 Okay, am I back on? Cherry says, yeah, we're back, yes. I actually had a power failure just now. The power actually failed. It blinked, which made the router turn off. And you know how long it takes a router to reboot. I was afraid it wasn't coming back for a second. I must have only been gone for like two minutes, but it seemed like forever. Um, let's see. Okay, do we have the music back on? Is the music going now? Sheesh, says Chris, welcome back. Yeah, the music didn't want to restart there. Do I have all of this up and running? Okay, still about five people. Okay, so everybody stayed with me. I must have missed some comments of people saying, hey, what? I'm going to have to open up VLC again, find the movie. All of my monitors shut down. So all my windows moved over to the other monitor. Let's see. Buster Keaton will go west. And we lost our place. She says, you don't seem to be. Can't cherry windows. This wasn't a windows problem. Thankfully. Okay, right where we left off. He doesn't know how it works. This is going to be another one of those things where my video on demand is divided into two parts. And people will watch part two and will never watch part one. That's how these things work. Part two will get a hundred views. Part one will get nothing. Yeah. Yeah, Chris says, really? Yeah. And part one will be most of the double feature. Tell that new hand to get a horse and go help the boys. That's not how people work on the internet, Chris. Whatever is the latest video, that's what will get all the views. It doesn't matter what it is. Whatever latest video you've posted, whether it's on YouTube, Twitch, TikTok or whatever. The one that you've posted the latest is the one that will get all the views. And look, half the people that we're watching left. We've only got three people now. And the horse is looking. Look at the size of that horse. Wait, that's not a horse. That's a mule. Look at the size of that thing. I actually had a power failure here. The power blinked off. Let me put the saddle on backward. I have never seen a mule that big. Good God. There aren't any storms going on here. It's not raining or anything. So I don't know. Sherry says it's 85 degrees today. Hot as heck. Where are you, Florida? 85? It's January. Central Florida, yeah. Look at the way she's walking. Lifting her front legs like that. What is she doing? Oh, she got a stone in her hoof. Okay. He buries it. Stepping in a prairie dog hole was pretty common. From what I've read. Okay, this is stock footage. Yeah, and very dangerous ivory. You're right. Oh. I know that plenty of horses and cattle have broken legs stepping in the prairie dog holes. Sherry says I've literally ate dirt stepping in there. Really? He saved his spurs there. Okay, so they saved each other. Good day, madam. Sherry says my face hit the ground. Wow, literally ate dirt. Well, he's like a mile and a half away. You could hear that, I guess. He does have a very recognizable walk, ivory. I guess he missed dinner entirely. How many of you have seen milk directly out of the cow in a bucket that's come directly out of the cow? I'd be curious to know how ivory probably has. Look at this guy's face. Sherry says never. It's not like you think. It has the consistency of house paint, for one thing. Super, super thick and heavy. And it has a yellowish cast. A yellowish tint to it because of all the mucus. And there's a lot of mucus. And I'm shipping a thousand head Thursday. I can't hold out any longer. Yeah, gross, Sherry. And there will be long strings of pink in it because of the blood. Yeah, the milk that we get at the grocery store is very heavily sanitized and filtered and pasteurized. Oh, that's what's left of his sausage and bread. Those German shepherds supposed to be passing for coyotes. Yeah, those are German shepherds. Not wolves, not coyotes. N-scene. Yeah, see, those are German shepherds. Okay, so they actually were German shepherds and he didn't know it. Just dogs. What's he telling them to do? Why did he single him out for this? Get those steers back in there. That's what you call a 10 gallon hat right there. Wave something red and they'll come to you. That whole thing about a Matador waving something red. I don't think that's a natural thing, that you wave something red at a bowl or a steer and it'll become enraged. I don't think that has to be trained. Chickens. They've got to sit in the way. I don't know if it worked. And of course he steps on them. Just watching Buster Keaton run. Oh, oh, oh, no, no. Not funny. That's not working. Sorting brush. Got a brand on that cow. Got this awful landscape. Okay. I'm carrying his shaving gear with him. Okay. Big pot of coffee. Look at that. Whatever it is he's eating. You can't even see what he's eating, but it sure looks good. Okay, so the gag is going to be that he gets up and leaves when everybody else sits down. Yep. Good Lord. Then the guy says he's got to sell a thousand head of cattle. We've got three people watching on Twitch. That power failure killed half our audience. I'm still broadcasting on YouTube, right? What the heck? Did you get a splinter? Oh, I spent a long time since I've had to remove a splinter. Oh, end of scene. The day of the shipment. Where is this? It's a horrible place. Whatever it is. What do you mean by selling cattle now? You know I'm holding out for a higher price. That's my business. What is it? You'll not ship cattle. He threatens to stop the cattle if they don't raise the stockyards I'm ruined. The Wikipedia doesn't say anything about the production. Oh, Fatty Arbuckle is in this movie. I didn't know about that. He plays a woman in a department store. Okay. We've got five people watching now. If anybody knows anything about where this movie was shot, we've got somebody watching on YouTube. Welcome back. I assume viewers are people who we lost during the power failure. There was a power failure here. The electricity went off. Which means the router had to reboot, which takes a few minutes. The calf just standing there watching. Yeah, there you go. I really that fall would have killed me, too. Would have broken my neck. Buster Keaton, he could break his neck and not even notice it. That's actual fact. I'm not even exaggerating. Put her in there. She goes to where? To this water house. Yeah, no. Yeah, that face. He's completely believable, isn't he, Chris? She's not going. That guy's just... He's not even going off on a furious tirade. He's just... Okay, pretty slick distraction trick they did there. I can't get over the size of that mule. I watched this part of the movie before and I didn't notice that that wasn't a horse. You can't buy her? She'll bring twice that much. See, that's a horse. That's a proper horse. They put her in there with the steers. With the horn cattle. Why don't you let him have her? Nope, can't do it. You know, the floppy ears, the giant ears. Give it away. In the shape of its chin, you always see that the train gets through. See, these aren't the kind of cowboy hats that we get today. Look at the size of these hats. And they're just kind of shapeless. The guy pulled a gun. He pulled a pistol on them and they actually pulled the trigger and they're just rolling their eyes saying, saying, wah, wah. And then there's somebody else's pistol. Put the chain on it. Oh, he tossed it through the window. Cracked the window. We're back down to three people watching. Oh, he got in. He got her face. Uh-oh. Cherry wants one of these hats. They're shooting at each other through the cattle cars. Cherry, you want a 50-gallon hat the size of a water heater. You'd be like a character from Lidsville. Okay, who's who here? Okay, so that's one of the wrestlers. Because the engineers are chasing him. Look at this funny little set they've built. They crowded all these cows into it. Let me do just the mic. Hang on. Sorry. It just falls right back. Okay. What? It's a mail bag. That's how they delivered the mail across country back in the day. They would hang a bag full of mail on one of these telegraph posts. And the train would literally hook it as it raced by. Okay, so there's no engineer in the engine. Okay. Somebody needs to do something. You rode on a steam train today? Really? Oh. Of course, this guy goes right into the, yeah. Why were you on a steam train? Diesel. That's not the same thing as a steam train. Diesel and steam aren't the same thing. At Disney World. You were at Disney World today? The train is back. Did it go somewhere? No, it's a steam train. Heated by diesel. Okay. They're in Los Angeles. At the Union Stockyards. If they don't reach the stockyards, I'm ruined. People don't understand that the stock exchange in New York was a stockyard. It was originally a stockyard. The city was built around a giant stockyard like this with the trains bringing in hundreds and thousands of head of cattle. It was literally a stock exchange. Sherry says, good to know, yeah. And see, this is in Los Angeles. This is right in the middle of Los Angeles. All the big cities were built around these... Oh, good Lord. Were built around these stockyards. What exactly is happening here? All the cattle are following him for some reason? The cop just takes off running. Ivory says that was the adjacent Topeka in Santa Fe. That's right, AT&SF. Atches in Topeka in Santa Fe. Wasn't that a song? Atches in Topeka in Santa Fe? A hurdy-gurdy. You guys dancing to a hurdy-gurdy. Okay, so there's a woman in a department store here that's being played by Fatty Arbuckle. Keep your eyes peeled. Sherry says, I wonder if Fatty Arbuckle is fat by today's standards. Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was a fat guy. Okay, so what happened here is, I guess the stockyard attendants opened all the railcars for the cattle to get out. And then the cattle all just followed... They all followed Buster and Brown-Eye. That was the name... That was the stage name he went by, Sherry. Roscoe was his first name. The Pig and Whistle. Little Bulldog. Turkish Bath. What? That's like a TikTok video. Yeah, of course. He got up on the hat rack. That could be him. That might have been him right in the middle of the screen there. Kind of trying on roller skates. Ha ha ha. That must be him. That must be him. That must be him. That must be him. That extra large woman there. That must be him. Oh, elevator shaft. Oh. Everybody just flattened. Wait a minute. So if they were... Okay, I'm remembering now. He got on the Santa Fe train. So they were in New Mexico. And so this guy and his daughter are driving to LA all the way from New Mexico. Can you give me something red? Ha ha ha. Okay. Okay, watch this. Ha ha ha. Captain, there's a thousand cattle roaming the streets. There's 5,000 steer outside. There's 10,000 wild cows loose in the street. Next guy's going to say a million. There's a million bulls in town. Ha ha ha. Call out the fire department. Stop the stampede. Arrest the man responsible for this. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. This didn't make a whole lot of sense before. Now it's just... Stupid. Ha ha ha. Can you even picture anyone in Hollywood today doing this? Just running. A little screen full of Hollywood stars just running as hard as they can. They... They wouldn't be able to do it. If we... Ha ha ha. They would collapse. Yeah, not even a little, Chris. Ha ha ha. Funny drunk. This is a thing that's gone completely by... that's become completely extinct now. Is a drunk... being funny. Nobody laughs at that anymore. Have you seen anything of my cattle? Oh, so Buster's going to save the day. I don't believe it. So here comes Buster in a red devil suit. Ha ha ha. The thing is all these cattle are going to be slaughtered now. Well, hot dog... This is a cartoon. They're kind of like two feet taller than him. My home and anything I have is yours for the asking. They never did develop a relationship between him and this girl. I want her. I think they're misunderstanding each other. Yep. Ha ha ha ha. Okay. Funny movie. Funny movie. I liked that. It was funny and it was sweet, too. That's the thing about Buster Keaton. There's a subtlety and a sweetness to him. And that's why his that's why his work has survived so long, I think. Anyway, Chris says he really love it, too. I'm glad you stayed all the way through. And thank you for the donation, Chris. And thank you everybody for being here. The donations are always open. coffee.com slash thinkbald. Thank you all for being here. I want to sometime in the future I'm not going to start doing these things on a regular schedule. I'll do things when I feel like it. But I'm feeling like I want to do a stream of the Eisenstein movie Battleship Potemkin, the Russian silent film. Because I've never seen it. I don't know anything about it. Chris says, of course, time for breakfast, lunch. I can barely tell anymore. Yeah. Good luck with that job, by the way. I'm sure you must be exhausted. Thanks again, everybody. And good night.