 Hello, and welcome to the procrastinators drawcast featuring the esteemed Wonderful denizens of the draw of the procrastinators podcast, but they're the good ones. They're the good ones We are the good ones because we can fucking draw we have the talent. They don't have talent. What do they do? They make videos about anime. That's not that's not art. That's never been art. They're lying to you They're they're pulling the wool over your eyes. Here's the real shit. Here's the real art We have the real the real genuine artistic You know integrity here and we're here to showcase that for you today once and for all so you can stop badgering us in the comments Saying we're the worst members. We aren't we're the best ones. Yeah, people don't understand Yeah, people's values these days are all skewed probably because they watch too much fucking fucking let's players on YouTube Skewed their morals. That's that's been saying for you. There you go. That's what he sounds like We have hippo shit. That's me wear it out if you want. I don't really mind We have Tommy Rick's old a pixel. Yeah I've remembered I can draw sort of here. I am Sir I've been dealing with life. You know how it is. Okay. Are you homeless yet? And if not, how can we expediate that? Um, you can shoot me in the face. I won't have on this earth. I'll be dead Good. All right. I'm just talking over my introduction. I want a new one Okay, mage. There you are here. I am. Hello. There we go. Okay today. We are drawing flags No one seems excited about this besides me and Tom, but that's fine. That's just the way things are sometimes Flags, what are you talking about? Okay, that's that's okay. I was excited, but I wasn't against it So here's the thing a couple of PCPs ago like in the question section at the end flags Just came up and I had a good time talking about flags, but I was like man. We're way off topic This is so pointless. Nobody's gonna care about this and then out of the questions and then out and then out of nowhere Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure sure, but I just thought it was just some nothing some nothing banter You know just some fluff, but then I got like a bunch of people like message me on discord and stuff and people were tweeting at me like specifically wanting to talk about flags or to ask about our flag discussion and I thought Vexilogy is a consensus and passionate subject that many people such as myself are deeply woven to and you shall not Disrespect it with questioning its integrity or relevance. You will fucking learn your place after today We will red pill you on the art of flag making wait. What did you just call it? It vexilogy the study of flags vexilogy. Yes. Wow. You have never heard that before. Holy shit I'm quite vexed by this I was gonna make that pun So so okay to set some ground rules here, you know, uh three Seven minutes for each drawing and then and and you know, and we'll switch off We'll go around you know each people say what kind of flag they want to make Re-design a flag, you know, whatever. We'll we'll do that and and then for for the rules of flag making I have here the north american Vexilogical associations good flag bad flag pamphlet rules. So you can understand what makes a good flag number one Keep it simple. The flag should be so simple that a child can drop from memory Number two use meaningful symbolism the flags colors images parents should be relate to what it symbolizes Use one or two three basic colors from the set uh color palette No lettering or seals Uh never use any uh any right of any kind or be distinctive or be related avoid duplicating other flags But use similarity to show connection those are the rules of flag mean if you deviate from them You're a bad person. You're a bad divin. You're perverse Soul you probably you probably go on e6 to one or maybe for a funny.org You probably are named fox there and you and you start skype calls saying our fellow That's probably what you do on a daily basis, and I will not have that ends my institute I don't like my lifestyle put on display like like this Are we designing new flags? Is that the deal we will work? I mean when I just said we're gonna we're gonna click We're gonna click on whoever and they're gonna say why we want to make a new flag Let's redesign this flag or it's you know, it's gonna be whatever you want Do you want to go first? Should I go first? Should I set the grid? All right. All right. I I I am gonna say we should read as like pick your favorite country and redesign its flag from the ground up Hmm So that's it that that's what's happening here appreciate it you better because I fucking I I sat on my ass and I thought about that. That's the best idea. I could think of well Here's a quit are we allowed to say what our favorite country is before we show or should we keep our favorite country a secret? Yeah, keep your secret and see people can realize what it is. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like that Yeah One or two flags Well, maybe you should have thought that before you fucking clicked on this topic Baby, no, I know a lot of flags. I'm just like how to redesign like most flags are just a bunch of colors in lines Progress cannot wait upon the will of man. Go to the gates of shame. We're going to record right now I know like we are one two three we go Oh All right. I already know what I'm gonna fucking do. I'm I'm googling I'm I'm googling countries because I can't think of any You will you all will rue the day became unprepared for the procrastinator's draw cast. You will you will understand Um, we just gotta this is pretty good because I My my tablet isn't working and I couldn't get it working for this But you don't really need a tablet to draw a flag You just draw like boxes and lines and fill them in. It's true. We pick this specifically for your special needs I don't like this anymore Yeah, I'm I'm I'm scared. I'm scared and I'm struggling I'm gonna bring my fucking egg in if I don't win every single fucking trophy here on the on the prestige procrastinator's draw cast If everyone doesn't vote me in the fucking straw polls in the description I will fucking burden out the pcp because I'm the most prepared and most well oiled fucking machine for making flags There is I'm a fucking god at flag making and you're about to see that right fucking now See like redesigning a flag Makes it just look like a flag from a different country and I don't know how no like that's why we make the flag better That's the entire point of the exercise like your flag's gay now. It's gayer and it's even better. Okay. Okay. Um I have a I have a plan I do not you guys are gonna hate this by the way. You're all gonna hate my fucking flag. All right Okay I'm in the I have my globe here. I don't think you can hear the spin I have my globe here so so I could so I can click and I can see the exact name of C's I'm gonna be referencing in the symbolism of of of my fucking flag. Oh, no Oh, okay much he's gonna have this insane like nuanced understanding of Of vexiality wherever the fuck you called it. I doubt that very much And and mine's just gonna be uh memes memes are the future No Fucking all right. All right. I'm trying to take this seriously But I'm afraid to even try and take it seriously because that just opens me up to be humiliated Run it fast here, but it's running about things right now I just realized we only have a time limit. I'm thinking here. I have like a square and I'm just noodling like I wonder I wonder how I can soften this edge and just like I should probably design something I I really wish I knew that this is what it was what we were gonna draw because like I I I need to read like read up on symbolism No, no, no research allowed. What is symbolism question mark? Um, okay. Actually, you know what my flag is actually genius. Um, you all doubted me, but you were all a bunch of cowards And you were wrong. I didn't doubt you ben Yes, you fucking Um I doubt everyone as much as me which is a lot Okay, okay Actually, this is rad. This is fucking rad. Yeah, mine's looking pretty good. Yeah, mine is not Same time same. I'm in the I'm in the uh the discovery phase Of thinking all right discovery channel. Oh god. I want to open up my browser for references, but I'm afraid I have something Wait, no, this is bad now. Oh wait. I'm fine. It's fine. It's uh I'm bored. That is not gonna work I had an idea, but it's been destroyed by the rules of vexiology You know like in real life, there's like a lot of foils who don't follow Uh, there's yeah, no a lot of internal shame a lot of flags suck dick Yeah, and so like the massachusetts flag Yeah, it's pretty shit. It's it's it's maybe my least favorite flag. I don't know. There's probably some worse ones out there The the fucking californian state flag is so fucking dope. It's so great. I'm so proud of my fucking of my country You guys are all gonna shit your pants when you see my flag Ben, I eat shit for fucking breakfast. It's you know, it's it's um, it's tasteful. It's tastefully modern You know, it's modern yet classical is how I would describe it How much time do we have tasteful? We have fucking two. We have three minutes left. Oh, wait, really? Is this It's oh, I I'm already fucking done. That's how I roll. That's how I fucking roll Brilliantly executed before I even fucking knew where my name was my mom getting a name, but it was actually flag maker 3000 Because I'm so good at making flags. She knew immediately when I came out of her fucking womb Buffling and puffling. Oh, I gotta hurry. I gotta go fast I've been done for a year. I was done and like once I realized what I wanted to do It took me like one minute that I was done. Uh, you guys are just too good for me Um, but you guys you're you're also gonna hate it. Mine is the best flag and you're all gonna hate it Because of how good it is because you're all gonna be jealous I have a concept and it's not good. I feel like I Don't like my idea I hate everything. I can like each I feel like each podcast. I just my hatred for everything just increases Yeah, mage. You're never happy It's great. Why not mage? Come on That's all you guys's fault. You're making me miserable. That's true. Yeah, that's that's true It's time to paranoidly check and make sure that my audio is still Happening. Yep. Okay, we're good Yeah, we're good You're all gonna regret making me one day. I swear Fucking let's let's make it design inspiration. Oh my god. No, we're running out of time. I'm not even close to done All right, I'm so good. Fuck it. I'm just I'm just gonna have to go Go ham on this. It's gonna I'm a fucking genius Look at this fucking genius right here. Oh, no Oh my fucking god Dude, I love mine. I think this could be on the wikipedia for the flag of the country I'm talking about I can do that. Is it some some jag of made something better than what we actually have? Mine is definitely not Not gonna be anything Anything great. I wonder if you guys will guess munchie. I bet you will guess what country mine is Mine should be pretty obvious. Well, I mean, maybe others will too, but I think you will at least Mine is so bad. I'm so upset right now. I'm fucking done. Mine is fucking masterful Sure, maybe maybe the star maybe the maybe the thing the star of the show does not look good If any of you did japan, I will kill you Who's going first You can't make adjustments. Oh, but you can't stop me Bitch, I'll go first. Just get mine out of the way Let me just Looks like some different countries flag now Munchie Because I'm ready. Wait, where are you posting them? We're posting them in the the chat, right? Yeah Tom didn't go first All right, I gotta go to the the actual chat where draw friends. Just put it in draw friends. Is that how we do this? Yeah, it's been a while. Okay Okay, this is my my off amazing flag. I'm sure you can tell immediately what it is. Oh my god Oh my goodness God It's the united tale of fate of america There it is. It's a multi layered exploration of Is this the anti-fuck flag? I like I like that it's an emoji up there. Yeah Signifying millennial That's the gun emoji as well But I think what I wanted to do was I wanted to represent the uh the dichotomy Of of current american trends, uh of of the the right wing On the right and the left wing on the left and you notice it's also red and blue so thematically It all kind of comes together But also using emoji to describe those values is also a great way of uh commenting on the underlying consumerism that binds us all together and the vapid culture that is modern america So I feel like it's a very simple execution, but it has some layers much like ogres Tom you fucking did it You fucking did it It's so inspired I can't handle it The hijab emoji Oh Excellent. Oh, I'm so happy. Okay. Okay. That's that's fine. Oh, that's all fine. You know, not not not taking your job fucking serious So that's fine. You know, bring out the the emoji. That's fine. All right. I vote one fucking basque basque and what I have created for you Okay. All right. I'm ready dude Oh Is it russia? Yes, it's russia and let me fucking explain to you the symbolism the red the red of the flag is of course These are of course the soviet colors. Okay. Okay. Okay. So the red represents the land mass that is russian how it is large And then the blacks are are are the uh the the fucking Baltic sea and the and the fucking other sea that's near japan And how it stretches sea to sea it's a fucking huge land mass and then the stars, of course, you know Like the soviet star but those those legs there were the last thing I did and those are the legs of the spuck net What was with the russia or first like like satellite thing that was put into space that like the first space thing that the russia Legs of spuck net. So those are the symbolism on fucking god fucking mic drop like oh, hold on I'm gonna drop my pins gonna pick up on the auto Mary did it there today fucking click in the description vote munchie right fucking now. I fucking did I I was I was under the impression munchie that it was the russian flag and the star represented america And how america is in the pocket of russia now because we all know That's also it. Yes um I see you know munchie. I like your approach here of just taking a flag and just making it look cool because I mine does not look cool Oh, let's see yours then Yeah, mine. Mine is practical mine is eminently practical and yet appropriate as always um There That's cute. What flag is this from? Oh, it's greenland, right? Japan Wait, what do you what do you guys think what do you guys think it is? I think I think it's either greenland. It's greenland Yeah The irony is that greenland isn't green. It's it's you know, it's it's just it's just practical It's just a green landscape and there you fucking go, but it's as it's drawn in abstract shapes that almost look like a real flag I fucking did it. I can't believe I got that bit. I can't believe I knew I knew you would I knew you wouldn't I don't know how this is fucking proof It's pretty cute. I really like this Munchies christ consciousness can just seep through time and made did you did you say it's cute? Do you say my flag is cute? Yes. I think so too. Thank you very much, but I can't say that I'm not allowed to I I think what it looks like is like the side view of a little Dinosaur. Yeah. Yeah As you were describing it, I was like, oh my god, suddenly I see a dinosaur. Yeah, that's why that's why I said it's cute It looks like a little robot dinosaur. Oh, yeah, with the eye. It's like a little digimon. Yes Okay, the eye is the the sun and then it's a little like the jawline is the green and where the two greens come together The peak of the the hill is like a tooth kind of poking up from the bottom jaw Yeah, it's seen exactly it's the head seen exactly from the side Yes, it's a profile of the year if at like at the very edge on the left You could imagine that being a hinge and he could open up his mouth Oh, wait a minute. Are we looking okay? If you imagine the hinge on the left, it's a little robot But if you imagine the hinge on the right, it's a little dinosaur Oh, yeah, I saw it on the right. I have no idea what the fuck either of you are talking about I don't see the robot. I only see the dinosaur. It's a landscape. Here. Oh, now I see. Yeah, now I see. Oh, I see. Oh, that's so cool Let me um Let me educate. Let me Let me Oh, shit. Yeah, um, I'm fucking I'm I'm mad Wait, why are you mad? Um, because I'm mad bro Wait, wait, okay. Um Shit, I got I got to shrink the whole thing. You got to shrink the whole thing down You're gonna draw how to explain it to munchie. Uh apply to transform. Yes Uh change paper color To white What are we doing here? I am. He's gonna unveil the mystery. Yeah, I'm gonna. Yeah, I'm gonna unveil the mystery. Please. Thank you I don't understand. By the way, Ben, I remember going back to how I knew it was Greenland Uh, I remember uh at rad con 2 the most the most vivid memory I have I know what you're gonna say Yeah, it was plain. I think it was ape escape Yeah, and and and and then me saying that that that you like uh religious things because they're scary and like creepy And then they speak to you because they're dark and and and insidious and you said like munchie How did you know that? How did you know this about me? No, I was totally spooked That you could possibly know something like that I felt so proud that day. Yeah, um I was like I was whatever the reverse of proud is like when someone else does something to you that they should be proud of But not you Yeah You were envious of my perceptibility. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, um Okay, here we go. I'm so close. I'm so close to um Shit, that's something my wife doesn't say Don't shake your pen shall one of us put a flag while you yeah. Yeah. No. No. No. No. No. I'm almost done. No Sorry Well, they can see what he's doing They might not know what he was talking about initially either They could be just as confused as our boy munchie and we're clarifying for everyone so everyone could be part of the fun Actually, this kind of looks like shit now that I've made it Oh shut up Ben. Say I'm trying to give you some leeway here and you're throwing yourself under the bus Yo, give me some round all day fucking pop and will butch and you got to post your flags Wait, wait, wait. Well, here's one. Here's here's one. Here's one depiction Oh It's a dinosaur. Oh my god. And if you imagine it on the other side, it's like a little robot head. Yeah How did that take you that long? I watch the fucking video and you'll see I thought you were actually like drawing like an actual characterization of What it was. No, I just had to fuck around with layers a bunch. All right. Uh, this was a great use of our time Oh, okay. Yeah, mage. I'll go last Boy, this sure ain't clear. Oh my god. It's an actual drawing. Is it Lithuania? Yes Is it space invaders in the middle? Is it Gallica? No, it's like Get men as towers and like I would tell you the story behind them, but I couldn't research them So I can't tell you it's but it's important symbolism and Latina things This looks great here. I'm gonna look at the actual Lithuanian Yeah, I just it doesn't look so great because it reminds me of like this other flag and it bothers me The Lithuanian flag looks like it's some country in Africa to me. It looks like some African. Oh, yeah, this is shit This is awful. I like I like your flag because it reminds me of of a little Gallagher ship that's going to defend the country and defend Christmas because it's green It's green and red The red represents like the the blood spilled by the soldiers the green represents The fields and forests because the phoenix has a lot of forests and they've been historically important to them Are you saying that the Lithuanian flag is all about blood and soil? Is that what you're telling me right now? And yellow like depending on the on the source the yellow could either represent Like the the shining of the sun or the wheat fields, which are most important. This is fucking incredible Um, this is this might be my favorite flag that was created this day even though I like I fucking love this. I like how you took incredible I like how you took the colors and like I like how you kept the colors But you just like made them look a little less shitty and just kind of Just just changed them around into like a design that looks good Exactly mage. Did did you create your remix that you see here? Or was this a a part of Lithuanian culture that you simplified into your own logo design thing? Okay, so like I know the symbol exists of the Gidminas towers It's it's an actual symbol somewhere somehow and the colors are from the actual Lithuanian flag But I combined them together on my own. I don't know This is like this is like a corporate a corporate logo update It's like you updated the flag to modern graphic design standards. It ticks all the boxes It's clean easily readable and and simplistic and and good It's fucking beautiful like like this. This is like a no brainer sort of thing like yeah, like yeah Yeah, like like perfect like you put like a like a nice I love flashing this as as I demonstrate with like the star in the middle I love I love flies that have like a sort of like design in the middle That is just like resting upon two colors. I love this type of flag And this is a great fucking example of this it looks fucking beautiful and you should literally send it to congress Like I get like like this is this is incredible. I love this I love this just just for the lulls. Um, I found a picture of the I don't remember how to say Wait, wait, let me try to pronounce the name the Gidminas Gidminas tower Gidminas Gidminas Gidminas. Yeah. Yeah The Guinness Book of World Records. There it is. Oh, shit All right, incredible dope our area wants to go next I'm the last boy. I think Here we go. It's it's there it is. Oh my god It's the united kong What uh the united kingdom, uh country, uh, I just I just made it look Yeah, I just tried to make it look sick. It's the union. It's the union jacked It's it's the union jacked just like you rearrange like like which flags are on top, I guess doesn't like the union jack usually like I think it's missing like the wilsh flag or something like there's one flag missing Like the one with the dragon. It's really just two flags are missing It's like a combination of scotland and denmark. I think Uh, because the english flag is not like white on red. It's red on white Yeah, and the the the the the sideways one. I don't even remember who that is. I think That's not even there at all. So it it's really just I made it up My initial thought of this flag was like if if if the british one and this is in the hearts of every english person If the british one and the colonies were still colonies, this is what the flag would look like This is what our flag would be Speaking of that by the way, I've always wanted to ask you hippo Please confirm my my suspicion that literally no one in england gives a shit about america. Is this true? Um, we hear about it on the news and we we talk about drump, uh, but that's about it I mean, that's pretty much what we do over here too. Yeah. Yeah All right. All right. Perfect. All right. All right. Uh, just it looks it looks badass It looks like you know what it looks like it looks like if okay imagine Your saura in kingdom hearts 3 and you I do that every day of my life, then And you and your and your and your and your buddy Goofy and donald go through a wacky new cartoon portal into one of disney's wacky fucking You know wacky magical realms of their creation of whimsy and you arrive and it's just england, right? And it's just real life regular england and you just have an english saura and he's got like a new costume on I think it would look something like this sick Yeah, kingdom hearts 3 dlc confirmed I was playing kingdom hearts the other day giving us the final boss of the area He's the dinners in the england and you have to defeat him to complete your planet quest in in england. Yeah. Yeah I I get what you're putting down there, ben. I get what you're putting down. I just I just think it looks like kingdom hearts That's all All right, who wants me the next person to come with a thing for uh, I would like a soul To make a pirate flag either their own like this is what my pirate flag would be or just like um Making like one that is really cool. Oh, I I had a pirate flag for myself that I made in like high school But it's really embarrassing and I'm not gonna make it damn um I guess I'll make a new one or something There's no like rules for pirate flags, but uh, you know generally, you know black with something on it Hmm Black it is All right, all right. All right on count of three, I'm gonna start the fucking timer and then we're gonna blast off We're gonna. We're gonna be sales away one two fucking three go I'm gonna do some research Researchers for fucking pussies. I agree The those who can't research pre search All right. I'm trying to think the black bids flag is fucking cool because of what it means I don't know. It's very obvious what it is. This is tough for me because I've always in the great in the great debate of all time I've always been A ninja man pirates are the enemy and I feel like I'm portraying my people right now Well, you know, I would make it Yeah, I could just make a big hokage Simple and that'll be my flag. Oh speaking of naruta. I've been rewatching the og Naruta Oh, I know I know what I have to do. I have to be a big Fucking scumbag. I'm actually gonna make I think I'm gonna make a design that's debatable even more embarrassing That's I mean, I mean you're more embarrassing now than you were back then so it seems it only makes that's true That's true. And when I think about it like that, it just it makes it easier to accept Oh my fucking god It's it's almost sad. It's a little sad thing about how like like like how god gave me this much power And he left all the rest of you to a fucking high and dry Without knowing which way's up ain't that the way? Um, I don't know how to I don't know what I'm doing No, this could have been good, but I'm just I'm I'm I'm caught between like symbolism and just drawing a skeleton My two favorite things Yeah individual like hobbies drawing a skeleton and symbolism It's like it's like if I was a homestuck character, it's like you are you are in your room You have a variety of hobbies. You enjoy drawing skeletons Dude, thanks for that. I'm gonna write I'm gonna write that right into to horse stock It's gonna be part of it. You enjoy drawing skeletons and are a big fan of symbology Fucking update win. No Never That's what we need to do a pcp on we to do a pcp on like our big projects that we're never gonna do That's a good idea Dreams deferred. That's the name. Dreams deferred. Oh, no, that's too sad. I can't take That's what I live with every day, Ben Deferred means like put off delayed Oh, okay, but not a big in the fucking thesaurus Breaking out the big words But like leader delayed but not abandoned Well, hopefully It'll say that on my grave Delayed but not abandoned Don't make me laugh. I'm trying to do like Oh laughing at my death again How much time do we have? I'm I'm wasting my time. Yeah, me too. We're fucking through 4 13. 4 13. Oh Jesus That's the time left. Yeah, okay Oh, I just had a better idea. Oh, it's gonna be stupid. I don't even believe you. No, it's gonna be the worst and I'm so excited Yeah, bro That was a nice bro. That was beautiful. That was beautiful, Ben Oh Now it's Star Wars now it's bad Oh man, um Yep Do you guys know if you that's just no that reminds me About a thing I learned on Todd in the shadows That was like apparently When star wars was new Like the soundtrack was a pretty big like if you ever feel like bad about like the state of quality Of content on youtube don't feel too bad Because things have always been shit because like a shitty thrown together like disco dance remix of the star wars soundtrack Outsold the original star wars soundtrack Like it's opening week Or there's something like that. I don't remember. I know where can I find that? Where can I find that that legendary piece of work? Um, I don't it's one of the Todd in the shadows Um, um, uh one hit wonderland in a link car review. Okay. Okay. Yeah, exactly. Oh everyone's best friend link car He's got a pretty hat It's got a magic gun dude. Where did you purchase that? I don't know We're we're still waiting for the answer Yeah, we've been in suspense for years We're gonna be ridiculed by our peers I gotta change the color. I gotta I gotta flip the switch. I literally don't think I'm gonna have enough time to ink this unfortunately I think I think oh Oh, that's the fucking symbolism. It's not even a symbol. It's just like a diagram. God I'm still new to this program. Where is the ink tool? Oh, no Oh, what program are you using? I'm using critter shit film pro. Yes Shit film pro. That's that's my thing. Don't insult my my abilities use that every day To fill myself shitting Yes professionally Look, don't we I don't judge how you make your money Ben. Don't judge how I make mine Um, all right fair deal I'm just doing the all I'm just doing the all uh, oh god. What's it called the ol um squat cobbler You guys familiar you guys watch better call Saul I don't I don't watch that gay shit Sorry bro for you making that joke. Yeah, really you guys really fucked me on that one Oh, I'm so gay guys Is just making the most cutest noises I wonder if my microphone picked them up Yes, the edge Pay for the whole seat but only use the edge What's that from is that from Simpsons? Uh, I I think it's I've heard it a lot of places. Um, I don't know where it's from originally It seems like the Simpsons is a safe bet to be honest Yeah No, I don't want eyeballs Hello college Got it my favorite college humor on the podcast Just the entirety of college humor. Yes It's done. Oh, I gotta quickly ink the rest of this Fucking dismiss. Uh, this the doesn't doesn't it doesn't though. No No, I spent too much time detailing. No Oh It's okay. I guess I guess the effect is is there All right, all right, I'm gonna go fucking per I'm gonna go first again I'm also I'm gonna go perfect again, but that's also that's also relevant as well Here fucking gaste your fucking eyes upon this gas of an image Ah Get fucking obliterated Ah Scary that's uh, that's really something your eyes will melt out of your fucking skull when you see this All right, let me explain this to you Yeah, my my my my my pirate gang are are the crocodile teeth Crocodile teeth parents and here's what I've done. I've taken the state of florida And make its flag. I've changed the colors on its flag to be to be more menacing And I've changed the state steel of florida to be an alligator skull Shit Yeah, there's like fucking get fucking get hold on. Let me do it again. Yeah, you'll be only Also drop my depression pills for the mic drop the only The only pirates with a with a sincere interest in herpetology The only the only pirates whose first plunder is taking too long to come out and they'll they haven't actually started their career yet All right. Well, I got I got a good one, but I have faith in them I got a I got a winner right here pirate mask go or pirate flag. Why did I say mask? I don't know Oh It's the shoot the pirates You pirate oh shit my commoto came up. Look. I love it. Um, yeah That's pretty great. Honestly. That's I don't know. I think you know, I think it would be better if the colors were reversed I'm just gonna say it I'll try that I think I think I've yeah, I think Red on black. It's my means a derogatory. It's more traditional. The red on black would would but the red on black Would give it a very like my space Look, uh I I mean, I feel like that color combination has been ruined for me because of me when I used it for like 10 years It's been ruined for me by me. Yeah, exactly I like when you went with the the design of actual pirate flags, which are just fucking awful like Just yeah, like a really detailed image on it. Just like draw a drawing on the flag Yeah, I I'm glad that you tuned into that just like just like you're starting a pirate crew And you're like, I'm a pirate and I really like Harpoons, I really like shooting guys in the heart. So this is what will happen to you And so I'm just gonna take my flag down with a piece of I don't know white charcoal or something And just quickly cross hatch in just a very rudimentary picture of a whale and just put it up there And uh, yeah That's I I love this this like like design of the the heart bleed with a hole in it. That's fucking dope as hell That's fucking incredible. Uh, yeah pretty sick Well, it's abstract That could be just in itself like like that. Yeah, I was thinking that but I thought could just be it The cannon's way funnier It's like you you stumble upon this scene and you're like, hmm, what could have happened here? It's not just a gun. It's it's a fucking cannon. We're gonna we're not gonna we're gonna shoot you We're gonna obliterate you. Well, here's what will happen You'll be an English you'll be an English tree you're still in the seven seas and then you'll come across like, you know If it was just a logo, you'd be like, like, oh, what what what country is that? What the what the fuck is that is that one of those fucking africans and get the fuck out of here? But then you see this and you think oh, I'm gonna die soon. That's what you think Yeah, the inverse actually works better than I than I thought not gonna lie. Yeah, I like this I like they're both they're both pretty pretty sick It should be a flashing gift. I'll put that one It's one of those weird like like, um Electronic fabrics that can show lights. I'll have this like flashing dough dude Dude, it digital paper. They would be really into gifts Pirates would be super into gift culture probably Uh, but if pirates were allowed to they would have fucking they would have fucking a ton of uh, fucking What's the word guy online, uh, profiles like it's a bunch of shit Good stuff good good on them So are you saying that I was a pirate back when I was on guy online? I was like an internet pirate I'm I'm I feel disappointed in myself because again, I'm team ninja for life Speaking of which I'll put my flag up I prefer an inches. Well, I think Here's my Yeah, yo, yeah, yo Dreaming don't give it up Dreaming don't give it up Pirate flag is a bunch of ninjas who happen to end up on the sea. Uh, we're called the hoka gays because How does that tie into pirates? Because because we're ninjas That's because pirates pirates were gay by the way. I know there weren't any women on c. Yeah, yeah You know that that why didn't they just bring girls so they didn't have to be gay curse It's a curse because uh, that it's like a sirens like them the the they make you crash the ship It's a bad idea to bring a woman That's what that's what they sure Sure, but I mean, I think it's worse. I think it's worse luck to be gay because I'm gay and look at my life I mean these are just the facts Well What are the things behind are they kunai or the kunai knives instead of crossbones they're they're connivers kunai Yes, I had to do them quickly because I ran out of time I like the paint bucket job When you when you look back at my footage, I was about to take a screenshot But I was like, no, I should probably try and fill in and move blackbirds. I did a simple click and then took the screenshot Tom you're sketching these you're taking this all wrong. You're sketching flags. You know, you that's not what this is about This is about like drawing the line already immediately. That's what this is about. I don't I just I can't turn off my my habits, man Like I gotta same time. Don't I gotta like like it's just the depressing fact that these garbage drawings did take effort You know, there's no getting around it I like the skull. I like the way the skull looks. Yeah, I like his expression This the first time reason every time I draw skull it just turns into the cover art of diablo 2 Like that's that's what it is. I can't not draw the diablo 2 cover art whenever I try and draw a skull It just turns into that every time I'm looking at that right now. Dude, you're gonna be like, oh, I didn't even look at a reference, but it just turned into it It's so ingrained in my mind Like I bet it's like it's probably the same expression and the same proportions Despite the fact that I haven't seen that image in like 10 years It's it's not similar. So I don't know why you're saying it looks like it's similar in the sense that it is a skull Well, I'm looking forward. I mean, I mean, I'm less of a hack then because every time I just I just feel like It's looking forward it's looking forward to making your acquaintance There might be hope for you fucking yet I can only I can only hope to one day be as good as as munchie with tiny hats Thank you. Why don't you post your flag you bingo? You bingo What? Oh, okay. Uh, here you go. Here you go you fuckers Yeah I love it. I don't run into that. There it is. Yeah, you'll fucking die and go to heaven Which sounds good, but it's the bad kind of heaven. It's scary heaven It's all of like it's full of things covered in eyes It's like a bahinian rhapsody little baby skulls. Oh, yeah Are these the baby killers? Yes, this is the band They are both a pirate crew and a band called the baby killers. Yes They play they play shows to no one on the open seas and god is on their side God and jesus are they a christian band? Is that no god? No Jesus Packs a baby a cut a baby c baby c They look down on christians because they're personal friends and acquaintances of jesus christ the lord and savior of humanity I guess that makes sense and son of god. Yeah. Yeah So so are the crew babies or do they perform for babies? Who are the babies here? Okay? Um, no, they kill babies They just kill babies. That's all they do. You know, they are doing god's work. I'll give them that Yeah, yeah, they got to kill the babies to protect them from sin Well, I'll do that in my free time. I don't need a fucking flat Well, you should sign up They're always they're always hiring You're gonna add a fucking fifth school Yeah, please do it up mage Oh Oh, shit Oh, it's a ghost ship because it's tatted. That's way good. Yeah, it's fucking sick. That's a 10 out of 10 um Oh my god I hope that this is like an intrinsic part of the flag and they and it's dripped like that every single time I don't like it's battle warm. That's just what the flag looks like It's absolutely intentional stylization Intentionally like ripped jeans like that's the sort of It's it's a ghost ship. We're all dead. It's sort of like like like a a flag of napal gone wrong Yeah, um like stretched out. It's like what the flag of napal wants to be Yeah Jesus Christ Um, I love the eyes Wait, wait question. Are the eyes just holes in the flag that are letting light shine through? Are they? Well, they kind of look like because I get the feeling that this flag is floating in like a void that is suffused with white light So the fact that there's like a glow on the eyes Or or is it okay? It could be a hole that the light is coming through or it could be a glowing spot on the flag Or it could be like a white circle with like a white gradient applied to it And i'm not sure which of these is diagetically true. Do you know what i'm fucking talking about over here? Is your flag diagetic? I like to believe they magically glow Okay, okay. Yeah, if I do like the idea of them like Being holes, but the edges aren't like diffused. Well, that would work in the daytime, but not at night Yeah, exactly at night time if they glow that's spooky Yeah Yeah, I like the gradient on the flag like how it like turns from black to uh purple Like there's not like a clear point where it does that my so many gradients on flag my interpretation Of the of that is is not that the flag actually turns from black to purple But that the flag itself is just a very very dark purple bordering on black But like the the end the the trailing the trailing tatters of it are kind of like flying into the light and being like more illuminated Yeah, am I right? I see that as well. Well, it's sort of kind. Yeah Yes I I like nonetheless You know this reminds me of and tf2 the pyros like lower half is a gradient from like his black boots Like his red upper body and that's what I think of whenever I see a single gradient. It's just man. That looks like the pyros boots That's the only thing I can think of you just change the gradient button to the pyros boots button Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly Okay, next all right Who wants to go next on this fucking wacky on this great adventure we're on um Um Not I've always here not Why don't you go? I can go. All right. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna be we're gonna do Because because it's it's it's it goes well with the last flag because I want to be self-indulgent and draw flag for me For mage nation I knew someone but I knew someone couldn't resist the fucking I just walk more purple All right. I guess I guess Um, we we know I guess we know how to start We're gonna start this this fucking narcissistic egomaniac adventure and in about three two go. I didn't I skipped three You skipped one Well, uh, there's that color It's the only color I already fucking know what I want How what if how I know what's gonna happen? We're all gonna sit here for seven whole minutes tittering to ourselves talking about like oh Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I went a little too complicated. Oh Um, and this is little. Oh, I don't know if I'm gonna finish in time Oh, oh, it's a close one guys and then we're all gonna turn it in and we're all just gonna be blank purple squares What does that mean? It's basically true. What is the joke? What is happening? I Called you understand what's happening. I called all of you out just now. I'm making I'm making a thing I'm surely making something Ben's like damn there goes my shortcut. I'm like there goes my hero Watch a man see he goes to bed I'm like you'll be a hero if you do And I'm gonna be like Are you are you my son? You know for some reason I was just I was just getting into character I was just getting into the protagonist mindset Um This this logo is is very good that I'm doing Maid you have permission to use it though because uh, it's not actually very good, but it's it's good for this Oh wait, are we doing a logo for maid? I'm doing a flag for mage. Yes We're all supposed to make a flag for mage I thought it was for mage nation. Yeah mage nation. Oh, but I mean tomato tomato race this arm We're not just drawing a person. This is the flags thing. No, no I think you thought you thought you were drawing the flags for ourselves. Is that yeah, we're all drawing a flag For me. No. Yeah. This is for me. Okay Very self-indulgent That's where the purple joke came from now. Now, you know now I understand. Okay, so I was confused Uh, please be patient Guys, I can't believe raccoon 3 is fucking fun. Dude. Oh, yeah, it's well. I mean I figured it would be I I didn't think it was gonna be funded. I I wish I could participate. I'm so sad. It sounds like it's gonna be so much fun I know I wish you could be there mage. We have to uh, we have to kidnap you. I'm sorry. It's the only way We'll host a funeral for you raccoon 3 Please that would be funny a video dedicated to my funeral You just like lights and purple candles Our good our good friend mage died on the the hard boat trip over here from the the ancient land of lithu satamia It was it was a bad it was a bad time for all And that's why I hate water Don't you Are you in england? Okay, I thought so. You've abandoned your people I'll return during the summer Where will he be when they need you most? Depends on what time of the year it is Good answer you you are elected How electable do you think we are how much how much you think we could sway the popular vote? Uh, I feel like we'd have a hard hard battle ahead of us I don't know Wait, how much could we what to to win the presidential election? Yeah, we can win. It's not that right in Lithuania I mean if trump, yeah Oh in Lithuania, I'm sure we could do it Oh We would just have to get three people to vote for us we'd fucking win the pcp is huge in eastern europe guys It's like the biggest thing over there This is the most complicated flag. Um, this sucks. I'm really sorry I'm really sorry for what I am about to turn in as finished work I have no idea if I like mine yet I like the concept. I just don't know if i'm executing it At all effective. I quite like my idea, but we'll see when I apply the color Ah, fuck I know that feel I think I should just take all these layers and then we're not to make a new lure them until they're gone I forgot to make a new layer. No, it's gonna make this more complicated All right, I'm gonna have to simplify my design idea Oh, no That's okay. Actually, I think it might make it better Okay Less is more as they say The uh, the procrastinators creed of less is more the excuse to make them work less How much time do we have? Yeah, please tell us two minutes. Shit. Oh, no. Oh, no Oh, no, no, no, no, no Oh All right mine you'll get the idea, but it's a little bit half-baked. I'm sorry It's okay Is it a purple square? I didn't expect anything. No, it's not that half-baked I don't mind purple squares Oh, come on. Come on. Mage, what's the font you use on your under thumb nails? I thought you're not allowed to use text. That was like the third rule Well, that's what I'm doing of aerodynamics. I I don't remember the name I think it was it was a customer font, but I'm not sure It's it's some like 1920 looking thing But I guess I'll have to settle for fucking less Fuck I'm feeling I'm feeling that Maybe I'll just add a purple square and it'll be a okay It's like yeah, just unrelated to anything else You just gotta you gotta fill that purple quota somehow All right. All right. I gotta stop twiddling my fucking clay and get to work Agreed Oh, I'm in fucking business Resuscitize Don't fuck god damn it No, how oh no, we just we just there's never enough time. There's never enough All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I just fucking made the horn All right, perfect Oh, no You can't even read it. Oh, it's so It's just the color. Oh, I can't I can't yeah. Hold on. I know No, give me a second. No I'm so upset Oh, I'm so this this is fucking fair. Do anyone who might say this is not fair. This is fucking fair It's fair, but it's just so oh no Like just life isn't fair like the challenge is fair But but the life that the challenge exists in the context. So if it's not fair, all right This this came out terrible. I did I did. Oh, no I like the idea but the execution We've so much to get tired. I've I've I mine is like, um I it's it's an okay concept. It's just executed kind of badly, man. We're all mine first. It's it's just get it out the way Yeah It looks like it's gonna numb this player I thought it was good to be spiky and to have purple in it and an eye I just didn't do any of those those things very well Now I'm self-conscious. I feel like mine's not creative enough It's done. None of us are creative here, Ben. That's our that's entire stiff. That's true. So long as it's purple I'm gonna love it. Pretty much what we're known for all right. I'm gonna go next So I'm just gonna get my garbage out of the way It's it's supposed to be a mage silhouette saluting or like put or seek highlight That looks like the fucking hail of Hitler. Yeah, that's that was the idea But the silhouette just didn't read as soon as I filled it in it's like oh now it doesn't read like anything anymore Yeah, so it kind of a little bit it needed some tweakage, but I ran out of time it looks like she's sort of like um Like presenting something behind her like if you could as you can see on the wall behind me purple The the market shares have gone the market shares of purple have saturated All I can think is look at that forum. I could like snap that off if I wanted you I could fucking like that would not be I could grab it on I could fucking break it easily. No, there would be no resistance I don't know you think that but I think mage would fucking destroy all of us Behind that that sweet demure is is uh is a monster waiting to feast on our flesh No, you see This is my flag uh, it was like a flag that like could have been good, but then I decided to go and do a thing Yeah, I mean It's beautiful. That's that's better. I really really like the colors Yeah on display here Um, it is it is burning my eyes a little bit the bright white on the top and the bottom with like the dark purple Um, but I guess I guess this Hey, this is a flag that resists that kind of resists real critical Is there's like it's it's a flag in the jaws of a beast Exactly. That's what's supposed to be It was a teeth of mage There's purple because that's the way it is and then there's meme in the center to dedicate what she dedicates her life to Yeah, it's true You should have just put a a dice in the center a dice Oh I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that for prosperity With my fish when you're voting think of this flag. You wouldn't be fair otherwise, but I'm gonna do that for Because the cuphead guy Yeah, but I like I don't I haven't drawn him yet It's that's okay. It's become my beam. We made like two jokes about it. Never since then Mage when I think about you I think about king dice. That's what I do I hate gambling why you say that? Okay, yeah, okay, I tweaked the color a little bit. I like that better. Um, I'll I'll post mine Because Oh, this looks fucking dope. Oh my god Tom you fucking maniac you fucking did it Show it show it. Oh, oh here. Well here. I'll uh, I'll I'll export. Hold on I thought you were gonna go Ben. Uh, I changed my mind because I'm powering. All right, sure. Hold on All right, fucking exploring now Fucking look at this shit Fucking this this this literally looks good. Hold on What Yeah, six dude six, bro It's my favorite number. How do you know? Oh, this is how I'm perceptive That's where I am where I'm today because I'm perceptive. I I did I did I did like I I think Pick on you first saying something bad about six six six and I said that's my favorite number Yeah, maybe that that that's my secret covert fucking sleeper cell knowledge. Just so you fucking know All right. All right now. All right, Ben. Okay. Here we here we go. Um, I apologize Oh No, that's not and that's not too bad It's similar to mine. It's it's it's a little demon with grabby hands And he's and he's looking down with his like triangle nose and he's like I got my grabby claws here Oh, that's cute. Just little beady eyes Um, yeah in hindsight, I wish I was smarter No You can't dream too big you have to understand reasonable goals for yourself, man. You can't you can't you can't you know break out that Yeah, I know I got all right. I'll I'll rain it in next time. I'm sorry everyone No, it's good Okay, my turn Yeah, please Whoa, oh Breaking out the the the unique flag like not like a you know, these are like long flags like different shaped flags Yeah, I should try to do that. I mean I would uh if I you know had a tablet working. Also, this looks great and it reminds me of uh Celestia. Yeah. Yeah, this this looks like an asset that would be in it looks like my little pony the movie Don't speak its name Well, what I mean by that is that it's like really clean and like Man, you're like yes, I can see this was built like this pro shit out like I can see someone paying for this design You're just like seven minutes motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I can see people paying for my design too. How about that song? All right, well, you know, I I try not to think about special needs kids when I talk about You know what you're right May just flags are our top our fucking top. Oh, thank you Excellent. All right. Is that everyone I'm really happy I believe so. Yeah. All right. Uh, who do we have left? We have we have two more. We have two more people, right? Yes, I don't think I don't think tom or hippo got. It's true. Uh, no, I went I did the player. It's me Oh, oh, tolin ben. Oh Oh, no Yeah, uh Face your fucking maker. You're gonna have to do it sooner or later. All right Uh, let's all make the flag about Our favorite video game No, no change my mind No, that's what we're doing starting the timer right now No, no, that's the bullshit. It's on it's on Technicality everyone's favorite. Everyone's favorite. Um video game is undertale. Um, so we should all make it Even worse. I don't know why you would clear No, I changed my as soon as I said that it was awful. I take it back. No favorite video games. Let's go. Let's go It's going the tires already going on that I like No, okay. Well well undertale is on the table, but no favorite video game go go go go go everybody move out I don't even know what my favorite video game is me either Now I gotta think I'm gonna type Because I love video games Video game flag google search Fucking a real flag comes up The flag of libya. That's not a video game You don't know that Oh, I guess not So there's not a flag from a video game so much as it is a flag based on a video game, but I Oh I'm googling video games because I can't think of anything god. I love steamed hams This was a mistake. Oh, no, it wasn't I've quickly googled video games and I'm looking at pictures of controllers and pac-man and amario And I'm like realizing that I do not like and I'm like, hmm fascinating Fascinating tell me more kill yourself before me see more My video game flag will ruin the day. I mean you will uh, I'll just shoot you with a gun That's what I call steamed Grand crackers I saw a really great. I saw a really great steamed hams where it was edited like arrested development It was so good I saw this really cool meme of the guys and meme of the guys on youtube, but I think you guys really like it Some memes are better than others I'm just I'm just happy that this became a meme. It I didn't realize I never I never would have thought I like steamed hams before it was cool. That's all I'm saying Well, most people did it was a really good scene Some people don't even like the simpsons Some people are in the grave Those people are raw god. Oh, no, I don't know how to do anything. How much time do we have? We have four minutes left. Oh my god This is the worst I don't know what i'm doing god. I hate I hate being alive I hate The draw cast is going to be the early death of me. There's this unimaginable stress. It puts me under The this is this is the fucking high velocity Slow motion suicide. That's what's happening right now. You know, you're not even wrong, dude You're you're you're testing the limits of my abilities stressing me to Undo levels That that's fine. All that you're gonna die to that that's fine. I'm all but we're over here in fucking much land Yeah, I could not be happier and I cannot be living for longer Well, I'm glad one of us has a future I think for the first time I'm actually just gonna try and make a flag I think I'm just gonna play this one. I had a good idea, but it doesn't look good Uh, oh, I've shit. I've got an idea, but like it's too late Look, it's too late for me to do it This is like laughable like the first flag I made maybe the pirate one as well I like actually like good images and this is this is very funny, but it's Oh, no At least it's very funny. Did you describe it as really fucking funny? I don't know. It's just like a like a mild to light really fucking funny. Okay. Well good. Um, that's what I wanted to be here Um, oh, I'm I'm preemptively embarrassed by what I'm about to create Oh, no Yes Don't you dare. Don't you dare say those words? This is pain and suffering. I'm done Shit, I'm done This is this is uh, it's embarrassing unless I delete it In genius delightfully devilish Oh wait, oh, I changed the sky color everything's perfect Somehow how did that work? You did it. You did it. It looks okay. It looks well. It looks better than it did Beggars can't be choosers, dude. You just take your victories where they come Beggars can't be They just can't they just can't exist ever I have no idea what I'm doing. Don't adjust. Don't adjust save There's nothing you can do. I really like the you've done your job. Yeah I don't think I have a favorite video game. So I used to pick the video game that I like a lot Yeah, I don't I don't I don't this is my favorite, but I thought I could make a flag out of it. So I do this game is pretty important to me Oh shit, um Merge all this 3d Make it 3d. How do you make Things 3d Like a button. Why don't you ask your fucking mom, baby? Uh 10 seconds left Okay, you know what? I'm basically done. Anyway, all right. I'll just later later boys. I just believe this says is I guess Stupid boy All right, we have to we have to guess the game based on the flag we made. Yes. Yes, please do Well, nobody will guess mine because that's fine Ben you you might guess mine Mine's pretty mine's pretty on the nose. I feel like Mine's pretty I have a guess for years already munchie. I don't know. Oh my goodness. All right. All right. Ben post yours Oh, wait, wait. Um, I just I want to add a gradient. You're not allowed to all right. All right. All right. All right I'll Ben say ship it as is The cheeker I wonder if that's what mage has been doing. We think she's busting out in seven minutes But she keeps working on them as we converse and they're like actually 25 minutes. Oh, that's why she's the last one, huh? Yeah All right Oh, I like that. Oh fun. Yeah. Yeah, okay pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah The texture is is choice choice. Um, well, okay I'll I'll show you what it was based on and then I'll tell you what game it's from. Okay So it was based on before before you tell me what it is I'm I'm trying to guess. I don't think I know it Uh I'm thinking of invader zim. I think of axion verge Shrek to the movie the game here. Here's the the it's based on this item Okay, I don't know that it's the rpg. It's the orb of it's the orb of zot from dungeon crawl stone soup It's the item that you're like trying to get by sat and watch you play that for like four hours And I didn't oh, yeah that time that we lost the video. Yeah Yeah Oh, see that's the fucking thing. I would have known this if I had watched if I'd seen the video I'll know you I wouldn't I don't think you would because I did not even get anywhere close to finding the orb of zot Oh, okay, great. Yeah It's it's good. I like this. Thank you. It's quite nice Yeah, I thought it was gonna be shit. Um, but it was okay Well received here Oh, I know Yeah, yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah nuclear. Um, it's it rules. It's pretty sick. The green really pops Yeah, yeah, the green the middle. It's a rad canster But there are millions that like the way I had had the line So it also looks like like the beam in the felt in the throne room, you know, like when the throne shoots you the first time Yeah, yeah, you know what's interesting much is like the the the green in the center and like the darker green It looks like a gradient just because of what's around it, but it's not actually a gradient It like gives it. Yeah, I see what you mean. Yeah, I don't know how you did that some wizardry Because I'm a fucking genius. This is how I did that You know, I guess why did I even ask the answer is obvious Yeah, uh, so so so so the line the like the the the columns on the side on the far side are the other generators Because that's in the throne room and that's what it looks like kind of so there you go. Good job. Um, It's awesome. Thank you. It kind of I mean it doesn't look like the nuclear throne But like the dark pattern in the green beam kind of looks like the back of a throne, I guess Yeah, yeah, kind of a little bit. Sure. Sure. It's an abstraction. Yeah. Yeah Um, thank you. I appreciate the kind of words. I'll be running for president vote for me in your primary election I I I'm a hard I'm a hard saves libertarian turf And uh, well, let me let me say if they if they don't if they don't elect a turf I'm building uh What's the word a boat and I'm gonna fly away Oh, wait, what? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I remember the vote if the if the turf's don't get the vote I'm gonna build a moat around my fucking house. So the government can't affect me Sick, uh, and there we go. The government's the government can't cross a moat. It's one of the rules It's like vampire rules Who who else wait, what? What game was this? nuclear throne Never heard it. It's a it's a game about a nuke. It's really good. There's a bunch of mutant crazy people that you might like mage They're cute, but they're also scary Um melting is the best one Okay, who's next I want to go last because uh, I have a I'll go next. I'll go next mine's pretty on the nose. I think I think I think everyone will know what it is It's years of war You got it. Oh, I thought it was pong because of the pedals. It's not it's not gears war. Actually. I was joking Oh, I was I'm kind of glad because I was like, oh really? That's easy. No Um war fortress. No Wait, wait guilty. Yes. It's a guilty gear The the the greatest fighting game of all time. Can you explain lay symbolism? Um, I I guess it's like The gears in the center are on our guilty of their guilty I was gonna like try and like add like more patterns and stuff was like, I don't have time for this so it's just like uh The the the the two paddles on either side Are representative of the two the titular main characters and their eternal conflict and then the the bars on the top and the bottom Are the increasing pressure as as the conflict of the narrative continues to to push them closer together and uh Bring the world closer to the the destruction of everything And the brown and the brown is symbolic of that. It's shit Yes I imagine that because the gears are guilty the two paddles are there to paddle them as punishment. Yes That's for what they have done. That's exactly what it is What what's remarkable about this is that flag-making is so Easy that we could all make great flags in like less than 10 minutes. Yes. So many country flags are utter bullshit Well, you know, that's the difference between having talent and being a fucking politician Yeah, yeah, I mean national flags are all decided You know, you know, they say that like anything designed by committee a camel is a horse by committee Yeah, yeah, national flags are all designed by committee and they all they've all got like I don't know like they've all got like agendas or something like they've all got like national like male female They've got they've got like I don't even know how to explain What it like I can't even imagine I can't even imagine the kind of like societal pressures That are in place for like top-level politicians deciding how to decide their national flag like I don't even know who's involved in a decision like that. Not not no mere mortals. Yeah, it's weird Obviously no graphic designer is entailed with many of them because fucking look at the country flag. Yeah Anyway, Tom, this is great. I actually I really like the brown the black and the white it feels like Formal and like serious and nice and I like it. Yeah I just want to point out before I move on that all all the the the symbolism I described was total bullshit I made up the top of my head. Oh Yeah Well, um But that was that was literally the one skill that my art degree gave me is the ability to just make shit up off the top Of my head under pressure So it's like it didn't teach you how to make art, but it did teach you how to make shitty art and then Pretend that it means something I learned how to make excuses. That's really Yeah, okay I stand by the symbolism because it's still my art and I injected that meaning into it posthumously, but uh, yeah, it's it's uh Yeah, there you go Sure. Tom looking at this flag is the visual equivalent of eating a bowl of raisin bran. Um It's formal and serious, but but but surprisingly good and it makes you want to take a shit Yeah, well, I mean I feel like that all the time I turn you feel like taking a shit. Whoa. It's kind of my democracy. Yeah a persona for persona for a year Yeah, that's fucking awesome It's dough Made you should just make flags for a living. I feel like you'd make a trillion dollars That that looks like a really thick tie that you could wear Yeah, it looks like a blanket. There's a cat in front of my face. So if I sound muffled, it's because of the cat You do so You made you should make a red bubble make this a blanket. I would buy it I'm not sure if it's legal to profit off of persona stuff Well, there's only one way to find out, but it's not but it's not explicitly persona related. It's just persona inspired Being the legal's never stopped me I I like it. I think I think okay, this wouldn't exactly be a flag, but I think this would look Even better if it was turned sideways and like hung vertically like a tapestry and like the tv's were were stacked vertically like that Yeah They have them in castles that they're not called flags. They're like some things I call it a tapestry, but that's not it. They're they're fags Banner is more correct. I think yeah, I think it is a bad banner is definitely Oh my god No, all right. Well, I've got I've got the I got my I'm ready my uh, you you're bald and I'm You're fucking Hiroshima too Yes Yeah What everypony Uh, yeah, you you you even included enderman. That's my favorite There is I like the flag ball It's like It's a very last seconds. I decided I'm gonna make it be like waving it on a flagpole. That's what happened beautiful I love it. This is like this is like Minecraft on Atari. It's fantastic This is Minecraft in real life. This is what this is what every day is like for me This is what this world looks like to me I love it. Is everything is on a flag My my heads up display is the border and then the flagpole and then just like my actual vision is inside the flag. Yes And this is what looks like Did you like wait, did you like make the design and then like take it and like skew it and stretch it to make a movie? Okay, I I only use like the draw You know make a selection And then fill color and that's how I made everything all rectangles Yeah, yeah Oh, it's beautiful Minecraft out of 10 hippo Decade 10 out of 10 You're now entitled to 1% of notches billions Congratulations for compensation for your loved ones mess with female You're now you're now entitled You have 1% ownership Incredible for all that we have one last we have one last drawing here before we fucking Before we send all these designs into congress to be our to be our state flags All right, who's left? I think it's oh, yeah, it's been it's been it's been you know, that was mine. That was mine I think like yeah, we've done Tom wait. Yeah, we're done. We did all of them. No, we are wait. What was tom's? I was guilty here No, no, no The new suggestion we got to have the final suggestion. Oh, okay. Um Shit, I didn't I didn't think about this. Um, you never thought this day would come. No, I was I was so comfortable All the drug cases think about I know but but I'm I'm so busy thinking about oh god. How do I draw? It's been six months. Um shit, uh, let's do Uh I'm spitting my globe here with impatience You're oh your globe. I think you're spitting your glove. I'm like, that's a weird glove. What is that? I'm clapping my slaps. Oh Jesus. Um, let's let's do let's let's do a flag Um, uh Yes, that is the point. Let's do a flag. Let's do a flag a flag about flags. Uh, no Please no I don't I don't have any ideas. I'm not good at being put on the spot. Um Um, but you just said that you were good at bullshitting earlier I'm good at bullshitting things that are already been done. I can The basic template suggestion. How do you think I got 50,000 subscribers talking about my little pony? It was all bullshit The the the basic answers or decisions that are written down were like combined two flags together Stuff like that like anything combining two flags together Uh, uh, uh, oh, do you want to do literally that what we could combine two flags? You already done into a new flag of that anybody Wait, what? Huh? What about pride flags? Pride flags isn't what we're doing. Sorry, tom. You've been overruled. That's that's fine. I don't need a choice But I like the idea of combining two flags or an idea Well, you can just turn them into a pride flag Think about what I mean the last one you did is already you need to represent with a flag Basically Yeah, like like yeah, we're so in a pride in the world. Do you need do you need to be, you know Praise and appreciate it. What what what what what can you do to help them make a flag of course? And that's what we'll fucking do right? All right. I'm gonna press the timer wait. Um, I spaced out again Ben I'm sorry. What we're doing pride flags think about a minority like a make a flag for them any minority Any Wait, is it any minority? I guess so I just threw it out there as an idea and I guess we're going with it. No, I don't know. Tom. Do you have an idea? No, I don't Tom, please. Please like to combine two flags into one do that. I don't want to do a pride flag Oh, I want to do a pride flag. I want to do pride flags too. Oh god. I've created a schism in the draw Just tells what to do. Yeah, it's all you can solve all of these problems. I didn't know I don't have the power I want to combine two flags. I'm gonna be fun Ah All right, we're gonna get shit for this one. I'm gonna combine two pride flags. Yeah, I'm gonna do exactly the same damage All right, go Let's fucking go now. Can I can I combine two flags that I've already done? Yes, of course. He okay, but It's because like they're made for each other Are you are you six flags? Is that what's happening right now? Are you crazy frog? Can't copy that copy that six flags Ben, you are on a roll today. You are just fucking knocking it out of the park I am going to go to the museum just to see what you've created today I'm gonna go to the fucking Smithsonian I will download your audio file for this drawcast and I will play it back It 200 years in the future just to reminisce of the historical moment that you've just presented here today Yeah, um, I just found the best fucking flag and I'm combining it with some oh my god Oh my god, I am so upset about I'm I'm furious about the context in which I have found these flags. Um I'll kill it Explain to us after I can't tell you now, but I'll explain it to you after you. I'm so sorry I'm a heartbeat No, this is the real thing I ever got it. This is the wrongest Joe, no, excuse me. That's bad. Please. Not funny Uh, not you Ben. I'm thinking about my own work. No punish me I think I combine these two flags into something real special and awesome Because should we um, should we show the flags that we're combining? Um after we're sure after okay, then I'll open door for cat. I'll be my seal no tune charity Oh Oh the perfect. I mean, it doesn't really require a lot of work on my part, but That's what makes it perfect That true But I'm already done basically My mind isn't mine isn't I I hope you guys will understand the symbolism before I have to explain it But but even if you don't I'm very proud of myself All right, that's It's quite a flag Saved see if I can combine more flags Together Yes, that'll do nicely That'll do big What's our time? Three minutes Hurry No Yeah, I'll take my damn time. Yes. Yes. Well, I'm doing some very deep complex photo manipulation here. Yes. Yes Um very very very advanced stuff You know what they say been saying the master manipulator of images. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard that Once in a while here and there once in a blue moon. Oh, I know there's a What what's that yellow flag that has something on it like a black symbol? Are you thinking of the don't tread on me? Okay. Oh, no, it's the the the horse. What's that called? What's that from Ferrari? That's the one Wait cars have flags. Well, I I guess I remember it as a flag Maybe I'm thinking of something else. There's like a yellow flag It's just mostly yellow with a black symbol of some kind on it And I clicked and I found I think you may be thinking of some sort of Russian Maybe I don't think it's a horse though So it's like it's like an eagle Oh, yeah, there's an eagle one. What is that eagle? Spain. Yes. Well, is it I think Spain is not really looking for no or or or if it is I'm gonna I'm gonna close out this this this this uh this this draw cast with the worst flag That any of us have done. Are we is the timer up? No, I'm just I'm just one minute. I'm just preemptively Calling it out a Wikipedia help not Not allowed I'm sorry. This didn't come together at all. You guys are gonna just fucking shake your heads and amusement over this No, I know it's impossible. That's what you said last time and it was a masterpiece No, no, this This is this is a failure on every level. It's just it's meaningless. It doesn't it's just a bunch of fucking hack fraud Um, how much time how much time All right, I'm done with mine All right Who else I'm not mine too. All right here. I hear I'm gonna I'm gonna post mine All right. I want you to tell me what two flags I have I have combined here Hold on. Oh, uh I recognize the colors of the background, but then there's also the black power Is it like uh Think about me think about me. Is that asexual? Oh It's asexual and then one other flag. Yeah, I was gonna say it like it's asexual I know I've seen that fist before I thought it was black power. No, no, no, don't don't focus on the fist. Don't focus on the fist Think think about the arrangement of of the logo and then and then that line Uh upside down frown Yes Oh, it's like a shield. Wait, is it like holding a shield? Is it the mexican flag? Yes, it's the mexican flag. Yeah. I don't know about the mexican Okay, okay. Okay. This is the me flag. It's an asexual mexican pride flag and then the arm for arm retrieval What's the um, what's the uh, the the the curve The curve the curve is the line of the mexican flag. Hold on. Oh The there's like a little banner. Oh, I got you. I got you Little garlands I really I'm gonna I'm gonna drop. I'm gonna drop this this big. All right. Do it up, dude Big uh So, uh, yeah Let me count them let me count them You got the gay pride flag. You got the migtail symbol. You got this the sovi you got the the china, uh, soviet flag You got the european union, right? Yeah, what's the yellow on the bottom and then in the in the background The the the zigzag is the sonic, uh, like I was gonna say it looks like sonic too Oh my god What what's the yellow on the bottom? Uh, I was trying to think of something but I couldn't That's that's sonic that's but yeah, the red blue and yellow is is the sonic with the zigzag So hippo pray tell I beg of you. What what people does this represent? Well, what group of people? Uh, people who are both uh, I like like immigrants from china and are now Like permanent residents of the european union in some european country who are gay migtails who like sonic That's like what you're saying is that what you're saying is all western germany Yes This is perfect I love it. You should you should have made you should have made it a paw. I should have made it a paw Oh, what so yeah, do you think you have the furries? Oh, yeah This is perfect. Look at Nate bombing in being a fuck. Yeah, I know what what a what a terrible Why haven't we banned it from this chat yet? Yeah, yeah, I wish you had banned people from specific, uh, discord channels Yeah, it's funny. It's a pretty big oversight. That's not possible Can I can I can I post my file? Yes, you can Whoa It's the combination of the pyre flag and the mage nation flag It's it's like a flower. It's like a flower. It's like a it's like a wing imagine wearing it This is sick mage is too good for this world. Yeah I feel it reminds me of I feel awkward and uncomfortable at my lack of of flag-making ability mages mages mages like graphic design Is kind of just is kind of like her her graphic design stat is just a little too leveled up She's where she's we're kind of she's kind of punching above her weight. Yeah above her weight class Yeah Mage it reminds me it reminds me of a flower like this This is like the art equivalent of like of like a uh, a classically trained renaissance painter coming into a kindergarten class And just shitting all over their finger paintings. That's that's what's going on in this episode. I'm sorry You're really mage's bans mage's bans Yeah, just another one to the list of the drawcast mage cannot come back No, I love the drawcast Mage you should do a a drawcast tutorial how to do quick good The trick is while you're all talking I finish off the drawing Aside from that There's there's there's obviously like you draw like a swoosh. It's like hey, that's a good swoosh I don't need to do it a hundred times again. I mean, I don't know I will say say give step to step one so I can figure it out step one is probably Use a tablet not a mouse. I feel like you're definitely keeping yourself a little bit here I have a tablet I like it. All right, it's my flag time the worst one the worst flag ever made Here you go Oh What This is the japanese pride It's a combination of the pride flag the japanese flag The american flag and then feminism. I call it the flag of tumblr taking over america replacing it with feminism gay culture and anime And anime Um, I dig it a lot I really like how I really like that the feminism symbol is just like sort of scribbled on That that seems like the feminist approach just kind of tacking it on to anything else I'm I'm glad that you didn't exclude the bars for people of color Because that's heaven forbid. I'd be that sensitive. You're missing the black one though. You know what? You know, I can't I can't get rid of my racism fully. I'm sorry You're not representing all that we're only representing the lighter skin the black girl and that's fucking It's acceptable look at how this flag symbolized that like all these different beautiful people brown red orange They're all being kept apart by white Oh White is coming between them. You solved racism No, I did just now you all heard it. Why can't why can't we get someone like you in office, man? It's because i'm just waiting For that when the time is right the world's not ready Guys if you in the audience are a black have been saying it run for president Oh boy Incredible. Um, well, I can't there's one person left, right? I can't beat that I think we're all done. No bin. Uh, here's mine Oh, yeah There we are. There we go Maryland flag No, no, it is It is a combination of this flag from frislin of the netherlands And this flag from antwerp Ah, I like it. See I found these flags on like I just googled flags or something And I found an article that was like eight stupid looking flags And like the first the first two flags on them were legitimately not stupid and great and these I really like these And I was like, I'll combine them Um, I like I like the little hearts Yeah, the same. Yeah, I don't yeah, I don't know what they're supposed to be I think it's supposed to be tulips because it's in the netherlands, right? You know, maybe it is tulips Yeah, that would be it. Yeah Um, I like to look at them as undetailed Yes, yes Thank you for saying that It has to be said and restated and stated over and over again forever And I feel like if you were to make a flag like for like for you like for saintongens.com It'd be something like this uh, this this netherlands providence flag. He says the hearts. Yeah I I like that. I like that so much. I it makes me really mad that this was listed as a stupid flag um It's adorable. That's what you get when you look at normies and I like I like that it's I like that it's you know, it's simple. It's got like, you know Good contrasting colors and just a strong like I don't know. It's just really nice Like this flag makes me feel nice when I look at it. Yeah. Yeah. How care they I'm I'm offended on behalf of this flag I know Um, have you guys seen this antwerp one is just cool. Have you guys seen the japanese pre-ficture flags? No, hold on. Let me link these fucking bad boys These are these are like the best the best flags. These are all like the japanese What oh Those are like not gay at all. Those are like company logos. I like the second to last one with the purple and the yellow Holy shit, some of these are like some of the symbols are like like part of the kanji of the first kanji of like of like their names These are legitimately fucking dope as shit. Don't they like open the link the colors get duller for some reason Don't they have their mascots and stuff? Like they they have like mask with like people I've I've seen pre-ficture mascots like I know Yeah, like there's like the one really popular one. What was the that bear with the red cheeks that kind of looked like like the The death bear from danganronka God japan don't let us have anything they got to outclass us at every possible turn I really I really like this like Third third column third row the flower I really like second column bottom second column fifth row the like moon claw Yeah, the moon claws the moon claws fucking I this does second second column second row the like the fucking the fucking combine symbol up there I really like the like like the uh the fucking uh first column second row I really like that it looks like the sydney opera house on like the one directly below it Munchy, do you know that if the one below it looks like a video game? It just looks like a bunchy Or do you know if these were all designed by one person because I feel like there's a cohesion here that could not be done I like the one that has the little swirl in it. It's kind of spooky. I don't know why swirls remind me of these things It reminds me of the like manga or whatever like with the swirls with the spirals. Oh, yeah Who's a monkey? We've been going for like two hours. I think yeah, we should yeah Well, we've had a lot to say about a lot to say about flags. Hold on I need to figure out who designed this who designed the japanese flags. Hold on I like how since this is a video podcast like we actually can't have discussions like this and not Yeah, exactly And we don't have to deal with it with the archaic and name fucking like ARG system That is show notes that no one that no one could possibly understand Yeah, they're just too complicated Yeah, yeah Like like like clearly, you know a link would just be too fucking much for our viewers to handle You know that would just be insane Did people not like did people not like the show notes? No, I'm making fun of Nate Oh, okay No, people did actually not like the show notes They fucked up the show notes that would definitely happen Ben you made the document, right? I just linked the document that you gave me That that that I did not give you wait wait. No, I did make the document. Yeah. What was wrong with it? You forgot to not make it editable So everyone memed it up and like added a bunch of crazy shit and So I had to read I had to redo it. Oh, that's fucking hilarious I can't figure out who made it Tom. Okay, that's fine. I just it's just Compared to the normal flags. I see these look like a cohesive expression of a nation and not like Autistic people in MS pain. So yeah Look at this one That was weird. That was very detailed. I don't think I like I don't like that one It looks like leaves and tampons Oh, I can't I'm to me to me. It looks like like a canadian jewish satellite You know a flag are really fucking I love that one indian reserve. That's like, uh, it's like it's like I don't think it is an orca, but like it looks like an orca. Oh seaworld Yeah, yeah Hold on fucking Oh, we've been going for too long. I fucking yeah, just look it up. I really need to go and eat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Let's see how this draw cast this episode of the procrastinator's draw cast. Yeah. Yeah. This has been great flag time I hope you enjoy all of these, uh, you know all these flags do with them what you will fly the asexual mexican arm retrieval Flag over there. You're underneath the country Overneath that one strip in uh in egypt. That's technically an unclaimed land fly your flag over there do that now And uh, I hope you'll join us for the next month if you if you drew along with us Uh, go go tweet your tweet your art at the procrastinators on twitter I'm sure made you'd like to see like hundreds of flags dedicated to her magic. Yes. Yeah And go down in the description and vote on your favorites Yeah, please do please do. Um, all of them will be me and I am happy about that. So thank you Thank you for thank you in advance. Thank you very much for listening. Yes. Thank you for watching and we love you Yeah, we'll see you next time