Rebecca: I try to be good to others. Treat my fellow men like Brothers and sisters. That's the story I'm the Hero in. So how come I can't Zero in on why this song sounds So sinister?
Oh my god.
Witch Rebecca: I'm the villain in my own Story. I'm in the witch in My own tale. Though I insist I'm the protagonist, It's clear That my soul is up for sale.
Rebecca: I'm the villain in my own story. The bad guy in my tv show. I'm the "who" in the whodunit. When I go to hell I'll run it, as Satan's CFO.
(spoken) He needs someone to do the books. Actually i shouldn't do that, I'm terrible with money!
But wait! How am I a villain? I give annually to UNICEF. And just last week I helped a Lady cross the street who was Super old and deaf.
(spoken) Wait - where am I? Aaah a bird!!
I'm the villain in my own story. I'm the bitch in the corner of The poster. I'm the figure in The doorway or the Kraken Up in Norway. God who is This song's composer?!
(spoken) It's like ridiculously sinister. Like...redunkulously sinister.
Witch Rebecca: Ahahahahahaha! Well well, Well, I've finally caught you Now, Valencia!
Valencia: What do you want with me, You evil witch queen? I'm but A humble Yoga instructor!
Witch Rebecca: What I want...is your Boyfriend!
Valencia: Not Prince Josh! Anything But Prince Josh! Why are You doing this to me?! I'm Kate Hudson.
Witch Rebecca: We're doing the witch and Princess thing, just go with It.
Valencia: Fine, so I'm the princess, why Do you want to do this to me?!
Witch Rebecca: Because, I'm jealous of you and Your life! You're so skinny and Josh is so perfect and I want to Take it all for myself! And now, I'll cook you into a dinaguan and Serve it to Josh's family!
Witch Rebecca: Hahahaha--
Neighbor: SHUT UP!!
Rebecca: I'm the villain in my own story. My actions have gone way too Far. I told myself that I was Jasmine but I realize now I'm Jafar.
We're told love conquers all. But that only applies to the hero. Is the enemy what I'm meant to Be is being the villain my destiny...?