 I was watching CNN late late last night you were probably sleeping but I watched the comedy episode of Chris Cuomo, oh you're a psychic man you're sharp, Chris Cuomo, Rudy Giuliani and Chris Cuomo, and I'm surprised Jeff Sessions still has a job, but you see how Cuomo was laying it into Giuliani like he does, and then of course at the end I felt I had a hard time watching Anthony Bourdain episodes because of what happened to him it really it's really painful but I watched it, oh who's the gentleman the black guy but his last name is Lemon, he's good, he's good, yeah Don Lemon was interviewing, no none of them, but I'm saying Don Lemon last night was interviewing Avinati, Stormy Daniels lawyer Avinati who's another sharp cookie was great and you know what and Don Lemon was hammering him and Avinati was giving him answers left and right and he he was like he was he was he knew Michael Cohen inside and out the whole thing, he's trying to put a he wants to put a restraining order on Avinati to keep them keep quiet, well you know with the with the Trump Foundation he was using charity money, how you doing, he was using charity money from the Trump Foundation to pay private vendors, Trump is saying like oh we only work for these people for a time, they said today he's fed up with them, acting like they never hardly knew him, he's fed up, he's gonna call, why shouldn't he talk, he's screwing his ass, he dug his own hole, but I remember when he used to get on CNN's they all trumped this, trumped out to the whole thing, makes a dig on him that you're going to learn from this boy, you're going to learn hard, yeah but I mean I mean the whole concept of using charity foundation money for private business purposes, they all do what it's wrong and that's besides the point, the point is this guy right for his people, they all bailed on, oh and Lemon mentioned every single lie that Trump utters out of his mouth, no he didn't, let's be honest, daily, according to the Washington Post so far it's one of the 3,000 lies, so though they didn't, they didn't say them all, no it's over 3,000 so far, Don Lemon doesn't have it, last week alone was 19 so far they said, just last week, 19, 19 blatant lies, oh my god, people say CNN lie, CNN shows you the clip of Trump's fucking mouth saying that, no you know who, you know who criticized CNN, somebody I know who's a Fox, who's a Fox News fan, Fox is not News, no, it's a communist channel, it's RT television, well fascism, yeah, it's communist, it's a communist channel, it is not a news channel, I look at a satire to be honest and they're racist too, they've had psychologists, CNN said Sean Hatterty is he is verifiably and most definitely, he's schizophrenic, but like O'Reilly wasn't too sick, O'Reilly was a nutcase, O'Reilly, how does somebody get a big contract like that, that he abuses O'Reilly, how does somebody like Roger Aylton come into to be CEO when you're a sexual predator and a moron, really, where are you Murdoch, you dumbass and you know what the funny part is, the Republican Party is turning a blind eye to Trump's lies, no, they're not doing anything about Donald Trump I'm going all, I told you about this, this election, I'm going all Democrat down the road because my party sucks so hey, but in reality Trump has impeachable offenses, but the party's not doing a damn thing, because they care more about their agenda well, like I said, coming next election, when they're displaced, now what are you going to do, you care about your election again? you blew it boys, you shamed not calling my other President or Republicans, I'm not voting Republican, fuck that I mean Ronald Reagan would turn over in his grave if he saw where it was going he's not going to go Republican any way at all it's horrible, and this guy Sessions who has investments in the privatized prison industry, no wonder why he wants to load them up with trivial arrests like marijuana and every little damn thing you're all scum you know, to me it's legalized slavery, the privatized prison, to be honest with you and they're getting away with it, the party just doesn't do a fucking thing the party doesn't do anything, they don't do anything that's why I said I'm going all Democrat oh, and then they had a debate, it was probably a rerun of this Republican with an arrogant smirk on his face about separating children from their parents at the border they're all, everybody's fed up with that you know, I saw a photo of- Trump's blaming the Democrats they said Trump could change that in five minutes, it was his order, just smiling to say it's over but did you know I saw a photo of a little boy crying in a cage we also hold that, the woman who was breastfeeding in the trial was the ex-promer and the woman who's looking for political asylum because they said they had to take the chance just now before I left it's more dangerous staying home the woman says she could get murdered by the gang, the MS was MS-13 they will be murdered if they go back, they can't go back no, they need a political asylum this is bullshit didn't Trump ever hear a political asylum? he doesn't care, Trump cares about Trump, he's praising this asshole oh, yeah, that's right that's the first thing to start with the guy's a murderer what's next, why don't you give a state of the nation dinner for an al-Assad too fly him over this guy's a murderer this one can't even fly over, he's going to borrow a goddamn jet from China but he's a murderer's dictator murderist, rapist, a whole bunch of gulags he's got how many, he's got any gulags over there he's got hundreds of rapists, he's a murderer he's a scumbag he is a scumbag hundreds, yeah, hundreds of thousands this al-Assad has killed over 500,000 of his own people 500,000 and using chemical warfare no, that's the icing on the cake and here he's praising his own, he's always a smart man Kim Jong-un torturing people in his gulags hundreds of thousands of people he has to be like a sociopath a pathological liar, yes, but a sociopath you know, there are people that were born rich that have a conscience like the guy that owns the Houston Rockets with the hell's his name again no, the guy that owns it oh man Cuban, his last name is Cuban Mark Cuban born rich, where have you been? Mark Cuban wasn't born rich he lived in his car Mark Cuban, he's self-made? yeah I didn't know that why do you think he settled in Dallas? well, that's why he's a nice guy he ran a lot of money in Dallas and said to start his company as well I guess this is as good a place as any I didn't know, I didn't know he was self-made no, he was flat broke so he's self-made, I didn't know whether he's born, where would you get born rich from? somebody audited on TV why? well, then apparently it's not true no well, that's why the guy has a conscience he lived in his car and he's philanthropical I mean, generally, you know, he cares your biggest really for that Bruce Wayne, no, that was a TV show Bill Gates and his wife their foundation is phenomenal yeah, I know, but he stole it he stole it the only thing with Bill Gates is he's pushing those toxic vaccines in third and fourth world countries is he? are they really taught? we don't know yet well, Gardasil has killed many young females I don't know every drug has a side effect what do you call it? the human papillomavirus my doctor insists no one has died no one has yet died from the Gardasil vaccine I go, Dr. Rigolosi, I'm reading articles about it all the time he stole he stole Facebook you ever see how Google Facebook was created for government collecting information no it was created as a little goof to rate the girls on campus at Harvard that was all that's how I've always said it takes some luck to lock out well, you see how smoky he was during interviews in Washington no, he was a smug he gave answers but he stole the one that was smug was that that other moron that just got jailed that raised 5,000 5,000 percent on his drugs oh, the price gouges Jurgor-Wago, Zeg-Gag or whatever the name of the drug Jesus, come back that damn smirk on his face well, I'm glad they wiped that off this goddamn place that's a new little pump you're telling me you know what his smirk was? you'll never touch me well, we touched him I think it was an HIV drug that he was whatever but he was a price goucher we touched you we touched you now you're in jail speaking of what he did I read an article leukemia drug called Gleevec cost $159 to make the drug company is charging $149,000 why do you let it down? because I want to remember the details can you write any bigger are you still going for the satellites? no, I don't want to strain my eyes apparently my god you remember Mr. Magoo with Jim Back is everything is that who you are? you're Mr. Magoo now I'm Magoo and you've done it again so what? at least I can read it well, you do print big though you know what? I said it's bad without my glasses and I can read that I'm serious I could read that from over there I know how you write you write small no, I write nice and normal well, for you no, for most how many people do you know print like that? for most, William H. first and second graders so the moral of the story is they're price gouging they're using sort of extortion or exploitation of people with serious illnesses serious illnesses and they're taking advantage of that and that's new? no it's called people without a conscience and that's new too? that only care about making money and that's new? no, it's not new I think that's Gabbage Gabbage Gabbage no, that's Boston for Bostonian for garbage Gabbage I have a friend who says Gabbage I like Gabbage oh, I love Gabbage are you kidding? I like cauliflower my grandmother was one of the most from Worcester, man I was a a lemonster and then from Worcester I was conceived in in Lemonstead Lemonstead yeah, Worcester is by Chickapee and Springfield it's in the center it's in the center of the state I know Worcester no, I've been there it's right by Chickapee Chickapee and Springfield talking to myself oh, wow remember how you used to bang a straw and it wouldn't bend it used to go boing and it used to... everything is like... my straw's never worked it's like a reality show the last straw the straw that broke the camel's back he's a punk at 33 years old 52 billion what about Jeff Bozo Bezos of Amazon Jeff Bozo Bezos Jeff Bezos, the guy with the the funny bald head he has quotas on his all his office workers if you don't produce a certain amount he fires you but he don't pay, he's getting away with taxes federal taxes, federal taxes Commodore Jeff Zanbello Warren Buffet his daughter's name is Little Miss Muffet Little Miss Muffet it's kind of corny but it was funny it was funny to me 100 billion yen the third apple they had him on TV what are you doing Jimmy? I don't know, I'm... oh you're getting me psyched when they had people to teach he was, I'm kicking myself every single day $2,300 and you were to go with it 75 million shares of apple Warren Buffet all we need is for them to pay their fair share in taxes they've been at the right place at the right time they got lucky right they called the creator said let us develop the software the guy said why not I had nothing this is Bill Gates Bill Gates and I hung the phone up with the fall right and I said what are we gonna do we have nothing he said we bluff and lied about everything there you go so people say they're geniuses no they are not stop this with me about geniuses they sold, they had the ability to sell themselves they were articulate enough to give up true history behind this well they're opportunists no they also got lucky there was no opportunity Mark Zuckerberg was an opportunist he was a thief he was an opportunist he was a thief he stole from guys that created he said it was simply a little tiny website to rate the girls on campus he said that it was a goof before him it was Tom and then you know there was a social media the first popular social media was Myspace created by some geek named Tom that's no big deal nobody's heard about it so it can't be that big it went big but it never went nearly as big as that's almost like saying the genius in the recording was Peter Lim and Jello what about Slim Whitman he had a probably decent career but he was popular it was quite popular Myspace was not like it was quite popular but not nearly as big it wasn't a multi-million dollar it wasn't a Twitter it wasn't a Facebook the men's room is nobody flushes in there that's the way they don't they don't have to call upon her they just don't flush incredible she's very good to me which one oh this one where are you going tonight for a medium Sunday if you buy an entree what are you getting for an entree do you know yet you know you got to try an i-hop or those new burgers they've got i-hop now every time I went to Friendly's and I ordered the New England claim I always tell them stir the pot well because all the clams and of course unfortunately the potatoes go to the bottom no I told them if that's Jimmy why just say yes or we stir it up a thump whatever you can sell give him nothing but fluid give me nothing but you mean broth broth you know there was a famous place in Hoboken called the clam broth house they're not there anymore that's been golfed they just throw the shells on the floor those were fake shells they're piss clam or steamers in New England they call them steamers I had more fun with piss clams in Wildwood all the little girls used to scream you have to pull the foreskin off before you dip it in the broth dip it in the broth I had more fun though well the Asian ones they're called gooey ducks they're huge gooey duck all the little girls were lying in the sun when I was a little kid lying in the sun with their cotton on their eyes I grabbed a piss piss clams I go there and stand in front of them all of a sudden and they jump and they go oh oh that's what I did that's a funny prank I was always grabbing piss clams and letting them piss on the girls steamers I don't care what they were called in New England the Bostonians steamers and they had fun in H-mart and even the clams said thank you that was fun they have giant piss clams in tanks live at the Korean market they call them gooey ducks which probably means big shlong in Korea I got so nervous oh it's just piss yeah is it really piss or are they it doesn't matter the point is it was fun would you like to study as a marine biologist why piss clams that's a nice that's really a nice subject no seriously you know what would be really cool to do as a marine biology major to help baby sea turtles get to the sea from the nest well it was all good I discovered I can't go in the caves on the water oh jeez I went to psychology I discovered there a bunch of nut jobs so I finished my business did you go to college at all I took courses but I never did you go to college at all where really yeah, play in arts oh that's a good school if you like arts Patterson has an annual art walk by the great falls on Spruce Street by the museum oh if I get a job in art there's a lot of starving artists that's a good school there's a lot of starving artists man but your work is not worth anything until you're dead if you're a good artist unless you get a celebrity that loves what you do most art I think is crap it's like a child to me this is true to me the greatest art is cartoon cells what about Norman Rockwell have you ever seen his paintings it's like a photo I like cartoon cells that's what I like cartoon is hilarious boy I'll tell you some of that stuff these cartoon cells can be expensive I had one of the best cartoon cells I think in history yeah well the ability to do a caricature is funny as hell he was the the editor for Life Magazine back when it was still published Lee Wiener and this is back when I was 12 years old and I was a Flintstone fanatic Lee Wiener? okay and he went back because I was a Flintstone fanatic at the time when he was here on the east coast and he went to Hannah Barbera and they got all their artists and they drew personally for me the four Flintstones with the things of what they're speaking saying hi Billy and all waving just like that that's cool man you know Fred Flintstone never need brake pads on his vehicle how do you know? because he used his feet how do you know? because I saw it in the cartoon but how do you know? he was using brake pads and then there's the garbage disposal the prehistoric pig or hog or whatever remember that? well I like when they open it up and the thing would look at the camera and go well it's a job Holly Rock and Atlantic City was no when they traveled Rock Vegas Frantic City Carrie Granite Rock Hudson oh man what'd you get Carrie? you saved the room for tonight aren't you? yeah but at least you spend more money than that Eileen what girl that comes here Eileen comes in and he's free but she drinks water she just sits there with water but boy when I offer to get her anything she'll eat she's the type if you took her to a restaurant she'll order rock lobster tail she's the type if you're paying if you're paying you probably do she said I'm not hungry I'm not this she ate all of his fries she's not hungry alright you're eating all of his fries but you're not hungry I said you said you're not hungry Eileen somebody else is paying she'll eat it she's hungry she's hungry when you buy oh guys I get over her ass a lot I said cut the crap and you know about this so-called fiancé she's had for a thousand years my guy she's never been to his house by the way six years she's never been to his house in a way I don't blame him oh oh you ever hear her like talking and laughing how it's like a siren I told her when I woke up there's a laugh again no Eileen please don't no no that's a good laugh yeah but not her hers is like Corsac welcome back welcome back Potter Mr. Cartier I told her what she's paying our names after every sentence yeah what do you think of that Billy what do you think Bill what do you think I should do I should stop with the name stop it oh that drives me insane oh you know what I forgot to mention it since I started seeing your mug again what I'm doing just for men the new auto stop that comes in a tube no I've used it one time it works no it is five minutes no not this because I got my head I got a buzz cut no on top it's still listen you don't have to mix it it's a five minute just for men it comes in a tube before the bottle in yeah five minutes well you've heard of auto stop I would have used it if I thought it would sound great I used the dollar store one it actually worked he also bought that one the girls for 40 minutes of wearing 45 minutes you know why it worked I used the whole bottle I was saving the left over in the refrigerator it doesn't work I told you that I had to learn a hard way I had to learn but I learned but I told you didn't I you were right I was trying to beat the system you can hair color you can't put the left over in the refrigerator it loses its power so this guy now Billy was right you gotta use the whole thing Billy said saturate your hair with the whole bottle and throw the bottle out when it's empty yeah that's they say the same thing Billy said I thought maybe don't say that it won't work it's a little medium bottle I thought it was like a corporate bull crap thing where they want you to keep on buying it but Billy was right it loses its power there's no potency why are you taking your tits all over the place no you got me enthusiastic so you shake your tits alright I won't do it that's kind of weird I'll cease and assist how many guys do you notice that's kind of weird because I can show Karen no I was just doing this you see she admits it Karen no women can do it alright I'll cease and assist no I just well because I exercised my pectorals pectorals not pectorals it's weird seeing a guy do that well it's kind of weird seeing it for girls well I'm not trying anything funny there Sir William you know don't get the wrong idea well Karen when you're sitting here shaking your tits come on well they're not breasts they're pectin the man they're pectin stop it you shake it I won't do that it's called me a calvone oh my god hey everybody look over here come here everyone in the summertime good work Jim in the summertime I'll shake them no I'm not going to sing with you Karen Karen it's your turn no if you go like this if you go like this a woman can do it if you clasp your hands together a woman well a woman is physically she's doing it yeah well a little Karen might I say I'm getting mighty turned on oh my god in summertime well the weather is fine you are now this is the super tech edition this is the super tech edition you're a work I'm sitting here talking to you on the corner I see him taking his tits I'm like what are you doing it's enthusiasm I get enthused too but I don't do that I know no they don't very little yours do you do the hand things because I grew up in that culture but I sit here like this now why do you say I talk with my hands when I rarely rarely do okay Billy that was two or three movements oh I saw the commercial of that that lotion that you like oh Keith I finally saw the commercial looks like good stuff well no it is I've turned more people on it's that shit do you have any at home don't go buying another name brand get okay that's the one that works somebody was telling me about this toothpaste that doesn't have toxic sodium fluoride called super blue sodium fluoride get toxic that's the way they that's how they want to depopulate us sodium fluoride no it's toxic you know rat poison if you go to true value hardware and you go to decon rat poison first ingredient I like rat poison I like rat poison okay I want my rat poison in the summer time I want my rat poison my peanut butter well that's what Oscar Meyer allows in their roadkill frankfurters well no it's what the government allows the government allows them to have that's true the FDA oh here comes the FDA oh we're so thankful for the USDA and the FDA what's happening this place you don't see it in the morning when I come in Karen she's not even listening it's crowded right she totally blew you up she does what what Eileen does I think Eileen is trying to be the second chubaca it's today friday or saturday saturday sabato is she not Eileen I mean not Eileen what's going on what happened are you psychic I'm not psychic a woman is yelling at a mcdonald's employee sounds like I just told jimmy Karen I was thinking about Eileen sounds like chubaca she does sound like chubaca what about that there's chubaca chubaca should do chewing tobacco commercials because his name is chubaca hey that almost sounds like chewing tobacco chubaca that woman is bawling somebody out over mcdonald's where I don't know she's picking up on something I don't hear a thing I hear a woman squawking like a bird hey look who it is I'm trying to see man you need money huh make sure the hours are accurate make sure you get your money hey yo don't care you started here he started here a day ago he knows everybody here right in crystal that had another baby how many babies remember octamom she had a thousand babies so she can get collected she needs a baby like she needs a home I wish she might also have she might have that told oh boy I told her to go to rochelle park or vergan county board of social circle you know if you got my mom's eye glasses they're in there I go there my dad's the board doctor no my ret I'm taking her a month listen my ret my ret specialist is the guy the surgeon did my eyes I don't need contact lenses or eyeglasses anymore no I saw the other guy doctor no they're all great it's nice there but you know what they're not happy about that they have to share the same building with the welfare office the welfare office used to be in the other building there's two buildings there they're brown doctor uh Grayson he did my surgery doctor Grayson and they picked me up his clinic no he picked me up in his van his shuttle and took me to west orange where the surgery was done in west orange New Jersey I didn't feel nothing it was a piece of cake I would go there too no doctor Grayson was joking around with me during the surgery you're all done I go you're kidding me she's got to have a rise she's got to go home now not bad it's not too bad she keeps her top of her she keeps her top of her I know you're not I have a friend I've seen you I'm glad you met Karen my friend had a a friend had to have a corneal transplant because of glaucoma hey I had a fully detached retina that's not a joke about either that's probably the worst even when it's reattached most people lose their eyesight you're very lucky to have your sight back you have super tech retinas no but the point is oh by the way did your lawyer straighten out that whole lawsuit thing for you did they find a way good good good good even for the retina for the lawsuit alright good you got that square the Omni the Omni Eye Center is great what's the matter Karen they got great coffee in their office too the Omni Eye Center in Rochelle Park you dropped me off you gave me a ride one time yeah you did one time in Rochelle Park it's in the same building as the welfare office oh it's in there yeah you dropped me off I don't remember any medical building yeah and they picked me up at home when I had the procedure they took me home, picked me up because it was in West Orange I get told no no they picked you up no they picked you up it was a very nice a vehicle vehicle not for the Omni Eye Center it was like the van from the Holiday Inn but it was comfortable the town car was the guys that took me to the airport for $45 all black and windows all black leather inside what a classy ride that was Lincoln Town Car brand new it's like a limo well it's not a stretch it was a sea dam like a cement pond you know just through the Baudin I graduated in the 5th grade and he was good at siphoning siphoning Karen have fun tonight oh yeah have fun tonight definitely take it out remember peace love, sex and drugs and that's a New England company this has been Omega Lab 21 production