 This is your sign to never offer to help a woman carry things. I'm empowering her to be strong and independent. She should be thanking me. I met my boyfriend's adult children yesterday. It was terrible. Garrett and Trinity absolutely sucked. To waspy brats with nothing better to do than give me the side-eye. Oh, I may have gone aggressively drunk and made a cheeky little tiktok about the situation as I should have. My boyfriend, however, saw the tiktok and dumped me because I was cyberbullying his kids when they were real-life bullying me. Naturally, I'm on my way to get drinks with his boss. He makes way more and has a terrible relationship with his kids. So like I have a really good feeling about this one. Do I tell my ex or do I wait in like a month or two when a framed picture of me ends up on his boss's desk? Which would rock his world more tiktok. Yeah. What did you do last night? Yeah. Sometimes I get so mad there's no c- Yeah, I'm calling. Hey, um, I just wanted to like call and say that I think you're like really cute, um, and I think that I have like feelings for you. Do you feel the same way? So if you want to play on my word for me. What? Be great. What a friend. Went on this date. It was like a FaceTime date the other night with this guy and it was going okay at first. It was a little bit awkward, but it was fine. Pretty soon into the day he asked me what my type was and I said, well, I don't really have a type. Like, you know, all my exes are pretty different, which is true. And then I asked him what his type was. He looked me straight in the eyes and said to me, Hmm. Well, normally I go for really strong motivated and independent women, but they're all pretty heartless. So I'm trying something different. McF- Excuse me, bitch. Gentlemen, if a chick breaks up with you, the correct response, no matter what the situation is, doesn't matter what the details are, doesn't matter if you f-ed up or she f-ed up or nobody f-ed up, the correct response is always okay. That's it. You can be angry, you can be upset, you can be hurt, you can be all kinds of emotions, but the response that you give to a chick when she breaks up with you is okay. Let me explain to you why. So in sales and negotiation psychology, the person who is capable of walking away from the deal holds the most power. That's number one. Number two is know you're worth. So there is nothing more unattractive than breaking up with somebody and then them begging to have you back. The worst thing you can do during a breakup if someone is leaving you is be like, oh my God, please don't leave me. I miss you so much. You're the love of my life. I'll never live without you. That shows that you have very little value and subconsciously they will pick up on that and it will just make them not want to be with you more. It will actually reaffirm their decision. So know your worth, know your value, and if somebody doesn't want to be with you, thank them for not wasting any more of your time so that you can go spend your time doing what you want to do or developing something with somebody else. So that's number two. And the third and final reason why the correct response is always OK is a man who has control of his emotions is extremely attractive. So two scenarios. Check breaks up with you and you break composure and loose frame and start doing emotional shit. Not going to be very attractive. Opposite scenario. Check breaks up with you and you say, you remove yourself for a few days, collect yourself, have a conversation with her and say, hey, I really like you. I really want to make this work, but I do not want to be with somebody who does not value me. And you've just told me that you don't. I want somebody in my life that does value me. So I think this is the correct move is to move on from each other. That will show her that you have self respect. You have value. You know what you're doing in life. And if she doesn't want to be with you, she can get off the train because your life should be a freight train. Hopefully that helps you guys. Know your worth. Know your value. Don't let people in your life that don't value you because it will lower yours and always have a purpose. Always have a drive. Be a freight train in life. Yeah, they were ready. Can we have the oysters to start? One portion? Yeah, just one portion. How many? How many is it? Six. Oh, yeah, that's fine. I don't know myself. I don't know myself. I don't know myself. Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? I don't know if your girlfriend's wife and material part one. Bro, she can cook. I'm not talking about meals you throw in the microwave for like two minutes or throw in the oven for like 15. I ain't talking about that, but I'm talking about from scratch. She cook it from scratch just for you every night. Bro, if you don't cover, I'm going to cover, bro. I miss you. I miss you. I really want to kiss you, but I can't. So I'm at work last night. My wife sends me this text. She says Christmas is coming up. Just keep this in mind. That is a $9,500 ring. Sweetheart, I'll make a deal with you. I will buy you a $9,500 ring for Christmas. If my Christmas gift can be that you never get to say the phrase, not tonight, I have a headache. Can you not do that, please? My legs need to stretch. Please don't do that. Just take your shoes off them. Well, they just need to stretch. Just take the shoes off them. Just a couple more seconds. What are we doing? Oh, I just got to do something. Oh, dear. What are you doing? I just got to do something. There's a spot for my little bunny. I teach you to put your feet. Making my husband's lunch for his 14-hour shift part two. Overnight out. B-L-T. Coffee.