 You're live. It says to me on this screen. The screen says I'm live Therefore I must be I must be alive To be live. Hello everybody. Who do we got here? Hello Travis Moody. Hello white Vegeta. Hello Matt. Hello MCDJ ACDC Hello, Baderie Bob. Hello Sparkster and Eric and the figure six pack and Joshua and Eric and Rob and Joshua again. Hello, everybody Happy Tuesday. We made it to another Tuesday. I have stuff. I have stuff to oh, um, yes I got a box at it in the PO box and I just realized I did not I did not remove the person's the sender's address on here and I was gonna I did cut the tape to open the box So I could open it here on screen for you But then I didn't I usually try to remove remove the sender's personal information but people don't usually want their personal information sent out across the The the airways and the the internet ways Hello, Joe. Hey, it's Byron. Nice to see you. Yes, you're here. Finally. Hello Chris. Hello Lester Hello, Big A Dave and Wilkinson Studios. I believe I saw Chris from comic tropes in here earlier Hello comic tropes nice to see you. Oh boy, so Hello, Jeffrey. Hello Shane. So yes, how is everybody doing tonight? Hello Dave Sharp Hello, Marianne. How do you do? Thank you for being here. Thank you especially for being here If not for Marianne, I might have a lot of gray hairs Hello, Brenda And Christopher and hey comic tropes. I love the hoodie Coco show show hoodie Coco show show That's where hoodie Coco shows the show. Thank you for the super chat and and thank you for having a great show I'm a big fan of comic tropes So Yes, hello the blue Libra and Isaac so So I have a little bit of information, but It's Tuesday. So let's start out by saying hello Dave II. Let's start out by saying hello Dave II and Brent Okay, it's Tuesday that means there is a new episode of half the battle Timmer has a new episode up His new episode is about the modern GI Joe Transformers crossover With the all-striker that transforms into bumblebee which also has the retro o-ring stalker action figure So he did a review of that make sure you check that out. I don't have that So that's why it's good that that Timmer has it so that he can tell you all about it Because because I don't I don't actually have that. I don't usually do the I don't usually do the The crossovers, you know, I don't usually get that the Transformers crossovers But but Timmer does Hello iconic blood and anybody else who showed up. Hello. Hello's Stone Gate creations. So This Sunday was my youngest daughter's birthday her 16th birthday very special birthday And I think I've mentioned this I see I think I've mentioned this She's decided that she really likes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. She really likes the Ninja Turtles and in particular She likes Donatello Okay, so For her birthday, I got her The Nicktoons Donatello action figure. She's really like that. I also got her a Vintage Like the first version playmates Donatello action figure so she would she would have the classic she would have the original I wanted her to have the original for comparison purposes Hello Hey, it's codename new to vero to nice to see codename new to vero to here always happy to see you Thanks for being here. Yes. She's a Donatello fan She even did a Donatello shaped birthday cake that she made herself This is leading to something Yes comic tropes is also a Donatello fan Donatello, you know, you you think you maybe he's the least popular turtle But no, there's a groundswell. There's a grassroots movement grassroots support for Donatello But anyway that the This is leading somewhere I promise I have somewhere I'm going with this story so I went to our local vintage toy mall looked around for Donatello stuff and other Ninja Turtles. I'd like to get her the rest of that series if I can But they didn't have that that's where I found the vintage one. Oh, thank you for the super chat Joe emotion videos 82 aka Byron Thank you Byron. Thank you very much So I found some things Okay, I found the point is I went in there and I found I found some classified stuff I found I found Tomax and Zemot which I did not have and Um While I was in there a guy a dude a customer that was there recognized me from the show and said hi That was really cool. So hello to that guy who said he said he really liked the show So if you watch and hello that guy That was kind of cool. So yeah, I was just shopping and and and and a dude recognizes me That was that was really cool. So yeah, thank you. Thank you Shane always won't like Raphael my personal favorite was always Michelangelo and I don't know why because His he doesn't fit my personality at all. But for some reason I always gravitated toward toward Michelangelo Byron His kid brother like Donatello. Oh, thank you Dave Donnie is my fave since I discovered the turtle see see Donatello has grassroots support You know Yeah, maybe he's the tech guy. All right, but he can still fight You know, he's got bow staff skills just like Napoleon Dynamite. He can fight He can fight But yeah, Mike Mikey was my Turtle I can't really explain why just for some reason maybe at the time I liked orange or something But yes, Donatello very popular Popular turtle, but yes, I found these I found Tomax and Zemont Now this has been pointed out before by other people, but I wanted to point this out I want to point this out. So this is The GI Joe classified series Tomax and Zemont that the Crimson twins the Crimson guard commanders and they are number 44 and 45 in the series. Also if you put their boxes together They the boxes form a Whole picture with both of the twins and the cobra emblem But it's been pointed out before and this is gonna bother some people who are OCD, right? But in order to put them on the shelf You know with the mad the the matching box ends You you have to put them out of order You have to you have to put 45 before 44 in order to match them up graphically That's odd That's a little side. I'm Not not really clear on on that Design choice, but yes. Yes. This this may bother you if you put them on in numerical order on the shelf then Then the boxes don't match up So Chew on that. Hello JLS comics. Nice to see you Thank you very much for being here JLS comics also has a really great show and Hello Joe fan 84 nice to see you as well The only uncool turtle is Venus de Bilel. All right. Yeah, we're The Yeah, there was that series. Yes, I'm familiar with that. That's a little after my era You know, I wasn't really into the turtles, but I I've heard tell of the Of the Venus de Milo turtle But yeah, oh, hello Ryan Sweeney nice to see you. Thank you very much for being here And somebody snuck in here. Hello Terrence. I think somebody snuck in here that I didn't say hi to but but hello Hello rat face. Thank you very much for being here Yes, so anyway, so I got these also I got A box from the po box, which I'm going to open now. I'm gonna go ahead and open this because The person who sent it mentioned last week that he was sending it Hello, Ken now says flea market this weekend at the expo square. Okay, cool. Um, I might be able to make it. I'm actually going on a an antique store run in Guthrie this weekend but I may be back in time I may be back in time to check out the the flea market at the expo square So the expo square for those few don't know what there's no reason why you should know But it's a it's a big exposition building out at the fairgrounds in my town And and they have events including flea markets and I've found some cool stuff At at that before so yeah, I'll check that out. So I'm gonna over this So, uh, thank you to the person who sent this. I'm going to open The box that I cut open from From the po box. I am opening said box. I see that there is in fact A piece of cardboard on there wise very smart doing a little extra packing material. There is some some Some bubble wrap and this is Classified size and I just opened it upside down. Well, there is there's a note. There's a note um, oh it says and it says Belated merry christmas and happy new year. Okay to read card allowed during the live stream. I I have permission To read this allowed During the live stream. So I'm I'm opening the card Thank you. Thank you for the card and I have permission to read the card during the live stream this says On the front it says bringing you a christmas wish And we will see What it says on the inside Wow, that is filthy This is just a string of profanity from top to bottom. That is that is disgusting How do you live with yourself? I'm just kidding. It's fine. It's I'll I'll read it. I'll read it aloud um, it says This was supposed to go out in time for christmas, but things came up. I understand I truly truly understand I hope you didn't already have it. Thanks for your vids and the live streams as well I really did enjoy the fourth of july live stream. Thank you. Thank you me too And yes, we are all very mature. It's super mature. Yeah, you know, this is why I like all you guys We're we're mature mature and and high brow Mature and very very high brow audience Um, I'm a caregiver for my dad and he was going through chemo over the summer So the fourth of july live stream provided some much needed levity. Um, that's uh I know someone who who went through that not long ago. So, uh, my uh, my sympathy Uh for your dad. I hope that he is Uh doing better now hope I hope both of you are doing better now Um, I tune in live on tuesdays when I can um, you all see me as the blue libra Okay, the blue libra. I said hello to the blue. Hello blue libra in the chats wishing you the very best 2023 David, uh, thank you very much for this. This was uh, awesome and I can show you what it is And it fits with the theme it is tiger force Outback this is classified tiger force Steward outback selkirk Check this out Check this out. Okay. So um, and it just so happens that, um Over there, um, I I did happen to pick this up at target because I went in the target for um The first time in ages. Um, so I did pick up a tiger force, uh Uh outback, but this is fantastic. What this means is I will review said tiger force outback and I will keep, uh, the other one Sealed, uh, but this this one is a gift and I don't want to keep this sealed I want to open this in fact. I'm gonna open this right now. I'm gonna open this special from The blue libra right now because apparently we're doing a classified theme show I decided since I found classified We were going to do a classified theme show and then the blue libra Psychically through psychic processes and using the force Sent a classified figure. So I've been really curious about this. Um, let me as as I open this Um, yes, uh, Marianne, um Uh, uh states chemo is rough. I hope he beat the the beast me too me too. Yes, uh, that's Very a challenging thing to go through it. It truly is I'm going to open this. I'm I'm actually going to take this out. Um Uh, the blue libra says dad is in remission and doing better. That's great. Uh, that's fantastic I'm really happy to hear that and please express that uh from me to him that uh, We're very glad that he's doing better And thank you. I I I hope that I really hope that both of you are doing better That's got to be very tough for the family as well. So that I'm very happy to hear that Um, I'm going to I'm opening your your uh, your Outback here as I open this. Um, and I'll try not to crinkle Crinkle the plastic near the uh Near the microphone So I'll uh open that and it has the tire for a slogan the background as I pull this out Let's talk a little bit about outback Um, well, let's talk a little bit about outback. Hang on I'm sorry. I got a text from from uh, my daughter who says tell your fans Uh, that she likes the rise of teenage mutant ninja turtle figures So they'll get some for you now. Look, I can't I can't exploit My fans like that. I can't exploit them like that Um, so I don't I'll I will get The child her her ninja turtle toys Uh, but let's let's talk about um, uh outback. So we we in the united states know outback as the survivalist uh Character from 1987 Um, he had a white t-shirt that had the word survival on it and he had red hair very much resembling Chuck Norris very very similar, you know, probably trying to uh evoke the look of Chuck Norris Uh, then in um, 1988 um Hasbro released the tiger force series of figures Which were basically repainted figures from earlier years But outback Was not included outback was not included in tiger force in the united states However In europe and in other parts of the world There was a tiger force outback and that tiger force outback Instead of wearing a white t-shirt and having red hair. He had a an orange t-shirt with A tiger graphic on it the tony the tiger shirt and instead of having Red hair. He had white hair So he he looks like old chuck norris Uh, hey brandon night. Nice to see you. Thanks for being here. Uh, always nice to see brandon night here I'm i'm open in a classified figure here um, hello, johnny g Does it uh come with a detachable mx-99 flashlight? That's a good question. I'm gonna i'm about to find out I'm I'm taking taking the the bits and pieces out as we speak um, we've got an entrenching tool here we've got um a a knife and uh a submachine gun with a magazine removal magazine we have a pistol kind of a Okay. Now the the pistol is interesting. It's sort of futuristic looking but it looks like it has like maybe an under the barrel laser sight there and it has some wrapping around the Grip that's a nice touch. I do like that. That's that's cool. And then last but not least we have Yes, we have this flashlight The rather notorious accessory on the vintage figure The often lost flashlight So, yeah, let's put this guy together. Uh, and uh, and let's talk about him. So, uh, even though We in the united states did not get a tiger force out back and I apologize what this when i'm talking I I I totally lose track of the uh, the live chat. I apologize for that. Hello, uh, alex nice to see you Uh, somebody that got in giojo in late 86. I'm glad that subgroups like kiter force happened I wouldn't have duke or dragonfly otherwise. Absolutely. Uh, alex and I will point it out that even though I Got into giojo earlier than that um by the time tiger force duke and it came out My original duke action figure was long gone It was either lost or broken So I would not have had a duke after that point if I hadn't got the tiger force new duke now I did always find it odd that uh, tiger force duke had Um brown hair instead of blonde. He changed hair colors um ah I dropped the backpack hold on. I'm I'm fashion it. Oh it did went under the table. Hold on Okay, got it. I got it. I got it. Okay. All right. We didn't lose anything. We're good. We're good. Um So, yeah the um Is it supposed to go through that? Let me see. Let me try. Um, anyway, uh, so yes the the tiger force figures were useful for replacing stuff that you lost, you know, or broke, you know So it absolutely was useful for that. Uh, and I used it for that purpose as well. I think I got um tiger force duke and uh roadblock because I liked those figures um when they first came out, but um But we played with them often outside so Uh, so yeah, of course we tended to lose them Um Or lose pieces off of them. Okay, so we got the entrenching tool there Now the entrenching tool probably should go the other way around but I'm putting on this way just because There's more detail on that side and it just looks nicer um But uh, yes we Hasbro had had a habit of changing the hair color of figures on their reissued versions Same thing happened to hawk. Remember hawk was had blonde hair Very blonde like canary yellow hair um until version two When he suddenly had brown hair And completely different facial features, of course Of course version one used the same head as uh As short fusing even the hair color. Oh, thank you, Dave in spain and spain outback was called Uh jungla and uh, which means jungle. Okay. See that makes sense. That makes sense because you know, he's Um, he's kind of a jungle trooper. He's supposed supposedly a survivalist But you know, he survives in the wilderness Uh lives off the land so to speak um Okay, so the backpack i'm gonna have to be careful with uh backpack must be careful with so hold on a second Um Okay, so I got the knife in there. I got that and that and that Okay, okay. Okay. So um, there's another peg on the backpack and I think I think the submachine gun will go on it. Hang on. Um I will say this and it's not it's not this figure in particular, but sometimes these classified backpacks do not fit on great, um But all right. Here we go. Here is tigger farce Outback all geared up um So, uh, so if you if you're outside of the united states, this May be your primary Outback figure this this may be how you remember out back far more than The one that we got in the us so So there we go. So, um, I'll I'll get this guy in front of a an ashi camera Uh in the near future, but uh, yeah, so we've got some features from the original we have Uh the survival knife. We have the flashlight We've got a pistol on this side We've got so the original figure had Like the belt and straps for the backpack as a separate piece. This does as well Um, it has a submachine gun. So it's definitely an homage to the original. It's not Identical, but it's similar. It's got the strap The rather notorious strap that the original figure had Uh the one that would break off Because it was positioned in a way where you you couldn't put the weapon in the figure's hand Without bending the strap Um, so hey, this is this is interesting. So, um, I'm actually going to take the backpack off because I can tell it's going to fall off Again, so I'll just set that aside But aside from that, um, I do have I do have, um A tiger force outback. Oh, thank you. Dave. First time I saw a tiger force outback was in the 30th anniversary cards. That's cool That's cool. Um, yeah, the um, so if you're outside of the united states, this This is probably what outback looks like to you. Now if you, um I should ask timmer if he owned tiger force outback. I will ask him. I think he did I think so I'm not a hundred percent sure about that, but I'm I I'm pretty sure Uh timmer has about everything at least as far as the action figures go timmer has Uh more or less a complete collection of the vintage line Whereas I still have some holes in my collection. So, you know timmer is definitely one up on me there Um, so yeah now if you are wanting an outback in The standard version one colors, no doubt. We will get that they have been releasing the tiger force versions Of some characters before you know the standard Deco but Uh, uh, yeah, so this is That's probably what we've got here. This is The tiger force version will get the regular version at some point in the future But um, yeah, so he's uh He's uh, he's He definitely looks like grumpy old man He's grumpy old mountain man Uh, so yeah, this is awesome. This is really interesting. He has he has uh The camouflage on the these classified figures can be a bit subtle But he does have a camouflage pattern on his trousers. So yeah Um Oh, no no notifications. Damn you youtube for not showing notifications, but I'm glad you're here. Thanks. Thanks, Raymond I'm glad you made it at anyway at least um, so Um, so I'm surrounded by classified figures here. I wanted to um I wanted to talk about it a little bit because I've been contemplating right I do that from time to time. Yes, it is painful But I've been contemplating, you know, I'm a vintage guy. I still am Um, I've I've picked up some classified figures. I've decided not to be a completist as far as classified goes Um, uh, hello rob iris airy. Nice to see an iris airy here Uh gray fox. You can pre-order regular outback. He was put up for order in october. Yes. Yes, um So, uh, yeah, and a lot of you are probably Wanting to see the standard outback, you know Steve from joeberg piqued my interest uh in vintage tiger force outpick, which is an expensive figure now. Absolutely Classified as a cool version. Um, the original outback is in classified is on pre-order on bbts. Absolutely. So Yeah, you could if you want the original deco You can you can get that or it's it's coming at least in the in the future in the not too distant future Uh, it's coming but um But in the meantime This is this is a nice homage to a figure that is kind of rare in the united states To a lot of the audience for this Not everybody would Would get the reference, you know to would get it that this is um This is an homage to uh A rare vintage figure a rare international vintage figure Uh, but I I do like that the the gi joe brand team will do these little nods sometimes these little nods and winks at At the fans You know with stuff that you know That not everybody will Will get that it's really kind of for a specific audience. Oh, thank you joe fan 84 Uh, it sure is hard to watch you and run slash close this store at the same time. Um, okay You try your best good job trying your best. Um You know, I'll just come down that you know what I should do with the show from the store I should do the show from the store that way you you don't have to do both at the same time I'll be there next week Just watch for me. I don't know where your store is but somehow I'll I'll find it. I'll do the show from there I shouldn't promise that I have no idea where you are um, but uh, yeah, I I do like that There are these little nods to the the fans to the fans who have been around a little while And know something about the history of the toy line. I do like that um And overall I do like the classified series. I still prefer vintage and speaking of which, um, you know, I've I got some vintage stuff out of the storage boxes. So I could start um I could start Reviewing again. Oh, uh, joe fan is in bfe, alabama. I've been there um, but I I I've been Playing around with some vintage stuff so that I can do some reviews of the vintage stuff Um, and it just reminded me how much I really enjoy Uh the vintage toys. I I still like these and I I I'm enjoying this series But the series is it has a different purpose. It's not really sorry the cat's over here Uh, hey bud, you want to you want to he's desperate to be on the show. Come here. Let me be on the show um It's you know, it serves a different purpose, you know, the the vintage figures they were made for kids at the time Uh, and they were made to be played with and you know, we collect them now You know, and we're all of the Accessories and the the condition the packaging the file cards. That's all important to us now Um, but they were that's not what they were made for they weren't made for that purpose Um, these however are are made to be collected They they are very well articulated. They've got tons of detail. They've got tons of accessories. They're hyper detailed Um, they're also, you know, kind of a higher price point than what you would expect for something that's intended to be played with But that's what they're that's what they're designed for. They're designed to be collected, which is fine Um, that's fine Um, sorry. See I'm feeding the youtube algorithms right now. See if I if I have a cat in the show If I have a cat in the show youtube automatically likes me more Yeah, this this is how you become youtube famous. You get a cat Have any of you ever wondered why you are not youtube famous? Do you have a cat? Has said cat appeared on your show uh All right, he's And so that's enough the the algorithm is happy now the algorithm or algorithm is happy. Hang on I'm gonna put let me see if I can put stand How it back up on tomax and zamot so he can This this will work. This will totally work There we go So, yeah, um toy versus adult collectable. Yeah, exactly. Sean and that's fine. It's it's fine for what it is It's fine for what it is You just kind of have to go into it with the understanding that that's what it is, you know So You know, if you get vehicles, they won't be very many and they'll tend to be expensive The figures themselves will be kind of pricey Um, they I mean they're they're making enough for all of us to Get them if we want them But you know, they're not going to make them in the same numbers That they made the vintage figures when you know in the heyday When they were selling millions of them at a time So, uh, obituary bob says if I add a cat videos to my channel, uh, I will get over 16 subscribers Absolutely if you add a cat to your channel, you may get 17 subscribers That's when everything goes wild This is this is my problem. This is the problem. I had before is that I I didn't have a cat, you know That that's what I was missing I was missing a cat um Wait a tiger force figure, uh, and we haven't heard your flawless tiger king impression here Um, I'll have to practice the the tiger king impression Um, well it was Well, I mean this this one was was free these you know, I did I had to pay These were not too expensive not scalper prices These were just barely more than what I would have paid for at retail But I did buy them both at the same time. So I may never financially recover from this Um, so that that's my tiger my my tiger king impression um But yeah, um, and I know some folks are are Classified completists. I I can't do that. I just First of all, I don't want all of them. There's some that are just not interested in And um And some like are just difficult to get my hands on like the the cat is clawing at the At the at the at the blinds Well, yeah, it's fine. I don't think you can hurt that. It's fine Anyway, yeah cats anyway um Well, oh, yeah, so some of them I uh are difficult to find um when the first wave of uh target exclusive figures came out like that cobra island set I went to a whole bunch of targets and I got all of them and it was really Annoying, you know what? I mean it was just like a bunch of running To from one target to another really early in the morning to try to beat everybody else to get the one or two Figures that might be on the pegs. That's just not my kind of Collecting that's not my kind of toy chasing. Um, so I mean Uh, occasionally, I will still find something in the wild but like a lot of people It's just been easier to order the figures online. You know So so I mean I've done that but I mean that's not really my style of toy chasing either, you know I just realized Is this is this an action? Is this an action figure of me? Is this Is this my likeness? I hold on. I just I've just had a revelation. I I think I I think I have my own selfie fig Selfie series figure. It's my own selfie series figure that actually looks like me I mean, I rarely ever wear a blue bandana, but my beard has been that long before It's like looking into a mirror um I mean, I look I'm no law scientist But I mean they I think they they're profiting off of my likeness here I'm a I'm I'm a little shaken Now now he of course you're gonna say no, he's not wearing glasses But look, I don't usually wear glasses either. These are reading glasses So that I can read what you guys are saying here All right, um, but I like if he were reading Look look look how old he is if you're you know, he would be wearing glasses if you were reading Uh, you also know he he probably doesn't read very much You know, it's not not probably not a big reader But uh Uh, but yeah, but yeah, you know, he needs he needs some uh some help, you know reading small print It's it's me it It's uh, all right. Well, all right. Look Whatever else I had planned for the show is canceled. Okay What whatever else I had planned for the show Canceled because I it's just occurred to me that uh hasbro has made an action figure of me And it doesn't hold on let me see i'm a that's the wrong box um it's uh Stuart selkirk is the character's name Um, that it says attention something in french Uh, oh comic tropes in a super chat a blue bandana and a tiger force shirt And you could cosplay at this year's joe fest. I absolutely could And I may I may do it or or is outback cosplaying as me Probably Probably, uh, but what i'm seeing on here, uh, despite the fine fine print, um um Despite the fine print. I I don't see my name anywhere on here. Look, um, I I don't I don't read french But does any of that say, you know, uh This is uh An action figure of hooded cobra commander 7a anybody y'all read french tell me if this any of this says HCC 788 or anything of the like I don't know But anyway, um, uh, so What shall we do about this? I don't I don't know What what do you think? Hmm Look, look, he's like all His his face is all old and grizzled too. Just like mine Look, if he didn't if he wasn't wearing this blue bandana, he'd have all these lines across his forehead You know, he would you know, he would Um, uh comic trope says you're so jacked you may have to slim down a little. Yeah, possibly possibly. Yeah You know, he's he's also a bottle body double check that out. He's got the exact same physique that I have Look that look at that. He's it's it's like me. It's it is me. It's let's let's face it. It's me Um, so yes, I'll just I'll I'll just roll with it. I'll just roll with it. Um, and we'll uh We'll see we'll see how if we Need to have some communications with uh with hasbro about this Action figure that's more or less identical to me Um You're out back and you have been brainwashed all these years. Yes, greek viper. That's see you're onto it. I my my eyes have been opened My eyes have been opened um, so Um What what was I saying? Um, I don't I have no idea. I'm totally like I'm Um, I'd say I was thinking like I was thinking of of uh opening tomax and sameot here But they're gonna have to wait, you know, I don't I'm I'm not we're not doing that. We're We're on to we're on to uh We're on to outback here. What was I saying about outback? See the thing here's the thing um I don't I I don't have red hair and I never have so I've never been a ginger Um, I've been with a marianne, but I've never been a ginger um the The other standard deco outback Has red hair if they had released that one first Then then that would not have looked like me right because it Uh, it wouldn't look oh hello action fuzz nice to see you. Thank you for being here Um, yes, I'll save the twins for later. We look we're on to important issues right now We let's see this is like life changing earth shattering issues. Okay um, so The the red hair version would not have looked like me, but instead they they issued the white hair version first Um, now I will I will admit this. I will admit this. Um The vintage outback Uh was from europe and I am in fact not european. I've I'm not from europe um Tom says you have a soul do I? Do I are you sure have you seen it? Yeah, do you want it? How much will you pay for it? I'm it's it's up for sale and the um Yeah, so uh, uh, yeah, so I'm like if they had released the red hair version First then we'd say oh, this is just uh This is this is just a recolored version of that guy, but no they released this one first Which means this one got in my hands first and this means this one is the one that I realized that they've made an action figure of me His hair is a little longer right now. It's but my hair gets that long You know if my hair was that long if I didn't get a haircut for I don't know a month or so That's that's exactly what I'd look like. Okay, so, um Here here's what I'll do for uh for joe fest. I'm gonna go to joe fest Cosplaying as outback cosplaying as me So it's it's gonna go it's gonna do the whole loop um Sparks says I do a you still have the box your soul came in Yeah, you know if you keep those in the packaging they retain their value more So yeah, just keep just if you uh, just don't take them out, you know that they the More valuable on the resale market Michael uh says I'm from Europe though. Yeah, so see we got we got a euro Yes, see Mary it's Mary Ann the the my my my actual girlfriend is in the chat and I I made I made the joke. So yes, um So, uh, my Michael Mitchell is from Europe. Um, do you have a soul though? That's the new question that's on everybody's mind. Do you have a soul and and how much How much will you take for it? um Maybe Uh, maybe so, uh, Michael. That's possible. I'm I'm getting it back in in in installments um Uh, yeah, uh action figure says I want to uh wanting them to make a figure of me since I was seven Consider yourself lucky. You know what but see here's the thing Here's the thing that they have the the selfie series The selfie series in which you can get an action figure that looks Vaguely like you so There's that um There's there's that Um, so anyway, yes, there's um Yeah, he's just he's just here looking at me up here There he won't stop staring at me. Um, uh, so yeah Okay, Marianne has to go. Thank you for being here Marianne. Thank you everyone for being here. Oh my goodness I have I still have 15 minutes left to go and and I'm the the show is totally a shambles that This the show has totally gone off the rails. Uh, good night Marianne. Thank you very much for being here I'll I'll see you soon in the near future um Steel brigade was the closest we got steel brigade was you know an action figure of you Joining the gi joe team and it's just that you Um happened to wear a helmet and a uniform that covered every square inch of your body So, you know, but hey, you never know. Maybe your head actually looks like a helmet If your head actually looks like a helmet then steel brigade Does look just like you um Uh, yeah, uh Cumbertope says a good money's not back looks more like you than a selfie series and by outback. I mean The the Subaru SUV. Yes, uh Well, uh, I wasn't wanted to tell everybody I was trying to keep this You know to myself, but I do actually turn into a Subaru Subaru outback suv Uh, what you know when exposed have you ever seen that show? Uh, I think it was called turbo teen or something like that was it it was about a teenage boy that turned into a car Uh, well, I'm I'm sad to say that I have the same affliction It's genetic My mother was a car Um, uh, Dave says don't forget create a cobra create a cobra. You could be a cobra guy You could be you could join cobra The bad guys you could be a terrorist in the official gi joe toy line and Once again, your entire head is covered with a helmet your entire body is covered with a a uniform um Oh, and uh Joe motion video says, uh, he needs steak now. Hey, does this mean I own the outback steak house Does that mean that I don't know? Uh, I'm not I don't know laws and such. Yeah turbo teen. Thank you the killer weezer. Yes. See turbo teen I have the same thing, you know the the uh, the same affliction. Uh, see my mother was a car uh, and uh And then yeah, uh Every time I take a shower. Look this makes it very difficult by the way I need a very large shower, but every time I take a shower I transform, uh into a Subaru outback. It's Um, it's not something I would wish on anyone Um, he says this is not the selfie figure of us yours yourself. These are not the droids you're looking for Uh, yes, I I'm sorry. I really I probably shouldn't make fun of the selfie series because I didn't actually get one I I did it. I thought about it. I just never got around to I was going to I just never got around to it and you know, I don't like to criticize things when I don't actually have it in my hands because many times many times I have Thought that I would dislike something Until I actually got it And I and I ended up liking it. That's happened lots of times. In fact, that happened with the classified figures I did not think I would like them. I didn't have any interest In six inch action figures until I actually got them And I was I was rather impressed. I liked them very much Um, uh, michael says timmer released a video today talking about the bumblebee all-striker figure with stalker drive hurry Yes, I did. Yes, he did and I did announce that at the top of the show Um, it is tuesday. That means there is a new episode of half the battle with timmer Uh, so do check that out. Uh, he did the gi joe transformers crossover crossover I don't usually do the crossovers uh, but the uh, the mash-up of The all-striker and bumblebee and he raised some of the same questions that many of us have about that But you know, I think we were pretty confident that the reason they chose bumblebee as the Transformation is because of the popularity of bumblebee um, but uh But yes, yes, um, that's uh, I I've totally lost my train of thought. I'm I'm I'm completely This this I'm staring at myself right here. I'm staring at myself right here. This is crazy um But anyway Yeah, we're I've somehow I've got to keep talking for another few minutes because it's not time to end the show yet and I'm I'm I'm I'm flustered I'm a little flabbergasted And thank you to the blue Libra by the way for for um For sponsoring this moment this moment brought to you by the blue or Libra. Thank you very much. Uh much appreciated Um, who got in here? Uh az cafe moto. Hello. How do you do? I'm, uh, sorry? I didn't say hello to you and came in. Did anybody else sneak in that I didn't say hi to? Did I say hi to Sean Beckett? I hope I did um Your mother was a car. My papi was a pistol son of a gun So like none of us are probably old enough to to remember the show my mother the car With jerry van dyke That that's something that exists um And probably not something really worth going back and looking up and watching but it is something that exists my mother the car um Uh, so yeah, so I assume that's how the the turbo team Thing came about this genetics, you know His mother was a car So, you know, it's so so he's Part time he's not a hundred percent whole a car because his his father obviously Was not a car. So he's half car Right, he's half car Which is why he's he's not a car all the time Uh, so yeah, he's um How all right Yeah, I really probably shouldn't be thinking about how uh a person and a car Um get together Um and do the special hug that makes a baby car Um, but I've got a couple ideas of how that works Um, I'll try to draw a picture again for you guys later how how I think how I think um The the mother of the car and the father of the person conceived turbo team Um, I let's I'm I've got some ideas. I'll I'll draw a picture I'll I'll draw a map for you guys later But anyway, but then it's something to think about This is what I do for you on this show. I give you things to think about if they give you things to think about I mean, how how does my mother the car? Happen, you know, that's how does that happen? Um So, um, I I blame I blame outback for this tangent um, I blame outback for this tangent and Consequently, I blamed the blue Libra for this tangent um Uh sponsored by and blame goes to the blue Libra for for for allowing this moment this classic moment This will be a classic moment won't it? Um Are all cars female? I I I think so Whoa Stand up, sir Yeah, I'm gonna get demonetized. That's just gonna happen. It's that It's bound to happen Um transformers sea spray slash g ijo whale that see that would I would be tempted I would be tempted Because I am such a big fan of the killer whale that I Uh, I don't usually do the crossovers, but Yeah, I would be tempted. I would be yes. Yes um But uh I thought turbo team was bitten by a radioactive car. Yeah, that that had to be something like that That's it Perfect good good good. Um Uh, yeah, uh, I there was one thing that I did want to talk about before we wrap up I am still trying to work on the uh Getting back to reviews. I know I've said that for several weeks now, but I really mean it. Um, I I mentioned last week that I was encumbered by the fact that I didn't realize that the vehicle I was going to do was missing a part and the figure I was going to do was missing the file card. However However, I have since then acquired the file card And I'm getting the part for the vehicle. So I'm going to review both of those guys Um axle fully uh Where car Yes, he's turns into a car at the full moon. It's that's why he's got the moon roof um The same could be said of kid see lots of famous cars that have actual personalities Lots of talking cars out there, you know Uh, let's not forget herbie the love bug. Let's not forget herbie No forgetting herbie now Um, so yeah, lots of cars lots of self aware, you know, sentient Cars out there in in the lore Uh, thank you jack. I will keep it up. Some people probably wish that I wouldn't but I will keep it up Because jack said so people will be like, hey, don't keep that up and I'll be like no no no Jack said to keep it up and I'm going to I'm going on Anyway, so yes, I did want to say that I did want to say that um I have two scripts partially written Um, and uh, I and I've acquired the file card that I was missing and I'm acquiring the part that I was missing So we will get both of those rolling and we'll get some uh real reviews coming soon Thank you all for your patience. It's just been a really hectic time Over the last, I don't know five months or so. It's been really hectic I don't want to go into the details, but it's been really hectic um, so It's uh, but it's it's starting to iron out. It's starting to level out. I really mean that it really is so We're uh, oh christine see Another one, you know, some some cars are are dangerous. Some some you have to watch out for um, but uh, but yes, um, but I've been really Really wanting to get back to reviews. That's been like one of my goals Over the last few months is I really really want to get back to reviews. I have ideas. I know what I want to do I want to get them going plus plus Um, I have I've been away from reviews for a little while and I have to get back into the routine There are lots of little things lots of little things about doing a review a video review that um, you know they kind of Come naturally after you've done them for a while. They become a habit but if you haven't done them for a while you gotta Kind of work your way through that all these little things about editing You know about shooting about lighting about audio about all these things That becomes second nature when you do it every week When you don't do it every week, you know, you gotta uh, you you gotta Remember how to do everything. So I want to get back into that. I want to get back into Doing regular reviews Thank you Raymond very much appreciated. I and I appreciate you and I I appreciate all you I appreciate the blue Libra I appreciate out back here Um, and and thank you all for being here. We are we are uh, we have we we are down to four minutes Four minutes and I will I will close the show on time tonight because um, well, you know Several reasons first of all my voice will give out if I keep going second of all I haven't eaten yet. So I'm going to eat. I'm going to consume mass quantities um Uh, comma trope says we need a rocky montage. Are you getting ready to review again? Yes, that's it I'll I'll do some one-handed push-up. Look with a physique like this, you know, I can do some one-arm push-ups, right? I I I can do that just just like rocky Uh And and you know this look at this you you can tell this guy has Has consumed a few raw eggs, you know, this guy has A regular raw egg diet Yeah, you know it, you know it Uh, so yeah, we'll we'll we'll work on the the montage. Um Not a bad idea not not a bad idea. Yes. I will eat like the cone heads I will consume mass quantities um So, uh, but yes, that's I I do need to wrap it up. I got three minutes What shall I do for three minutes? Um, what could one do in three minutes? Um, one could um Seeing a Ramon song those usually went about three minutes Um, one could boil an egg A three-minute egg it had probably soft boiled um eggs and fiberglass Um So, yeah, there are some things that we can do in three minutes now two minutes now two minutes, um We we can you know, I'm I decided to wear the the bazooka jersey Uh in honor of the terrible season the new england patriots had this year Did not make the playoffs pretty abysmal A good defense very good defense offense not so much terrible season um, not the worst we had a pretty bad season Back when we had cam newton as the quarterback that was a a failed experiment, but um, but still Regressed we've regressed From last year, uh, but that's okay. That's okay. I have Supported the team through thick and I will support the team through thin. I have I got the tattoo I'm not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna remove this. Okay. I'm not getting laser tattoo removal Just because we didn't win. Oh, thank you for um, thank you none of productions tmnt fund that that's awesome Thank you very much for the tmnt fund. That's um It actually will go to tmnt. She wants more ninja turtles I don't know where or when she got connected with ninja turtles I don't do a whole lot of ninja turtles here, but she likes ninja turtles. That's okay. That's good. That's good The giants are still playing the giants. Hey, I I made a bet and I won lunch on that giants game I had no interest whatsoever in the giants, but I Picked them anyway, and I got lunch. I got a free lunch out of it. Yes. The giants are still going still going um The the vikings. Sorry to say they're They're gone. Um Uh, yeah, don't you find it? I just I thought it was kind of funny that Brett farve somebody who who had uh An addiction to Vicodin Ended up playing on a team called the vikes That's that's kind of funny. That's oh, but it's eight o'clock. It's time It's time for me to wrap up. I'm gonna have dinner I'm going to collapse all in my bed And sleep for about eight years, but I'll be about I'll be back next week. Thank you codename new two vera two Thank you everyone. Thank you conic tropes. Thank you. Bittery bob. Thank you stone growth Thank you everyone and thank you also for uh For the selfie figure here. I will see you all next week I will see you soon with an actual review video and until then Remember only gi joe is gi joe unless gi joe is me All right. Good night everybody. I'll see you later