Purple Tunnel of Doom -- a Song





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Published on Jan 22, 2009


Well I gotta tell ya, a little story, about a line I was in.
Woke up early in the morning shoulda had me some gin.
Yeah i was up so early to the subway, the morning barely began.
So crowded there at the station, only Waldo would grin.

But i rode that train to
the Purple Tunnel of Doom.

Line snaked straight through the highway, under 395.
People clamoring for a little elbow room, just to stay alive.
And me? I just stood there with my camera and i took it all in.
The patriotic songs interspersed by chants of "Please let us in,"

Oh why can't we leave here?
This Purple Tunnel of Doom.

We've been standing here without direction for far too long.
Won't the Good Lord send us someone who knows what's going on?
If any of us had any idea this is how it would be,
We would have just junked their tickets, and waited for 2013.

I hope by then there's no...
Purple Tunnel of Doom

So the gates were closed at 11 am.
People out there, standing there everywhere, screaming "Please let us In!"
And me? I just stood there with my camera.
I laughed and i cried.
That tunnel was just so damned gross, smelled like something had died.

I guess there's no circulation...
In Purple Tunnels of Doom
(Purple Tunnels of Doom)
The Purple Tunnel of Doom
(Purple Tunnel of Doom)
Purple Tunnel of Doom.

Its just like a black tunnel of doom,
Except the people in it have purple tickets.
It's kind of like a cricket match

But somebody forgot to bring wickets

A purple tunnel of doom,
Purple tunnel of doom.


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