 Tell me you're a bastard boy. Take a shot. Do you want a shot, Appa? How big are you? That's what she said! This is supposed to be two mini-burnadoodles. Look at this fucking behemoth. God, it's M.M. scam, bro. What are you doing? Two or three. Hi, boys! Highly requested Truth or Drink with Sir Elliams. I had to make Elle promise that she would not cry during the entirety of this video. I told Matt he had to not say things that would make me cry. What is this? We tried to tell her the premise of the video is to ask questions that are so bad that you don't want to answer them. We were sitting at the coffee shop and I said, would you rather only eat with a spoon for your whole life or a fork in all three of the boys? We're like, bro. I don't know what you're gonna pick. Drink. All right. I mean, you guys know the rules. If we don't want to answer the question, we have to drink. If we're willing to answer the question, we don't have to drink. Am I actually nervous? Yeah, you should be. The first question is, what's the worst thing about your partner? You're not gonna drink? Oh, good. Let me get out my notes. I've got fucking 800. I think the worst thing about Matt, he's literally just busy all the time. Oh, okay. That's kind of wholesome. Honestly, I couldn't name a single bad thing about Elle. So I'm just gonna take a drink and I won't answer. I thought she was gonna shit on me. I was gonna dunk on you. Make her drink. Give her a heater. Who's in Paris? She's half black. She can say that she wanted to. Don't tell him. Just say it. What if we convinced everybody that she was half black? God, I'd be so sick. You'd have to pass. The second question is, who asked who out? Who asked who out? Tell him the story. Tell him. Sir Allianz. Who, guys? This is like, kind of both. Oh, no, she's mine. Yes, it is. No, I'm not. I really, Matt knew I really liked him a lot and we were just like sitting on the floor and I was like, Matt, can I ask you something? And he was like, yeah, like, what's up? I was like, never mind. I've forgotten. He knew exactly what I was gonna ask him. And then like five minutes later, he was like, oh, can I ask you something? And I was like, yeah, what's up? He's like, you wanna go for it? No, that is not what happened. Good try. She says sir and stares at me like a puppy for eight straight minutes. Not saying a word. Um, um, never mind. Oh, no, I don't have anything to ask you. Um, um, um. I thought it was easy to tell. I was like, bro, I know exactly what you're doing. Just spit it out. So Elle asked me out. I guess technically, I guess I... Yeah, it was kind of both. I initiated it, but Matt ripped the bandit off. I wouldn't have asked her out that quick, but I did say I love you first. Have you ever farted in front of each other? Elle pretends like she doesn't poop. Oh my God, I've had to fucking whip the door open and run in there and take a picture. She pretends like she literally does not. I don't think I ever have in front of you. I don't know how she does it, dude. We've been dating for almost a year. Dude, I crap dust Elle once per night. I'll do the one where I rip it and then just cover her head with a blanket. Hi, you guys. Which of you is out of each other's league? I think Matt's out of my league. I'm drinking. I'm drinking on that puppy. Have you ever been with somebody of the same sex? No. I'm waiting till Shane's done bongering that puppy. You're not going to answer that? I didn't. I'm not answering. What do you mean? You can't say I've done something. I'm not answering. What? I'm not answering. What do you mean? I'm not answering the question. I can't tell you that I'd be answering the question. This is too easy. You guys know what's going on. I just want to drink. She's taking one shot. I'm just trying to get a move on here. Are you so serious? I'm not an answer. What do you mean am I serious? I was a fucking big boy. Do either of you have a favorite pet? You're not going to answer that, are you? She has too big of a heart to answer that. I can't. I love them all for different reasons. I can't just pick a favorite. I'll tell you what. My favorite pet is Luna. I love Oppa. I love Nova. I love new puppies. I've got a house of four people here. I've got Elle. I've got Mills and Shane. Raising the puppies has been pretty easy. This one's just for Elle. Which of your boyfriends do you hate the most? I didn't say that. Don't get her started. Get her the shot before she says something she should. A few moments later. I can't. What do you mean you can't? He's had one shot. The next question is, do you rather be reincarnated as Hitler or Osama bin Laden? That's messed up. That's messed up. There's no way to answer that question. I'm taking it. Cheers, this one. Cheers. Drive fast, eat ass. This is a real full one. Are you a wine tasting? Or are you in Northern California? You can't drink half of it. What a loser. All right. This one's for both of you. Both have to spell kernel. If you spell it wrong, you have to drink. Is that the idea here? C-O-R. There's no way. There's no way. You just put an R in there. Idiot. Oh my God, it's C-O-L. It's like criminal. Too little too late, buddy. C-O-L-O-N-E-L kernel. Who has the best ribs? Who has the best ribs? I'm so awkward. This is called pretty privilege because you look like sluralliums. You don't have to have ribs. When you're just a seven like me, that's what he's so ripped. He's so ripped. He's so motivated. His eyes are like, you just are lost in the ocean. Like, you just get lost in the sun. Look at this. What's one thing that you've attempted in the bedroom that you regret? Pegging. What? What do you think it is? What do you think it is? I don't know. I can't. I can't take it that easy. Okay, actual questions or anything in the bedroom I've done that I've regretted. I'm gonna drink because I don't even want to think about it that hard. I can't really think. She's my little peg leg. Bro, are you drinking a little strong? What the fuck is wrong with you? Where did this come from? It's from when we got Popeyes. I told you she's black. All right, next question. Which of your friends, girlfriends do you hate the most? You still see a question. I can't answer it. Bottoms up, bitch. Next question. For both of you, can you name a famous porn star? Actually, I can because it's always in my comments. Nina Skag. All right, you can name one. Wait a minute. I know. You know what? I know. What do you know? I know. You're just saying that you're trying to milk information out. No, I know. What do you know? Tell me. I know what it is. Well, they know too, so tell them. No. You don't know. I do know. That's not with the porn star. Name five racial slurs. There's a reason they call her slur aliens. Five racial slurs. Who gonna stop me? Who gonna stop me, huh? But you didn't have to say it. We're gonna be broke after this one. Have either of you ever had your hearts broken? We went from porn stars to that. Yes. You had your heart broken? Yeah. In high school. Really? My first heartbreak. Hopefully I never have another one. Yeah, I think it's funny. It's like the younger you are, the harder it hits. I think it's because you've never experienced any like other love besides your parents' love. So I think of like my high school relationship versus like any other relationship. The high school relationship was the worst. But I took that the hardest. I mean a lot of you on the channel know Bella. But like when I think of that relationship it wasn't good at all. But I was still good when we broke up. It was like the worst two weeks of my life. Now when I think back on it's like why? We broke up like nine times. What is the most annoying thing about your partner? I'm drunk. I don't even have to drink for this one anymore. Okay, what? No, you look like you were teeing in something. I don't have anything to do with it. You're so gorgeous. I see every gig. I've seen every question first. You go first. Alright, most annoying thing. Elle is the worst driver I've ever met in my life. Oh my God, no I'm not. And you literally say this on camera but off camera. You tell me that I'm a good driver. Because I want to live. You want to know how Elle drives? You want to know how Matt drives? This is how Matt drives. Bro! You want to know how Elle drives? Elle drives. Oh, green light. Am I allowed to go? Can I go through that? Am I supposed to stop and yield? What's the most annoying thing about me? I don't know. I have to think. Get thinking. Hit me with it. Oh my God, yes. I love Matt so much. And I tell him. I tell him. I'm like Matt, I love you so much. So I'll be like, expressing my heart and my soul and all of my feelings to him. And do you want to know what he responds with? Poopoo. Wean your balls. Wean your balls. That's literally what he responds to. And then not only that. So it's like, why do I even bother telling you that I love you? And not only that. But sometimes when I talk to him, especially in the car, I'll be like, Matt, guess what happened to me today? Blah, blah, blah, blah. I made a friend. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Whatever. I tried this restaurant. Whatever. He just goes, poopoo balls. It's like, did you even fucking hear what I just said to you? Okay, but I don't do it. They're gonna think I'm a beggar. He's not. I wouldn't love Matt if he was an asshole. Well done. Tell them again. Two extra rations for you. All right. Final question for Shane and Mills. Who had to sleep with one person that the other has slept with? Who would it be? That's gross. He wants to get through so bad. Look at him shaking. He's fucking. He's like, yeah. All right. Close this out. I wanted one more question. All right, Elle. What is your least favorite race? I'm with you. Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed this absolute key. I hope you subscribed to my best year. Come follow me on Twitch. Sorry for the promotion. I just had to sneak it in there. At Seryllium's. Just to hold it in there. Spitters and quitters, buddy. Dude, swallow it. You fraud. What are you doing? What are you doing tonight? You. Bizz. Don't say those things to me. Because why? They turned it off. Nope. I would take Seryllium's over 1,000 porn stars.