 Ooh, let's get ready to rumble! What does that have to do with Boba Fett? Let's get ready to rumble! It's the rumble of the of the Sarlacc stomach. Rumble in the Sarlacc pit. Oh, do you think they'll finally reveal he's been in there the whole time? Yeah, it was a fever dream. It was a complete fever dream. That's a rumble chicken joke. Put that in the edit. Back from the dead, assholes! Take it like a man, snowflip! Send Kuto! Send Kuto! What are you going to do? If only you could see what I hear. The whole thing was just a dream. Rumble in the jungle only really works because it rhymes. So, you know, I think we need something that rhymes with desert, or with Atoine, or with Jabba's Palace, you know, like Flabba's Gallus, you know, that kind of thing. Flabba's Gallus sounds like a Jedi warrior. It does, actually. Flabba's Gallus. He has slacks. He definitely has big slacks. Yeah, he would have slacks. He does. You wouldn't think that based on if it was a very silly name. It's like, this is from Ostrous. That's definitely who he is. He eats his own cum. No, why does he? No, he doesn't. He really doesn't at all. No one does that, Jay. If they do, it's by accident. Trying to make a serious Jedi character, and you're coming all over it. Serious character can have flaws. I think that's a lot of them. Flabba's Gallus, and his tomb gallus. Flabba's Gallus, and his tomb gallus. Your own semen. Yes. I'm glad we got that on record. Especially from Jay. That feels like a character assassination. What if the Jedi have their semen extracted from them with the Force? Yeah, see, with Magneto from X-Men, except instead of too much eye, it's too much cum in your cock. There's too much cum in your blood. Too much cum in your blood. Mr. Laurier never trusts a beautiful woman, especially one who's interested in cum. It's a little cum bowl so that he can break out of Christmas. This changes mystics playing a great deal. I have to inject him with cum, or maybe they just hire a guy to fuck him. But when they were organizing all this. Three minutes into the recording, we're already here, okay. I haven't even realized what happened yet. Here's a great fucking meme. All right. What a great meme. Oh my fucking god. No way, no way, no way, no way, no way. It doesn't get better than this, guys. No way, no way, 10 out of 10 doesn't get better than this. 10 out of 10. This is real. 10 out of 10. It's real. I'm not even gonna act surprised. Why? I'm like, why? But why? I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised by this. I'm surprised a little bit. 10 out of 10. I've seen enough of those movie verdicts that are insane. The amount of hesitation we have on ever giving anything that kind of score, because it's just like, that's beautiful. It's just like you get a 10 out of 10. And you get a 10 out of 10. You're a nine. You get a 10 out of 10. And you ain't a half, but you 10 out of 10. I'm okay with any reviewer who wants to just use 10. It's like, I liked it a lot score, and they don't really reserve anything for perfection. I'm not. I'm not okay with that. Well, so the thing is, is that I don't like it, but as long as you're consistent with it, and that's what it means, that's okay. I guess the thing is, I've watched enough Angry Joe that I remember 10 out of 10 meant legendary by his scale. I like, legendary. That's pretty fucking high. The obvious question is, wait, you think it couldn't possibly be improved? Yes, that's the immediate one. It's perfect. But hey, fine. I'm glad he enjoyed it. It's going to work. I don't like this water. This isn't going to work. I grew up around water. He's wearing a little plaid shirt. Yeah, this is inaccurate. You wouldn't be wearing the helmet. Yeah, I was about to say. Boba Fett is known for many things, and wearing a helmet is just not one of them. All right, now this top to him. What about the Tuscans? Do you give them a chance? Did you? One of the bikers are just like, yeah, I gave them like five chances. I was like, please return my son to me. And they were like, no, please. Or like, I'll shoot you. No. Please? No. We'll pay you. No. Yeah, we just want our people that you kidnap back. No. Well, I mean, I guess, this is your choice then. What if on a day of relaxation, he's taking an afternoon off of his very hard work that Boba Fett does. He goes downtown to a bar and he's enjoying himself a nice tattooing sunrise or something like that, a tauntaun extravaganza, whatever exotic drink he likes. Suns rise. That's true. I'm up for two. And so he's sitting there at the bar enjoying his beverage and then a bunch of bikers walk in. They say, man, that was sure fun how he killed all those Tuscans because that was us. You bet it was. And so then he's like, oh, shit. I killed the wrong bikers. I just saw bikers and I blew them up. And then here they are. He's like, oh my goodness gracious. Am I bad at my job? And he's like, they all don't know. Those bikers, they look the same. And the bikers are like, whoa. Whoa. Wow. Oh my goodness. Bikers are a diverse race. All kinds of race. Yeah. That's when they were racing across the Dune Sea. Yeah. They raced us. The Desert Riders. Riders die and they did. They did both. The show would simply not have been able to handle like anything how Boba would have reacted if the Tuscans took another slave while he was there with them. They didn't show that. That's exactly the kind of thing you have to show to explore Boba's relationship to the Tuscans if he's going to be staying with them is, oh, okay. So how does he feel about the kind of stuff that we've already seen they do and the thing that they did to him? Because if we had like a scene where the Tuscans were taking another slave and he goes up and like maybe sort of acts all high and mighty above this slave, you might get an impression of, oh, you know, he actually believes in the whole, well, if you're strong and superior, then you'll be respected. But if you're not, then you won't. And that's his belief system. He actually respects the Tuscans' attitude of, yeah, well, fuck you if you're weak, but if you're strong, we'll respect you. I can see, you know, a mercenary like Boba Fett from the original trilogy going for something like that. There are loads of other interesting ways that you could take his character reacting to that. No. And that's the kind of thing that you need to explore to actually get an understanding of who he is in relation to the events that have happened to him and why he's apparently now cool with these people who enslaved him. Set up your clown. Sorry. You're absolutely right. There's no freaking way they could handle that. No, no, there's not. If I was trying to expand on Boba's character and already set with the events of episode one, it's like, yeah, he gets kidnapped by the Tuscans and then he starts to live with them and he impresses them, he sides with them. That would be like, oh, can I write this from episode two? Like, because that feels like the best and most efficient way to explore his character beyond that. Why does this keep getting remastered? Oh, my God, look at it. Right, sitting at the back there with it. Yeah, vomiting with the banthas. The banthas. Imagine what foulness has to take place for a bantha to vomit. I like the little cloak. It just makes it look more evil and sinister. I don't want anyone to see me doing this. Even though it's a different daylight. Yeah, I love this image. And it's very important, I would say. Oh, yeah. Terminator being like, I shoved a gun up a badge's ass. What? I shoved an explosive of a bantha's ass. Amateurs. Was that punk? Amateurs. The C4 Rancor. I shoved C4 up a rancor's ass. It was just all C4, right? That was the plan. He was like, oh. What's good about C4 is that you could mold it into different shapes, which would make passing it through the anus of a rancor all the easier to do. You don't want it blocking. That's actually the reason that I normally use C4 as my go-to explosive. Yeah. Original tweet says, explain to me how this is a practical ship for a bounty hunter. A bounty hunter who at one point had so many bounties he had to keep them all in an ice tray in his refrigerator. Wow. It's almost like narratively they've set up the idea that Din is moving away from his life as a bounty hunter and is wanting to embrace his desire to have a family with Krogu and redefine what it means to be a Mandalorian. The media literacy, what a concept. So this is a sad person. And I think there was this idea going around that he's not bounty hunting anymore, which is weird in the episode where he literally does bounty hunting. Yeah, that's how the episode begins. I don't know where he got this from. If the episode I wanted to watch has him not give up bounty hunting, I'd be like, where the fuck did that come from? Yeah, you just made that shit up because you have to clap at product. Give up bounty hunting, though. Like he wanted to raise a quet. That's what he wanted. He wanted to raise a quet. He said he wanted to raise a quet. That's right. Because Mando does two things in this last episode. He bounty hunts and he travels long distances through space. How can you argue he doesn't want a raise a quet anymore when he literally came there to raise a quet? They're not arguing. He doesn't want one. Maybe they're arguing that it's a subconscious desire. He doesn't know what he wants. That's right. He doesn't know what he really wants. What sounds like to me is you try to... He knows that he wants to starve. You try to justify that getting in that Bruce Star fight. That's it. What I like to do is as soon as it becomes that absurd to even try to steal a man's someone's position, you've just got no hope. I just like the appeal to like, you're bad with media literacy. It's like, you're making shit up. You're making shit up, yeah. How can I explain that this is perfect? This is just the perfect thing. Let's make shit up about he doesn't want to be a bounty hunter anymore. I think this is just emblematic of I guess a sort of a problem that I think we tend to notice, which is that it's like you're looking for maybe what they intended or what you want out of the story that works, but it just does not line up with what is in the story. He said he wanted to raise a crest. Because that would be a good ship for him, based on its many, many things it can do. I feel like the easy thing is if he didn't get offered a Naboo Starfighter, am I supposed to believe that he would have fought for one, like a ship that would have been better suited for... And also, how is this even a better ship? How is it not better to have the razor crest so that Grogu can have like a little room while you travel around on your adventures? Yeah, so it has to sit in a little pod. So yeah, that's the big question, right? Is apparently he wants to become a family man. And he wants to buy a Starfighter. A nimble Starfighter with mounted weaponry. It's literally like, hey, I want a nice family car. Well, look, this two-seater Ferrari. It's a pretty great choice. No, no, no, it's not a one-seater Ferrari. With mounted machine guns, you're right. It's the worst car that you... Like, this is a vehicle... A Starfighter is... It has one purpose, which is to blow up other little ships. Yeah, Matt. That's what the purpose of this is. He wants to move away from his desire to hunt boutsies. It's generally probably the near way you want to use it, because it's docked into a bigger ship or it's like on planetary defense and it's kept on the planet as defending. And you're locked into this little pod. It's like The Simpsons episode, where Homer buys Marge a bowling ball for a birthday. Happy birthday to you. You bought that bowling ball for you. Not for me. What? No. Dad, your name engraved on it. So you'd know it's for me. Homer, I'm keeping the ball for myself. What? But you don't know how to bowl. And the fucking media literacy people are like, well, you don't understand. It's actually what she wanted subconsciously because she ended up bowling with it. It's like, did you watch the episode? That is not what happens. Think about the first two seasons of The Mandalorian. How many things simply would not be possible if he didn't have the Razor Crest or instead had a Starfighter? The perfect ship for Mandalorian, as some people are apparently saying. You cannot take anyone with you. You cannot take anything with you, really. So the Razor Crest had a bed to sleep in. Perfect for traveling long distances through space, which he did in this fucking episode. It has an armory, which has all of his guns and equipment that he doesn't really use, but they're there for him anyway. He has the little mini carbon freezing chamber so he can store all of his bounties as he goes out. He can keep food in there. He can keep food in there. He has room to move around. He has a bathroom in there. He can keep all his guns. He has room for other people to bring with him. On his lap. Well, yeah. Look, it's on his lap. Well, yeah. Because what if Mando needs to pick someone else up? Well, some of it. Like, where are they meant to be? In the Astromex slot, in the little children bubble. I think that's why they did that. Yeah, imagine Gina Carano inside of that little bitty pod back there when he hired her. When he's like, hey, I need your help to go do something. And she fits in that little thing with her head poking up. Can't move. And I have to pee. Anabru's Starfighter is really cool. It just ain't. It's normal. It doesn't matter how much you try and justify it. Don't make sense. So shut up. It is sad and pathetic. I just want to see how he uses it going forward, right? I mean, I can't wait to see how many situations that there definitely won't be where it's just like, man, wouldn't a ship that you can put things in be really useful here? Would it be useful if you need? Especially if you don't have a place to live. Or how long it takes to travel across the galaxy like they've been doing for ages. And again, he doesn't have a home. He doesn't live anywhere. But like, no. So is he going to live inside of that seat on the. Yes. Yes. Or is he going to pay for accommodations everywhere instead of a razor crest that has a like a lockdown security mode in a bed? Like, what do what do we fucking do? Jabba's palace is now his home. Well, I wouldn't be surprised if in season three he steps into the the Starfighter and it's just a whole big room in there. He's just like. Oh, like malignant. I was going to say that too. Yeah, the outside of the house is much smaller than the inside. It's like the Doctor Who. It just keeps getting bigger every time. We're seeing Tatooine fucking constantly. And then we tried to like speculate why that could even have been the way that it is. And the subreddit was like, you know what Luke has to say about Tatooine and the OT is just like. Get the fuck out. There's a bright center of the universe. You're on the planet that it's the farthest from. And yet. We spend all the time at Tatooine, which I assume we'll be seeing a lot more of it again today. I don't know. Fucking hate Tatooine. We saw like the thread that was on, I think some Star Wars subreddit about like, what's the worst nitpick you've heard of Star Wars? All this comment. There's more as why do Stormtroopers have laser versions of medieval weapons? It's not like the most iconic thing about Star Wars, the laser sword or anything. Talking about laser axes, which are retarded. It felt to me in TLJ, like an idiot had taken over because they're like, well, you have laser sword, so why not laser axes? And it's just like, but that doesn't serve the same purpose. Can you imagine a Jedi walking around with just the laser axe where it's that tiny piece that's lasered up as opposed to the whole sword? And so like trying to maybe block blaster shots with that would be pretty fun. That is, that does entirely defeat the purpose of the weapon. Life favors are kind of dumb too. The only reason they work is because they're kind of engineered by the plot to sort of work. I'm more than happy for them to work in conjunction with a Jedi. I don't think they're viable with normal people. If it means that you have such a focus that you're able to dodge and block laser blasts, I can see those scenarios where that's really, really good. I don't know that normal people are able to do that though. This person's tag is Dave Filoni likes TLJ, die mad about it. He seems to be just as proud of a writer as Ryan Johnson, so I don't understand. That lines up to me. Of course he likes TLJ. Yeah, of course he does. He's the garbage I've seen him write. There are definitely going to be some people who are mad about that, right? The man that was great. Yes, some people think he's talented. Have we done something at some point? I'm sure that in the next episode he directs. One of his cartoon characters is going to show up in the Mando boat with that show. Why would you say that? I have not. I was thinking about that. I was just like, oh yeah, I should have read the response, which there's, the laser axes are a little silly, so the axes are like a weight to provide force for cuts and stuff which isn't needed when you use a laser. They could have used a vibrosaur or something. It would have been better. Then again, Star Wars is a franchise about space wizards and space Nazis. Who cares? Oh, you had such a good force. You had us in the beginning there. Oh, you were so good. You do care. Coach, you posted this. Just crashed right into a wall. You had it all in your hands. The whole thread in concept is like, what an epic. Implying that there are criticisms that are for real and good. And it's like, now who cares? It's like, well, you care. Everyone is thread cares. Well, I mean, does that fit into the definition that we use of nitpicking that it's a very small, valid criticism? I think so. I think that the axe is silly and wouldn't be made in that universe for that purpose. But ultimately, it changes fuck all. Especially because we just see it as an execution as weapon, right? It's not actually being used in the field as far as we see. It wouldn't matter where it's being used. I'm suggesting it doesn't make sense for it to have been created. Yeah, it's stupid for it to be created, right? But at least they're not using it in the field where it would actually be... Well, yeah. Like if some legendary Jedi was to be... Legendary fucking guy, whatever. And that was his weapon. I'd be like, what? That's silly. Like the light saber umbrella from Legend. Yes. From Visions. Visions is cringe from everything I've seen of it. It's really cringe. And now, comment showcase. Do the noises. No. So you're gonna evolve. all the other just good screaming at the top of my lungs no fanic I can't hire Mando isn't trying to kill me maybe that would that would be the good plot of an episode they have to try and get Mando to kill Boba so that stop it stop but hi me No, honestly, can we go back to the Boba Fett dies in the Sarlak pit version of his story? It was somehow less humiliating Yeah, everybody Yeah, I would say that's the incredible legacy of Star Wars with they Disney Mattage to make it so that you're like, please go back Please please The thing I hate Jesus We're smarter than them proceeds to fly his ship into the mouth of a Sarlak and forgets that money can solve many problems like not having to fight Not having people to fight for him that aren't cut content from cyberpunk 2077 I saw so many people say like that boat with the Sarlak was not only just fucking awesome But also really meaningful is like how far he's come and shit, and I'm just like he's a moron The whole scene is embarrassing to watch How does it represent growth for him well because he used to be in there now. He's floating above it with slave one Exactly so in a certain. Oh, okay. That's meaningful. Yes. Jay. How far I've come is often represented by growth I mentioned the Star Wars comic that I'd read that had all the Boba Fett stories in it and one of those Boba Fett stories was he was relaxing at like this space spa and He gets attacked by a bunch of hooligans who want to kill Boba Fett and they show up and they're like yeah, we'll get him when he doesn't have his equipment or his armor and He doesn't have his armor But due to his his fighting skills and his tactical know-how He is able to kill all of the all of the hooligans all of the the Raider people Without his armor and even one of the one of the guys Takes his armor and puts it on and Boba's still able to beat him because he is that talented He's that deadly and proficient Oh, you should have suck his dick rags. Yeah. Well, it was a neat call I don't know if it holds up. I know as a kid when I read it. I was like, wow, this is really cool Boba Fett's amazing now I got Benza Yes, I've grown up and both that ain't so cool no more make baby Benza's you can never go back What if we all did a word? Let's do that. Yeah, we start with Fringy. We'll go down the line that Interview I'm surprised you actually agreed to this Friggy Muller is this a sour purse who is raining down on our parade sharp. Yeah, this is back cave level cringe That interview was painful. I feel so bad for tomorrow Morrison. No Riders and directors and wants to do better than he's allowed to Also, this show is constantly making me think of that gif of Squidward bashing his head on the cash register over and over again Every minute of this show is filled with suffocating levels of stupid agreed I would amend that analogy very slightly Squidward is the audience you and Disney is bashing your head into their cash register Which is Star Wars? Yes, to be clear the best episode of Book of Boba Fett is the one where he doesn't appear for a single second And one of the better episodes featuring Mando isn't a part of his actual show But the really weird thing is that this episode feels like it was thrown out there to satisfy the bad backlash The first four episodes got which doesn't make any sense because they were all filmed months ago Did they make the first four intentionally bad so Mando would get a better reception? Did they take a DJ? Skywalker Boba Fett just so Mando would look better by comparison so bizarre Confusing situation no matter which way you cut it I assume that they actually Intended to make the Mando ones and then they threw in the Boba ones to flesh out the show because they didn't have anything else It definitely feels that way now especially with yeah episode five because it feels like now We're actually doing a story whereas Book of Boba Fett up until this point has felt pretty Scattered shot. Yeah I'm very curious about this next one. We're about to get like same here cuz man I don't know yeah several people trying to kill Mando and they all aim at his armor Mando himself Accidentally hits himself where he doesn't have armor. Yeah It's the only way we get it we get him to get injured is when he hits himself. I think I compared it to the oddly droid We can damage it has to be itself Does that mean on the floor of that meat processing plant, there's this little slice of Mandalorian That's just it's a little thin little thin Mando skin Butchers so someone might mistake that for food Bob nice someone out there has eaten Mando Mando ham What's the other zinger like that's printed on the packaging for Mando ham. This is the way This is the ham Not a clever pun or anything just this is the ham I Love how they kick him out of their religious sect and don't confiscate either the priceless Mandalorian Edge sword or the supremely valuable Mandalorian forged armor that identifies him as one of them Yeah, I would only want to clarify I suppose those things belong to him But it does feel like there's something funny going on where it's like this sword will allow you to rule us But you're kicked out You're part of our super duper club and so yeah, I think racks makes the joke at the time But it's just like matter be like I'm keeping this It's an interesting bit of development to have the Mandalorians value that Over I was like there's three of y'all and one of you wants to fight to the death and then you ex communicate one of them I can't remember if we went over it But uh Mando only considers what he did with the droid to be taking off his his helmet in front of a person, right? But he took his helmet off to eat food in episode four and they said have you taken it off at all? Have you ever removed your helmet? Has it ever been removed by others? It's like well, he's allowed to take it off to eat food, right? Or are you guys not? Plants food and he has a straw, you know, I guess he broke it then he's just referring to that He wasn't even talking about the the head healing scene. Hey, no, hey, hey, hey learn media literacy We're supposed to assume that she means something that isn't stupid. Are we sure? Wow, sorry We're supposed to assume that she means the less stupid version of what she's saying you ever taken the hell off of the big Guys like never it was like But I assume so I assume that means that all Mandalorians have very bushy beards and long hair And it's just once it gets under the helmet. They just you know, they just laser it off So each one of them has a perfectly helmet shaped do Underneath their helmets and then someone be like well obviously they can shave. It's like ask her that doesn't seem to be Obvious it is nothing about the Mandalorians is obvious other than their bunch of cuckoo weirdos that I'd never want to be Say for example, he'd killed the big dude in the duel and then she tells him about the helmet thing She's like, you're not a Mandalorian that he just goes you're not a Mandalorian. I am Yeah, at that point. There's only two of us The meaning of it is dictated by her you're like, well, fuck you what if you fall off a platform or something? Yeah, I am the ruler of the Mandalorians by default You have to do a robot voice dock security. You cannot board a commercial flight with weapons Manda I grew up surrounded by weapons My weapons Imagine there was like a like a like a priest or something who'd been in a clergyman for decades and Decades and he has to take a taxi to the other side of town and the taxi guy says, uh-uh I have a special rule atheists only you have to renounce your your religion if you want to take this taxi He's like, but but my religion is everything I'm a I'm a priest and I love the Jesus crawl and I would never I'd never do that in the taxis Like yeah, but that's the rule of the taxi. And so the priest is like, okay Hail Satan I give it all up in fact here any of these starts pulling out rosaries and holy water and Wooden stakes and just all kind of stuff like that from his pocket The cab driver He says but my religion is my religion My god Yeah, something the EFAP crew missed about that redemption where we would never say anything as to jump into a lake or whatever They both mentioned that Mandalore and this place are destroyed. So they literally have no way to redeem him for his helmet They're legit idiots. Yeah, so people come up with a spot or something or like a task I think my reading of that was yeah, it probably doesn't exist But I bet you it does like it it still does somehow like a piece of plan out there with the river on it or something I Figure that it exists in some capacity. Yeah, like it didn't get vaporized like it's a river, right? So I'd assume that there's still water no idea because this is apparently and was this in the Clone Wars that this Okay, well, I yeah, then I guess what I mean is I can believe that it doesn't make sense But I'm guessing that we're going to that place Well, maybe really three is gonna be about getting there, right? Yeah, well, that seems like the hook, right? There's all this man Mandalore But I can't wait for an entire arc based on him having to apologize for taking a Yeah, that's really meaningful. I can really connect with that as an audience member Oh, I sure do hope that he gets to be a Mandalorian again That would be really bad if he couldn't be one of them the crazy Yeah, and he might have to well you might be able to take his helmet off you joke But like is he allowed to be called Mando now? Shouldn't it be Bob or whatever? Well din Attachment that is the opposite of our creed loyalty and solidarity are the way No, that's not true though because if you take your helmet off then fuck loyalty and solidarity It means that you've been disloyal and dis Really you've been liquidy you've been really easy to steal a mantelorians identity like this previously That's not showing the last episode I guess we're going back to Boba then Yeah, of course god damn it No, don't show this part again No Why this is Oh yours doesn't know no, I don't want people to see that. No, you need money, but Mando You have to buy a new ship. This one is clearly not suitable. Oh, but was nice to him Why even show this logo anymore No point yay, we're untatoo. Hooray. I'm so excited. I sure hope that What a shit fucking place to live No wonder Luke wanted to leave. Oh, it's a treasure chest. It's full of treasure loot boxes. Do you know where you are gentlemen? Oh Look what is big it through Cobb something right care with the olive public Totally falling out of the hoster. Where did Cobb come from? It's walked all the way here There's only one of them got a gun I think they all do but he's gonna shoot him So why are you here? What are they doing where you came we can chalk this one up to you guys reading the map wrong So, why don't they just leave what why is this a confrontation? Why don't they just say all right? Wow Why why though hang on hang on he he shot twice No, that's how that's how fast he shot replay that and slow I can see you're the smart one. No, I'm the lucky one. I'm the slow one actually the one without a gun Tell them I've heard of this syndicate. Wait, so he's heard of the pike. So why this is gonna accurate the fuck out of them We'll be lost forever. Why is running spice bad? You haven't why is this bad? It just seems like a business that you do Trespass and there you go Well, then maybe I'll retire Okay, so are you a good marshal or a bad marshal or somewhere in between? I'm not entirely clear on What's happening? Yeah Well, what were they doing that was bad? Were they running spice? Why didn't they just why did they just door? Can he can he like be like wait, can I have a ride actually? His shirt is the opposite of intimidating. I like the shirt. Well, I don't actually know. I think it's fine I accept it. It'd be better. He's just he's just straight cowboy. It's not It's what mad Lauren's supposed to be, right? Oh, it's spice, right? Oh, it's cocoa No, close it. The wind has been nice to slow it away. No, what are you doing? Is that I think that's why didn't they say it's worth more than his entire town. You could have why why just why? Yeah, you have it now. Why is it why is spice bad? Why do you want to get rid of it? I don't know It does that's the problem. It makes your food taste better and that's just illegal on this miserable planet. That's literally it That's all It's green But how are you here? But no, you know, I don't care not tattooing green Green and green and that's cloudy I can smell the fresh air. So Okay, did he just sit in this seat for the entire trip? Yeah, he said he wanted to See grogu first, right? So, uh, no, I don't want to see that fucker. Wow. Okay, man We are five minutes in we've had two big cameos the sheriff really. Are we gonna see luke skywalker? No He's gonna have dialogue and it's not gonna make sense at all for his character. Just like the last time we fucking saw him How was that ship space worthy? I don't believe it. Yeah. Why is it not? Don't you want to finish it? No It's just not cooler without all the body panels. So Hello friend. Yeah friends bounty hunter shows up wanting to see skywalk. I can't remember. Is he fluent with droids? He hates them, right? He does hate them until he doesn't He liked r2d2 because that's why he hates him because he knows what they're saying He knows he knows what r2 is on about all the time right now r2 is on a very strong rant about Oh like a creature Oh, that was a rock you idiot. It was a rock. It's a rock. Oh wait. No, it's an ant robot because it has six legs It's an ant robot because it has six legs Well, I was gonna say spider, but uh I'm sure it's called ant robot Yeah, man. Oh, there's a lot of them. It's a whole ant robot farm Yeah, is this the most efficient way to no What the fuck that's one of those things from the jenai temple. Yeah, it's a templey temple Where the fuck do you get all these droids from what they're all just finding rock Individ this cannot be efficient at all. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You need a connecting agent, right? I think I'm like a lot which is pretty sure it would work It just is odd that you would have incredibly advanced robots building a pretty rudimentary structure Is this an is this man lauren season three episode two? Seems like it and did they just add in the timothy elephant scene to remind us that this is Meant to be well, he's a he's a mando character She is a mando character, but it's all over fat stuff with this pikes and all that I guess here. Is that a bench? How long will I be waiting? Is anyone here? Anyone alive? What are we uh, what are we doing? I said anyone alive. So luke or han are gonna show up are too turned off like did and fucking tfa Hunter was like fuck this. I guess I'll just wait. What what? At least there's something to look at. Oh, no, no, it's him. No, it's him No Don't you know Oh, no, he's gonna get killed by kyler ran. Don't you have other students? I don't know Oh, this is the first new student in one frog. My frog. Come on. Leave him alone. He's gonna eat it Cuz it's funny. That's actually the music they play. It's the same music that they play it as he ate all the eggs It's his eating music of creatures Oh god, he actually might do something God don't look fringy Come on. What are you doing? He just wants to go for a swim. Your grog was hungry. So luke's gonna stop it His luke is something Luke will save the frog, right? Oh, he didn't even notice till he opened his eyes Yay Yay Book of boba fact. That's the name of this show. Say something do something No, don't say anything and don't do anything. Just sit there like an asshole. He's looking way better than he did in mandos season 2 Yeah, he is a lot more. They hired that youtuber who's made it so that he looks good. They hired coroner digital What was that shot of just his arm like he's doing four stuff jay pay attention No, but is it no, but is in the shot that was just like his arm out of focus obscuring grogu Like you get where the show Oh, jeez He's gonna he's gonna funnel them all into grogoo's mouth Up here on the top of this hill Why why would why? Why just standing watching the frog All the frogs are like dude, this is not cool Froggy mind What is this time clown timeline i'm living in He doesn't even set him down gently he just pops him back Holy shit. We've jumped into the five minutes and nothing's happened. Yeah Let's go for a walk. You should probably carry him. He's he's he has to make a little baby He keeps it. Oh he's jumping How did he's doing the yoda thing? Oh my god. What is luke doing that? Yeah, he's picking up fucking l Why do it like that I want to tell you about someone you remind me of a great deal His name was yoda. You remind me of the only other guy of your race that i've met Have you heard anyone talk like that back home? Do you remember back home? I'm a child I have no cons. I don't even know if i'm sapient It's so awkward to watch this when it's meant to be kind of happy and stuff, but we know where it ends You know, yeah, yeah gruger's set to be killed by kylo Ren Well, unless they find a way to get him out of that situation But I I guess it's just awkward to see like master luke skywalker training apprentices when you know how it ends It's just really awkward not to mention um Gruger's not going to be like a character for another what a hundred years or some shit. Wait, probably a hundred years. Wow. What do we Uh, oh, he's got his lightsaber backhanded. So he'll do triple damage Dude, the error we've entered into where you have to pillage from the prequels as well. Yes And he did I saw I mean, I'm happy that they're keeping in continuity with the prequels. That's I just find it funny at all Yeah, they never wanted to touch these in 2015 How did how did baby otto escape this? Okay, I guess we're not gonna find out Is we knew we knew that in the in the read on the jedi temple they killed the kids I think anakin's gonna maybe save grogu Why would anakin save grogu? He killed all the other kids. I know it doesn't make any sense whatsoever They're gonna do it. Is it mark hamill doing luke's voice here. Good. I think sorry Because he actually sounds young Mark hamill is a pretty good voice. Yeah, he might be able to impersonate himself at a younger age sort of thing No I told you it would be another cartoon character showing up. I mean, I thought you meant like a new one Oh, it probably will be keep count at this rate. We'll have like four more new characters. Yep What is this place? There's nothing now But will someday be a great school gonna be a school. Oh, shit Do you not have like so can you not get some republic funding or something so you can get like air conditioning maybe This is the planet where everyone gets killed Nice I know you do Let us take a walk To the kid or just well, whatever kills time, right? So I'm glad that we're not doing boba for this episode Like no, I'm happy to not see him anymore, but this is so I don't care they I don't like him My hand must be really really hot in that outfit with the armor and the helmet and cover it up fully In the galaxy more safe than he gotta be really sweaty. No place more safe than he is really I don't understand why you're all right with sky walkers decision to train the kid when you wouldn't Because it was his choice Then it's my choice to go and see him. Are you doing this for grogu? Or are you doing this for yourself? No one knows why he's doing anything. Yeah, no one. Yeah, I really Want to give him this Why a nap? So he will let's the only napkin on this planet. No guarantee you it's grogu armor and it's gonna be It should be it should be more than what's in there because it was a spear's worth I don't know or the right. Maybe the blacksmith has the rest She's gonna make knot weapons with it. This armor will protect him armor Yeah, it's gonna be very small piece of armor If you're set on it Then allow me to deliver it. No fuck off. Fuck you I'm gonna give it to all this way. There's not much in this conversation at all. There's not much in any of them Go on go give it to him Okay, if he sees you He will be happy We can't have that. Oh, is he just gonna take grogu and we'll have another season of him. No, why can't why can't man? Do just visit everyone. So I'll hey, grigo. It's me. How you doing? You keep it on Are you studying It will be sad sad that he gets to see mando every once in a while. Yeah Make sure he's protected. Oh, there you go. He's not gonna. Oh, it's so stupid if you came out. Fuck this show's dumb I like how everything of every organization sucks Yeah in star wars every organization the talent is the logic here is like If you see the baby, it'll be sad that you come and then go it's like well, yeah, that's how that works Like that's how visiting works. I don't know But it'll be okay with isoka It's not yeah, she'll just give him the armor and say I don't know. I made this I found this on the ground the red is you imagine being told that mando showed up on this planet in person But you weren't allowed to see them No, they're like don't piss me the fuck off. All right. I'm glad I'm glad kyla run killed these people I am too. He with kyla run was right. Fucking kill the jedi Kylo for galactic It's like when he was carrying yoda run in the back bank. What are you gonna train him? Why are we still here? Luke? You're gonna be dead by the time this kid is like five Let's see you jump really so it can't under Fucking baby Jump and as you do Feel the force flow through you What does that mean? Force jump do it little shit. What if he just like shoots into the fucking atmosphere? Nice I guess we're done with that trying. No, we aren't just doing this for first now Why would luke? Oh, no reverse actually, but still yeah, this is well, what if it maybe flew out? We'll sink you We're doing an empire, but it doesn't make any sense because where's luke doing this luke is doing How does baby He's doing the dagger baron and now it's with baby I guess he's just keeping fit There's no way that's strong enough to hold you Look Wide world exists and balance feel the force all around you So lame. What are you doing right now? I mean, it's better than most of what we've got I don't know that you are you sure or does it just look nice? Think about what we're getting A tree true. I am which I am as well. Why are we still here? What are we doing? I feel so bad for this kid who He can lift frogs out of the water We're still here. We're still walking. Oh Jesus Christ We have to kill that baby It's funny though because like the stupid of the this is it's just stupid But when it's like when it's even approaching being in character and faithful and nice It's like, I know how the sense is he gonna give grogu the lightsaber Wait, the tree's gonna give him the little shooting robot I mean, we're not doing this yet. Are we cheese look remember the things remember the stuff remember the things remember the things No, that isn't how it works. Yeah Stupid Stupid fucking baby fucking infant. So what is the monitor luke and his treatment of this baby? Yeah, you know what I'm starting things like is this the luke skywalker show episode one I guess so Christ get back up Always get back up. Always get back. You have even a chance to get back up yet. Yeah I'm a little infant child. It's been shot at by this robot That was real fast Look at him go I don't feel like we're getting a montage here. I feel it. No, it doesn't feel like a montage. It feels like it's been one day Yeah What we want is like we want this as a montage with like oh, he's wearing different clothes Grogu is gonna be killing people with lights papers by the end of this show Like is this supposed to be like remember when yoda jumped around with fine count dooku? It's like that or something He's he's yorda. Look. He's jumping It's our only one. The only one we got is the only one. It's the only one. It's the only one we have No, that's the only one we have you asshole. He could just fucking baby. You have a lot of anger in you creature We've taught him well, it's more like he's remembering than I'm actually teaching him anything Sometimes the student guides the master. Sometimes the student guides the master Yeah, sometimes It's the context of her saying this here about a baby. Yeah, that's the real problem For this entire episode, she hasn't even given him a thing yet. This was a day It's been about a day. It's been an hour at most I mean that's not how good we'll be if it feels like it's the same time of day So much like your father Um Okay Sensitive subject. Yeah, I guess that's honestly Was that a reverse chart the look that he gave it came across as like that's not your fucking business God imagine if it was good Instincts They've got a very serviceable de-aged mark camel imagine if they did something good with that So disappointing We're almost a two-thirds Wow, man, it's a boba fett. This is seven. This is a seven episode show, right? Yeah, the next episode is the finale What's of the boba fett show? I I cannot Oh Back with mando in the boba fett show I'm glad he didn't have to I guess I guess we just had like a 30 minute feature of here's luke for some reason Okay, so now we're back So now we're doing the actual plot of the show. Okay. This is where the episode would have began If not for some bonus stuff we had filmed already Oh What you doing parking here, boy? We don't like a guy around here I like how their security for their their airport is a guy with an axe. I was gonna say right, isn't it? If he was gonna stop bad, though Oh, not that Whenever the insecurity, there's just one dude standing there with an axe on the runway. Yeah Really cool how we've collected all these awesome characters throughout the show and they're all getting together Right, this is the avenger's assemble Oh, they're our cringe team The black chrysanthemum and those are the Side of the cyber This is the mandalorian dinjarin. Hello. I'm way more effective than all of you put together I'm not a mandalorian anymore, by the way The mods have done a thorough job of surveying the streets, but we lack the numbers to cover our territory If and all out war comes This is like Yeah, we need foot soldiers I might be able to help with that. I was I grew up surrounded by soldiers But Boba fat didn't say anything about us. See He didn't say he got his way. Maybe they finally listened to him. Yeah, what the fuck Oh, is he gonna recruit jawas to help him? How do they know that it's you? Right you killed their friends Oh, he didn't give him an egg, that's true. No, he's flying away from them. They have like They knew that was Bando like waving in possibly knowing also you're about a minute incredibly good vision So he is gonna recruit uh, timothy olifant then I guess so yeah, we'll have him in the Wait, but if this scene is like five minutes We're almost done. Yeah You want to park your starship you got to do it out there in the flat. I'm looking for marshal van I don't think you heard what I said. I heard you. I'll take it from here deputy What did you come from? Oh Every single angle he was moving behind the guy. He's much taller than it That's what it's Can I buy you a drink? So that we really this isn't their only scene we're gonna have Oh Oh, do you think that they put the skeleton here and then they built the building around it or They found a way to fit the skeleton into the building Well, it's it's that family guy joke with a couch like trying to squeeze it in the fucking Honestly, no stop stop stop stop twist it. I am and we're gonna have those dollars thing, right? Yes, it was That's why it works on multiple levels. I'm not sure I'm gonna find a way to put it in the edit But the pike syndicate has us outnumbered and we need your help the town wants no part of it I'm gonna recruit your town's Population as warriors to fight some random. What the fuck just grabbed called. Why don't you Surely star wars avoid of people who want to fight for money Surely like as a as a bounty hunter, you know of mercenaries and like no, maybe like a bad He's only aware of the people we've seen him meet in this show. There's no easy way To ask for a favor I'll tell you what things are tough around here, but I'll see what I can do I'm not against the idea of hiring cob specifically because he's a he's a gunslinger I don't understand the whole like, yeah, I need your people like they're a bunch of random like they're miners aren't they like Remember what happened last time you recruited the town's people To recruit the bantha he can eat the enemies We're up surrounded Really? I wasn't a bad gunslinger man. Really? He's a he's a claw moors guy who's coming. Yes. Yeah, okay You can tell already, but I'm already He's got a very distinct look um Where the hell did he come from it looks like he just walked in from literally the desert And the only reason he noticed is because the wind chimes Why are you wearing that hat? What you see causes wind to happen Are we really doing more if not Bobo? He just came from nowhere The middle of the desert he just appeared He's getting here. He's getting I don't know Deputy is gonna get shot To establish that this new person. There's no way. Yeah, they're telling us the deputy man is aggressive. So he's definitely dead Why are those down there? I was about to ask the annoying reach Whatever fat is paying you will match Stay put. Hey the marshall ain't for sale Wait, the marshall ain't for sale. Didn't he just get hired by Bobo fat? Shut the fuck up. I think that's what Cobb's face was Be careful where I was sticking my nose if I were you He don't have the nose He never has to be careful when he sticks his nose I would I would love it so much if the fucking sheriff replied you don't have the nose I actually really like that He's a cold-blooded killer who worked with the empire. Wow, those blue goons are distracting. Yeah, right? Uh-oh So the second I just didn't shoot. Oh, yeah, I guess he just didn't do anything And I guess oh my god, his fingers are so flumpy. He'll be fingers very flimpy fingers That to mean belongs to the syndicate as long as the spice keeps running Everyone will be left alone. Oh my god. He's so cool Yes, it's time to walk all the way back They brought him back just to kill him. Also, dude, he's facing his back to the whole town after killing the sheriff No, he's not dead. He's just hot Well, even even still Oh, no, this fight is all problem. Yeah That's what they're gonna go with this whole town's gonna fight now Oh, I love this one. This is I like I love this one be quiet Where's max? Oh my god, did you see how poorly the fucking musician was miming in the back? That was hilarious. He was just vaguely Wafting his hand towards his guitar Can we take your helmets for a clean? No, that's dumb. I want to clean my helmet kind of fucking What the fuck kind of thing? Imagine if you walked into an establishment and they're like do you want us to clean your clothes? Like no That's not real liquid in there and those cups are clearly glued to the tray so that they don't fall off You're nitpicking rags. Yeah, they put a bomb in there. Yeah, it was like a bomb or something. Yeah Yeah, they weren't out yet. They did not the sexy twilocks. I can see that all of us care about this Wait, what happened? I'm just glad something happened. Oh We're back here again. Why are we here? Was it was there a character on the show called boba fat relevant a boba fat show Is there a character in the show boba fat? I don't think so What do you eat? How do you cook food? Just why can't they admit? They just want to make a generic like a generically all-encompassing star wars show like just admit it Just just be honest with yourself Oh, he's gonna take out all the clear when we start an episode of the star wars show Which characters we're gonna be spending time with and that would be fine This is me thrill builder said it's uh, it's worth more than the whole of the shire And he's gonna grow out of that nails hang on. Hang on. Was that the entire beskar spear went into that? I've been saying this No, there's there's no. Oh, what are you giving him a little mini lightsaber? A little tiny give him sting. Oh my god. No. No, it's his first day This Is a lightsaber Please luke, please No, this is very unresponsible Wait, wait, wait. He just said it belonged to yoda. That's the yoda's. That's how did you get that? How did you get that? Don't give it to him. Don't do not Do Can't you just make a new sword do we need to forget someone else's no irresponsible baby the lightsaber, please You're a terrible pain. I choose only one You know the other green this is the this is the lightsaber. I wait really if you choose the armor You'll return to your friend the mandalorian However, you will be giving into attachment to those that you love and forsaking the way of the jedi But if you choose the lightsaber, I will train you to be a great jedi Why are you letting this tiny child make these important life decisions? How was it supposed to want to stab the gravity of this decision? Give the lightsaber He's giving like he's giving him yoda's lightsaber I imagine him going up to like fin and saying hey, man. Here's landos blaster Why give me landos blaster? Oh, you know, I feel like no reason It will take you many years to master the ways of the force And you may never see the mandalorian again. You are not prepared to make these decisions Yeah, just to not understand incredibly irresponsible on this part. So I guess he's still in character Which do you choose? All right, that's gonna be our hook for season three. We don't know That'll be the That That was a what are we doing? What is happening? What are we doing? What is this? What a dumpster fire two episodes since boba's fat said any words in the boba fat show Yeah, like this is not the boba. This is not the book of boba fat. This is the mandalorian season three How does timura Morrison feel? It's the star wars show. It's generic as hell. We're just getting star wars stuff Let's look. There's a soca. There's uh, it's cad bane, right? That's his name. Yeah, there's cod. There's Obviously, man. There's everybody. We're doing it's everybody. We're getting the whole crew together And I guess next episode we just have an army to fight the pikes Yeah, but we're doing a big big fight. It's just gonna be a big fight in the last episode Yeah, and then they'll be like join us for season three of mando with Boba fat presumably will guest star boba fat. He gets stars in his own show. I've never seen this before That scene was in there was just to remind you that that this is what we're doing. Why did we see the jaw was again? Same eye to the jawless, you know, I'm We need to know that they are holding the skull of the sand worm. You would are getting shot by the Rather I feel like they had to make up for lost time and making the syndicate or whatever like bad Yeah I still don't really know why you interrupted the They business and they've attacked you as a result. That seems normal That's the problem we've entered into though for like the finale So we don't really know who the syndicate are and the pikes and what they want. We don't really know what spice does We don't really know what the state of affairs is across tatsuin or the outer rim or anything Or like what or anything It sounds like they just want to move spice with their gun train. That's all it sounds like they want to do Just let him do it And all we have to work with off your back is that they apparently shot at the tuskens Which presumably that could have started ages ago that they shot at each other. We have no I bet the tuskens started it I wouldn't be surprised. The most the most evil thing We've seen them do is still the gun train and that's basically still all we know about them and even still Cad bane has turned up Cad bane turned up because he would have been told that three of the pikes syndicate were killed And their operation was stalled by some guy in the middle of morse pelco So he clearly came here to tell him to fuck off and he offered to pay him And then they end up in a gunslinging fight. So i'm still sitting here like I don't really know Who i'm supposed to be rooting for i'm a little confused. Yeah I because he's the good guy Cobb is also the good guy, you know, we should be sad that he was shot. I'm just like, I don't fucking know what happened here I don't I don't know what I feel like it's a problem that you've had you made a show about a crime boss But like you don't want to do a you don't want to do it's it's black and white. It's just a boss. It's just a boss It's not a crime boss. You're right. He is just a vague boss of things and the pikes are the bad guys There's not a back and forth. It's not a steady escalation It's not one mistake Someone gets killed and then it causes a blood feud like we're not Why is it meant to be a crime lord show when there's nothing of the sort in this and then we spend two episodes on Nato Four of the episodes were spent on what did we achieve in that? It's like We learned that he liked the tuskens. Yeah, I know where you got a stick from so that's I don't know where he got his stick from and he killed the sallah He killed the sallah. He forgot that he drove his ship into it. You've never seen this coming. What a frankenstein of a show Yeah, I would say that this episode in particular like the last episode just felt like a mando episode This one felt frankenstein It felt like they put the cob stuff at the beginning in the end to remind you that it's boba fat and then they have that Little bit and then they put boba fat in I still stand by Cobb van to me comes across more so as a mando thing not a boba thing Yeah, I guess in a certain sense. It's just that now he seems to this was like them connecting a mando thing to boba You know, yeah, so this is this was clearly supposed to like it wouldn't feel out a place for him to appear in the boba Shet boba shet Show like if mando didn't appear I could still see this decision where he appears, right? Maybe like, oh, I know him from mando Whereas like if you cut all the mando stuff from the episode I think he'd probably still end up in the story that they'd write if they didn't if they weren't splicing in the mando stuff They've already filmed. I could totally see him still ending up in there But it's still I don't know man. I don't fucking know. That's pretty bad though that one So I've been hearing for a lot of people that this episode is great and easily the best and I'm It's obvious The last one is the best one not this one. Yeah, I still think it's better than any of the uh the first four I don't know if I agree. I'm not sure any I I really need to try and separate this out of my head because it's like is it good Just because the fact that luke is being like training is good and you should be nice and well, that's the stand In that that puts it above all this shit we've seen Except at the end when he says hey little baby, uh make a decision that will impact the rest of your life Do it. Here's a sword Here's a sword. Here's some armor. Sorry. Just to be clear. Here's an object. That's far more dangerous than a sword Yeah, I'm the training droid that hits you with I know they're not lethal, but they're still blasts and he's a baby Yeah, I want to soak it do it if she just she's just around. Yeah, she's just around And then she left after I can't even say that they brought her in because she'll be in the final I don't know why she would be in the finale. No, she'll be in her Dave has to bring in all of his guy's characters No, it's it's just to remind you that she's gonna have her own show. That's it. Yeah, they are making it. Um, Right, because she's so exciting and interesting Yes, how many episodes of the asoka show do you think you're gonna have a soka in it? I think that she'll get the whole treatment She'll get all of the episodes and all the stuff because I think it's because it's Dave felonium Created that character. So I wouldn't be surprised if I don't know she got special treatment That's what I've heard from a lot of fans that she gets like protections from Dave feloni quite a bit Whereas boba fett. We just don't give a shit for some reason which is He's not my toy. I I can't believe how much they've just discarded boba fett though. It's pretty wild God is wish what's interesting too is imagine your grogu and you have all these adventures with mando And then you get taken away to a planet and this weird guy Like he shoots you with laser beams from this robot And he makes you do all this jumping and working out next it just wheeze weird task And he's like, I mean you could go back if you want and the baby's like, fuck. Yeah, I want to go back This is shit. You're shooting lasers at me and making me do flips in the woods I don't mando never made me do any of this to hell with that He sat me down in the classroom and fed me cupcakes What if what if mando just arrives and sees Luke put it Grogu with the droid that shoots at him and it's like wow. I'm taking this guy back now Yeah, this is I'm gonna call the republic actually. They need to know what you're doing here. You can't be like a sword You get It's worse than a sword You can touch the sword and you're fine, right? You can touch it. That's that's fine And because we need all those member berries it had to be Yoda's sword that he I guess Yeah, I guess wants to give to grogu because remember he really likes grogu I don't know. I guess the emperor hang on to it put it in his little What's the last time we saw it? It got zapped out of his hand in cars and he's fighting the emperor It fell in the Senate room, right? Yep. That's right. So somehow it went from there to Luke. It's not impossible I mean, I am having that is something that I'm not I find I don't think it's hot I don't think it's horrible that he has it. I think it's cringe. I think it is. I agree I think it is cringe. I think it should be I created this lightsaber and it's modeled after my masters That's as simple as that. It's just I think it's cringe that he's giving it to grogu Oh, absolutely. Like with no That's the fucking hook of the episode Like whoa in the book of boba fair. Do you think Yoda will baby Yoda will pick the lightsaber or the arba? I'm sitting like, I don't fucking why don't we do it? What's happening? Not only do I not know I don't care. I don't think I care because like it's a baby I don't have a shit. It's I don't there's nothing to attach myself to which way will this baby flop I don't know. I just yeah, I do not care. I don't give a shit. What a disaster I'm sure people are lapping it up because oh look the blue cowboy. Oh my goodness. Oh my gosh. It's isoka Oh my gosh, it's luke skywalker when she said oh look out to the two Dad would be proud. I'm sure people are creaming over that this all began in 2015 when everyone loved the force awakens and everyone creamed for it and it made the fucking two billion jazillion dollars and Everyone said it was the best thing ever and it was star wars done, right? And in it that that's why we're here. We're here because everyone loved the force awakens TFA is an interesting beast in that han solo was almost as disrespected as fucking luke was in tlj I don't know that it came across as easily to a lot of people Yeah, but people didn't it just I guess people by and large just didn't notice or care I didn't notice when I watched it. Well, now did I? Um, yeah me either. It just Yeah, I just wasn't like I am now Well, but like mandos season two finale like that was there that I it just seems to line up, right? Like tlj was like what an experimental idea nails in the character Then everyone hated it and then they were like, okay, so what if we just show you luke Fucking slicing apart robots and everyone went nuts They're like, so you guys just want to see the stuff that you know to be the way it's supposed to be It doesn't really matter what we're writing as long as they just they come across as what you remember Unless it's boba fat. Well, yeah, I don't know what the fuck's going on there I think maybe we're applying too much thought to their decisions Maybe it's more so an instinctive creature that doesn't even understand like the concept of why it would do a thing It just you know, it's it's behavior is entirely based on instinct and it just behaves the little androids that are building that hurt They're trying to build a franchise, but they don't know how or why they're just told to pick the bricks that people pay for I think well, yeah, we're signing too much intense to the algorithm that created this show I will say it still feels completely sterile to me if that makes sense when I See any of this. There's no heart in any of that. There's no salt any of this There's just no meanings and no Nothing feels well crafted. We could write a new story that tests luke in a new way Um, he's not you know, maybe a kind you know a kind of trial that he's not been through before and moral questions That he's never he didn't have to answer in the ot stuff like that You can see him go through all of that and that'll be really interesting And it would take talents right and it would be the kind It's the kind of thing that you want to see happen to your established characters that you already love is then go through things You've not seen them go through before so that you can get more of the character But without just having all the same story again. That's exactly how you do this kind of thing This this episode had two action scenes, but they weren't like typical action scenes The first was the training right the first one was the shootout with the pikes and then the second one was the cad bane thing Oh, yeah, both of them were gunslinging like yeah, they weren't like Really long-winded fights or chases. That's nice Also, it's fucking terrible to me that they keep having people just turn up in areas when it's like On set when filming it will make sense because everyone's just in the room and it's like yeah, just turn up It's like guys you're supposed to be trying to convince us this is a vast desert They can't just walk up to each other Doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah, it's like they've forgotten. It's like wait. So this is in a city, right? No, no in the desert. No, so a city No, in the middle of the desert nothing for miles around Probably further if you'd rode in on a banter. I guess would have had a little more sense He's landed a star ship shot of him walking from really far away It's so funny. It's just funny to me. It's so fucking easy to parody, right? Like what the shot is beholden like the story is beholden to the shots and the spectacle who cares Doesn't make sense. We need to get the shot People say like it's an incredible shot because it shows just like the vastness of the desert and yet cad bane is so powerful He can just walk right through it or some bullshit like that I mean it is a cool shot, but it doesn't really like follow in terms of what's happening here Amuses me. He's probably very tired And then just turns around and walks all the way back. It's great. What are we gonna do in the final episode? I don't think we're gonna give us a shit. One left. We're just gonna just gonna all meet up at a point It's like oh, this is where the pikes are fight Have fun. Oh my you know what for the first time ever. Let's have just a little post episode memes It's wild to think we could be getting a grogo appearance next week What's even crazy to think about is if din travels to luke's to jedi temple We could even see han there with a young bansal Jesus christ I know what all of those things are So nuts The best Eat it up. Eat it up. Eat the slop. Speaking of that, there you go. That sums up this Yeah, yeah, I like that. I like that the three soys in the middle are is just like an amorphous soy jack blob Yeah Um Booking by my fat episode six hard to believe I don't know. I don't know what we're doing. I'm sad now Bye. Goodbye. Bye Remember how in Baby Yoda couldn't understand the concept of an arm wrestle and so he almost chokes Gina karana's character to death because he he didn't have the mental faculty to understand an arm wrestling contest And now he's being given Fuck it. Just fuck it. Goodbye. Say goodbye. Goodbye. Say goodbye, and then I can hit the button Well, I could no actually I have power now. You already said it Get back up Always get back up. Would you bring me?