 Welcome back to the Procrest is drawcast Starting the only members of the PCP worth a damn the ones that can draw here We are for another exciting It's all Christmas. How'd you like your Christmas? Don't care Don't comment about that if I even see the word Christmas or tree or a sugarplum or a fruitcake She will be banned. That's those are now banned words of PCP not on this video on any video We ever make so I look forward to that in the near future. We have today It's me. I'm drawing. I'm drawing nothing Christmasy at all I'm drawing a Christmas turkey because I because but it but I don't but I'm not gonna say that it's turkey I'm not gonna put any Christmas on it. So it'll be ambiguous Also, I'm here to who are you and I'm a champion of the internet. Oh Yeah, we throw our mage the greatest person to ever exist Thank you. I'm also purple Yeah, good. All right today. We're drawing fucking food my favorite thing in the entire world How do you think I became like this? What do you think the or Jesus, it's that I ate a lot of food and no one told me no when I was a baby No one told me no and now that now that I am now and I'm a big boy I I just have an insatiable appetite for all things power and loss And I just can't say them no matter what I do and that and that's why I have the of a fucking monster and so here we are today We're gonna be drawing food our favorite food. Maybe maybe just maybe just a food that we thought of here But it's gonna be great. I hope you enjoy Here we go Okay, so how's this gonna work is it we just gonna It's normal. Yeah, it's normal draw cast rules guys get it together. Oh I don't know what that is the normal of rules are like you usually decide their rules on the podcast. No I'm so frustrated right now because we've had standard operating procedure forever. Okay. We take turns one person picks a thing We all have I don't know five or seven minutes to draw it, but I don't know what food is does urban No No impossible I mean, I mean as in like are we all gonna draw the food? Yes, like our favorite type of this food or that food like there's ways this Here's here's my suggestion I think we should only do five-minute draws because food is boring Okay, but wait a pause though Hold on. There's something wrong with my audio not on not on OBS, but I'm not nasty Oh, oh, no. Oh You back is it just is it jumping the skipping around? No, it just is repeating the word me saying the word. Yeah over and over again How is that what wait, how is that possible and this and you mean let me export this Okay, all my audio proceeding me saying yeah is like fine Well, how much did you say up until yeah? Like a lot like a whole lot Okay, but like I just started only saying yeah over and over again Rhythmically, I'm continuing my record by the way. I'm not stopping my my audio record. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine That's fine. I have a gun on OB on OBS. Let me let me export this and then fucking we can do it again You want to start from the beginning? I know it's fine. Okay, this is fine. Yeah, let me just export this a fucking Drug, I mean, you know people are gonna want to see what I'm recording right now. Yeah, yeah people are gonna need I am drawing nothing of importance or substance Oh, yeah, let me see what's working like this is mesmerizing even me. No, it just started saying yeah again It just is only saying yeah, hold on This is the most this is the silliest thing I've ever heard Fuck you guys hear this. No What is happening, I I don't know what causes that but that has happened a couple times on like one of my audio Where it like right at the very very end is like when I say goodbye. It goes I I Like like it repeats But the last little bit over and over again for no reason It's not my mic because I'm seen on OBS like a little like here's how you're speaking here's how it goes is like levels Yeah, it's just audacity being gay So, so what do I do? Restart it Okay, I mean then, you know, wait, did that happen only when you stopped recording? No, wait, wait, what was what was wrong with the audio before you stopped he saw No, no No, the reason I stopped is because it was all like the same waveform. Yeah, and so when I when I inspected it was me saying Yeah I see Well, I guess I guess just be on the look at show. Yeah, I know All right, let's see. Hello. No, it's fucking I just I made I just can't record throughout Asti Is it so doing the yes thing even after you restarted? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah This is I don't understand what you can is happening or how it is possessed I'm so sorry. I've never had anything like this happen in my entire life I feel I that's never happened to me before either Yes, you won't have to okay. Okay, that's fine. All right. Well, right. All right. I'm close out Asti then Okay, all right. Well, I'm so low in OBS so we can just we can just start we can just go All right Keep keep an eye out keep an eye on your audio in case it happens again. Yeah, I will I will all right. All right fucking Let's go Uno fucking who's going first? Who's gonna be who's gonna be wait wait wait munchie? Did you re-sync? Oh? No, it was it was one continuous thing. Uh, I didn't stop eat even in audacity No, I can't record on Asti. I just said okay, but these your your OBS audio doesn't have all of us in it No, okay. Okay. That's fine then as long as it's getting you all right. I'm sorry. Sorry just check it Yes, of course Okay, okay. All right. Fuck it. Yeah, here we go. It's time to see who's the food champion Who is the greatest at being a food? We will we will decide who is the greatest food mascot? And we'll put him on a box of cereal. That's that's gonna be the prize for this one There's gonna be prizes in these now. Yeah, you can buy ours You can buy you can buy our new PCP O's on red bubble or something They're just a marsmars. Oh my god marshmallow shapes in the shape of all of our faces That would be incredible. I would literally I would go. I would sorry Kickstarter for that Oh press one if press one if want PCP cereal. Oh my god. That's the most right That's the most precious thing I've ever heard on all the little marshmallows would be all different colors And like I'd be white and like a hippo would be teal and you'd be pink and mage be purple. Oh my fucking god Yeah, perfect. Okay, okay start that we should all right, and but let's be serious now It's going to start drawing a food fucking. Why don't I why don't I yeah, why don't you yeah? Why haven't you already you fucking? Well, I'll have you fucking no, sir. I I was just buttering you all up I was just slicking up. I was just rubbing. I was just rubbing my hands all over you And I just stolen all the ideas from your brain all the ideas you had in your brain And now we're gonna do the thing that I just came up with on the fly just now It's the cereal PCP cereal rats. We're doing right now. Oh god damn it. That's the best That's what we're doing. That's the best one. Maybe we should do that last Okay, okay. No, I don't know. I'm drawing a bowl already. We're going Okay, all right, fuck it By the way to all the viewers at home I'm drawing on like I'm like a new a new setup and Boy, howdy am I fucking crying my eyes out? Say oh No, oh, I'm the new Nate. No, I'm the new Nate. Oh god. I can't think of a worse fate Why do you suck ass Yes, I suck ass. I'm a meme character. Well get out We're serious art professionals only here, Munchie. I know fucking god damn it. Oh This is coming along so well So how long are we drawing for like five oh five minutes. Oh shit. Okay. I'll keep an eye on the time. Thank you How do you draw? I'll just stop there Yeah, gotta go to get that go to get that one in early quit while you're ahead I've never oh Drawing drawing is easy. Don't let anyone tell you that's not except for when you're using things that aren't true to your heart I thought you said it doesn't matter It doesn't even matter at all I was wrong Suffer for your mistakes Who else is in the PCP? D'Vu. Yes This spoon I just made looks like it's made out of like like it's like a club It's made out of wood it crudely cut wood Like chef John's impossibly tiny wooden spoon Exactly. That's exactly what I think about that subject What in the fuck am I all about huh? What am I all about? That's what I ask myself all the time What's your gimmick? What is your gimmick head? Well, I've always wanted one day My gimmick is that I chain I am In indecisive or maybe it could be something else Very good My my my gimmick is that I don't not good life and you should never That's a pretty good one. That's marketable Okay, I was put a little picture on the box of the cereal next to a glass of orange juice Oh, no, I was doing it too complicated I was drawing the bowl filled with cereal and then I was gonna draw the box Afterwards outside like I already did it. I've already cornered the market already did it. I Think I think we are all doing the exact same thing. I forgot how to draw Digi Digi is not part of the BGP anymore. Good. Bye Good riddance Who needs who needs That guy I already forgot who he is not this not this bag. It that's for sure My god, we got three minutes. No No You know what I can we can extend this one because I wouldn't mind taking an extra minute or two. Yeah And I like being for bin isn't it? Yeah, this is that's what you get because I volunteer to do the arduous work of watching the timer So I get privileges You don't I hate the fact that there's so many of us we Because yeah, we need to we need to call I don't even know how to draw jesse's hair He's the most expendable member of the pcp besides jesse's got like like fluttershy hair. That's what he's got Oh my god, hippo your marshmallow looks like complete ass. I'll redo it Your marshmallow looks pretty good. I would say mine's easy Yeah, I mean if you're doing it if you're if you're doing it. Yeah, if you're doing it the way I'm doing it I don't know how to arrange these fucking things so that they're making a pile So I will just draw some wiggly lines to imply that they are on top of a pile of themselves Oh, that's what I did It's I'm having I'm having fun. I'm having fun with this I'm having a lot of fun, too. This is the best idea I've ever had in my entire life Seven only seven. Oh munchies not there. Oh whoops How many of us aren't there? Uh, eight? Nine? I honestly don't know anymore There's nine because you can you can have them you can have a three by three of us. Oh, yeah That's how I remember the number nine. I don't know about Whatever I think about the number nine. It's like, oh, yeah, it's my anime three by threes, of course I've never watched an anime in time my entire life and I'm not about to start now If I showed this to my dad he'd run away again That's how you know that you're on the right just as he comes back after all these years is like, oh, no get out Get out. I will oh, he looks he's about to cry Well, you know, there's nothing nothing strange about that Yeah, goatee This is the highlight of my career This is not This is not natural. This is the opposite of natural three four five six seven Tom doesn't even have glasses. What am I doing? What are you? He's got a little pin dot eyes. He's like the Pringles guy There we go Oh how Pringles he is I drew Tom like the spies in tf2 Six The box is really far away. Uh, one two three four five six seven eight nine Uh, who did I forget I forgot uh me No, you're there good Uh, diva diva. Yes diva. Yeah, I need Jesse Oh, no, there's no color. What am I Ben saint? You wish dirt bag Um speed color God damn it rhyme. No reason. I mean rhyme and reason. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I know I know this is a contentious thing to say, but I'm pretty I'm pretty I'm pretty annoyed because monkey would make a really great marshmallow He would he'd be so iconic in this in this as a marshmallow form No one can deny his true his true strength lie outside the video realm I'm putting them in I'm putting them in as a bonus Oh, yeah, like like the the secret prize sometimes you can find a monkey Yeah, if you find one sometimes a Jeff, but sometimes a monkey Oh god Digi has became become the local center They're like collectible. They're like collectible editions I have to think of all the eight aids I can In a short amount of time Okay, um Let's see here What color is everyone? Uh, I'm turquoise munchies pink mages purple. I always thought of tomas like a dark blue for some reason Because of his pony Oh my god, you're like to be pink, but he doesn't get to because munchies pink um Digi's like Digi's um A red pink And munchie is a pink pink. Digi's like inside out you wreath for color delicious Wait munchie is inexplicably like neon compared to everyone else. He's just like packed with fucking flavor The juiciest grublet the the morsel that you the morsel with the most What flavor flavor are you guys? Marshmallows don't have flavors. That would make sense. Yeah Davoo is like, uh, like, uh, uh Cotton candy Yeah, I like to think I'm a refined yet bitter taste such as a saturday night coffee or possibly even a wine What the hell is Nate? He's green. He's an apple. He's a health boy apples are healthy true Who wants a spinach marshmallow? Nate How do you guys feel about how do you guys feel about things that are licorice flavor? I I've had a few licorice in my time and they're okay, but I would not go out of my way to have them I actually really like I don't I don't think I've ever tasted licorice Well, I'm into it I'm gonna taste the grish just so I know if I like it or not Uh Childhood snacks do you smack on day in and day out mage? Give me a list if you please Uh Yummy What kind of like like, you know ethnic styled snacks they have over it in there Um We have our marshmallows are extremely different from your marshmallows Wait, are they? Yeah, they're very nice and fancy looking and they're tasty. They're very nice as opposed to your swill Wait, even in even in cereal. No way. No, like don't we don't have It like this cereal to me. Yeah, I don't I don't I mean Um, most of the cereal is important. I don't think lapinians do their own cereal I've never had a cereal with a marshmallow in it in my life Except when I did Well, I I actually haven't I haven't seen marshmallow I think I went to america and got one of those I've only seen like marshmallows in cereal in like american cartoons. That's such an american thing for me. I Never No But I don't want to be shot with a gun Don't go to america then This has gone on for a lot longer than whatever time that's that's fine. This is great. Yeah, let's just do let's just Just this one just this one deserves it. I'm lion-arting this still. I'm not even I don't know if I'll have time to color Let's let's give each let's have four more minutes all the nowhere Not that we got it. We got to call it at some point Yeah, the pcp cereal box is just black and red It's so fucking edgy just like me the the owner of the pcp Who should we vote for in the next pcp election? Who do the people vote for to be to be the next pcp president? Because I think it's time to impeach your current one. He's doing a real he's doing a really shitty job. Oh agreed agreed. He needs to go Um, I I'm nominate munchie. I'm done. Okay. Um I I accept without we could actually have like a stupid fake presidential campaign episode I nominate I nominate munchie because I know that as a professional Starfucker and backstabber his first act will be to remove me and I've been trying to sabotage myself from the very beginning and it hasn't worked yet I had so soon and then there'll be no two there'll only be manga I could I could when I have time I can actually like Grab a picture off of google of how the fenian marshmallows look like if you guys are curious But then then we'll have to edit in the picture. I'm curious I don't mind Or I mean we I wouldn't have to like I mean people at home can just google it. No they can't Are you sure this is the properties able to edit? Uh, no one it's impossible. It can't be done. It can only be approximated Editing is a gas Why why did I everything coloring was hard when you when you just when you just break out all your crayons and your pace Your glue Just fucking slam that shit into each other. What can go wrong? It's I'm uh, not even slightly disagreeing Like it's easy It's as if I drew it properly It's almost You you might almost think if you were a fool You you could trick someone into thinking that if you were just deceived them properly Which I know that you were not wait, why is it called pcpo's when it's marshmallow? I named it pcpo's as well Because because the uh, because the um, because the the the the non-marshmallow shapes are o-shaped you see There are no there are others. I thought it was just marshmallows. Oh god. Oh no What's bad about that That sounds disgusting Imagine a cereal that was all more. I'm done by the way. I'm ready to call this done. Yeah, I'm done. I'm no No, you know, you're not We got one minute. I'm trying to figure it's fine I can wrap this up in fucking 10 seconds flat Okay, nice pony reference. Oh nice pony reference Both of us said it Both of us thought it Thought when will we go back? We've been talking about it for far too long. It's like rad colleagues have more important There's a freaking Munchy You are gonna be so fucking stoked when you see my christmas gift for you Oh my god. Oh fucking. I'm fucking sweating right now I'm showing it. I'm showing it on screen. So the viewers at home will see what it is I went to I went to my discord because I thought you had it on my screen as well But that's not even how it works. I made it myself. I designed it myself specifically for you Oh, i'm so fucking happy I just hope I just hope that it works out There are there are potential logistical hurdles, but is that from baddragon.com? No, thanks I in fact got you a present as well, but I left it at my house. So well, I guess that's the end of that Okay, sweet I'll think of something I'll think it's fucking something god damn. This is this guy the pcp guy has never looked fatter He's never looked better. He's got a little fucking He's got a big old thing on his chest. All right. I'm so fucking ready You I'm gonna come at you like a lightning bolt. All right, like a lightning bolt with aids. I'm gonna slap you around Uh, are we are we really fucking done yet? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me just export my file All right, I'm just gonna post mine right what color should that be? Light blue Yes, what are you made? No format Image quality zero I can't even find it. I can't even find what I saved it. I hate this. I hate every time this happens What does it look like from a distance? I don't know. Okay, should I should I post mine? Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Oh, no, I did I did it Okay, it's mine. It's my one Yeah I love it. Yeah. Oh, that's cute. Look at all this. Oh, look at that little doji Look at that little doji that little dude that little dude pcpo is bad Oh, no, it sure is bad. Look at my look at my little face here. Look look look at me just trying my might Let me look at me testing my might on the on the big screen for the first time Delectable it's a face reveal. I I would be so happy if I were to eat these in real life That's why we have to fund this. We have to do it. We this is the official announcement I'd be so I would be so happy But can you imagine can you imagine the logistical problems involved in creating such a thing? I wonder I wonder how you even do it Is it even possible for a private citizen? Is it even possible to make a marshmallow actually We could we once we get once we get our celebrity appearance here We're gonna be able to do things Louder and more proud than a fucking kid in a candy store. I love the delicate texturing of that milk The delicate hatching of the shading of that of that of that Dollop of milk the digi is drowning in Fucking rue the day he ever fucking tried to not do that. Uh, I guess I'll post mine Yeah, yeah, it's basically the same Great, they're all gonna be the exact same fucking thing. Yeah K It doesn't say gay. That's just k. It's got a little nub on the bottom. It's fine nub for you It's called fucking uh alimony. You're not paying and they're gonna be fucking sent to jail for that Mine's way less funny than hippos. I feel defeated Who would drink a glass of milk and then a glass of orange juice those two things don't clash well You can you can put either or on your cereal. That's what this is. I had a cousin who put orange juice on her milk Or on her cereal that fucking lie just own them. I mean, I guess there's I mean I guess I still have them because they're still alive, but I don't care I mean, I mean once they pull stuff like that, are they really alive? And then I tried it and I ate it and that's probably why I don't care what anything tastes like anymore because I've experienced the worst and I survived it All right. All right, everyone here. Here's my drink. You're gonna have to zoom in. You're gonna have to zoom in for this one You're gonna have to zoom in real hard. Okay. Here I go Oh my god. It's like a bowl of tropical fruits Oh, that looks so good though. Oh, I feel like you said it looks so good. It's like a pineapple Yeah Or is that Ben? Ben the Nate's behind Yeah, yeah Nate's behind. Um, uh, there's there's me. There's there's all of us here They're all here and monkeys the bull holding us all together. Oh god. Yeah Totally I'll help Yeah, our our brand. Look at look at PCP guy on Look at this box. If you were walking to the grocery store and you saw this box Immediately you pick it up. It it reminds me of like, okay soda like it's post-modern marketing. Yeah May just so spiky Yeah, she's she's got electrocuted. She's down. She's down. She's for anything for one piece A crazy person. That's that's that's all I have to say on the matter frankly Frankly, I'm I'm I'm done. Wait, uh, which is the devoo the blue one. Yes. Yeah, okay. You can tell by his forehead wrinkles Okay, interesting. I chose I chose a light blue for devoo as well That's his that's his color. Yeah. Yeah. Why why is it his color? He's he's set because all his icons are light blue and he said that light blue is his favorite color Light blue is deeply is deeply associated with the lore of devoo. Yeah, you know, baby blue, you know, I get it I I couldn't find a white on my color palette. I just made bin and the and the box like a tan I'm like brown Just like real life just like just like it Okay, finally. I'm finally done finished just in time. Thank god just in time Joest in roiland joist joysy Oh my god extra dick You know us too well. Well dick shape we Bug it that will be the cereal. That'll be the non-marshmallows. Exactly little dicks. Why is why is tom like like like gradient reversed like he's like he's like negatom Because Oh, I see I see he is great flavor Or maybe i'm great flavor than he can be blueberry I'm really sorry to burst you guys you non-americans bubble, but the marshmallows don't have like different flavors in the cereal They're all just they're just bullshit. No, no Not real flavor that doesn't exist in nature. I I can't confirm this Because I think it was at radcon one or two No, it was it must have been two because munchie bought a bag of like marshmallows from cereal And or maybe it was just the cereal with marshmallows and I got to taste what a marshmallow was Yeah, and yeah, it's just it's just a concentrated Bit of like squidgy sugar with coloring Radcon two and we ate all those pizza rolls. I was just thinking about those pizza rolls I love those pizza roll that pizza party. I feasted on those pizza rolls for weeks afterwards Oh, no, we're talking about food and it's a different one from this. So, you know That means We could have drawn tortillas pizza rolls right now. Oh my favorite fold. All right. Okay. This time. We're actually doing This time we're actually doing five down hill five minutes. Okay, but quickly before that Here's the fiennion marshmallows. What the fuck? Oh my god. What the hell are they soft? Yeah, they're very soft and and and moist and they look like they look like meringue cookies They're not like I've been told that but they're not they're very soft and squishy and moist and sugary They're like they're practically pure sugar. Honestly. They look like a they look like an inseminated embryo from where I'm looking From where I'm checking out this babe You totally see that Who wants to go next Well, why don't you step out of the plate you fucking coward? How about you? You're bad, but yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw you I'm gonna throw you all a curve ball here Throw some bone. So watch the uh Okay, my my food of choice is monster energy drink, but not just any monster The the ultra series that comes in all the all the colors Ultra violet ultra black ultra ultra sunrise Ultra blue, etc So multicolored monsters. I have never seen a soda in my life Uh, I can do this energy drink. Okay five five minutes on the clock. Oh my god five whole minots Yeah, watch the fuck out My trip to ben's house was a hazy blur of monster energy drinks hot boxing vape and steam steam powered giraffe Uh, oh did oh, that's right. Yeah, we played steam powered giraffe in the car Yeah, uh, what can I say? Uh, they're pretty charming. There's some charming robots With their with their guy who funded him hashtag nepotism with their folksy eclectic sound in there and their Bizarre and doesn't quite work, but it's still cute costuming They should replace energy your energy pinks and they give you pink eye whatever you click on it Unfortunately, the monster ultra series does not include an ultra pink. Sorry to burst your bubble idiot I'm gonna have to burst your brain Is that my fucking intellect if you're not careful kid? Oh, Jesus Christ. Don't bite the hand that doesn't kill you Is it just mine? Don't bite the hand that doesn't kill you because it's just my Someone should like Patent that quote or something Oh, yeah, I called it. I call it. It's mine. Someone should make a game grumps animated of the pcp Um Agreed Once we're funny Then someone will maybe yeah, maybe once we're funny it'll happen But probably not We've we've made like Chuckles, um echo through the holes before I think it can be done What holes name one hole the holes of the church where they play all the pcp episodes every sunday Oh, yeah, my favorite doesn't count It's obligatory to laugh Let's see. Let's see here. I'm trying a little bit in the background. He's never been happier Not once in his whole fucking life Uh true true Uh, oh, yes, look at all these colors Something that I rarely if ever indulge in I don't even know if what I'm drawing is the correct thing I just googled and I'm like, yeah, okay. That's how I assume this looks like So if it if this is not it then blame google Okay, that'll do Blame google for demonetizing this video by pressing one on patreon.com I picked the wrong color Arts all about making mistakes and then just continuing with them and making Art is about being shit, but but pretending and convincing everyone around you that you're good. Yeah, that's exactly what it's about, dude Uh, there's no green shit. What else there's there's black. There's black, which is my favorite I like this as it is. I don't really want to change it, but there's no color And you've got to have color because I know the monster looks like urine It looks like earring Uh, wait, wait, wait. There's got to be more. I'm forgetting. Oh, yeah, there's white, but white doesn't count White always counts then Wait, is that all did I get them all? Uh violet blue red sunrise Citron I think is the yellow one Oh, well How much time we have we got uh A minute and a half two minutes I'm looking at the clock That was from mario rpg Everyone went to last That's from mario to see Disgusting Uh That was from star wars Duh That one That's from the pcp band Duh Music That one really got you me It's it's good to laugh again for once Before we go back to the toil The pcp drawcast is like a respite from the fucking continuous war that is the corvette's podcast Oh god, tell me about it. It's our only respite from this fucking coil emphasis on spit. Am I right? Oh, yeah, oh shit. Okay. I guess we're done. I guess that's it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait for 100 minutes All right There's yellow, orange, red, purple, blue, black, white. Oh my god, there's lots. There's lots of colors All right, dude, you can't do them all we got to just call it here. No, no, I'll go last I'll have all the colors. You you will believe me Uh, mine's I'm sorry mine sucks and isn't funny Mine isn't funny either. It's sometimes it's not supposed to be funny Ben Um, well, you know what? I'm just gonna cheat and just add I'm gonna add humor by putting the word gay underneath everything Add a dick to it. It'll be funny I promise Okay All right, it's the it's the obvious. It's the obvious, but I gotta do it Fuck right. All right. All right. All right. I only have one more. I have only one I have only one more sin to commit I only do one, but if you guys do more I'm gonna be upset. I'm I'm no, we're done. We're finished. Everyone else is cheating. I'm posting mine. I'm posting mine in the chat Here it comes get ready to die. I am cheating And boom What what an artistic what an artistic achievement What a what a powerful message It's like you do the same thing like 10 times and then you wrote gay underneath it It's almost like I did that, but thankfully it's actually the furthest thing from what I did Oh, it's too potent All right, might as well cry. It's too good Oh, I'm crying and I'm crying through my baby. I'm crying for you. Don't worry Huh All right, let everyone down No, but don't never let anyone down because you're just too strong. You can't you can't move your muscles enough in order to place them down You have to hold them Yeah, you're like atlas hold my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn Okay, post it. I'm at my exporting mine right now. Oh my god That's actually like pretty fucking intense That's shading I I was it's terrible. I I don't know where I went with it. Like I've never drew a can before this is this is this is hard I like it. It's like me. It's it's it's it's a neat time. It's interesting. It's dynamic. It's new I've never seen this for my life. Wait, actually, how did you do the like shininess? Did you just like go in with like the burn brush? Luminosity kind of yeah I see um Well, shit. I wasn't expecting like an actual recreation I was just expecting a bunch of bullshit like mine. You asked and I delivered Not everyone can be a god at drawing like you Ben I know it's a shame. I I no matter how many times I try no matter how many attempts I get I literally cannot drag this file from this mac computer Into the discord because mac computers don't fucking work You thought it was a meme back in the olden days and everyone would be like, oh man Macs are stupid and like only like only go on windows But here I am uh windows user like benevolently trying his for his fucking life to use a mac computer For even the most basic and simple of of solutions much much much. Yeah, I cannot I cannot I can simply cannot When we ran such a way to make a file move from one place to another all right I'm ready to go Munch quickly flatten the image to one layer then select whatever the space with whatever select tool you have then copy that space I don't have a select tool Every art program. How can you not have a select tool? Well, no, no, no, no. I know I'm sorry I mean like a like a like a sample tool like I don't know if I have like a snipper Did do max have snipper snipping tools? I'm hearing a lot about this snipping tool lately, and I've never heard of it before There's a link to it when I search my computer. Why is it show me links to Wikipedia? Shall I put mine while my yeah, yeah, you go a selection tool doesn't have to be a snippy tool. Oh my god. Oh my god That's beautiful. You did it hippo That's That's beautiful The police sirens in the background go so well with this image Perfect. Okay, perfect. I bet incredible. I love the gift The last time I put the last time I put like a flashing gift up on the screen It like flashed so fast that it all just blurred together into gray It's probably gonna do that again this time Yeah Viewer Viewer click the link in the description to see what it's actually supposed to look like I love Brand drink it really happens together I assume it's cold months. It's got an M as the logo. So I just assume people go. Here's mine when they see That's good Whoa Modern, so well, it's me It's me Oh god Dream because you're sick from oh my god Wait, is that the liquid up at the top like swirling around? Yeah. Okay. Okay. So the thing about that is that reminds me Okay, so in like the 80s, there was there was like a cartoon called cartoon all stars to the rescue Um, where like all the like popular saturday morning cartoon characters got together to teach a kid not to do drugs Like when you the poo like when he the poo was there and like the ninja turtle I've heard of that and I'm fucking garfield and like I I heard about it years and years later at people in like Oh my god, I can't believe this exists, but I was like, oh my god I've seen it. I saw that on tv and I watched it and it left a strong impression on me not because of anything that It tried to but because I remember that in the sewers when the kid falls into the sewers and meets one of the ninja turtles And I remember that like the water underneath him is like vividly colored And that swirling swill in that glass there Reminds me exactly of not of how it actually looked but how I remember the water in that sewer looking in cartoon All stars to the rescue And and and and really and really what else is there to remember from from that movie other than Other than the modern swill sewers beneath new york city in which the the teenage mutant ninja turtles inhabit I'm gonna look it up right now And uh and just and just find that shot and maybe I'll screenshot it and show you what the sewers look like What that's that the water looks like it's sort of bulging out like it's just at the very edge at the top Yeah, yeah, it's like a bit of a bubble. I like oh my god. Yes, he's squeezing it Yes, here it is. Here it is. Oh my god. It's exactly how I remember show please Please please Okay, um Where's that print screen button? Here we go Just just copy paste You got a print screen before you copy paste No, you don't What? Yeah, you do This this is the most complicated like like control c control v job. I've ever seen my life What are you trying to do like I'm screen snapping it from youtube Oh, okay, that makes sense Screens reveling in a mission here. I'm gonna draw a snowman Okay, just just just just imagine just imagine just remember that michael angelo is standing directly off-screen lecturing this kid about how drugs are bad Maybe it's That's like the bad guy of the movie of the film that is like the embodiment of like drugs effect on his body The embodiment of drugs is that video, bro? Christopher robin unlocks his stand Hey Oh, man, get the fuck out of here. You're not allowed on drawcast God damn it I like I like this guy. He's purple. He's evil and he's smirking Is he wait? Wait? Hold on. He's pretty ugly. He's he's pretty hideous if you see him better I really love him. Hold on. Is he a food? No, he's like smoke. He's like a smoke monster. He's a weird monster Let me believe then. Let me believe. Hold on. Hold on Okay, don't worry ben. We'll we'll pause the drawcast for you to go search more childhood memories. No, don't worry Wait, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is important. This is very important Gotta show show me how he looks No, I still like him ben All right, just making just making sure we've got an objective objective picture here Oh, I know what mage is gonna do now. He's got two. He's an angry purple guy. Oh, we all know He's an evil angry purple guy. That's not human. You're gonna make you're gonna make a weed smoke ghost sonar in one minute We oh we weed sonar Hey hippos, how's progress in your black sonar coming by the way? Oh, I'm at phase 10 Like oh shit dude Like like we all smoke weed and get high and then from each of us emanates like a different smoke monster embodying like The the the deleterious effect on our brain And imagine the cons for that. It's just everyone like going like the middle of room like smoking a fuck ton of weed and then like passing out And and then when they wake up and I was like dude, I asked what projected and my my smoke ghost sonar Fucking uh, was all up in that that brony red chrome fucking three That's what we have to Okay, wait, okay, we've done two we've done two the longest strong cast we've ever done in our entire life And we've spent the least amount of of it drawing. Yeah that far All right, uh fucking uh one of you two it's time for you to go go gadget. Okay. All right Um, I will go and I will say uh the perfect pizza The perfect bride The perfect crime party Okay Part of podcast perfect pizza. Perfect pizza party cast podcast. Okay. Okay, whatever happened to those guys Whatever happened after we challenge those I don't think they noticed because none of us actually did anything It was a shame we really should have we really should have started some shit I don't know what you guys are talking about On the drama episode. We said we were gonna start shit with the pizza party podcast because fun of us on twitter And it was really mean just digi really What did they say? I I think I missed that episode. They said digi's got a big fat face and that's not good Well, we got to fucking set the record straight about that He has a fluffy face excuse you It's perfectly fine that he has that Plenty of my best friends have big fat faces. You got fat albert. Got digi bro Really, what else do you need? The two the two ingredients to a perfect friendship Is fat albert and digi bro Regardless of who's involved Yeah Okay Well, shit. I'm basically done No, there's there's three three minutes left three minutes left Oh, how did how did two minutes pass like that? Okay four minutes left You cheater I'm I I took my eye off the clock. I don't know exactly when it started. So I'm gonna round up What wrong did you bro on this fucking thing? Because really who wouldn't be appetized by digi bro face When I see digi's face, I honestly just want to shove my fucking fat face into a big old pizza pie I don't know about you fellas. Oh, I just can't help myself. Oh, who who could who could blame you? Uh, okay, okay, let's see those succulent teeth. Just want to suck a Rony teeth. Oh my god. I just want to sink my teeth into those teeth Yeah, oh, I feel you dog. You guys are gay Hey And your point being yeah, I'm just tell us something we don't know Oh, I I have phone notifications from for youtube on my phone for some reason And I and I look down and all I see are just the words capital like all capitalized brisker I'll have to read that later. What what? There's a risk someone said brisker on arm retreat. Oh, okay. That makes more sense that it's a notification I thought, you know, like there was a video like just cold brisker that you were being notified about And I thought maybe I made it pizza's flawless This the crush is going to be leather My pizza is fucking mouthwater. Although. I don't know if it'll be everyone's cup of tea Nothing is ever anyone's cup Well, not with that attitude, I mean pizza is hard to be a cup of tea. It is a pizza You put in in a blender and then heat it up But then it is just a soup No To be a tea it has to become a leaf and then rude You printed into a leaf I can't 3d print 3d print I mean you could probably do that if you if you already have tea with which to to put in the 3d printer You could 3d print the same Substance that you have in the printer to make a tea And then and then you just slather it in hot water or whatever you do What could I like one of the limits of a 3d printer cut a 3d print like the moon Like easel. Do I just say give me the moon? Will it like make it for me? Yes, if you have the blueprints and enough plastic Okay I think we can work there are actually Like machines that it doesn't matter how big it is because the machine will just move around until it's made it But other machines it has to be smaller than the machine Well, you like on a table you just need you just need the raw material to to print it You would need the bad necessities to 3d print out islamist You don't need to have any reverse to make that world go round Exactly now you're catching on Oh blue, I don't know about the sharia law thing Um, I think we got like a minute left or something. I don't know Where can I get steam this time of hour? Okay, okay. I'm I'm I'm finished here. I'm finished with the pizza All of the sharia law Fuck it. I ruined it. I ruined it retroactively kill me. Uh, cut that out Cut that out the podcast Ben if you're listening back to this which I know you won't be but in case you are like amplify that So that's like the loudest thing like like hippo's always the loudest track when he says that and like wait, what did he say? I wasn't paying attention. Oh, it's gonna ruin our joke. You ruined our joke Have we toyled over it? Uh, 30 seconds 30 seconds 15 seconds. Oh you got to be kidding me Five seconds I'm almost as having as much fun as I'm retrieval right now and done. All right. I don't know what color chicken is It's pink I put I put chicken on mine too actually like chicken What what what a what a cosmic coincidence? Indeed It's almost as big a coincidence as that time that we both picked the same starter out of like 16 and then gave it the same name Yes, oh my god. You still remember. I'll never forget. That was the most unlikely thing that ever happened to me in my entire life Oh, it's me. Which we were playing pokemon. What was the game? I don't remember. It was a fan game a pokemon fan game. Like yeah, it was like pokemon revolution I don't know. It was set in a city Yeah, like you could you could pick like 16 different starters. You could pick starters from like the first pokemon four gins And uh, we both out of all those we both picked fennekin and named it willow like without yeah like without Colluding at all on that decision. Yeah Well, I'll be damned I know you guys must have the same brain separated by a measly air gap Here is my pizza Oh my god. Oh, I didn't even see this little ghost. Oh gross Oh gross Looks like a tie green curry that looks like a fucking a thing I see on my dick when I don't go for a while molded up pizza. No, it's spinach guys. It's it's spinach and chicken I see I see in the green that is like as a kid you're like no But then you realize that it's a nice taste anyway and yeah things like that you associate with like that sort of taste That's like a ghast. It's it's it's like a minecraft ghast. It's chicken and it's chicken and spinach with a garlic white sauce I had I had this pizza the other day. It was really good That fucking scares me right down to my bone. Okay. Me next me next Okay, okay. I mined something. Yeah, it's a stuffed crust pizza with with with the with the sausage in the crust And it has like chicken bits and and pineapple and mushrooms and Is the stuffed crust like a hot dog? Yeah, it's like a it's like a pig in a blanket. Yeah At first those mushrooms look like like nuts and bolts I I couldn't I had trouble. I had trouble with the colors Wait, wait, wait. Is that a real thing? A hot dog in the crust? Yeah. Yeah, yeah Of course, I would have thought america would have had that all the time I would have thought so too, but I've never heard of it There's a delivery place and somewhere near as far as we can order from it's like a super circular Sausage that goes all the way through the crust That's like a crazy Called sausage rolls and I love and they're like the best part of the pizza whenever we order pizza. They're pretty good Here is mine. Uh, my I went in a different direction than I think you guys did Oh Is that digi kissing the pizza Kiss the pizza box This is a pizza bride Who is the perfect pizza? I think the perfect bride and also digi is there because I get hungry whenever I see digi's tea Oh, that makes sense now And there's a little a little lipstick On the inside of the pizza box. Is that where you put your mouth? Yeah, that's that's where the sex goes when you're ready when you're ready to consummate the the pizza wedding Incredible this this image tells a story this image takes the viewer on an emotional journey Oh, is that I thought that was I thought that thing holding at the top was like a a ghost opening the pizza box I guess I guess it's like something like some sort of thing I mean it could also be a ghost It looked like it was as his motion was like pulling pulling the lid up so you could see this is the sequel of corpse bride the ghost bride mage the pizza pizza Bro bride Mage, I can't believe how clean all your lines are in like so little time. Thank you Well, all right, here's here's the best pizza of all time The best pizza This is just all crust So much crust Like basically an 80 to 90% crust. It's just like There's some there's some actual pizza in the middle, but it's just like kind of a token offering It's nominally a pizza The pizza roll So that you know it's not actually a bagel size it is the full size pizza, but it's that thick That that looks like like like a look at an arena with like lava in the middle and that and that like yellow stuff Was like platforms for gladiators to stand on Yeah, yeah, the fucking depth. Oh fan art fan art of that Doing doing battle doing battle on the molten pizza pizza death chamber looks like a Like a what do you call those life? Life hacks. No, no, no, no, no Rubber rings you kind of like like those life preservers Kind of uh, what's not stack your word gush during can't think of a word number two You're talking about the things that you throw out from a boat. Yeah Yeah, life preservers Are they but like what are the ones that like little kids wear when they go to like water wings Onion rings is what I call them Life savers inflatable doughnut seats Oh pizzas that are mostly crossed with it's in the middle That's it It doesn't happen anymore, it's not like it used to be None of this is like how it used to be Post-millennials don't know the simple joy of swimming in a pool They forgot with their With their Instagram like minecraft or facebook Yeah, the two the two things that took our children So age, what do you think what do you think of that amount of crust? Like I said, but no one heard me the next time we meet up, we're gonna fight Oh fighting over the crust No, I I'll be able to defend myself with the thick crust armor And and you'll and you'll have and and you'll have like the thin crust blades to be No, I'll have my six feet of height And my long arms Shit Very dangerous. All right. I think it's time we cut all false pretences and Travel and traverse this mountain range until the fucking the the vast valley below us and move on to our final Our final food. I'm ready. I'm ready for whatever you got Okay, it was a lot. It was a lot. It wasn't it's mage, right? Yeah, I think it's mage I'm gonna request something very specific because we didn't establish any rules This is a new ban if you don't like it I want you guys to draw a horse radish two normal radishes and three bananas go Okay, got it damn it five minutes on the clock everybody go Easiest fuck No problem. Wait wait one horse radish two radishes and three bananas. Yes, okay Okay Uh What the fuck What the fuck even okay, I don't understand the anatomy of a horse radish, but I guess that's fine I mean neither do I but I'm figuring out Viewers at home will know that that was a joke because of what I'm drawing God, I wish I could be a viewer at home. I wish I didn't have to be here with you insufferable pricks You didn't have to Um You're right. I quit I'm out No, no, you got no you guys are my friends and I love you There's only one thing I ever knew how to do in drawing and that is that the horse's leg goes like that because of ponies Horse radishes are ugly. I know Hey, I I like Like a horse. I did not sauce this sort of thing Wasabi No Okay, wasabi is made out of horse radish. I happen to know Yeah, I happen to know that too, but no, that's not what I had no you happening to know you intellectuals you Yeah, I just happened to know all these things. Yeah, I just happened to have looked it up just now on Wikipedia How many bananas? three one two three Can they be in a bunch? sure If you want easy mode Bunching at once like a weenie Hey, I'm I'm I've got I've got integrity here Yo, if I there are three bananas not bunching them is is laughable weenie She's calling you out I'm not a weenie You've been challenged I'm not a weenie. I just want to put a banana together The bananas don't deserve to be segregated typical typical weenie excuse No One of the bananas is black. We gotta segregate him now Oh, no, and I saw it. I saw we could go one podcast without Oh, yeah without without bringing race into it Almost almost had it Almost had it One day one day my dreams will come true Hmm. I don't know about that. I'm skeptical. I'm skeptical of your dreams. Let me dream Uh, okay. Um There we go. That's a radish and that's a radish and we're already you got a radish and you got a radish Radishes are healthy We got we have three minutes left. Whoa Funny thing is other than bananas. I don't really like any of them like on their own Like radishes are kind of bitter, aren't they? I don't think I've ever even eaten a radish. How dare you I really like beets though I like these are delicious. Oh, yeah, I like fat beets. You know, I'm saying. Oh, yeah, I hear you dog Like You know, you know those sort of things. Yeah, lay it down Sick What the color is radish? It's red Oh, yeah, it's like a magenta sort of red Well, I know I know now because I was just testing you And it's got like a white bit where the roots. Yeah. Yeah And leaves as green as chlorophyll So poetic Oh I'm proud of that. It's going in the book What books that the funny fucking things I've said The book of funny fucking things I've said by hypocrite I'd buy it Sam Uh, all right. Here we go We got the Two minutes left It's probably less than that actually but So what you said one horse radish and what are the radishes? Uh, normal radishes and three bananas All right Doing with my leaf Then what did what did one what did one depressed radish say to another? What am I doing with my leaf? You took no seconds to steal that joke for me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, that's that's That's how you make it. It's it's killer be killed. Welcome to show business loser Munchy has been quiet. Is he really concentrating or did he die? I hope it's the oh my god. What oh my god. What if he like left and like his audio doesn't didn't work Munchy Munchy is still with us Well, and we'll now suddenly a feeling of terrible dread has descended over me Uh, we got one one minute one minute I might have said one minute already, but I'm I lost track. So one minute What am I fucking doing not being contiguous at a time like this 30 seconds. No Oh, you know it dog Yeah, dr. Susan it up I'm fucking a genius. I'm making all my fruit really shiny Well fruits and veggies. Oh no, they need they need fluffy fucking leaves All right, 30 more seconds of who cares? No, no, no, it was like like a two second extra thing. I've got it I've got it under wraps under control understood Done. Oh boy I really I really hope munchy's okay. I need to check on him. This is going still recording go. Okay. Munchy is still recording um It's it should be okay, but yeah, it could be to just his internet is crapping out But he's still recording on his own All right. Well, we might have to end this without him, but we can manage Yeah, all right Okay, and uh Yeah, you want to call it there. We're over time I'm I'm done. Okay Munch Yeah, sure real Sweet. Um, cool. Who's gonna post? Uh, I can go first. Okay Then let's marvel marvel at the majesty that is these Um, literal fruits of my labor. Oh, they are that's a good perspective banana Wait, wait, can you see it? I don't see it. I love it It looks great. Oh there it goes. Yeah, you know, I really like your art style. It's just so good Thank you. I like the shiny radishes I I'm pretty I'm pretty happy. I was just like fucking around, but I think it came out really nice You've got like like instant composition powers Oh, shit. Thank you because like I could see that with like some tacky writing is like the the logo of like a local grocery shop Yeah Oh, yeah We come on come on down to saints grocery. We sell horseradish radish bananas and little else Oh, there's munchie Please be on back Thank god you've emerged from the void. You were swallowed up by the dark mirror hole I was swallowed up. I I went into a deep I went to a deep coma I'm a reverse diabetic and the mere thought of like looking at a beet or a radish simply made me Too ill to continue and I fucking collapsed and I pissed and shit myself and I was covered in my own fluids I desperately tried to get back up my computer screen But I just kept slipping and slapping around and falling back down the floor And it was too many times to count frankly. Here's my drawing though. I made it. I made it myself. Thank you It's a little spooky. It's a little too spooky for my sake. I'm throwing in the garbage I must take away some merits because that is not a reddish. That is a carrot You uh, I don't know I don't know what I I don't know. I all I know is that there is a vegetable that looks like how the eyes look Like those are radishes. Yeah, she's talking about the orange one. Yeah, the horseradish. Yeah I don't know what horseradish is, but I just assumed it was a carrot It's back in back home country sort of similar looking but not at all You're you're ground you're grounded mister. Yeah. God damn it. I splished my own estimate for what for fucking Ungratefulness ignorance. You should have taken it as a sign that you're doing something wrong The universe was punishing you Because now we're punishing you creative karma. No Okay, I want to put mine. Yeah Here's the best one Oh I get it. That's what's a horseradish two radishes and up with three bananas. Oh my god. Oh, it's beautiful Hippo wins this one. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. There's no coming back from this. There's no poll for this one It's just it's just as hippo Yeah, I mean unless mage pulls it out of the bank. No. No, like I'm not I'm not I'm not If you haven't noticed I'm not drawing anything funny. I'm just drawing it straight as it is Drawing the cast is not just supposed to be funny. If it's like a good thing then we'll like it Yeah, you can go for funny or you can just go for cool or just just make something interesting You and munchie did the same thing you both did you both did No, it wasn't it wasn't meant to be a face It was it was it was Is it wait, is it meant to be a uterus? No Oh Then it looks I'm sorry jeez I see some fallopian tubes there It's the father two sons of the three holy ghosts Wait, what? Ghosts the father the two sons of the three holy ghosts Then it's not a uterus. It's the lord's prayer get it fucking three years thick skull Pardon the vegetable pun, but tomato tomato I think I think we've ran we've ran the gambit on all the foods to ever exist And I think frankly if we if we were to suggest another it would be just scraping the bottom of the barrel I don't think there's any way that we can uh, you know Get any more get any more content out of the subject of food whatsoever in this life or the next Yeah, and thank you never come up again. Thankfully because if I ever see food again, I'm gonna throw up Yeah, oh dear All right. I'm gonna get something to eat. Uh, let's end this podcast. All right Bye Thank you for turning into the professional straw cast the best show on the internet Here we are we we're here yet again. We're starting a new episode Okay, bye. Don't leave. Please don't touch me. Leave me alone Bye us and now and now it's it's it's time for us to draw the curtains on this whole affair. Goodbye Bye. Oh, I'm gonna draw the curtains. I'll draw the curtains. We're close. Yeah. Yeah No, draw the curtains Ending is bye. I'm just ending Bye. There we go. Turn that curtain closed. Perfect. Done. Goodbye. Yeah Yeah I'm supposed to be worth opposed to