****LYRICS: You say you like your shorties nice and plump Well ain't nothing plumper than a baby bump Listen up, y'all Busta Brothers Wanna be a real mother fu*%er then fu*% a real mother.
Hell to the yeah I got some baby fat, But mostly I'm just fat, where my baby's at So move that baby over boy and get with that Time for you to feed the chubby kitty cat. No strings attatched. (what) I ain't sick, eight months pregnant and my belly's thick Put your nutz on my gut, you can feel him kick I ain't craving pickles - Yo, I'm craving dick. Trick.
Gotta bun in the oven, So get with the lovin' Before I start pushing, You need to start shovin' Got one month to go so, don't take it slow Gotta a bundle in my belly and a fire down below
No need to take me on a dinner date My areolas are the size of dinner plate. Go downtown daddy but beware 'cuz I can't see to shave no hair, it's a jungle down there. Don't sweat me like I'm some psychotic I'm just hopped up on the juice and the juice is amniotic Speaking of juice, if you'd like a golden shower, With this baby on my bladder, I pee twenty times an hour.
I roll hard, G, I'm a pregnant Blitzkrieg The crew that I roll with, La Leche League It's like the Godfather, And I'm Al Pacino But I don't spray bullets, I spray milk for cappuccinos
Gotta bun in the oven, so get with the lovin Before I start pushin, you need to start shovin Got one month to go so don't take it slow Gotta a bundle in my belly and a fire down below
The clock is going tic-toc, so c'mere with that big jock. I'm already knock-knock, this baby ain't no co*k-block, I'm thick, I'm round, I got some triple D Mounds. So get it up and get down, I'm the newest MILF in town
Hey, look at that Mommy, look at that tummy, Look at those ta-tas, sho nuff yummy. Look at that junk in the trunk, baby's got back, baby's got front!
Gotta bun in the oven, so get with the lovin Before I start pushing you need to start shovin Got one month to go so don't take it slow Gotta a bundle in my belly and a fire down below
So...how about a quickie?
BELOW Mothers need some lovin. Expectant mothers expect a whole lot more. Starring Jeannie Roshar and a lot of pregnant women.
Directed by Gary Anthony Williams, Laura Merians & Jeannie Roshar Written by Jeannie Roshar & Gary Anthony Williams Music by Nick Jameson Produced by the LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival, Buddies Hollywood and Snehal Patel Starring: Jeannie Roshar Gary Anthony Williams Navaris Darson Jeremy Rowley Kate Higgins Ilana Turner Laura Rossi Ryan Higman
Cinematographer: Laura Merians Editor: Scott Fuselier Associate Producer: Bhavna Devani Female vocals: Jeannie Roshar Melique Berger Kate Higgins Choreography by Lindsey Glick Wardrobe by Ebone Dorsey Make-up by Samantha McCue