 We're in Los Santos, and you can smell the crack being a mile away. This is weird. Hey, when's the last time I did a real IRL stream? I didn't die. Dude, I totally forgot there was a new space jam coming out. It's all over the place here. I don't know if it's going to be able to match up to the first space jam. Like the old space jam uniforms were classic, had Michael Jordan, Lola Bunny. Just everything, just things are so different, you know what I mean? Oh my god, wait a minute. The frik? All this glass is shattered. What the hell? Okay, we need to get a headphones. Headphones is one. Clothes is two. Actually, clothes is one. I don't have any clean clothes. I'm kind of hungry, but I've also pooped like five times today. So I got to find out what I ate yesterday that was bad. So I've got to not eat that. The donut? Yeah, maybe. What else? It was just to ask somebody. Excuse me, sir, do you know how to get into the target? Just go across. Is there an entrance that side? Okay. Just right across. All right. Thank you. Appreciate you. Go back and ask me to get normal with that bag. Chat, if I can cross with the cars going five-gifted subs. I'll give you guys five-gifted subs if I can. That's a good idea. Seeing LA makes me appreciate my boring ass town. You know what, dude? I think LA is a great place to not live. I think LA is a great place to visit. It's cool to talk about it. I think the idea of LA is cool. But I think living here is rough. I just couldn't imagine living here. Everything is super expensive. It's traffic all the time. It's in California. Hail of the land. Are you limping? No, I just walked with the dip, yo. Wait, why does it look like I'm limping? There's three signs for a target here. Every area with a massive target sign says go to other entrants. Is this a meme? Go inside of CVS? Check Minimap. Oh. I don't have the coordinates that on. Oh. No way. Okay, so look at this. So it's a store inside of a store. Old Navy. Where's Target? Upstairs. Oh, there's another target. I'm telling you, dude, there's so many target signs and none of them actually take you to Target. I love the double cam. It's cool. You know what's the best part about this? You guys don't know that this entire stream is pre-recorded and I'm just reacting to it. That's the best part. Why is it so bright? Dude, welcome to America. Okay, Target has closed. It has probably headphones. So we're gonna do that. Mousepad, yes. Can we get some candy? No. Okay, women's wear, personal care, beauty. Okay, I think we're in the wrong section. Entertainment. This is probably... Okay, these are books that's not entertainment. These are mislabeled. Where do I find headphones? It's not good for your life. I can put my backpack in my cart. So I don't have to wear the backpack the whole time. No way. Badass. Okay. Okay, this is our guy. This is our guy. I have no plans. I'm just going IRL and we're just gonna walk around. We're gonna take a look at what's going on. I got my wow raid tonight. Dude, I'm not even joking. I actually extended my stay because I didn't want to miss raid because realistically I could have gotten home before raid time. Or I could have gotten an awesome before raid time but I couldn't gotten home because you drive and you pack and this and that. I was gonna be late for raid. So I said, you know what? Let's just extend this day. I could have missed. And I could have puggied it this week which probably would have been pretty decent too but I didn't want to miss. And I also wanted to stay and do IRL. Extended my stay for a couple more days and then that way we can get some IRL done and I don't miss my raid. So easy clap. But I'd stay in a hotel for a few more days. So yeah, that's how it goes. Actually addicted. Dude, I'm telling you, it is the best game. It is the best expansion. It is so fun. I know a lot of people like Wrath of Lich King better. I get it. But for me, if you have not played wow before this is actually the best and most fun time in a while. Period. It is, I can't say enough good things. I'm literally going to sit here and I'm going to rant about it for four hours if you get me started. It is just so good, man. It is so good. SteelSeries all-in-one gaming bundle. Wait, what? But see, it comes with a mouse pad. I don't think I even want this one. Cool. So now we've got a backup mouse in case my mouse dies. It is a razor. So the only problem I have with my current setup is it doesn't do a very good job of standing upright because it is so heavy. So I'm good there. I've got to get clothes. I used to buy supplies before clothes. True. Because here's the thing. Clothes are there. Not important. I could be naked and I could raid and turn my camera off. Too small. Where's man clothes? Hello. Have a good day. Thank you. You answered my question wrong. I said, are you having a good day? And she said, do you too? It was awesome. Dude, we went out to a club. Will Neff spent like a billion dollars on a club table for us. And I had athletic shorts on. Like so. So Hassan goes and buys pants because he was already at the store. Dude, this guy is such an idiot. He buys pants that are torn. Why do you not check to see if the pants are ripped or not before you buy them? You just get scammed. So he said it was cool. He would pay for it. But it's just stupid, man. So I need two shirts. Is that enough? Is two shirts enough to last me? Check auction house? Oh, frick, I forgot. It's fine. I'll just go to the vendor. That's fine. Athletic. Straight. Really? I thought California was supposed to be progressive. That's kind of weird. They have a whole section for that. Three, two, one. It's the wrong size. Oh, sleeveless. Oh. Yeah, I think this will do. Underwear is good because you can just flip it. You flip it four times. You just go out. Front, back, inside, outside. I need game fuel. How do you game fuel? Mountain dew? Sure, I had to make it blatantly clear from Texas. I actually did. There are some crazy people here in LA. He's sitting here. He's got his kid and he's got his daughter with him. About yay-hi. Sitting here. Dude smoking weed and blasting music on his Bluetooth speaker. And he's handing out cards or something to people walking by. I swear, he had to have been like some SoundCloud rapper. Like handing out his mixtape. And you could hear it from all the way down on the other side of the block. I'm not even joking. What is wrong with people? It's normal for LA. Go get a job. What are you going to do? Throw some stupid shit on the internet and make a living? Stupid. What are you doing? Just catch. It's my first time here. I'm getting original. No tomatoes, no onions. No cheese. What's that girl? My name is Aspan. What are you going to say? Nobody else comes close to my caliber of gaming athleticism. I'm not a single other person. Look, there might be guys who are stronger. There might be guys who are faster. But the combination of size, strength, speed, and agility is unbeknownst to the rest of the world. Thank you so much. It was hot. It was good. Thank you. This is a fat burger. No onions. No tomatoes. I got bacon. So, the first bite. Lettuce. Pickles. A little bit of mustard. A little bit of ketchup. Bacon. Of course, meat. So hit me like a bag of bricks. Are you rating TBC or retail? Dude, I'm rating TBC. What am I going to do on retail? Play for two weeks, start complaining after two days, and then un-sub after two months. That's just how it works. I'm just kidding. I will probably at some point try out 9.1 to give an honest opinion of it. I'm not promising that I'm going to do that. Yeah. But man, I'm telling you, dude, I would just rather do IRL. I would rather do Variety. I just don't want to do another MMO. Like, Burning Crusade, and that's it, man. And then after Burning Crusade, Rad. I don't want to try out Final Fantasy XIV. I just want to do Burning Crusade Variety IRL. So, some RP in there. This is what I want to do. Guys, I have to eat fast. It's about time to go rating.