 I'll be fine. Why are you yelling at me? We're live. You get me a nervous wreck all the time. Oh, I do. Yeah, because you're always falling. Okay, like I mean to fall? So you want to yell at me some more on live? Yeah, you be more careful. Well, you know. Then what I can do. Hard to do with a fucked up leg, you know. You can do what you can, but you have to be careful. Well, okay. Go slower. You go too fast. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Go slower. You go too fast. Well, you know. You have to slow down. Most careful people in the world die. We can't even drive down the road. 40 miles an hour about somebody running into the ass end of it. So, you know. Hey, Kim. What's up, Kim? Hey, we got two more. You don't say hi to anybody? Hi. Can't read. Hey, Ben. Ben there. Ben's here. Hey. Ben, did you get your package, man? I don't know what the hell's going on. I just went to Africa and back. Not yet. Jesus. Supposed to be out for delivery. Have you been tracking that? How can the same package go to one facility at two different times and leave that facility at two different times? We sent something to Nancy. Washington, right? Washington state. At the same time. The same day. At the same exact time. She got hers Wednesday. Yeah. Wednesday. He ain't got his yet. Here it is Saturday. It's Ohio. I could have drove there. Oh, no. But I've been tracking it and it says it's out for delivery. So, I sent one to Detroit and went to Chicago first. Took 10 days. Jesus Christ. That's nuts. What's the problem with the post office? The package went into Michigan. Then back in, bypassed Ohio, went into Michigan, then back in Ohio. Well, they do it here too because I lived in Oklahoma and I needed something to go to Ocala. I put it in the mail. It went all the way up to Jacksonville. And then Tallahassee before it went to Ocala. It didn't make sense. Hi Nancy. Hey Nancy. I wasn't doing it in the rain. I'm not getting sick. I'm getting sick right now. It's good. We had some good rain last night. We needed it so badly. Oh, she's going live for her doing her giveaway. Who? Nancy. Oh, now? No, shortly. Oh, okay. That too. Oh, wow. Man, the sun is, maybe we should turn around because the sun was right in the camera. We'll show the racers here. We got this thing. The John Deere LA-145. 22 horsepower. Twin cylinder. Briggs and Stratton. 48 inch cut. And here we got the 42 inch cut. 42 inch cut. Simplicity. With a single cylinder. You have to put stripes on it to keep it together. It's got a single cylinder. Kohler. 16 horsepower. And they're both hydrostatic transmissions. I'm going to open up her statement. Well, they started up in our beaches last night here, so. Yep. Saw her back at a party Saturday night. Look, Abed said the simplicity will blow the John Deere away. Captain Abed. He's on. What's up? What's up, buddy? Say hi. Captain Abed joined us. Yep, the simplicity is going to eat that thing alive. He's got to put the teeth on there. Okay, Nancy says my vote for the race is on. So has anybody come up with any wagers yet? Sun went down a little one. Spin it back around. She told me last night to sleep with one eye open. Because she was going to mess with my tractor, so. Yeah, but he was asleep all morning. No, I was awake. Oh, I do know what you've done. Thorded up. See? I got him thinking. Loser has to eat a Carolina Reaper pepper. Thorded stomach. All right. We'll think of something else. I thought it was a good one because I'd love to eat one. You tried to get them before, didn't you eat one? But it wasn't the. You can't get them. They're hard to get. I ate it was in a burger. Over in Cedar Key. Now that was something to do. That was a challenge. I thought bad for him because he was hiccuping the whole time. It was bad. And they were even cheering him on in the kitchen. Poor waitress lost five bucks. She bet on me and she lost five bucks to the kitchen staff. We gave her an extra five in her tip. If you lose, you have to do an overnighter with that wicked doll. But he can do that. I don't do overnighters. He said, if I lose. If you lose, that's fine. That doll is scary man. They're opening up everything so I guess we're all going to get sick again. Monkey, if you lose, you have to do an overnighter with the doll. Two for one. Two for one. Yeah, I take the doll up to my mom's house and you can do the ghost thing and I'll sleep with the doll in the spare room. It's not that scary because I'll be there to save your ass. Well, it ain't that scary anyway. I'm not afraid of that dang doll. Okay, if I lose, I'll do an overnighter with the doll. Remember, the doll was given to me so it'll be nice to me. That son's back in our eyes again. Or their eyes. Let's go over here for a minute. I'm close on your tractor, ain't you? Make sure you. I ain't sabotaging the tractor. If you win, you sing ten minutes on the next karaoke. I can't. She said she wants us to do it once a month. What do you guys think? Who said it would be nice if that doll didn't promise you nothing? I don't know if you've seen her or not, Kim, but we did a live karaoke last weekend. Yeah. And Ben paid her to sing a song. Hey, you got paid for singing. Bet you can't say that. You had to put his earplugs in, but that's okay. Yeah, you did good. See, that's the one good thing about water, you know? You always got lead. All of a sudden, I'm getting all these bees. They're coming in the front yard instead of the back yard. It's the pollen. Yeah, she messed it. Yeah, he really did. He paid her money to sing. Yep. Yeah, we did a live karaoke right out front here. Yep. We had cars going past, blowing the horns and shit. Join us. Nancy showed up and she wasn't even feeling good. No, she showed up a little bit. Yeah, and then she left and then came back. Yeah. Never did see Carol though. Ben was on. I don't think Carol came on at all. I don't know if she was doing live stream or not. I don't know. She might have been doing her own live stream. She does one almost every day now. Yeah. She might have been, or she might have been going with someone else. Yeah, she tries to help others. Yeah. You look so short in this camera. Because I am short. You're the same size as me. I am not the same size as you. You are taller than me. Bigger in some places, but I got the man boobs going on here. And he's pregnant with twins. Yeah, Ben said she was live. Dang, ours last weekend. Well, that's good. I'm working. I'm glad you're doing better. All right. Great job. Good job, Nancy. Be careful of those antibiotics. Living alone, though. Some of those can make you woohoo. I'm going to talk to them for a minute. See, it's the battery charger for his. Mine just cranks right up. I'm going to put my battery in your truck. Jesus. You know, this simplicity ain't nothing but junk. It's got to get the battery charger. Because you can't start without it. I've been watching Ozark. Has anybody seen that on Netflix? That's a good flick. I've been watching it all day and day. Nothing done. I had to freeze it to come out here to do this race. You just got dressed 20 minutes ago. Yeah. I just got dressed 20 minutes ago. Can you believe it? Been watching Netflix all day. Been watching. Yeah. Isn't that what they call it? Been watching. Laughing out loud. Sorry. It was so yucky. His drink, he was doing the beer. That was so yucky. Ben. Ben's video last night. Oh, yeah. I watch all his videos. Nancy was saying. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He didn't keep doing ice real fast. Boom. He was there with his ice. It's a good thing he had a backup. He didn't have to go too far. He said, yeah, that was rough. Laughing out loud. Yeah, it looked like it was rough. How they sell that stuff, huh? Anyways, who's getting us? His charge are going here. Let's see. I thought you guys could see what he's doing. You don't have to look at me all day. Charging up my boost. Yes, the boost to get it to go. Because I gave you my battery. I gave her my battery, guys. I always said, if you have to drink a drink that you have to get used to. What's the use of drinking it? And that's the way beer is. You have to acquire a taste. I know I drank Yanling one night with my friends. They was like, it's an acquired taste. Why? I don't care how much I drank of that. I did not acquire it. No? That's terrible. I don't get beer. I really don't. Never did. Even when I was a teenager, I mean, tried it with my friends. I never liked beer, ever. I don't get coffee. I get Mascow mules real good, though. Yeah, Mascow mules. Oh, they're good. It's Mascow. She likes her Mascow mules, though. I like those Mascow mules. I made her a friggin' pineapple drink in the pineapple one night. Oh, that was a little too sweet, though. But I didn't throw it up. This one did. He threw the whole thing up. I do too. Oh, yeah. I like sweets. But Mascow mules is not really sweet. It's refreshing. That's what I like about it. It's just a nice, hot summer drink. Captain Eggbeard. He'd like to have a sweet drink. Long Island iced tea. That was fun. But it's good. But you better watch out. You'll be underneath the table in one. Yeah, it's a creeper drink. You gotta be careful with it. Well, there's like nine different whiskeys in it. Tell me. I know about it. What? Those creeper uppers. Ice teas. Yeah. Yeah. I have 34 yesterday. You can keep it. It's been lovely. We've had some weather. It's hot, yes. It's like 90 here, man. The humidity went. 85, somewhere right in there. The humidity was gone yesterday. The day before. It was the day before it was nice. No, yesterday it was nice. Here. It was a work. Humidity has been gone for two days. Yeah, but it was still hot here, yes. It'll be back up. That's the only problem here. Is that you get this nice weather, and then all of a sudden it goes right up into the 90s real quick, so. Just one of those things. I've been in Florida. I'd rather live here than be frozen and snowed in. I was showing you. I was trying to, you know, show your buddy. Not mine. They need to see my body. Yeah, they like to see that big old baby. Some guys say they got a six pack here. Yeah. I got a case, dammit. I got a case right here. Yeah, well, you earned it well. It took me 51 years to get it, and I ain't gonna lose it now. All right, I'll have a smoke, and then we'll get to restarting. That's right. Yeah, get a good shot of that faster. Kim and I were drinking hot chocolate with peppermint, snapshots. Yeah. That's good. I've had that before. Yeah, I have to. They're pretty good. No, what's the hot chocolate? It's awesome. Hell, yeah, that's some good shit. My daddy had a bar in the basement. So I would kind of dip in a little bit sometimes. Sometimes. Then my girlfriend and I would fill up the bottles with water, so he wouldn't know. Do you guys have a bar in the motel? No. No? No, it's a small motel. Did your dad have a bar in there? No. He didn't keep some stuff back in the closet that he would fill back up with water to match the line that he marked. That was in Canada when we did that. That was when I was 13. Yeah, that's right. You were on Daytona Beach, so you'd go anywhere and get your drinks. Yeah. The hell? Living in Daytona was an interesting life. I've seen a lot. I imagine, yeah. More than I wanted to or should have at 16. Bike week? Oh, bike week was fun, though. We had a bunch of Danville, Virginia people that took the home motel for bike weeks, and they were doctors, lawyers, policemen, and they all just come down, get on their bikes, and buy everything brand new, give my mom and dad cash for the rooms, and they were good to go. They take me rides on their bikes on the beach every once in a while. I'm sure. Yeah, we had a good time. They were good people, very good people, a lot of them. Most bikers are. I miss those days, really. I've never ridden a bike week. Not in Daytona? Nope. No. They have a weekend thing once a year. In Leesburg, it's called, it's the bike fest. Yeah, it's like a bike week, but I like it better. And it's got as many bikers as bike week does. Well, last year it did. She has to go. Okay. All right, Nancy, have fun. Keep taking care of yourself. Bye, Nancy. Bye. Let me know who wins. I think she'll let everyone know. Yeah. I guess. I didn't enter. I did. I didn't know how to enter. Yeah, he had to do his comment on her, on her video. Couldn't comment on her video. I was watching it on the TV. Well, I did it on my phone. Oh, well, see my phone wasn't turned on then. Finish this and then we'll get we'll get the racing. I'm low on gas. So, a lot more than me. You got like half a tank and a two gallon tank. Oh, I'm good. That's probably why I didn't win last time. I had too much gas in it. Too much. Shut the hell up. You know, you wasn't gassing it enough. You didn't have your throttle all the way up. Cause somebody commented, it sounds like the John Deere was slipping. He wasn't slipping. She just didn't have a wide open. Didn't know. I just cut grass with it. I don't usually race with them. Yeah, but when you're cutting grass, you're still supposed to have a wide open. Well, you have the door open. I'm surprised he hasn't come out. Hope he didn't. He snuck out before. Yeah, snuck out. In through the garage and out the door he went. Down the street he went. His kid's swimming pool. He was in there a minute ago. Hope he didn't slip out. He would have came and jumped on me if he did. Yeah, it's a shortcut. It's not that bad. You're in there. I need someone to shut it down for this. They coming out. What? Traffic on this or whatever. Yeah. Busy, busy. Well, it's all that time and day because people want to go to the grocery store. Get there or whatever and then they come home and they eat. So you guys want to watch the whole race or you want to be at the finish line? They should watch the whole race. Then they know that we're doing it and it's legit. My shit is always legit. What do I fake? You want to make people think I'm a fake YouTuber. I'm just teasing you. What if I fake? Nothing. What if you're a fake? Nothing. About this belly though. It's not fake. Whole thing. Same. I would have too. Yeah, shut it down. Shut the road down. Block it off. We'll race the whole day long. Yeah, there you go. They'll go or blow. All right. The finish line. And the next from your perspective. Oh, okay. So I got to hold the camera. Does that say? We'll put the GoPro on your head. Next thing with the GoPro. Oh. Goob. Well, they can watch this live and then put the other one on your head. I'm not putting the GoPro on my head. Oh, you do it before. No, not on a tractor race. So what's the difference? I got to do this beat her twice. If I win the first round, I'm done. No, that ain't the way it is. It's a two out of three race. Come on now. We'll do one, the whole thing. One, I'll hold the camera. Dave is on. Hey, Dave. And then one. One will do the finish line. One will do the whole thing. Then I'll do one holding the camera. We're behind the scenes. No, I thought about it though, but you know, just putting up some highlights, but what the hell, right? I had the camera mounted on your tractor one day. But the camera will get it too. It'll get some other. The camera, our cameras will get the part of it. But remember when I had the camera strapped onto the tractor, went up to the park and vlogged. He did that. That's going to be fun. Gotta have fun, right? Enjoy life. Gotta get down here. Yeah, we start charging and mission, right? Turn the camera on and they go by. I could sit out here and we'd be out here sitting for an hour and there wouldn't be no traffic. As soon as he turns the camera on, boom. Yep. It's like they know. It's weird. Well, Ben's got the same issue. Yeah, certainly. He'll go somewhere to record and then all at once, boom. Everybody's there, kids screaming. No, it's crazy. I don't understand it. It's like, man, where they come from, you know? It's all right. We couldn't do nothing anyway. We're not supposed to be doing anything yet anyway. Everybody else is doing it. Well, that's fine, but I ain't. Unless I have to. When are you going to tell the show today? There's like 800 around here? 800 cases? No, 15 cases in this town. Oh, I said 80 or 800. In this town, 15 cases in this town. That's why I'm staying around this house. 15 cases, confirmed cases in this town. I wear my mask everywhere. I have to. And there's been, and nobody's wearing them now. And then on the radio to that yesterday when I was driving for work, they were saying, oh, don't have to wear your mask anymore. Only if you're sick. What the heck? It makes you wonder. Yeah. The world's gone crazy. The world has gone nuts. And I'm ready to go out west. Me too. That's what I want to do. I really want to go. I know. Me too. Within a year, I'll be spending the night in a ghost town. Yeah. That's what we want to do. Oh, yeah, it's very frustrating. They bitching moan. You need to close the country. You need to close the country. Close the country. It's fucking weeks. Oh my God. We need to open now. We need to open now. What the hell is a guy supposed to do? You know? Bullshit. Then if they get sick. Well, it's the government's fault. You know what it ain't? You don't want it without running around. I lost count in quit watching the news. Yeah. I'm pretty much there too. It gets old. And people are going to do what they want to do anyway. And the thing about the news is, like, they'll just put bits and pieces together and make it sound like it's something that wasn't even really said right, you know? Like, they'll take a sentence from, like, the beginning of the first hour and the end sentence of the last hour and put them together and it makes it sound like it's totally different. And it's like, you know, yeah, I don't do that. You ready, race? Yep. I'm waiting on you. I got you on my tractor. It might take me a minute. All right. Where are you going for the camera? Well, I'm going to do the whole race first and get you turned around here. Hey, monkey. Yeah. Good job. Yeah. And Marty picked all the way lost too. Trucking your tractor, huh? Yeah. Winter circle. The others, that was Nancy's idea, though. Rain's so bad. I knew she could beat you. I just didn't run it right first. Yeah, I know. See, you got to work on yours. He needs to put a turbo on that thing. No, I don't think he hasn't thought about it. He wants to put stacks on mine. They have tractor races. We should, we should enter. We should enter. I probably wouldn't do very well, but it would be fun. I think you were at a disadvantage the second time, Marty, because you have run of the cat. That was his choice. That was all I have. He did not have to do that. I do not feel bad for him. You need to turn that around. There we go. Let's get out of the sun, man. It was a closer race. If you guys noticed, she jumped the gun on the first one. I did not. You did so. I did not. If that was a real drag race, you would have red lighted. Disqualified. Ben, are you thinking rematch? I win now every time. You win now every time? Yeah. You think? Starks on that thing and wave it down. How did I put them on there? You told me. Yeah, I told you I put them on. You told me when I got home. It's with nitrous. Yeah. Yeah. I should have paired my tires up like really full. Less friction in it. Yeah. I love power in that engine. Yeah. Yeah, it was pulling to the left a little about three, three and a half miles an hour or so. There we go. Put you on the simplicity. Me on the deer. Why? Give me my moment, please. Come on, let's switch trackers. It's the same as yours. You push the pedal to go. No, it ain't wet. I was just sitting on it. That's trading a trader. But yours needs rebuilt. And you're going to do that. I know I'm going to do it. And then we race again and we'll see how much better it is. Oh, no. Yeah. I ain't rebuilding a new engine. I mean, I ain't racing a rebuilt engine. Let me rebuild mine. Hey guys, how's that sound? No gnaws in it, though. Come on. If you put gnaws in yours, you can't put it in mine. Yeah, that's under it. Well, you have to put them in equal, so you can see how good they are. Get a sneaky peep bottle. I don't put gnaws on yours. I'll run a turbo on mine. Let's see which is better. Now remember, you got double the engine. You got like two of my engines on you. I got a 16 horse. She's got a 22 horse and you're barely beating me. Rebuilding paint. You got parts coming for yours. I got to take it apart first and get the numbers. We'll put a set of rings in yours. I'll just do heads on mine. Red flames. Yeah, black with red flames. I'll just do some head work on mine. Port and polish the head, mill it down. I mill that head down and then I'll be running almost what you're running. Swap the pulleys on mine. I got to rebuild yours first. You better get cracked and you got a lot of work for this. I'm not going to tear it down without some parts. We got two tractors. They're not going to be torn down at the same time. Red flames, black with red flames. I keep mine green. I don't really like it. Well, it is a John Deere. It's green, so yeah, it suits it kind of. I don't like it. Ben saying the race went by too fast. Oh, it's a race! We may have to do it again. Yeah, he's probably trying to get something so he can make his go faster. He's slick, you know. You got to watch him. Yeah, it's getting hot now. I feel that humidity coming on. I like the rain. The rain was nice. It rained pretty much all day. You wouldn't tell it though, really. It got hot, yeah, it got hot. It's getting hot now. What's that? Oh, you're wiring it. Just got to notice that the package has been delivered. Finally, yeah! Yeah! Brought it to you the way everything was. Yeah, let's play some 14-15 hours right through. Yeah, Nancy's, oh my God. Yeah, Nancy's got their Wednesday. Yeah. Send them out at the same time. Yeah. Before Nancy, I've been telling her parcel offs since, what, Christmas? Finally, it's going. It's got to go. Nancy's live. I mean, I got that notification. Yeah. But are you not? You're just a mechanic. You're supposed to check that stuff out. Just my bubble arts, too. Not let me have my moment. You had your moment. That wasn't long enough. You got a whole day. You just beat me two times. You got a whole day. I had to listen to you all day about it. Nancy's giveaway item is nice, which I had entered. I entered. Did you see the second one she's going to give away? I'm going to do another video later, and she's going to give away another item, too. I'm sorry. It's all right. Don't mess with it too much. You might break it. Don't mess with it too much. You might break it. It's like after the first round of the demolition derby. Fix it up. Did you really come out and mess with my tractor this morning? No. I've been watching that thing show like I hooked on it. I've been in the bed watching it all day. It didn't get nothing done. Netflix is an addiction. This is a pretty dang good show. Y'all need to. It's good. Nice breeze out now. Maybe it'll help me push me down the road faster. Your part's all back on. All my parts on there. You can't weigh more than me or less than me. That ain't funny to think that less is better. This thing weighs about one ounce. Come on. I ought to try. Let's do this again. All right. Let's do this again. I'm actually turning the governor down. I thank you. See, did that one don't count. But it was fun. Yes, indeed it was fun. When you open the governor up. Yeah. Yeah, I imagine what yours would do. Yeah. Well, yeah. Okay, so that was fun. Trying to get in the shade. Very hot out here. Hot? I said it's very hot out here. So I explained to him. There needs to be a way to get more power. The governor hooked on it. So he was pulling on it. A little stinker. It's really bad when you have to cheat. Really, my governor arm is bent. Is it? Yeah. Not running like it's supposed to. Well, maybe that's part of the problem that he was having, maybe. Man, he said it was powering out a lot when he got in deep grass. Yeah. Well, it's going to if it can't open up like it should. Well, he only cut his grass once a month. He really didn't cut his grass very often. But you've been a great job. Yeah. Awesome job. Honestly. Yes. There's way too much shit in there. Hmm? Yeah, it's hot. You want to go over here and sit down and shake? I think you need to. Well, I'm good. Yeah, for the moment. Until you start stroking on me. I ain't stroking on you. Watch what you're saying on YouTube. Oh, sorry. I wasn't thinking that way. Maybe he was. Oh, shit. Was that fun, guys? The cops are coming because we're racing. Holy crap. We better put them away. Or get them around back. Somebody complained. Yeah, we're a bunch of mushrooms. Because we're a bunch of fun guys. Yeah, it's hot out here. That'd be funny. Oh, wait. That would be funny. Oh, no. I would be like, are you fucking kidding me, really? It's okay. It's not getting closer. No, they're going. That's the ambulance. You're going to get a speeding ticket. I know. Yeah, like 70 mile an hour and a 35. I've learned the hard way. You ain't learned. No, but I felt like I had a heavy flow. What about the one way street in a convertible? Wasn't my fault either. There was no dead sign. I didn't see the sign. Well, when we went back, there was a sign right where we pulled out of. Right in front of us. One way that way. We turned left. I wasn't driving. What the fuck do I got to look for? Well, I, when I drive, I look because I don't want to crash when I'm in the passenger seat. So I look. So I'm sure you look like, you know, I pulled you over. She's like, why? I'm like, I know why it was like, well, coming down that one way street. I said, we were only going one way. She's like, he's like, I need to see your ID too. I'm like, I don't know why, but here you go. And he's sitting back there. It's been like 10 minutes. She's like, oh, he's checking you out. I said, no, he's not. He's writing your ticket. No, he's checking you out. He comes up. All right, ma'am. Here's your ticket. I told you, that was funny. We were only going one way. I'm going to need to see your ID too. So he didn't find it funny. What a cocky fucking young punk. It's about 21. Yeah. He kind of gave me a warning. It wasn't my fault. He says, anytime it's one way, we can't issue warnings. I'm like, bullshit. It's up to the discretion of the officer. My God. Because we're sitting out of light and there's no lights here. And I'm going, what the fuck? There's no lights on our side. There's people turning, going straight. We're sitting here like, where's the fucking lights at? Well, they were on the other side. And we weren't drinking. No, we were sober. Can you imagine if somebody went through there and they were drinking during that? Because I'm sure I'm not the only person who's done that. I'm sure it don't happen every day though. I bet you it happens more than you know. Okay. You say that to make yourself feel better. But I want one of your citizens. No, they're all gone. Didn't take your meds today, have you? No. I had a race to win. Lose. I just need to. You can't be drag racing on drugs, man. Not at right next speeds like that. There's a Bruno. There's a Bruno. The heck we're doing. Is that a woman? Yeah. Did she just have a microphone up to her mouth? No. She had something up to her mouth with a cord on it. Maybe it was her phone. I don't know, but she had something. Yeah, she wants to do a karaoke, a live karaoke once a month. Because it got demonetized, but there was only four songs in there. And it gives you the option to cut them out, mute them, which would suck. People wanting to, and then they got four minutes and nothing. So I didn't go that route. So I just went ahead and cut them ones out. Now it's monetized. So we know what to do again. You guys want to do that once a month with us? They were there the other day and they were looking for somebody. All right. We've got a sheriff and Kim. I don't know why they're looking at the house. He signed in there and says it's not abandoned. It's not for sale. Oh, he's an old man. His co-worker, that was his boss. Yeah. You know, he might, because maybe, maybe he's YouTubing. Did you see a camera? Let me see what this guy looks like. You know, you know that place that we did our video out on 44? About Jeepers Freebush? Yeah. There was a guy out there. It looks like the same dang car. Maybe it's a relative. I don't know. He was doing a video. Well, he is. How's that? Okay. He has, he has no relatives around here though. No. They're all from out of state. No. Somebody said maybe it's a relative. I think it's a YouTuber. That's what I'm thinking. Maybe they're following our YouTubes. I never did, I never did a YouTube on that house. You always mention it. I don't say where it is. So if he's got a camera, if he's got a camera, we'll go talk to him. Monkey said, hell yeah. Come on. Come on. Over here. Come on. I'll put you on your leash. Apparently this guy went around the back. That's a cord just went past. I said it looked like somebody had a microphone. Monkey's walking up the street. He can't even see her now. Yeah, all his relatives are out of state. They came, got what they wanted, and then I think they're fighting over the house. I think that's why it says it's, it's not abandoned. And it's not a, it's not for sale. Bruno, come on. This guy, I don't know who this guy is. I've never seen him over there before. He's coming around this side. We should go talk to him with Bruno. Come here, Bruno. Come on. Oh, it's a chick. Who knows. I know. Who is that? Well, she should have read the sign that said anything. Then she walked around it. Yeah. Well, then she had no business walking around. I don't know. See, he had a girlfriend. I don't know. But she wouldn't know he was gone. I'm sure. Maybe she just found out. Yeah, but they were split up for a couple years. Yeah. Interesting. But she didn't have a camera. She was just looking. She had her cell phone. She had something in her hand just now. Oh, well, she didn't have it running when I walked by. Well, it don't mean she's not ready. It don't mean. No. Maybe she's taking pictures or something. Strangest things happen over there. But usually when a place is tied up in theirs, that's what they'll do. They'll put a sign on. Yeah. You know that it's not abandoned and it's not for sale. Really, I like it being empty. I just don't want any bunch of kids in there. That's what I don't want. Because I really am the only house I have to look at. It's the only house you have to look at. Justin Barclay sent you a friend request. Hey, Bruno. Sounds familiar. Hot item. Brake cell under home. Nope. Already got one. Wow, we've been on an hour and ten minutes. It's hard work racing. It's not hard work racing. That's why you're sweating so much. Oh, he's hugging you. Yeah. He always hugs his mommy. Oh, geez. He does his mommy. Yeah. Okay. Well, that was fun. Yeah. We're going to find something else. A couple of go-karts. We'll put them in the go-kart races. Remember I won down there at the races? Yeah. I started out, what, fifth? Yeah. I started out fifth. And this guy, he had a fast record, man. I just could not get around him. Finally, he spun out. I got around him because I was in second for a long time. Yeah, that was an old town. Yeah. Old town, yeah. I'll race you there. Yeah, I didn't go there because we had a dog and someone had to stay over there. Yeah. We should have shots and race the trackers. Then we'll have a ticket for DWI. Only if you get caught. So we'll do laps around the yard. We'll put cameras on the trackers. Every lap, you got to get off, run over here at the table, take a drink, jump back on your trackers. Come up with. That'd be fun. What do you guys think, man? Did you do that when you had the junk yard? Yes. Yeah. I think we used cars because we had 63 acres, man. That was fun. How bad? I'll bet you that one. Where are you going? Yeah, that's right. I see your feet. Yeah, wouldn't that be fun, guys? I think it would be fun. I think it'd be fun. He was speeding up, man. I think it's 20, 25. You're bitching. He uses our drag racing attractor. It wasn't going faster. 25 miles an hour. It doesn't matter. We're taking up half the road. 20 feet of road there. We had 15 of it. Come on. Only one. Yeah, that'd be fun. Starting line to be right here. We'll just start on the driveway. Do a lap around the house. When you make a lap. Do it. When you make a lap. Jump off your tractor. Run over. Take a shot. Run back your tractor. Get on it. Make 10 laps. We can do that for like 10 laps. 10 shots. You can't have shots. Well, that wouldn't be fair to you, man. I'll be happy. I'd be shocked to be here. Not awful. That still ain't going to be fair to you. You'd be back running into trees. I'll be passing you, doing this stuff that you were doing to me. I should have never told you your throttle wasn't all the way open. It beat me by much, though. You got the dub. You got pretty much still of my energy. Well, the first time I did it, I ain't got off the dinged seat. That's won me way down. Well, if you watched the last race, you were getting closer every time. Yeah. Well, that one time I was pedaling. Then I'm like, oh, this is getting close. I better just hold it open. A lot of fun, though. Put a couple stacks on your track. Yeah, so what are we doing now? I'm going to watch the rest of my Ozark. You're going to watch every one of them? Yeah, it's a good show. Fucking stupid. Makes sense. That's true. You should have watched it from the beginning. No, if it was real life, he did not mean to add. See ya. You don't fuck with a drug cart. They will find you, and they don't go, well, you know, we'll give you another month. I'm trying to monetize. So I'll just cut that section out. Give us shit. You done off here? Where the hell are you? I was going to give him a couple more minutes, and then we'll find something else to do. Is he sleeping underneath it? No, he's looking around. He gets under the truck, checks shit out. Yeah. But he never helps me. So we got to plan that tractor race from the summer, and then we'll have to do a karaoke once a month. He got a thing that will make me look like the only asshole. Yeah, he can handle it from the background for you. No, he won't even howl. He just sits there one down, one up. I'm sweating out to get a drink. Well, yeah, he got twins in there. But I hang out later. We'll do a hangout. Well, it's kind of hard to do a hangout. Why? How are we going to do a hangout? We can try it. Can't guarantee nothing. Yeah, it might buffer a lot, but we can try it. Who's that? Kim. What time do you think? I don't know. I think I'll get dinner. Well, I'm not talking about like in the next two years. We'll do one to see. We can try it. I don't know. My internet's a little faster than hers. We'll still have to hot spot on, too. Check them out. Yep. They get more mail than I do. Eight? About nine? Nine good, you guys? We'll do a quick hangout. If it starts buffering now, I'll shut it down. Oh, we can try. Yeah, we can try it. I mean, this is a little faster than yours, but still. Is it enough to... See, you should be able to do it right here on YouTube. Yeah. Yeah, do your hangout. Well, Google Hangout. You can't do that anymore. No, Google Hangout's no more. They did away with that. They did away with the Google share group thing, remember? Why? Why would they have problems or something? Some people don't use it enough. Same way with... You should be able to instant message on YouTube. Yeah. Like you can Facebook. Yeah. They did away with that. Said not enough people was using it. Shit. We used it all the time. Yeah. They must have problems and didn't want to tell you. Yeah, we can give it a shot. What time? Nine. I told you nine. Okay. Because she said never mind them, but I thought we'd give it a try. We can give it a try. Nine is good. Okay. Yeah, we'll try. She's asking Ben if he's gonna be on. He might be looking at his packages. I can't believe it took so long. What? His packages. I know. I think so. It was one package, but still, I mean, how can... You don't understand it. How can it leave the same facility at two different times? I don't know. It don't make sense. It didn't leave the first time, obviously. It's like wipe them before you shit it. It don't make sense. You know, I mean, how? It's one package. Maybe they put it in as it left, but it didn't leave accidentally and got... No, because once it's scanned, it's scanned. They scan it. They just scan it. It goes on the truck. So how to leave it? I think I should get my money back just because they didn't get it there when they said they were gonna get it there for the parcel. Yeah. They should do refunds like that. They should, but they won't. Well, Ben would be getting his money back. Yeah. Because he paid for shit. Yeah. But I mean, it's not right that, you know... But they got a snow. Was things closed down up there? Nope. It's the mail. Runs every day. Well, no. No. This thing flashed for some reason. You didn't see that? No. That was weird. Looking at Bruno. You gotta see that. It was like... It was weird. It was not out here, but just in the screen. Like, I don't know. Really weird. One, twenty... Twenty-two? Nah. We'll give it to you. So, eight more minutes. Sound good? No. What do you want for supper? I have no idea. Okay. Relaxed. What do you want? Got an idea? No. No? No? Yeah, I think Ben probably went and opened this package. I don't know. Does it go to his house? Or was it an address? Yeah, it goes to his house. I thought maybe it was PO Box. No. It's an address, but not one can get out. Even save the city. That was weird though. Sent something clear across the United States. And she got hers a day earlier, as a matter of fact. Yeah. She was supposed to get hers on Thursday, too. She got it on Wednesday. Yeah. Sure did. Somebody's cutting something up over there. Probably a body. It ain't the tree house. There's nobody at the tree house. I'd act like a ghost and scare them away. They'd be like, I don't want this tree house to tot it. Yeah. I'll take it. There you can have it. All right. I'll get it out of there for you. It'd be hell getting that thing through the tree, wouldn't it? Yeah. You can come right through there, though. If I have to take my little trailer to lay it down on the trailer. Use your tractor bolt over there. Yeah. We'll go right around the backyard. Stand her up. Back in the corner. Get a gauge of that. Yeah. Now some electric to it. On the ground. You can do that, huh? You know. Well, I guess. It's got half-sun and half-shade. He's happy. He's got that one paw bent backwards. He's looking around. Look at it go over there. I don't know why he lays in there that truck. There's more shade over here than there is under that truck. He's under the truck. I know. He's as happy as can be. Oh, he's contained. He loves being outside with it. Yeah. He should have been in the race. But. Teach him to start us. Get him to stand between us. And when he shakes his ears, it's time to go. He's L.A. Get him a little tractor for him. So, a doggy tractor. They have it? No. I can build one. Be a John Deere. I.H., baby. John Deere. That John Deere has got a bridge and strand engine on it. Which is my favorite small engine. It's a bridge and strand. I don't like colders. It's pretty cold. Colder. Colder. Okay. Colder. Tractor's hot. No, it ain't. It's colder. Oh, shit, man. So, this is pretty much what we do all day. We don't have a camera rolling. This is pretty much it. I let her talk. That gives me something to talk about. You didn't know we were talking to me. Drug quartels. The quartels killed him. I'll be checking it every 10 minutes. Sit around and give each other crap. It's always fun. Yeah, you know it. That's what we do, yeah. Especially some of the things she says backwards. I mean, backwards is the way we talk. Where I talk. Him loves when I'm a smartass. That's shit, Will. Yeah, he strikes me as the person that can be that, too, if you want to. I love people like that. Want to make something? I don't know. That means I have to go to the store. I'll pass up her time now. Well, what do you... It's weird, I'll eat the duck some more. Calf seed. You want that? I wanted that last night. I forget it. That's fine. I was thinking about it. She was thinking about it, but I didn't know because she was at work. So, what do you want for supper? I'm like, I don't care. I was thinking calf seed. You want to go pick something up at Heidi's? Yeah, that'd be all right. I really wanted calf seed. Well, I'm not sure if it's all right. I wanted calf seed last night. Well, it was a little bit late now. We had Heidi's. Yeah, we had. I ate Heidi's. Heidi's what? I ate Heidi's. Yeah, it's a mom-and-pop place, but very nice. Oh, she's making Mexican. What you making? What you making? No, Mexican. No, Mexican. What you making? What you making? What you making, Jamaican? I made you brunch, though. Yeah. Eggs and bacon? Yeah. Really, what are you making? Poor people that are bored have nothing else to do but put on saber. Yeah. Yeah, ain't nothing else to do, but I'm going to put saber on. They're going to stay at home all day. Nobody's staying at home, really. I think half the people didn't have them. She's making tacos. Doesn't sound bad. No, it doesn't, does it? She's making tacos and rice. Yeah, that doesn't sound bad. You don't like rice? No, no. That's what she's making. He said Jamaican tacos. Let's try that sometime. Give me a video on it. Didn't wait. We did try them. Remember when we went to the flame market and they were Mexican? They were. They were Mexican. They were Mexican. They had good food, though. Yeah, they were reasonable. Yeah. It was a food truck. Yeah, it was a family thing. It was really good. That was all family. And their food was great. And they gave you lots. That's a good point. That was all, I forget what I had, but it was really good. Spanish rice is awesome. Do you like Spanish rice? No, I used to. I don't anymore. No? No, I had an incident. Wait. Hang on. Let me read this. Then we got to hear about this incident. Whenever monkey starts out with a head an incident, it's going to be good. Stay tuned. No, it's not. 2020, the year you can go to the store with a mask on while carrying a gun. And nobody questions you. We're in a zombie movie. That's about right. That's true. Walking in the other time with a mask on, go, all right, listen up. Everybody's hitting the dirt. I just wanted to know where the potato chip aisle was. So what's the incident? Oh, you don't want to know. No, I do. Don't say that. That's all. Really sick. So I have not had it ever since. That's not an incident. That's just you got sick. You got food poisoning. I know. I just got sick. You got the flu from Spanish. No, I got the flu. I told you, never fails from school. Never fails. And then I had that. And then I was half of it. I wasn't doing it again. You can't blame the race. Every time I look at it, though, it reminds me of that incident. I thought maybe, you know, we got put in jail or something. I thought it was going to be a good story. I ain't got no dang record. When we first got together, I told her I was in a Turkish prison for eight years. And she said, what'd you do? I said, I ain't know how to talk about it. There's another car. She googled me to see if I really was. That's just strange. All excited for some weird story. And she gives us this. I'm disappointed. I was surprised you didn't put a sad emoji on there. That's coming back. Yeah, I was like, oh, this case, usually her stories are like out there. I'm like, how do you know? It had nothing to do with the race though. Some of them are. Like what? What's out there? Let me hear stories. They're not out there. True stories. I know, but they're out there. We're here to hide. We've got one thing. I warned you. She didn't warn me that. She said, you know, well, you know, after about two hours of our first meetup, she pretty much told me her life story. And I was like, I said, she goes, she says, tell me a little bit about yourself. And I said, my name's Marty. Yeah. She goes in. That's pretty much it. He said a little bit. She's like, I'm hungry. I had no money. I'll buy. Our first date the next day. I was short $8. And I need to ask you this, but. Short $8. I'm like, I'm worried about something. I was like, dang, I really pick them. For the window. Yeah. She's reading with all the windows. Yeah. That's her story. Back out. I'm fell on her car where she was doing it. Yeah. I hope it stays empty for a long time. I hope an old couple. If it ever does sell or whatever. No couple. Yeah. You know, yeah, I would be nice. I don't want a bunch of kids. Or somebody. Or teenage kids. So I have to worry about. For somebody. For somebody that don't party like his asshole back here. Oh, this guy. You know why he's doing that? Because he's mad at the neighbor next door to him. So he's turning up his music very loud to disturb the old man next door. The two of them got into it the other day because the one back here, he had a fire and it was windy and it was blown right over into his house and smelling it. Well, he was burning trash. That's what he was doing. You know, it wasn't just a fire. I mean, it was black smoke. Yeah, you could tell. He was burning trash or carpet or something. It was bad. Yeah. So he was yelling and screaming at him. They was going to call the cops on him and all this. The guy got scared because he had an incident before that a while back with the fence. He had problems when he put up his fence and stuff. So they're always into it. But there's a deputy who lives. You've got the deputy's house. You've got this asshole's house and this asshole's house. These two are always feuding. Trying to outdo each other in the music. And they're right here on set. They're like, we're either one of them. Yeah, he's quiet today. Maybe he got arrested. I didn't get arrested. You didn't get arrested for loud music? I haven't heard from him. Besides, he doesn't go past the warden himself. There's some noise orders. No. You're allowed to jam like that until 10 o'clock at night. Yeah. I think it's 10 o'clock. But yeah. But you can jam pretty much all day long. Nobody can say anything. I mean, I don't mind listening to music. I mean, we love music, but I mean, you know. It's just when I'm trying to film. And it's usually because he does it every day. So how do I get to film, you know? Normally that don't bother me either. Because you really can't hear it in the house. But he does keep it down after warden himself. He's just doing it. Yeah, they're trying to irritate each other. They've been doing it a long time. In the meantime, they're irritating me. And they don't want me to join this game. If I get in the game. It won't be good. Well, baby. No, I was warned when I bought the house about them. I was like, well, I keep to myself. I do my own old things. But I wasn't expecting to have somebody with me either. Yeah, you do your own thing. You carry oaky live out here on your front. No, you don't. No, by my side. No, you do. All right, us. Yeah. Okay. You're part of it though. You know what I mean? Yeah. We've been on for an hour and 38. Okay. All right. So we're going to get off here. I'm going to go hunt. Just snare me a rabbit or something. Oh, the squirrels. She wouldn't even be a fluke to see one out right now. Nice breeze. Nice breeze. Yeah. Right out there in music with all kinds of power tools, engines and chainsaws. That's funny because I thought about that the other day. Starting that tractor up. Just letting it sit back there and idle. That might be a good idea. Oh, no, you know our smoke detector malfunction. And it's just going off for no reason. I thought I had it sitting out back. She went out and pulled the battery out. I was like, no, dude. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Just till the battery went dead. I said, I want to leave it out there and get back to them guys. You're like, no, don't do that. Like, fuck them. My shit malfunctioned. I don't know how to pull that battery out. I had one. I wondered why, how it was working, so. They'll be like, oh yeah, you can weld up a trailer, build trackers. You don't know how a batter-hand smoke gets back to work. Let's just go in and see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought about, yeah, I'm going to do that sometime. Oh, you tired? No, I was checking. Oh, I thought you'd put your head on mine. Oh, I was going to go, oh, it okay monkey. And she's like, no, just checking on the doll. Checking on Bruno. Checking on Bruno. Making sure he didn't disappear. All right, so guys, we will see you at nine o'clock, also in the link, and see if we can do it. What was it? Christmas Thanksgiving? Remember? No. Christmas? It wasn't Christmas or Thanksgiving. I don't remember. Yeah, we tried. No, Thanksgiving. We did one. We had a friends game. So it must have been Christmas. Or anyway, remember, I was just going to let them talk. And we'll see you guys later. Thanks for watching everyone. Appreciate it. Shave her in the middle of the middle of the edge. I'm gone. And we'll see you whoever joins in tonight. Nine o'clock Eastern time. So bye-bye guys. Take care. Thanks for watching again. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.