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I'm just saying People you know didn't love chopped it five all pigs mate hate him If you don't go to jail, I'll run around crown court naked and didn't go to jail hate him We're going to chip it to get some chips in the drink 18 year old Jordan doesn't have a fixed address but being on tag means he has to be indoors by 9 p.m. My curfew is 9 p.m. And I shouldn't be out But I didn't go The car proved that I'm not out of the building though because the night seemed to be a little bit of a problem Because the night staff don't give a shit My tags deactivated at the moment because I've got kicked at me also and as you know, I'm in James Lee so I'm technically no fixed abode at the moment because you can't You can't have an address at James Lee. So you're technically still homeless even though you're not homeless Turkish delight me. I tell you what it's the best shipping water and I've been joking When did you meet Jordan? About a week ago in it. I'm James Lee. I was the most homeless This dude be taking way too many risks like It's people locked up jammed up that would love to be out on tag and he's just taking it for granted Both in the same situation, bro. That's where family starts Yes, boss man Can I have a large chips and cheese with red salt on the chips and barbecue sauce and the cheese pills Now he doesn't do grumpy Shit, that's a police car. Oh, you better not turn around him. You know, I think he knows me One minute one minute one minute Breach me tag right now. Oh, yeah Like we need to like run down there or something Now he's turning left and now he's alright. I was up for running to get back Yeah, boss was if he did turn around if he's so worried. Why is he walking on a main street? Get off the main street then I'd have been there before he caught me It's like a weird feeling in stomach basically where you think someone's going gonna go wrong and when it doesn't yet such a relief me I'm worried about meeting the police mate because if they meet me and they know who I am then I'm fucked I'll go back to prison straight away for breaching my time You give them the best when you can and you make sure they can't see your face Because if they see your face, you fucked me. Trust me. They know who you are 60 million pounds has recently been spent on GPS tags Which will track off in just 24 hours a day Well, I was telling you something's going on, bro It's just so nice and calm and all the horses are dead calm on here as well That's tram pie tram Kean's court day is a few days away So his mum Jane is taking him out to keep his mind off things Come on, then. I'll just take you in. You don't want to say hello It is proper nice out when you look at the other man Let me know in the comments has anybody rode a horse before You'd be surprised when I was I rode a horse before This is one time I never do it again, but you know what I'm saying I was a lot skinnier than what I am right now So, you know, but I definitely did it How do you feel being here? She's relaxed, innit? She's whenever I'm out with my normal area If I'm somewhere over a farm My shoulders go down like cos obviously I'm relaxed Yeah, you are a lot more When I walk around the streets and I always You're on edge, yeah I think something's going to happen or like someone's going to get me from behind or something So how was the Chicago? I was feeling like a little boy I was lovely I was never thought it'd end up in court Hopefully that's the end of it now, innit? It is Let's get up to the bomb When did you start getting in trouble? I was about seven, got in the wrong crowd And then I just started being a little bastard I just didn't care I've been in trouble for like a few things Criminal damage, being in stolen cars Possession of blood, the article When he's gone climbing I'm not like trespassing, innit? And then I've been done for the assault It's a lot for a young one Considering I'm only 17, yeah This upper lip don't move when you talk That boy I say I've had a neck pain, you know G.H. Possession of a blended article Like move your upper lip So we can hear Yeah, there it is How do you feel about the fact that you're a criminal? People make mistakes You have to learn from them mistakes I've learned from my father He doesn't make me a criminal Not now He just makes me youth That's made mistakes There's only so much anyone can do You have to let your kids grow up, don't you? Did you have any role models when you were growing up? My mum My mum's always been a role model for me Growing up, like, because obviously I've never really seen much of my dad growing up as a kid Bigger balls than dad anywhere Are you gonna buy me a bus if you can't shop? I ain't sure With Tommy's court hearing just around the corner My bad These last days are freed By going from bad to worse The gas has gone The all-cribs in the UK got this cover over the gas The thing The gas has gone Do you know what I mean? This is when I'm better being in the fucking jail now All the fucking The fucking living with no fucking Is he like, he's on now, is it? Yeah, they're like, he's going without charging I'm selling me television Because I don't need it anymore And it's boxed too cheap And I could sell it straight away now Hey, come on then I can't believe I'm doing fucking this Hi mate How much did you get, Tommy? Enough 20 quid 20 quid for the fatback He had a fatback flat-screen TV It's the day before Kean goes to court He could be facing his first time in prison His neighbor Phil has come to give him some advice This is the Scouse way Hold on, matter of fact His bro playing broom, a pool with a broomstick He out here making a hat tonight Are you going to court with all six? 500 quid for a pout of backer And 50 quid for a set of skins So do you know what everyone was using? Bibles I'll go buy a pout of backer and stick it up your ass Kean, no I'm saying if you stuck a pout of backer up your ass And went and said no, you've got 500 quid It seems you'll land in there Well, that was some of them you asked All that bashing's wrong Well, how would you get in here? How do you think every other fucker gets in here? I know I'm playing with some mad stuff But I think this is the worst thing we've ever played with What is it? Brush Ah, two shots I ain't gonna lie I ain't gonna lie, he better than me with the broomstick He better than me with the regular poolstick I hit it with my eyes and pour Keep your head down, that's all I can say Game set, mate, next Kean's girlfriend Jen is preparing for the worst We've been going out for seven months Nearly eight The first proper relationship I've actually ever had in a long time She's really a queen In a long time, you're like 12 I love him to bits He just looks after me And like, I probably really adore him so bad I worry about Kean going to prison I don't I don't think he'll Call He'll be just hard I'll still be with him But, yeah Might be in the last joint Might be in the last smoker for Eden You've been calling nice You've been caught with knock-off cars You went jail, bro If you don't go jail today, I'm gonna run round Crown court naked If you don't, someone's looking down on you Wait, wait, wait What is he smoking? In like, an hour when he's smoking They don't test you Don't forget, we'll all love you if you go to jail We all love you, Kean, don't worry Rock silent Have you ever thought about what you'll do when you become free? Nah, not really I don't really I don't think like that, I think one day at a time Because you could plan for summer And then it'll go wrong and then you'll be disappointed Do you think that you've been delta Harder-flow than others? In a way, yeah In what way? Just not really been given an opportunity To fucking prove to people that I'm not Half as bad I know, bro, is not sitting in this camera Prying victim right now We've watched you For three episodes Prove The exact opposite What are you talking about? Friendships, like Pretty much all you can get really, isn't it? You've gotten good at wheelies I remember when he couldn't wheelie When you got no money in no house Can't have other people, don't you? His front brakes too squidgy See, don't work I know they don't It's the last day of Tommy's trial And his friend Adam Has come along to support him Pen's out of the jewellery, aren't they? Yeah, that's the one I mean I thought that was me, I just don't know It'll be all right, man When did you start vaping? I'm only doing it to get used to it if it goes to prison That's vaping jail and I've got to get used to it All right, what time do I need to be there for? Okay, nobody's right What's the score today, love? Yeah, I know you had to bring a bag of me And I got on to that What did your lawyer say? Was that your lawyer? Hey, Adi, what do I have to take in my bag? He said take your bag with you, mate Yeah, just in case she said At that point, I probably would have fired my lawyer What you mean? What you mean, take the bag just in case? Do you not have faith in what you've laid out in the courtroom? Take foxy socks I don't know, may I take two pairs of chip clothes? You know, you're like, I'd want one of each or something We've got to be there for courts, it's hadn't been Right, so we're off then, yeah It goes on, doesn't it? Got a big fucking day ahead of me A fucking big day I think this might be your last cigarette for a while I'll be getting sickies in there Nah Do me good to give up I feel like him currently in this show is the only one that, like seriously deserves, like, to be, you know what I'm saying? Like, that I think will change his life It's a few hours before Kean's court hearing I've called somebody I've been lost about him No, Kean I don't mean it They'll be using cinematography filming through the whole Kean punched in the door I feel like a drag queen because, like, I have a lot presentable I'd go in my fan closet for code Boots covered in, oh, shit You have to make an effort, though, don't you? I can't go in looking like a chav Are you nervous? No Not as nervous as what you normally are I'm, like, lovely and nervous But you get ratting, that means you're nervous I don't get ratting Yeah, you're doing it with me Yeah, you do Are you nervous, Joan? Me? No I was up and down out there, I'm in court with I'm in an overlap as well, so it's, like, we go again, sort of thing You know It says it all when a few of the same Father's being your kid's life Like, you guys know your first name Nothing to be proud of Right, I'll see you later, lads Bye, Joan Honestly, I do think I'm going to go on site but I think both of them I hope this is your last time, Kean, because, like, oh I guess they could come in here So, his case is just if he's going on tag or not? Wait, what? Or going off? I've been caught for me, boys Oh It's going to be over 20 times I thought he got his tag taken off last episode So, he's going to court I don't even do the crimes, but I have paid the fines This is the last time though, isn't it, Kean? You'll be fine Conditional discharge £640 fine No jail, no tag How would a raver in being on tag for me? Because they don't give you his big fines No jail, no tag Conditional discharge, fine That's a good outlook She's whilin' Plus, they'd have to be in it eight then, wouldn't they? Right, come on then, mister At least now I can go to work Pay my mum I'll pay her 20 quid a month After spending 12 weeks on curfew Jordan's tag has finally been removed He can now legally go out after 9pm I'm free Bro ass was outside anyway Two days ago, it was amazing Very nice To me, my tag put my life on pause I couldn't do anything I couldn't get a job Because people look at the tag and think No, I can't employ him Because he's a criminal It's kind of a sense of freedom now Everything that I've previously used to do I've left behind, you know I'm finished with that life I'm finished with it Moving on I'm not hanging around with the people that I... Thus far, Jordan has had two fresh beers And a shot, who paying for that? Who paying for that? He used to hang around with me Except for Connor Because he's one of my best mates I was getting the black away from him He said he could be in another bed I want an easy life I don't want the stress anymore Looking behind my back for the police And people after me And fighting all the time Getting hurt Maybe going to prison I just don't want that stress anymore So I've decided that I'm going to work I'm going to do honest work And honest work isn't stressful Lucky little bastard Tommy's court hearing has come to a close Life's a fucking dream Very locked up He was cleared of the robbery charge Happy fucking days, that's it now Done Where he at? He didn't sold his TV He can't even go home Crack a cold beer and watch a show He fun to just think Ke'an is sticking to his word And is planning for his future Try and get me on little business Just line skating Fucking no I like it It's not a grapple There's money in it as well Fucking lovely I need a fair bit of money Not for Ellen and all of them Lurie and Ke'an on skating Ellen cares a lot about her They do not look like professionals Ke'an's a bit of a dodgy man Man's got a dodgy reputation He's doing some sports When you just stop It's just like a mad fear Fuck you smashed it all That's shit Shit a bit bro Lai 40% of young offenders will commit another crime Within a year of their original offence Damn, can we leave on a positive note Why we gotta be so negative at the end? BBC? Those who will Those who do will commit an average of four They just gonna leave on a negative That's negative to end the season No, I'll go