 Yes sir! Boys like that? You like that little throwback Vince Cardi maybe? Dunk Contest champ? Hover of large wieners? Why ain't no way, boy? Vince Saraya? That's just a real name to get into. It's Vince Saraya Cardi. Did you believe that shit? I just made that up. You're literally so dumb. Look at you right now. Vince Saraya? What makes you think that's a name? Why did you think that was a name? Vince Saraya. You're so dumb. Your mom should disown you. You're so dumb. You know, now that I say it out loud, now that I think about this, I have not seen in the auction house or ever played against the Vince Carter. Is Vince Carter in this game? I gotta spell his name right though. Vince Saraya. Vince Carter. There is. There's a 98 overall all-star pantheon Vince Carter in a 90. That'd be kind of sick. I love, I love me some Vince Carter. All right, boys. Quick recap. The Seattle Massage. And he went down yesterday. Not only did we go down, we went down to subscribers. So, Noah, congrats on clapping my cheeks. Go tell all your friends now and put it in my Instagram dm's. I love it, dude. I love it. We did, however, sneak out our challenge wheel and our challenge wheel, if we completed, gives us one pack in the store of our choice and we pulled Patrick Ewing. I'm kind of butt-hurt about it. I know he's really good. In fact, when I played Denver, this Patrick Ewing went ham. I clapped cheeks. But it's also Patrick Ewing who I had last season and I don't like that. That doesn't sit well with me. So I will eventually try to replace him but right now I don't think it can be a priority because I've got a trash point guard, shooting guard, small forward and entire bench just waiting to get upgraded. So unless I'm forced to take a center, I think I got to take a different position. Where's the wheel? Damn it. I'm going to eat my own asshole. Shut the hell up, bitch. All right, baby. I think what I need to do is replace Chris Paul because, holy shit, we got done up so bad. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is going to be... Yes! I tried to get this all last season and I never got it. Oh my God. All right. This is the two-hype jackpot. I'm calling one member of two-hype and they're picking the player for me. These guys know what they're talking about. Jesser has been playing 2K on his channel recently. Cash is about to get back into it and I know Zach's been playing it on his channel too. But all three of them are a good option. I was just talking to Jesser too. So big baller. I'm recording right now. I'm recording wheel of 2K. I have a wheel spin on there that's called... It's called two-hype jackpot. So I'm going to... I call one of the two-hype boys and I need to know what player to add to my team. Well, who do I add? Is there a limit? Is there a limit? The only thing is I couldn't buy like an invincible right now because I'd have to wait like four hours. 100K MT limit. I'd have to buy it out right now. 100K MT limit? Yeah. Do you need a certain position? I have... I have invincible Dark Matter Dirk Knewitzky and that is it. Uh, I have, yeah, a bunch of amethysts. All right. I want you. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. I'm going to give you a God card, though. I want you to get pink diamond bobble. What? Wait, bobble? Pink diamond. Is he cracked or something? Dude, he is an absolute god. The 95 overall bobble. Holy shit. Okay. I'm about to learn something. Wait. Is he 96 or 95? There's a 96 version tree. 95 for reality bobble. Yep. That's how I'm looking at it. All right. Hey, bro. I appreciate it. All right. Peace, bro. I appreciate it. He's a god. Peace. You know what's funny about this too? Thank you, Jesser. I see this card all the time. I had no idea it was a pink diamond. I thought this shit was a dark matter. Maybe it actually is that crack. Pink diamond bobble. He's 28,000 MT. He's only a 95 overall. That's how you know he's good, bro. There's dark matters that cost significantly less than that. I knew he'd be the right person to call too. Like, of course he's the right person to call. Seattle Massage now have two very good sinners on this squad. Ewing sits on the bench. He can come off the bench and be a great score off the bench. I don't have any good scores off the bench right now. So I'm fine with them doing substitutions as needed. Seattle Massage has a new look, baby. We got bull bull. We got Thurk Namitsky. All we need is a challenge wheel and to hop into this game. Dude, the challenge was there are challenges on the challenge for the new player. We just added them. I'm hoping we can grab one right now. Come on. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. I can do this. Okay. Same points as jersey number one player on my team has to have the same amount of points as their jersey number. So that'd be kind of tough with Dirk unless I'm going absolutely ballistic because Dirk is 41. Definitely not possible with Luca. My basketball knowledge is failing me right now but I'm going to see when my team comes out. So I am so pumped to talk about the coolest new avenue app store. It's called Mech Arena and they're sponsoring today's video. Mech Arena is a tactical 5v5 shooter. You play as your own customizable mech and you just mess shit up. It is so sick. It's super fun just to pick up and play. You can also get super good. It's got a lot of skill base to it too. There's tons of awesome mechs that each have their own unique abilities and play styles. There's a few of mine right here. I love kill shot. He can zoom around the map. And then I just got Panther with the stasis barrier ability. It is so sick in game. I'm going to show you in a sec. There's also a huge variety of weapons to unlock and upgrade and thousands of ways to customize your mech. 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So use my link in the top of the description or scan my QR code. Get one black carbon skin. 300 a coins. 50,000 credits in a huge head start before everyone else starts playing. This is going to be massive. Don't miss out. Link in the top of the description. Mech Arena, thank you for sponsoring, guys. Enjoy the rest of the video. He's got a Dirk, ladies and gentlemen. He's got a Dirk. All right. So we had to score as many points as one of our players jersey numbers. Well, so one, oh shit. One player has to score as many points as their jersey number. For Chris Paul, that might be easy if we just hit one three. Make our life very nice. Oh, that's my bad. Sean Marion, ugliest jumper ever. But it would be way cooler. Jesus, where are you spacing to Dirk? You just spaced out of bounds. It would be cooler if we did it. It would be cooler if we did it with Dirk because we scored 41 points. But I kind of would just like to win, dude. Get to lock some players in. All right, right around the screen and roll with Dirk. Ooh, dodge it. I just got to get a three with Chris Paul. Yeah, that's not going to go in. Very early contested. We got an air ball on our hands. Oh, shit. Wait, what? He missed. Let's go for 41 with Dirk. I got Luca on Dirk. That's a bucket. What the fuck? Dirk is so big. Ooh, and Dirk all the way. You already know. Oh, what was that? What the fuck was that? Six points for Novitski here. Let's make it seven. It's all a lie. Get up, get up. Oh, the euro. Nasty. Can Huey hit? I think he can. Oh, wide open. All right. All right. He's spacing for every field. Ooh, what a thought. He's doing Bradley Beale. Now we just can never shoot them ever again. And now we'll go for 41 with Dirk. And we're in business. I'm going all the way. Dirk on Dirk. And a one. Flash. Bono lie. Good pump. For this leg. Look at that unpredictable rhythm. And that's my ball. And that's another bucket. 14 points in the first quarter. Let's see what you got, buddy. Let's see what you got. Bono lie. Bono lie. Bono lie. Shit. What do I know? Oh, that activated Dirk's takeover. All right, let's try and pull up. Splash. Let's just do it, baby, from deep. Oh, Ewing. I want the most free bucket. I wanted whatever was most obviously there. 1.2. How realistic is this? No way. No way. 4 to 16. Look at Dirk, bro. I might go over 41 on accident. 8 point ball game. 17 points, 3 rebounds and an assist right now for the man himself. No, sir. Can this man shoot free throws? I don't know, chief. Who is that? Got him. Got him. 1. Don't know why my feet weren't set. 2. I don't know how I missed. All right, let's go score. That is a ruby on Dirk. We should be good just to plow our way in and get a bucket. What is going on, Dirk? What is going on? There's the smallest dude on you. There's no fucking way. No, no, no, no. Nobody can do anything. Feet set wide open. Brick. Scoring drought. Yeah, I fucking know. Don't tell me that. Down into Scali. Oh. Oh. Oh my God. What is this? Scali's running the corner. And he's going to take the ugliest fucking shot ever and brick it. No, I want to lay out, bro. Wait, what? You know what, Jester? I should have been using Bulbul a little more, you know? We're finally back alive if only just a little bit. Ooh, Larry Bird on that big boy. I don't know how I feel about that. Let's get over here, boys. I only got outscored by three in that quarter, I guess, so it could have been worse, but I started out really scary. Leaner. No. It's not what I meant to do. Oh, Durant hasn't done anything. What if Durant got a point, huh? Okay. Okay, Durant. Ooh, that was contested. Misogyny going off now. Shit. Get down, get down. Yes, sir. What? You fucking... It's our ball. It's our ball. Durant has literally like two remaining brain cells, and I don't know how. I don't know what he started doing down there, man, but he's not having a date. No, Bulbul. I should be shooting threes, bro. Yup. Yup. Go ahead. No! No! The starters are not having a Bulbul with a gray play right there. I think Ewing's a little stronger. What do you think? Ugh! Big boys down there. Let's go. Let's go! Big boys! Scalabrate it! I want to hear it, baby! Hey, quick side note, boys. I know you're enjoying this Wheel of 2K banger, but I'm out here kicking field goals for the first time in, like, forever, because House of Highlights hit me up, and they offered me a chance to win $25,000, but I have to hit, like, a 55-yard field goal, and they're going to live stream it. They're coming to Michigan. We're going to find a field, and I have to kick it. This shit's going to be nuts. It was, like, super last minute. That's why I'm recording this right now, but I want you guys to watch lives. It's going to be wild. I've been kicking so long, Brian, for this. It's on the House of Highlights YouTube tomorrow at 3 o'clock Eastern. So you can watch me do that live, and then you'll see Wheel of 2K, episode 3, right after. So it'll be a great day. House of Highlights YouTube, 3 p.m. Eastern. I love you. I'll clap your cheeks. Goodbye. Give me that shit! Ewing! You god! Bird wants it now. I got a little too excited. 20 seconds on the clock. I can play for the last shot or take a really good first one if I haven't. Five seconds left on this clock. Get into Ewing! Get into Ewing! Shoot it! Oh my god. Every time it's the end of the quarter, my team does not know how to just a point ball game. But I have a fully healthy Dirk. He was out that entire time. Oh my god. He's still gasped? Have I really been abusing Dirk that bad? Unless I have a historic quarter here, he ain't getting 41. That first quarter was so good, and then we just fizzled out of existence. He's got a charge. All the way, Dirk. Yup! Throw it down. He's got seven points. Dirk's about to go for that double-double. Actually, he may not get 41 points, but the double-double is on the horizon. Damn. Green's a three. He's kind of closing the gap. He knows where I want to go. It's not exactly a surprise. Only thing is, you got Sean Marion on my goal. How is that his fucking ball? How is that possibly his ball? He just punched it out of Dirk's hands and got the ball. And just did that. The bowl bowl just fouled. Can he hit these? He can hit one for sure. Two! Five-point game! Wow! He wants to post a bowl bowl? Good day! You are spinach! Whatever. I don't care. I'm going to win. It's in the cards that I win. Not him. So it's all good. Ooh. Wait. Can I shoot with Chris Ball? I guess we're both getting bailed out. Can Chris Ball... I should miss an 87% free throw. 87 times out of 100 that goes in. That was one of the 13. My ball! Don't worry. Chris Ball's a midget! Good shit, bowl bowl. Dagger! Dagger! Dagger! Early to call Dagger. But that shit got me hyped. He was off balance, off one foot. Man, didn't give a shit. Oh, he's going to do the same thing. Return to Sander. Oh, I'll take another one, baby! Come on! That's my goal! You watch out before Dirk does score 41. Get out there, get out there. Oh, good deep. You sure you want to on-ball this man? Bodies! Dirk on Dirk. It's the A52. Absolutely heating up. Get out there, get out there, bowl bowl. Oh, I need you, bro. I need you. Got this guy going to get his brother. He's 100 times better than he was, like, right before the timeouts. Dude and I just get another fucking charge. Oh, my God. Great defense. Oh, I figured out you're just lucky as all fucking shit. Bowl bowl. Easy bucket. Big time. 60 to 57. Good D. Good D. Great defense! Let's go! Bowl bowl's got it! Put this game away right here. What are the odds he actually went and got his brother? It feels like it's probably so much better than he was. Oh, good defense. That's shit. He's going to get a free two. Get up, Dirk! Fucking threw it on the reverse right there. Run it, run it! Across. Durant! That's sketchy! No, he missed! But Dirk's got it! And he missed again! But he's got it again! Does he intentionally follow me here? I'm not sure who goes here. Illegals. Kevin Durant is trying to sell this fucking game. He's trying his absolute hardest to sell this game. I have never seen this. Free left. Did he put up the layup? But the layup rolled around the rim and burnt like two seconds to that clock. I would have had a little bit of time to call the time out, set up a small play. That is not a GG. That was a ass game. Holy fuck. This dude just got so fucking lucky. I have no other way to put it. And we must have scored a layup at some point at Bradley Beale. We didn't even get our challenge done. Bowl bowl at eight points. He's number ten. Bradley Beale at five. I don't know when I scored a layup at Bradley Beale, but I only had that at Bradley Beale. Durant is getting benched so unbelievably fast. I'm so pissed off right now. Bricks the three. Illegal screen. Illegal screen? That's in this game? Now we're 0-2. That might literally be the most frustrating thing I've ever seen in my whole life. All right. I'm going Jason Tatum. Kevin Durant has never touched in the court ever again. All right, boys. That is such a bummer. Bowl bowl is out. We don't get a challenge wheel. We're stuck with what we got, which is Ewing and Dirk. I'll see you boys in the next episode. I'll see you tomorrow. Wow. 0-2. Yikes, bro.