 six years old today. Who's in these accent? I was going to say hat, don't block, but I said hashtag and they blend them together. Here, hashtag. It's fucking good. All right. We're here. It's a main event of day number one. We just got out of that crew of our DNA. Absolutely classic shout to them too. Final battle of the day. Let's get straight into it. If you want to hit me on Twitter, Instagram, any of the things that links you on the screen. If you want to hit don't block as well, please get in touch. It's all good. We are six years old today. It's our sixth birthday annual event, November 2014 in Leeds. All right. MC's on my right hand side from the city. They are contenders for the title. Please show some fucking love with dialectics. And the final team I'm introducing of day one, show them love. The current tag channel, fucking love. All right, shout us out. Shuffle my dialects and Zed. Who wants to do it again? No, they're contenders. They go fast. Is that the rules? Yeah, yeah. No, that rule makes me fucking happy. All right, fighting. They're the contenders, so they're going first. And everybody can show some respect and quiet it down. It's round number one on dialects and Zed. Let's go. Someone shuffled a sewed jacket shirt. I mean, I heard in their house they've got 84 straps. I mean, Marlowe's known for what his mates call track. He's the type to break your door latch and take your stash. And he got that bloody great bald patch from wearing so many baseball caps. Shuffled tape. Huh. Yeah. Shuffling tape dates are all black. You may, the next day, you won't even call back. Sarcasm, a large pattern in your act. So fall back, because we know who the champions are. Who are two geeks to a few MCs that have mastered that art? When we're robbing us dark, a big shank will split your family in half. So after I leave your mum for dead blood, you can watch your uncle festering Adam's family's yard. We brought actual bars. So you might be able to challenge me when it comes to battling, Sar. But in reality, you can't stop yourself getting stabbed in the park with a sarcastic remark. So believe it or not, these two ain't really a problem. This is two P's in the pod versus two B's from the block. But if we're the ones who burst guns, supply weed and the rocks for the title, why the fuck's my rival supplying me with a shot? You see, way back in the day, my dad used to be a pastor preaching for God. But Jesus or not, you two ain't got us nailed with them verses because we ain't easily crossed. You drink tea from a pot from the stones. For us, you and who? You only have a two on two so you could recover a loss. I heard Shuffle used to be a magician. And now he's your assistant? Well, after I'm done cutting his top, there won't be no reappearances when you get put in a box. What is that? It's our dynamite. What the hell are you trying to grow? It's weird, since we've seen your career rise and float, but now we don't believe since we've seen the guys behind the ropes. So it's time to put a stop to it, staff, because you ain't got any bars. But since your friend's into that magic and he slams rabbits in the sort of his ass, you're only convincing me that you use trickery to get to the top of the card. You know why? Because you haven't got any bars. You play a comedy part, robbing the art copy, miniaturial song in the charts. Honestly, dad, I bet it's all posh in their parts, they cocks in their yard, probably laugh watching the economy, staff. All those animals you've shot and you found must make you feel like you live street. Ironically, you're only dunking the beastie because you're rich teeth. All the teenagers are weed blazers. Where they're from, all the teenagers wear tweed blazers. It ain't a movie scene, but you're usually seen me hold it down like Keith David. Once when it comes to youths and teens, you're usually see these hold it down like Keen Rapist. See us? We're lead creators. With street status, you can't take away. I'll come to your village fair. You won't escape your fate. Why is it in every battle you guys claim you're mates? Why? You even know each other's birthdays and I mean, I know that's your preferred taste, but me, I can't even pronounce them first names. You make it hard for me to show love. Me and you were only friends because you tried robbing a place, I was gonna blow up. Why the fuck would I invite you to that cypher that you show up? Yours try and go nuts. I swear it should come to blows, bro, but it already looks like somebody fucked your nose up. Cold, bruv. Listen, don't let me turn this into freestyle time. It's always fucking freestyle. You know you can't leave me out, Shine. If it was up to him, we wouldn't have done fucking three rounds, right? I have nothing in common with this guy. Nothing in common with this guy. On a wheel, except for the ends that we ran. Funny how they all think we're the frenemies yet, is these two that needed a formula to get their chemistry set. I'm dialect and zen. Come on now, don't fuck about. We put money down. What? The leg would get his title shot before the month was out. He has got his title shot. Doesn't count. You had to just stand and nod and accept this match. It's probably the most frank insulting you've ever had since the banker's offer was seven grand. The title? I bet if you'd been more patient, you could have had your shot of the better man. I'm just saying, you're only really here to narrow down the odds of who'd get the champ. Now your American fans are confused as shit because you've had to borrow a friend to clash. Because you've had the options that Zen has lacked. You're out the door this November and Jamma got you a separate clash. It's like you're stacking blocks on a Jenga stand and he hasn't got very dexterous hands so he's casually knocking them, sending, crashing and that's the problem with friends that rap. No. Actual problems, your friend is crap. You don't need his help to reach for your goal. Your Maradona, that extra hand is cannon fodder. You'd sever that. That was cause of massive awkward astronomical tension, lads. I mean, this pairing hasn't got an effective plan. It's catastrophic as Leningrad or crashing rockets and dexterous lads. You said Zen's like a little brother. If that's still the case, you're Gilbert Grake. And that's a honorable gesture, man. Giving up this time to sort your bros' needs. That gangster life you talk is phony, but you are like Michael Corleone, a man that's on a successful track whose family honour all set him back. A minute long. Yeah. What was the point? Zen's the shit one? We can see why you've got this title match. I mean, you beat Ricky C in Crisis Music. You lost about skiing big size. What the fuck? Yeah, it's going on. You two are not a proper team. There's no interactions when you split schemes. You're two and two like two separate battles on the split screen. Interactions when you split schemes, you're two and two like two separate battles on the split screen. Balsky and Sartre's killed you. Embarrassing you with ease. They deserve the shot to be the champions of this. Individual merit. That's the dialect alone. And it's teams that work as a team that should have the chance to rep the throne. If we had a say, we rather Balsky and Sartre's get a go. You two have been forced on us. Like when I last refreshed my phone. You can take the belt. What? Because you can flip the road of buoyant change of wealth so you can rebel or something. But you need to employ some basic help because what's the point? You're flipping a point when you don't have a point to make yourself. After we just be C major and his partner, the artist, after we just be C major and his partner, the artist formerly known as dickhead, keep the way Zen started pandering to me. Like, Marlo, how does it feel to be the champion, my G? You are the motherfucking man up here in Leeds. Thought you'd get it. Your fucking gasket bit was me. It's exactly because you're so hyperactive when you're keen that you'll never be the title holding battle in this league. If they win today, that'll be a scene. Err starts saying, don't flop. Two on two. He starts crapping in his jeans. And even when the official news hasn't been released, expect the status from Ferris Little Read, this is actually a dream with a link to We Are The Champions by Queen. Leeds, stop asking to see the title chain. I know to you it has some massive appeal, but it's like I told you, it's a vigorous speech. It's not actually real. This battle means everything to Zen, because he's never felt what is important as dialogue. If you... If you take, he'll born like a life was lost. And seeing the splits and predicting the end of our bars is all you're relying on. If you try predicting a bar at any point in this battle, it means you forfeit this title sh... Ha ha ha. It's okay, it's just a joke. This does mean a lot to you. So fuck Zen and Die-Elect. They're never getting my respect. They've been setting... They're... Fuck it. Fuck Zen and Die-Elect. They've been severed by the neck like Jebed Dyer's head. And if no one ever tries to step, I'll have him dead at my request. Make him get a giant check and have it sent to my address. Call up the banker and tell him I accept, but he can get it too if he don't recognise the best. I'm sorry, sorry. When we get inside events, could you please pull down your hat? You have a very shiny head. Shut up because we've got a slogan now. Ha ha ha. I'm missing Chris Leeds. We said no. I'm probably... He's battling soul tomorrow. Ah! Right, right, right. I'm not gonna lie. They are good, aren't they? I mean, and I'm not gonna talk like I'm gonna hold the block, but on a real G, you are so shit, you just need to come back, hold and squat. Cos you know what I fucked up then? I've seen his T and I thought, geez, these geezers better beware. Cos you know it's always grease when I start bringing frees to these pair, and I speak to myself, I can shuffle T and his T here, compare, cos after I kill these motherfuckers, he'll be screaming bare. All I'm ever doing is getting hyper-wrapped if I'm not worth the title shot. But on a real, I'm calm right now. I am buzzing now. And then you said, it doesn't matter if we don't win cos this shit doesn't count, but I could still kill him in 12 bars and make a dozen count. We've come to beat you so we can let you be funny people. That's just banter. We're about to make you look like Adam Sandler when he had the cancer. So you can try and win him off with a bunch of laughter. But me and dialect, we're two contract killers here for our nominal fee. Nothing we were going to catch these bodies for free. You reach the top of the league, try filling your wallet with peas, but only get charities for being the comic relief. Say it. Used to be Kai. I'm going to keep it kind of brief. Where it leads. So it's only right we see Kai's a cheat. I'm real talk. I ain't trying to mock your team, but why do you rhyme with this guy when his life stops the league? He reminds me of the run of the letter. Always hungry for dinner, but never quite got the teeth. I mean, come on Fab, you do look depressed as fuck. You're just another lost civilian, and it's quite obvious you use comedy to block the images of feeling lost cos your spot at the top is limited. But you need to stop the ignorance, cos if you don't sort your life out before you've got the millions, your depression will have you resting in the same coffin that Robin's chilling in. Is it true? Do you suffer from depression? Well, keep stressing, and soon enough you'll be needing a weeb break. Shut your teeth. What's out on his estate? Looking for hair. What's in a state? Looking for hair. I mean, come on, Fab, look at his hair. If you took more love in the caring to brushing your hair instead of just pushing it there, what about that fucking affair and you, but ugly pirate, look like Sunnigan Shared? On the real, don't think we didn't come here prepared. And this pair better not doubt what I said, cos it won't be no ball patch when I put a round in your head. Shut up to your mother, that cross surrounding them dead. Who crowned them the best? You ain't netting butt clowns with a rep. Fuck an answer weed, would you know about an answer respect? What do you know about travelling round for a set and trying to stop pounds in the checks to make sure your daughter's mouth's getting fed? I mean, we do more than just hang around the events. So how would you regret when you hardly come out of your ends like you're on housing arrest? You know why? Cos you ain't the best. So don't get deep with me because things will get real gritty in the lead city. Don't be silly trying to be for the three millionth reason till you see pretty CPD, CPD, CPD, CPD. Happy you cheeky. Things will get real gritty in the lead city. Don't be silly trying to be for the three millionth reason till you see pretty CPD, CPD, CPD. Leave me! So don't get deep with me cos things will get real gritty In the lead city. CPD, CPD, CPD, CPD. So don't be silly trying to be for the three millionth reason till you see pretty CPD, you want to break the ground I'm not shoving knees to the feet when I fuck y'all But do you believe in your feet? I'm not shook, I'm a squeeze of the heat If you're pushed with your fuck, do you bleed with your peeps? I'm a livin' sis just like wheezing a D What real top feet to one's E? See me? Then I'm from the lead city, whadda? See me? Then I'm from the lead city, bros With a man in my breezy with floss, so easy for bros Thing that I see in me's a drop, one blow Y'all buddy, you believe in your core I don't care about the rest If you're pushed with your fuck, do you bleed with your bros? Feeling good, but you keepin' up Caught you deep in a mud like Nina Simone Woah! You don't wanna get Rowdy with Zen, Rowdy with Death Don't me your head showin' Rowdy with Zen, Rowdy with Death Don't me your head showin' It's a new brand proud of my rep, no it ain't much new I'm waist down to ingestive, it's a good laugh To your flesh sounds are perfect, and I got the ground of a hits And on now that my whole style's out of your death It's just a pain at rest Bring out the sounds of the death, you know Get served in a counter effect How could you test when you're lookin' down to the press around in my face? Could you keep hounding your ex? Finking your posh when you're out with your becks When I owe four bars and I'm counting a plet Rump for your drugs, halting the rest I'll break your back and I'll put it there I want you to know, even though this two on two title might have come to hand You will never play no part in this culture fam And it's funny how you look so much like Russell Brand And it's funny how you look so much like Russell Brand And keep speaking on subjects you really don't understand You two think you're tough in the double I guarantee you'll always change this tune When I put it on shuffle They're equal And why were you guys clapping when they were doing that? White people This crowd knew from the jump the scene crackin' with fruit Now you want a taste of what it's like to be the champions too? You don't want it, trust me Allie, seriously You don't want the doubles title That is the truth They make you do battles with food There's something we've got to draw up if it's on our conscience We've got to expose this pussy scumbag for some proper bonnet Do you want to tell them? Do you? On your online official deal or no deal player profile says Marcus admits to having too much of a sweet tooth And lots of scuffing chocolates Interesting Beat in the cast of brains You'll blast away half your face if he's asked to wait till after eight or a... Gullion sucks The only shells you pop are the fucking Gullion ones No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Your street all quality Imagine Christmassy And he's got his stockings up with his gifts on the mantel His door all its size sneaks in with the candle And sees her father dressed up with the Grinch with the satchel Mouth covered in chocolate like Christmas is cancelled What are you thinking? How dare he milk bars a bitch Watching him Wiping saliva from his lips Running low on oxygen See, he just wants his chocolate fixed He wants to be scoffing it He wants a whole box of it Be ashamed if I were to start... Oh, I don't know, dropping it Come on, mate, this kid's starving in Africa I'll come with you about the mountain of sugar you eat And we love that we can joke with you Because we respect you so much Because you're good for the league I mean, you've said a couple of bars over the years We couldn't believe And I'm just... Sorry, I'm quite aware that your friend keeps looking at me You fucking bear it angers me You've got a theory on the way that you attack the scene See, you only take opponents on a downward street Let's take a look at your battle sheet You have sensor after a bad defeat This time he was catching heat for not being able to catch a beat And, uh... Bleed See, the title check you'll make a guy insane Just to show he's got a hole That's why Zen will never battle with an opponent on a roll But if a battle is sucking, he'll snap him up Like a photo of a pole Because it could be for him an easy win And he's going for the gold No more bars of shit But if it's appropriate, I'm sold Being a poacher is your role That makes you closer to your goal Question that you recently asked me What? Why does dialect always wrap about genitalia? Penis is largely You're always referencing cocks when you're completing the bar skin You've got dicks on their head like you fell asleep at a party I'm warring with a vet that's got a foreskin for a neck It's not about getting your hand on a baby's bell That was as awkward as it gets And by God, if you didn't say I'm not talking about an erection when I say I keep my semi-tux So if they become the champs Forgive me if I don't celebrate Because there'll be cock lines at the top Like a weather vane It's neat We laugh except for shit, mate So disappointing, we forgot what the bar is Your punches are boring It's full when you start It's half sex It's like telling your kids you're going Disneyland So they hop in the car quick Then say a noun, just joking We're actually going shopping for carpets And let me guess, Marcus He brought your goons with you I knew he would Wait, wait Don't call him a bastard, alright Back down It's his nasty friends that are making them act out I mean, he brings up those goons every time that he raps now And it's not his fault he's falling in with a bad crowd Truthfully, we've got to say We think you're a pretty nifty dude Gifted in the booth But You have got to stop Chilling with these Goons They are a bad influence on you I mean, Marcus, look I'd love to have you at dinner Wouldn't I? I really would You dudes and shitty boots Sprinting through my living room Having friends that'll kill for you But one of these days They could be killing you It's your chocolate And I like cookies too I've got bars like Charlie's Chocolate Factory And big rounds like Augusta's Glue I had to think some people in here Think I'm a flassie I've got shit set up until I build an explosive You all know I'm Asian You said 50 dudes sprinting through your living room That ain't dinner, dude That's a home invasion That weren't gonna happen Because you all know my floor's the hot And what I was meant to say at that point was If I go and get my gun and blow the glock You'll get less stretched out Like that first scheme in your first round slogan was See, this is Banderous versus Cantankerous This battle ain't no war You do bad bars and magic Something a wizard's already known for For frauds You would have fought in a clone war But this cold corpse holds no force Like old force Wait, pause You said you were a fiesta from 83 That got you from A to B He never got to see his misses She was always busy taking D That Polish bitch was on a date with me So tell her next time she wants to make a scene I'll pull out the python and she'll get beat with a light, son But fuck it That's make-believe Because you know what I'm on And that's making beats More than just blazing cheese and bean Like gangster youth fakes say a claim to be When it comes to the music There's not one fucking thing you could say to me So if you don't think this grand kick behind bars You must be crazy, T So I suggest you start taking heed Me and dialect, we've been on it from channel U Now these vile dudes think that they can judge me For my attitude But I grind a pool that will blow out your back Like a parachute Yeah, I'm a savage dude Fuck a placid move I'll have Adam spazzing when I smack him out his barret shoes Fuck clapping tools and robbers Grab this dude and have him Cabbage in this massive room And after I leave him black and blue You'll see Clara ooze out of his bandage rooms On some real shit A lot of these battle guys can't handle truth But like to be real Me and dialect We're not that gangster And I doubt you two are this posh Oh you know the hand You are a wanker And we can give a toss I mean when are lost At least we don't have to stand on stage And act like you silly sucks Oh sit and block Up all night to get your gimmicks locked But you're living lost Trying to give it lots Like Tommy Willis blogs Wow You see, Battle Rock was never about acting But you guys made it that way And I ain't saying it should change But when Toucan came out You claimed you were gay I guess you were just proving that Toucan played that game We've got our 15 minutes of fame The only question is whether you'll ignore your pride For the other 45 Now they've come for hours And now you're talking time So why throw up these West Yorkshire signs Direct for the city to form my rise So why you talking shite Cos if the doc can't get your job aligned I love this cunt talking like The son of Walter White The first to admit you've had an enormous rise But the fact that I'm always Here's where our career progresses And you ask the clients Fuck with us Until the judge gets them all to rise But I brought a knife for all the guys That forceful brides Now now thumb Why are you talking like You used to wait in the grids I mean look at all of the music they gave From all of the music they made And it's the people who've been a king Of the doc, thumb You what? You're the doc Oh wait, wait, wait He's on about the time These two tried making moves in the states You know when you shuffle teams Call that that peace treaty And they're super in ways Cos these city dickheads Nearly got booed off the stage Docs off in King of the Docs You tried making the two of us mates Even brought a peace treaty Cos you wanted proof of the names They looked you straight in your face And screwed up the page You gave him a paper plane It's only right you threw it away Even if we lose this today You think you dial it bro? We're sweating inside Cos you'll just be remembered as guys Who were the best at the time Until her and the rest of Doc Flop Left them behind Kinda like that peace treaty That never got signed You dissing us going to America In the title match Yeah they hated it That's why we were invited back And really two can play that game That was the line that you kept Now honestly, I liked it The first time it was set Why do you fucking punch me? But I don't think that he knows how He'd like to shoot his fist at my cheekbone Now you can't even come through With some kung fu to make me go down The fuck you I'll punch someone Like Theo He may make you think Like you'd hit you Like he'd hit you But you'd never punch with your fist You lot have more chance To be dilated with that gun In his hips that doesn't exist Cos you bring those guns out In battles Then he's always won your goombusts You're a fake G You do nothing but prove others are true thugs But you You're worse Cos you look up to this huge cunt You're in the shadow of that G Like the intro to Goosebumps Like pretending to be nice all the time That kind of shit is really fucking boring to write Fuck this shit To get more common wise It's time all you guys Saw a less employable side Dialect We saw your girl on a game show Rappers are massively punching above their weights I fucking know I am And despite his ugly face Shuffles day in a couple of eights Most pro of enigma Everyone's got a lucky stake Newland does alright He's made a lovely cake Keeps coming it's just worse I'm sure to your baby mother this must hurt But you're not punching above your weight She's punching above hers You could be an extra member and take that You're so good looking My mum thinks you're hot And she normally hates Seriously though Your woman Totally harsh face Our advice leave her alone in a dark place A more pitiful look than a homeless guitarist She's a trophy wife That's a trophy for last place And I'm s- For fucking emo stasis Updating us on what your fucking emo stasis One recently just said Grow man tears Exactly right That shit made me grow man cheers I really want to make sure That this isn't an understatement If you're one of these pillocks That runs to Facebook To post an ambiguous public status With a ridiculous fucking statement That essentially begs people to ask What it actually is that you're fucking saying like Some people never learn Gonna be thinking of someone later Just when you think things are going right The thing that you love is to kill yourself Pay and use the private message more Cos you are everything wrong With this attention seeking like the Weber's forge And one of the worst cases I see online Dialect is yours anyway Ran over No I'd like to event some more Now whether it's about spitting freeze With Ricky C or how you want a killing spree I've got to stop hearing you brag about your own ability Like salesman at a business meet Showing off a hit this week's target That shit is weak and it just doesn't sit with me Get rid of that big head before I remove it With the guillotine There is a reason him and me Don't show off on our Twitter feed Arrogance is characters In battles you can blow smoke About yourself like nicotine But fuck doing it outside of it Have some fucking dignity If your respect and end of fact Say they rate you lyrically Don't go on Facebook claiming you're God's gift to me It's not your fucking place to say Have some fucking humility And just cos you went on And just cos you went on Thiel or No Deal And didn't only come up with five pens Doesn't mean you haven't quit as a runner of Skar yet Stop bitching behind people's backs About the money you'd like then Maybe if you actually wrote Instead of just rebuttling lines Then you could chuck in a price next High rise Sounds like a clothing line in peacocks And your best battle is bleak Your face is as ugly as my head We could dodge your best punches With a couple of sidesteps Cos we're those motherfuckers The chocolate brothers It's a fuck up your grind set Champs are here You are not a proper team Only one of you has a rap career You don't even write together That is clear It's cavalier Whereas our prep game Is south-west trains For three hours then praying We can crank the gears And make a clash appear And when we write this shit It's a whole different atmosphere When we have ideas It's not a light bulb That appears as a chandelier I can share the fans in here And hand out free shit like here Have a bitch Cheers All we know is we climbed this mountain in here And we bought a fucking camping gear Sounds good, it's not gay Let's go Yo, you, Nan Fresh off watching that Shuffle team in Marlow Versed dialect and Zen battle I just want to say that was That was insane That's one of the best rap battles I've seen live In a long, long time Now, insane I wanted to do it like properly And not just do it on like, you know Overall Like I thought It is a title match So I should break it down by rounds I had Shuffled team in Marlow Winning the first round Zen and dialect won the second round That double time shit I know people might say It's irrelevant and all this But it ain't got to be personal, bro That was executed fucking Ridiculously That was If you could find me Ten rappers in Don Flop They could do that I'll pay you money That was insane That was fucking insane And then I had You know Zen and dialect's third round It just wasn't at the caliber That Shuffled team in Marlow Was at all, man I fuck with Zen and dialect Heavy, go check my battle with dialect It's a fucking classic But I've got to say That I feel like Shuffled team in Marlow won that two One Yo, man He did battle Crazy, man Fucking dialect Is my motherfucking brother, man I've never seen Zen before Zen is dope His rebuttals His freestyle Is crazy I'm already a fan of Marlow and Shuffle You know what I'm saying I've been a fan of them dudes Been following them since before Marv and the Quest match, man It's first round Marlow and Shuffle Second round I gave the dialect And Zen As much as I want to give it To dialect and Zen, man They really did their motherfucking thing Punches, freestyle Every thing They was well rounded Well rounded But them Shuffle and Marlow Man is I don't see too many people I don't see them dudes, man Yo, shout outs to Shuffle and Marlow I got them two, man Two one G-PS5 are air judging Marlow and Shuffle T vs dialect and Zen This is a close battle I'm not even going to judge it on rounds I thought they've been getting at each other But One thing has stood out for me above And beyond everything else This is the dynamic and teamwork Of Marlow and Shuffle T It's just shitting on what dialect and Zen are doing And they mentioned it in there And I thought it hit I thought dialect and Zen went off You know, dissing each other on the first round I don't think that's effective I thought I was a waste of time Took away from momentum You don't want to be doing that I think Shuffle T and Marlow Had a couple times when they did it But nowhere near to the extent of dialect and Zen And I thought overall It's just the teamwork And how well they're getting across What they're doing It's slicker You know, I like the free styles That Zen's coming with But overall, bar for bar Execution over time I'm going to have to give that To Marlow and Shuffle T Which I weren't quite expecting At the beginning to be robot anyway Yes That was a fucking tough call I'll just get right into it I feel like dialect and Zen Had a really clever opening Where they did the whole sarcasm Like pointed out That was like one of the That was a really good preemptive strike And also they had like A lot of dialogue incorporated Into their first I feel like that took a lot away From Shuffle T and Marlow Going on about It's like watching a split screen And you don't even write together And stuff So I think they played it Really well in the first round In that sense I had Shuffle T and Marlow Like a little bit heavier On the punches But I called the first round even Because of that And also Shuffle T in minor slip The second round I think I think I was like Brilliantly executed By the home team I think like People would expect them To be like Like they could quote unquote Rap better But what they did Is they turned their Wrapping ability into a gimmick And I think that's showmanship They like They countered Marlow and Shuffle's like Advantage on the showmanship part And that was brilliant Like I'll be honest Like most of the time When they were rapping that fast I didn't even catch it But like obviously it works So I don't even care What they were saying Like you know If it wasn't in England It might not have worked Even maybe if it wasn't in Leeds But it was tonight In Leeds They're the home team The perfect thing to do And I don't know How well it's going to translate On camera But like The vibe was crazy So yeah That was like The moment of the match I think like Even though Marlow and Shuffle Are brilliant I think I just might Have to give like A slight edge to dialect And Zen because of that Also I think Zen's rebuttals At the beginning of the third Grade Also that doesn't count Earlier on I think that People were kind of A little bit worried That Zen might be Boxing above his weight class So to me It felt like this was his Big moment Like he really rose To the occasion And Yeah he did really Really well And I think his rebuttals Kind of might have Edged it Towards dialect And Zen Also I feel like Shuffle tea and Marlow Their characters Work really Really well When they're like Clowning people And being sarcastic Like the Christmas is cancelled Shit was brilliant But that same persona Is not as good When you want to be like Sincerely judgmental Like when they start Making people What to do with their lives And putting people down And it feels like They're being sincere It's like Then it would be better With a different persona Not the posh guy Coming in and telling you How to live your life Like It doesn't work as well As the clowning stuff But I think both teams Did brilliant Marlow had like A little problems Getting going After one reaction That was also like When it's so close You just got it counted In So actually I'll give it to Man, that was a crazy battle Two on two Dialect and Zen Versus Marlow and Shuffle T That's probably One of the best two on two I've seen Round by round I like Dialect and Zen's First round But I actually think This battle really came To who and second Because it was unlimited So If I had to choose I know Marlow and Shuffle T One of them stumbled In the first But I still feel like Their first was strong enough To get that round Round two Hands down Dialect and Zen The back and forth Double time The ground The ground That was just That was the crazy Shit I've ever seen Back and forth for two different people So I definitely gave them that round And then I feel like Dialect and Zen They were strong in the third At the beginning But they kind of died off At the end And Marlow and Shuffle T That last part When they said A bright idea To you as a light bulb To me as a chandelier That was crazy So I'm gonna have to Edging to Marlow and Shuffle T I think they definitely Edged that battle But I think it was a good battle Sleepy G Just judged The title match I don't know how I gave Pretty much Every round To Shuffle and Marlow Man I thought Every single round Dialect and Zen Their rounds were The way they were The best way to do it But every single round Shuffle and Marlow Hit back harder Harder Like sorry for the Not very breakdownly thing But I gotta leave All right Well Twisted pennies BLG Let's just watch Shuffle T Dialect and Zen Obviously when people say It's hard to judge battles This is the first battle I've ever judged And the third event I've ever been to I'm just in the deep end But obviously I just Have to hold it down Shuffle T and Marlow Definitely made me laugh A lot more Like as usual Like it's just like How did you even Like that's just What the fuck You know what I'm saying But Rap wise I'll give it Dialect and Zen Because That thing about the Goons at dinner That made me laugh Like a lot But then You know what I'm saying But Yeah that's definitely The best performance I've ever seen from Zen And obviously Dialect held it down And They came more Of like a Like a calm angle Obviously They did the whole They did the whole Brain thing Where they just Went back to back With the rapid fire thing For a while And I think That was key in their success Because that's them Showing them an element On this On this kind of platform And yeah I'll give it to them Just that wise You know what I'm saying Fucking fuck with them You know what I'm saying But For rap value I'll give it to Dialect And Zen Comedy wise And entertainment Show for TMI So rapping So overall Dialect and Zen So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So So