 I found myself in a position where I was on a blind date with a playboy model that was going really, really badly. And we were in my car and I noticed in her neighborhood there was a child having a blues clues birthday party. And I happened to have in my car, surreptitiously, I happened to have the outfit from blues clues and a bunch of merchandise and the whole thing in the car. And in order to save the date, I got dressed as the character from blues clues and authentically crashed this kid's fifth birthday party. And blew his mind and really broke all the kids out and the mom lost her mind and the dad was really suspicious but it really kind of saved that date. It's just about this weird kind of chain of events that at the time I thought was really good judgment and it kind of looked like it was going to lead that way. And then in the end, not so much. Go figure. Mailing dead animals, not a good idea. No, he didn't. What did you call the cops on this face? He probably should have. One night, we'll open up in the middle of the night and there's someone in my apartment with me. There's a woman who lives upstairs. There's a nurse and she has a knife and she is telling me to get out of the building. That's sort of what the story's about. She's sending me mixed messages. She's like, this is me in the middle of the night. But she's in the middle of the night. So I started with Stand Up and Improv, a musical theater and I didn't know anything about storytelling. And I enjoyed those things but with Stand Up, I just couldn't get my grounding the way I wanted to. So a friend of mine had a storytelling show and it was basically just these little five minute stories that people were telling but they were funny. So it was kind of like long form Stand Up or long narrative Stand Up. Kind of like if you're thinking about what Bill Cosby does, he's telling stories with jokes in there, that's what it was. And I was like, well, I have stories. I think I could do this. And I started doing that and I really, really loved it. Storytelling is nothing I ever considered doing. I happened to kind of know Catherine Burns from the mob. I happened to know her friends peripherally and we live in the same neighborhood and we met at a coffee shop. And she said, I bet you have some crazy stories. And I said, I don't think so. And we started talking and it turns out I have a lot of crazy stories. To me, it kind of works best when the information that's happening is happening for the first time in the room with the people. That's why any dinner party story is riveting. If it feels rehearsed, if it feels like, oh, this is the joke I'm about to tell you. That can be entertaining, but it doesn't feel as authentic. I've always like written, but I wanted to be like every hitman in the 60s. I wanted to be a rock star. The tar player was in bands and that was my dream. And then I got too old and then eventually this kind of storytelling thing came along. And it was kind of like low impact rock star. You know, I could get on stage, I could perform, I could do myself in front of people. Just by telling stories about myself, which is what the writing songs was sort of about. I spend Valentine's Day a lot eating cashews and watching them with clusters. It just seems to be the way it works out. And I've been married forever, so now it's just kind of like happy Valentine's and you can like stay at home and watch Netflix and have a bottle of wine. Kyle? No? I don't know my glasses on. Okay, you're not my husband.