A wise character once said that we all had to laugh at ourselves once in a while. Thus, TurtleShroom Productions has slapped together this quick video featuring the popular song, "Second Term", by the JibJab Studios, Inc. .
This entire video contains symbolism and references to moves and events that happened durning my last days as "dictator" of the Club Penguin Wiki. Of course, I can't change the words or names in the video due to my freeware audio equipment, but I think each item can be linked to its CPW version.
So, sit back and enjoy TSP in a "Kiss the Fuhrer" apron, Tigernose getting slapped, and Ben and a Walrus stuck on a rowboat. Be sure to look for the Un-CP's_obese_Billybob and several of their nauseating_characters!
I guarentee a good time and laughter in this satire, where I mock myself and the entire CPW cast! Take it lightheartedly, this is satire, folks!
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LYRICS:
Do you swear to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution?
You bet-'cha!
Yes I'm coming back to serve a Second Term.
This time I won the National Election!
Oh, thanks to you Ohi-uh, and dear brother Jebadiah,
We get four more years to rule in Washington!
GOOD GOSH, HE'S COMING BACK TO SERVE A SECOND TERM!
We were hoping in oh-four we'd get a turn!
...-but we lost the vicious battle!
Now they're stuck without a paddle!
WHO WILL SAVE US FROM CONSERVATISM?!
*SLAP!!*
I will stabalize Iraq in my second term.
...-and I will amend the Constitution!
Then I'll eliminate the taxes,
That are breaking all our back-es,
...-and push for more privatization!
Ve can not believe he von a Second Term!
He destroyed the Tans-Atlantic Alliance!
Heck, I'll extend a friendly offer,
Barbeque in Crawford!
Mending fences broken by pre-emption!
We want Peace on earth throughout his Second Term!
We want Iraqis to have Free Elections!
There's a beef here, let's dispatch it,
...-and bury that old hatchet.
Yes, we've been through stormy weather,
Now it's time to work toegether!
Gather 'round the old Chuckwagon,
It's a grand time we'll be having,
In the four years I have left in Washington!
YEE-HAW!
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Kiss the Fuhrer: 1:18 !
