 Okay, so here's what we need to do. Here's a game plan for today, Leonard. I gotta be running for mayor I haven't done any real campaigning. So You know who else is running I know a Maximilian something or another and then a Romo squammy. Okay. All right. I think I've seen some guy on the social media I think his name was Pildes. I think he's running as well. Oh, is he really? I ain't met him I guess he's running but hey, I'll help you. I'll help Okay, I'm gonna need you to be my campaign manager. Okay, so at all costs. I need you I need you there with me, okay? Wait, what do you mean it all come? I need I need you to I need you to be there with me tonight whenever I'm Doing the debates. Okay, cuz I got to have my support my support staff. So hopefully nothing happens. You can't make it Hopefully nothing happens that I can't Eight o'clock Texas time the only town that matters. So Pildes is his other character. So he's obviously nothing happens to me before that Yeah, that'd be bad. We'll help you. Yes. I'm trying to find out where my office is gonna be when I wouldn't matter. Oh For floor or floor all the way up. Okay. Yeah, you just take the stairs up And then the wooden door all the way to the right in the corner. Okay, good No fourth floor wooden door. Okay, you guys know who else is running. No, because the elections haven't actually started yet Hardy hardy McMuffin, so our cornwood right here is gonna win. Mm-hmm. Absolutely. I'm gonna help them win Oh, huh. Do you have any idea when the election itself is gonna happen? Only time will tell as the city allows more and more people to come in. Okay, what you said You know, you know, Chef, why should I vote for you over somebody like pelvis? Well, I mean, I'll tell them tell them. Well, I mean, it's pretty damn clear, ain't it? I mean, I'm here to make this damn city great again You know, I mean, this is a dad gum shit show in here I mean, I hell I move away for five years come back and you know, we got crackheads running around in the streets Police ain't doing no damn work. I mean, this is this is terrible. Nobody's got no damn weapons license They all got them revoked everybody who lived here and they increase the price I mean, what the hell happened our second amendment rights all our laws second amendment That's what I'm saying, you know, and it's like, hey, you know, we follow the laws of the state of St. Andreas. Well, what about this? What about this right here? What about that? What about that vulgar there? You know what I had a damn. Yeah, I have some comments and thoughts on that Listen, I had some damn we had a PD meeting this day And I look I ain't no damn snitch and I'm not here to badmouth nobody because I think she's she's actually gonna be a great Officer someday. All right, but captain Ruth, you know, she she's Excuse me got something in my throat She was not a fan of me trying to get us to do the damn Pledge of Allegiance before our PD meeting today Did the Pledge of Allegiance come we don't need to do the pleasure here I'll do the honors. We don't need the Pledge of Allegiance, man What kind of meeting doesn't have the Pledge of Allegiance ma'am? Are you a communist because I don't do the Pledge of Allegiance I'm a communist, you know, I just don't believe in reciting things that make you seem like a cult Corvina, come over here and sit with me. I got donuts for you man. Got sprinkles on it And that was a dad gum Travis to you We need to have every single damn official government meeting that occurs It needs to start with the Pledge of Allegiance probably also the Texas Pledge of Allegiance after that, you know There's gonna be a city council and if the majority of the vote says no to weapons licenses You're still gonna be fucked even as the mayor. Well, I mean, I think I don't think they're gonna vote no against it I mean, that would be why I mean, I hope I hope not I guess corn boy. I mean look at him. He's gonna be the best mayor ever. I'm his campaign manager Just so you know, right the people you're gonna have to convince for a weapon license is gonna be Your deputy mayor the chief of staff chief justice treasurer head of the bar association healthcare liaison and a law enforcement liaison, so you can do that, right? Oh, yeah That shouldn't be a damn problem. Is corn boy gonna be able to pick his deputy mayor or no, no That's the mayor or a runner-up, but you can pick his chief of staff who does get a seat So the runner-up gets deputy Yeah, they're by establishing a minority government and another so there's no more bias Yeah, I worry the only person you can I mean you're you're gonna be able to choose your chief of staff Which is pretty much gonna do a job of a deputy mayor, but two out of eight ain't bad But uh, yeah, it's six more to win over. Yeah, I mean the police one should be easy enough I Do know that I care so damn much about this city and I'm gonna make sure that it's good I'm gonna make sure these damn laws are fixed I'm gonna make sure this damn this damn city is gonna be cleaned up We don't have crack heads walking around doing crazy as bullshit all the time I mean, we need we need a mayor that that's gonna lay down the law And I don't think anybody else has that especially not well to be fair I don't really know damn max too well, and I don't really know Rama squammy or whatever and they have been here, you know, they live in this city Hey cornwood, huh? Go against this wall right here. Let me take a picture so I could do a campaign Hold on hold on hold on Go up to the mayor's office. Wait right now. Oh, yeah. You're gonna take a picture do it there in front of the door Okay, yeah, all right. Yeah, absolutely. But first Pete trust. What's your name? His name's Leonard Leonard Oh, are you talking? Are you talking to me? Yeah, his name is his name is Leonard. Oh, it's Leon. It's Leon Cassidy All right, Leonard come up here. You know what name to look up for in the obituaries Hey, Leonard get over here and hit this damn elevator button for me. I don't want to hit this Leonard fix the damn elevator I don't know how to fix a fucking elevator Shit, what do you know how to do you want me to carry you up? Yes, yeah All right, all right, okay get to work. All right. All right future all right future mayor Come on keep moving. Yeah, what's I'm eating me burger I'm a little bit hungry Last one unfortunately That's the cold. It's a cold air. You know against my lungs. Yeah, I mean hell It should be all we should do this in Academy the mayor's office even I think we got another flat of stairs Yeah, I was close get do it. All right. Yep. Yep. You okay? Okay, I'm good. I'm good. You had a breath Leonard. Oh, you know, you know, we have 500 applicants to the police department It's just a cold air. I mean these new these young fellows are gonna come in there. I'll give you run for your money You know that right Leonard. Maybe hands on put your hands. Yeah All right, that looks good. That looks good. All right You know, I'm not good with these these technologies and whatnot, but I'll try to get something I'll try to get something going for you. I'll work on it while we're in the car Okay, that that better look good, you know, do that damn. Yeah, it's gonna look great But them damn filters on it whatnot You know, I sprained my ankle when I was back home, that's the issue, you know, that's oh really? Yeah, yeah, I slept on the night Like actual police work on the radio All right, I'm getting tired hurry up. Okay. Yes. All right. Yes, future mayor Just keep moving Faster Leonard Okay, I'm joking about him dying, but I'm He might be having a heart attack, I'm sure he's fine I mean, what's the worst that could happen all the way to the door now Leonard and all the way to the door I'm working on this campaign poster. Okay, you keep it up. Oh There's fries in the glove box. I forgot to left those there. Can I can I have them or? You have one there, but they're cold as shit better. Yeah, that's all right. Okay, so what do we what do we got to do next? I don't know. Well, let me I could think in a second. I'm just let me I'm gonna finish up this campaign poster really quickly It's gonna be great. You're gonna love it. Okay, I'm excited. I'm gonna post it on Twitter. Yeah, go in and send it out there. Oh Hell I like that. That's good stuff right there. That is that is that is you love. Yeah, that is damn beautiful. I love that I love that. You got the Texas flag. You have the American flag the Eagle gun and corn and wood Yep, I love that's that's damn that is beautiful. That's see I that's a thing I never learned see nowadays in school y'all are in these damn crazy ass, you know motion graphic design No, this is computer class. Yeah. Yeah, we thought that corn would yeah We didn't even have no damn computer class back in the day. All right You mind if I go grab some food real quick. Hey, you stick this out. I'll be right back Just make sure nothing bad happens. I hear no jaywalking or nothing. Oh, all right. Yeah, okay