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arrogant worms - proud to be a banker

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Uploaded on Jan 5, 2009

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I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
'Cause I get to play with other people's money

I'm having a lousy day
I burn my toast and spill my coffee
on my best shirt. So I had to change and then
I'm late for work. So I rush into the meeting
where they are discussing what my
future in the corporation is
and I don't really give a damn
but I don't have another job
and so I lie and say

I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
'Cause I get to talk to stimulating people

I open up my mail
hoping that it's not a bill but it's from the bank
saying that I have only 20 hours to go
to contribute to my RRSP for this tax year
so I run down to the bank but
there's a 20-mile lineup
and I'm yelling and I'm screaming
and I'm not wearing any pants ha ha ha ha

I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
'Cause I get to screw with other people's lives

I took out 40 bucks
from the automatic teller. It told me
that I couldn't 'cause I just had 10
but that can't be 'cause I just got paid on Friday
so I go down to the bank, wait
an hour in the lineup
and I'm talking to the teller
she says "Wait I'll get your
last month's statement"
She comes back in 7 hours
says I've got some interest charges
and a cheque from Uncle Bill
that bounced and so they'll have to
charge me 40 bucks for that
and for the box I never opened and I
don't have overdraft protection
and I think I'll die before
I pay off all that I owe and
I don't even
own a car

I'm pleased to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
I'm pleased to be a banker
'Cause I get to play with other people's money

(HE'S A BANKER)
Would you please endorse this cheque?
(HE'S A BANKER)
Do you have any assets?
(HE'S A BANKER)
You should buy you shouldn't rent
(HE'S A BANKER)
The cheque will cost you fifty cents
(IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)
(IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)

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