's definitely a fun hot guy. You were sitting still. How could you drop something upwards when you're sitting still? It's been a childhood affliction, I'm afraid. That's how clumsy he is. He's clumsy when he's not in motion. It's the guy in the poster. Fucking hell, bro. You know what? Young bands are lads. Often you're all on Snapchat now. Look at this guy here. Okay, Jesus, man. That little dirt. Often you're all on Snapchat now. Look at this guy here. He off of 60. He off of P30. That's tough. Okay, an L5, man. I can't go up. I can't go up. Even when you're feeling down.