 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake a married man Put your ring on your thumb. I'm married That keeps making all these hobbit jokes cuz I'm short and I've got a ring now. Yeah, really distasteful Really distasteful, but good. I'm happy. I'm happy. You should have heard him or your way Who fucking hobbit got married? You find the ring pitch clock Sports sports the pitch clock is here in baseball and people are I Don't know it's mixed bag a lot of people are upset, but I think it's a very vocal Minority that just like being mad about everything Jim I'm gonna hit you with your politics you theory. Yeah, like the two sides of crazy are actually closer to each other Then the people in the middle that are trying to figure out a magnet or horse your effect Yeah, that they're just you know in the middle They're like well, I could use a tweak here and there But the construct is good and then the people on the ends are like stop running for homers and the other people are like Make baseball slower. Yeah, it's it's a good time to be on the interstate baseball's bad I will enjoy the pitch clock once all the trouble of Adjusting is over which I think that's where I'm getting fresher. We're like we don't want games ending with Infractions duh no one wants a great MLB the new rule was like let's have games and infractions You get all the infractions out of the way and then they're not gonna happen anymore because people are gonna get used to it Frog heaven frog heaven is really nice Jim this almost a breakdown you were at this I think this Japanese zoo in Itachi City They were practicing their bear escape drill out me as a furry mid-show great video though Because if a bear does escape you have to practice for that right you got to put a guy in the costume And he's gonna run around this guy's running around Eventually you see the gun come out the window Zach I like that you know and they shoot the bear There falls then they bring the net over them and all that you do fire alarms in school You do bear escapes at zoo terrible acting by the bear the man or woman who was in the bear costume It they were they were like as if they pulled the short straw Custom you need the guy who wants to be the bear this bear was caught so easily it was not realistic I couldn't disagree more the bear was a fantastic actor Bear escapes the zoo. It's not like he goes on a rampage like that's the movies not good Did you see this bear? He was like confused and like where the fuck am I yeah, cuz he's a wild bear that's at a zoo It was fantastic or a more wild animals that escape zoos coming up later in the shells tails But first the more sports. Oh Jim the more sports and nowhere. I bet on sports Draftkings you ever been there Yeah, I have nice Zack and more sports. This is an old-fashioned High tea fest as we've got a coach ref Stare down And that's a key part in the video cuz they each get closer the coach takes Fran takes two steps And I have free and the ref he takes two steps as I can I can take steps as well And the ref's kind of got this face on like it's a short guy slash shorter guy slash I'm the ref face we doing this like I realize I look like a bag of suck, but I'll play your game Yeah, and then the coach his team comes on to win goes on to win a huge comeback He gets rewarded for that in the press conference. They're like, do you think the technicals helped and he's like, do you think they did? Smiling cuz he does think they did. Oh, can you throw it to the not sports? I have a great This is so good. This is one of my favorite not sports in a while I almost don't want to cuz uh Zach the not sports is about an owl that escaped and a love story Zach You're gonna like this one. There's an owl named flacco that escaped the Central Park Zoo. Okay. Now. This is the first time I am incredibly jealous of bird watchers because this out the first time the first time yet No, no truthfully this owl escaped the Central Park Zoo Yes, and it's now taking residency in Central Park So all of the bird watchers all of the Twitter accounts Central Park birds Manhattan bird alert all these accounts are like whoa There's already an owl in Central Park named Geraldine before we keep going hot He throws up back. You like that owl pellet puke. Yes Flacco is putting on a show trying to win over Central Park. Yeah, like oh, you think Geraldine's pretty Look what I can do and he's just doing all this cute stuff and now people are trying to Get Geraldine and flacco to become king and queen of the park unite and fuck now Jake This is where I don't know if you saw this evolutionary biology professor Richard prom says It won't happen There's no chance that flacco will mate with local great horned owl in Central Park flacco and Geraldine can surely enjoy each other's company In a platonic way that is perhaps Imperceptible to anyone who isn't an owl this guy's saying that they can have a platonic relationship That we can't even understand as humans I need him to become Scrooge and the birds fuck and then everyone flips the bird to that professor in his face scientists literally know nothing This owl cat's just guessing There's another new story. It's not on here that the earth got three centimeters closer to the moon this year Guess who doesn't know that anyone? What about if we have like one bad spin? There's another article that was we found two galaxies that they thought couldn't exist anymore Oh, well, guess what you don't know shit. Yeah, cuz you're not out there Yeah, so these birds could bang these is just you watch interstellar recently. Yeah, I wish it on the flight Let's sing our song Geraldine. How could you be true? Won't you? We'll figure it out. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week I'm giving it to our guy beeps. Yeah Wow He doesn't even know the bug bug dude We've been doing team profile projections player profile projections episode a day every day until opening day on talking baseball and talking Yanks, he's the producer of both of those shows and I went on vacation you went on vacation I went on vacation with you and he's held down the fort. I tell you what? Yeah, listen in the talking yanks episode where Bebes did the open was kind of like whoa with a long strange My god, it's flaco This episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by Draftkings college basketball is nearing the final stretch and what you can do is download the Draftkings sports book app Now new customers will use promo code dumb You bet $5 on free game money line for any basketball game and you get $150 and bone is bats if your bet wins. That's promo code dumb only at Draftkings sports book minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply see Sean Oates for details So you think the refs in on it. No, I think the coach thinks his stare down Oh a thousand percent and now the ref feels like shit. I got I think I might be going refs in on it. Oh, yeah Motivation oh, yeah Because a lot of reps would have given a tee Stared at me too long gives a good technical. You're out. Wow yours is kind of I go backhand. Why Europe don't I do this? That's more time out. I think come over the top. Yeah refs come over the top Yeah, you know, he's got a really good technical Nicky cast when he does the ref on his tiktok thing That's so fun. I don't follow any of his stuff