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Yet he's as comfortable as if he were in an easy chair at home chatting with friends. I thought we were supposed to be the first ones up here. We are, Sloan. Then what's all this junk mean? He's right, Austin. There's a lot of space junk outside. Let me see, Stuart. Maybe it's from something we launched earlier, Sloan. Maybe, Ruth. No. No, we haven't sent a ship this far into space before. Somebody sure has, Austin. Look at all the junk. Maybe it came from that planet ahead. That planet's dead as it can be, Commander. No atmosphere around it. No nothing. We haven't seen the other side of it yet, Sloan. But it doesn't rotate, Austin. It'll be as dead on the other side as it is on this. Oh, speaking of dead, I'd better water the algae so we can keep breathing. I'll help, Bonnie. Stuart, try to reach headquarters by radio again. We'll call, Commander. Omega Calling Space Agency. Come in, please. Omega Calling Space Agency, come in. I'm afraid it's the same story, Commander. 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I'll never get used to them. They're convenient. Oh, may I have some water, please, Ruth? Oh, sure. Here. Me, too. Thanks. Thank you, Ruth. You're welcome. These meal pills rob you of all the things you associated with eating. Like what? Conversation? I never conversed anyway. I used to read the paper, the ads in a cereal box, or watch TV. Oh, you must have been a scintillating dinner companion. You don't get command of a spaceship like the Omega by being a scintillating dinner companion. Maybe not, Sloan. But the thing that really worries me about these pills is, where do I get the bulk? The fiber I'm supposed to have. It's in the pills. This little thing? Not a chance. Hey, Commander. Yes, Stuart? To the left of the planet. Our left side is bathed in light. We'll be at the lighted edge in a moment. Want me to circle around it? Yes. You and Bonnie keep an eye out for launching sites. And Ruth, prepare to make photographs. We'll call Commander. I'll slow the craft down and pass around the lighted edge. Same altitude, Commander? I think so, Stuart. I see the source of the light, Commander. So do I, Stuart. It's that star. It looks dead down there, sir. Yeah. So it seems, Sloan. What's that planet nearby? It doesn't show on any of our charts, sir. For that matter, neither did this dead one. Well, that near planet must have atmosphere around it, Austin. It appears so, Stuart. And it rotates. That star must be its sun. Bonnie and I have seen no launching sites that could even come close to putting out all that space junk. We've seen no launching site spirit. The planet below us is dead. Well, let's have a closer look at that nearby planet. A lot of cloud cover, Austin. Yes, Ruth. But through it you can see land masses and long stretches of what appear to be seas in the water of some kind. And both ends of that planet appear to be covered with snow and ice. Like our polar caps, Sloan. Those are seas, Commander. Yeah, appear to be. It's very blue, isn't it? Hmm, one of the signs of a breathable atmosphere. Oh, by the way, the algae beds are doing beautifully, Commander. Since they provide the oxygen we breathe, Bonnie, let's be grateful. Oh, I am. I even made some soup out of some of it. At my urging, Austin. I can't stand those pills either, Commander. They're more nourishing than algae soup. And don't taste as bad. How do you know, Sloan? It hasn't finished cooking yet. At least Ruth will get her bulk. Right now, I'll get to your cameras. I'm on a full record of this planet we're approaching. Willco, Commander. Willco. I'll take over the controls now, Stuart. Right, sir. We'd better slow our descent. Give me some forward jets. Willco, Commander. We're slowing, but not enough. More, Stuart. That's strange. We're at 100 kilometers now, Commander. I'm trying to hold to that Sloan. 95, 94, 93. More forward jet powers, Stuart. Are we still losing Sloan? 88, 87. We're caught in that planet's gravity field. 83, 82, 81, 80. I'll try full power, sir. Go ahead, Stuart. 75, 74. Switch to atomic powers, Stuart. I'll try to turn the ship. 65, 64. Power is useless. What can we do, sir? The only thing we can. Put the power to land tail first. Now, if I can turn this thing. 57, 56, 55, 600 meters, 500 meters. We're touching down in the forest of some kind. Let me know when we have ground contact. 200 meters. We must be getting close. The trees are towering over us. 100 meters. Get ready. Ground contact. Close jets. We're still in one piece. We're in a forest. I've never seen anything like it. It towers way above us. And it's so green. Take air samples, Stuart. We'll call Commander. How come you landed here, Austin? I didn't have any choice, Ruth. We weren't supposed to land on any planet. Just observe. I know. We got caught in this planet's gravity field. That's what the commander meant by saying he had no choice but to land. And thanks to your skill, Commander, we were able to do it. Well, one thing I can say for it. You certainly picked a remote spot. I don't think anyone saw us land. I hope not, Bonnie. Ruth and I saw a city on our way down. We made photos of it. I'll give Stuart a hand, Commander. These trees, they're like our grass, but so much bigger. Do you suppose they give off oxygen? Can I give you a hand, Stuart? I'm just drawing some of the air into this test flask from the outside. Now, to test it. Write down what I find, Sloan. Nitrogen, 78.9. Oxygen, 20.95. That's good. So far. Argon, 0.93. Carbon dioxide, 0.03. Very good. Water vapor, about 2%. Maybe a little less. Not very humid then, huh? No. There's some dirty stuff mixed up in it. My new particles have suspended, yeah. Carbon and sulfur. What we call smog back home. Well, buddy, they've got it here, too. But the air is breathable. Commander Austin Baker will be glad to hear that. Can't think of anybody who won't be. You know, I can't tell whether there's bark on these trees or not. We're up too high in the spaceship to see. Ah, Stuart, what did you find? The air is very breathable, Commander. We won't need helmets or oxygen units to support us if we go outside. No life support systems required. None. Bad. Take your seats. What is it? I don't know, but fasten your seat belts. The ship is quivering. Quick, if this ship falls over on its side, we've had it. The sky was clear as we came through. And you can see for yourself. It's still clear above the trees. What kind of weather do they have here? It's ended. Stay in your seat, Ruth. You too, buddy. All of you. Weird. The ship has stopped shaking. No, Sloan. What do you make of it, Stuart? I don't know. The way that water started coming down, I thought we were in for a big one. I know. The shortest rainstorm I ever experienced. Me too. I guess it's safe enough now to unbuckle the seat belts and leave the chair. 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Well, it ends right down there or begins it. It begins there and there's another wall across from this one. It's identical and... Hey, wait a minute. There are divisions here of wood or something that looks like wood. Do you suppose this is a railroad track? I'll go to the end and try to get up there with you. Commander Baker, do you read me? Loud and clear, Sloan. Is the picture clear too? Very clear. And the girls, I agree with you. It is a railroad track. I agree. I see you made it all right. That end down there. It has no bumpers. But you're right, Sloan. This must be a railroad track. And these are ties. Willco, Commander, come on, Stuart. There are signs of rust. Maybe this was abandoned. Why was it ever put down in this jungle of green trees to begin with? I don't know. But it was constructed by a race of giants. That's for sure. Let's hope we don't run into any. Can you imagine how large their trains must be if this is just the track? No, and I don't want to. How far apart would you say the rails are? Oh, 10 meters. About. We should have brought a tape so we could get accurate measures. Do I see the end of this track? You sure do. What do you make of it, Commander? If I put it down, it must have had a change of mind. Well, at least they didn't skimp on it. It's beautifully built. Even at this end, it's as well built as the other. I'll help you down, Sloan. No sweat. A slight jump or to do it. Whatever you say, Commander. Well, Willco, Commander, if we keep that wall, I keep calling it that. That rail to our right. We'll wind up at the spaceship. Right. Let's go. What we've seen thus far. I don't know what good that'll do. Well, Bonnie, at least we can go in the log and see what we landed. Well, it's all I did it for. There it is again. Fasten yourselves in your seats, girls. Sloan, Stuart, take whatever cover you can. Another quake. It's a clear sky above the trees. Maybe we don't... Real strange. I can't explain it. This ship began to sway like crazy. If it goes over on its side, we've had it. I know, Stuart. The ship is steady now. Yes. Take off the seatbelts. I think it's making me sick to my stomach. If we fall over, you won't have that to complain about anymore. Well, we've lost the picture. Can you hear me, Stuart? Sloan. Come in, please. Video's out, Stuart. Probably this downboard. I don't understand it. The sky's clear as a bell above the tree tops. There's not a cloud in sight. I'm French. There's no shelter around, that's for sure. I don't understand it. It's followed by short torrential rains. There's no explanation. I think we better get back to the spaceship. We turn south at the end of this wall, or track. Commander Baker? Can't hear us. That means the pick vision has gone, too. Meaning the commander can't see or hear us. That's right. Wait a minute. What's that? Saw something moving off to the left. I don't see anything, Sloan. I don't either right now. Where's the head, Stuart? The track, Sloan. I see it, too. We turn south there. Do you see what I see? Where? Oh, my God. Stuart, I don't know what it is. It looks like a giant dinosaur of some kind. We'll take cover. I'll use the atomic rifle on it. It's a lizard, or a reptile of some sort. It's gigantic, but nothing can survive this atomic rifle. You hit it, Sloan. It's not going down. It's a laser pistol. The atomic hits have only angered it. Can you see through the smoke? It's still coming toward us, Sloan. It's faster than this laser pistol. Check the circuits, Commander. I can find nothing wrong. We still have no sound or pick vision, Ruth. How long has it been now? Exactly three and one-half minutes, Bloney. They should have been back by now. Want me to check the entrance hatch? Hey, here's our trouble, I think. A fuse blown. Oh, I'll get an extra, Commander. Right away. Wonder what happened. The quakes? Maybe, but it's the first time. Here's a new fuse, Commander. Thanks, Bloney. Here, read me. Hey, we're getting a picture again. I hear you, Commander. We hear you fine now, and we've got a picture, too. Sloan. What happens, Stuart? Oh, what it was. We hit it with everything we had. The atomic rifle, laser pistols, grenades. All they did was anger the beast. It... it got Sloan? It had this long tongue, and it... Horrible. Makes me sick. We see you clearly, Stuart. Where you are and all. Walk straight ahead, and you'll be in the Omega within minutes. I can't see the spaceship from here. But we can see you. Keep walking. I can't stop thinking about Sloan. Keep walking. I can't see the spaceship. Well, it's probably hidden by the trees. Come straight ahead. The atomic rifle, the grenades, laser pistols, they only infuriated it the months. Keep walking, man. The atomic rifle is supposed to destroy anything. He said it was a dinosaur. Or a lizard reptile. Whatever. It must have been gigantic to withstand a hit from an atomic rifle. What's he walking into? Stuart, what is that? Stuart, look out. Shiny black. Look on its stomach. A hourglass of red. I can't get loose from this stuff. Use your last grenade and the laser pistol to defend yourself. Oh, it's like a huge giant spider. I've got to help him. Spider has stunned him. Stuart! Stuart, can you hear me? He's dead. Now the spider, what kind of planet have we landed on? I don't know. There are only three of us left. Right. Question, Bonnie. I don't know. Gravity forced us to land here and gravity may keep us here. These giant creatures, they're impervious to our weapons. Nothing we do has any effect on them. Maybe what, Austin? I was just thinking maybe Sloan and Stuart haven't died in vain. Maybe we can learn something from their deaths. Like what? To keep away from these giant creatures, we must not antagonize them as we plan to do. We can't stay in the spaceship indefinitely, Ruth. It's only a matter of time before one of those creatures discovers the Omega. That's exactly what I was thinking, Bonnie. 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I've got vials filled with meal pills. At least we won't starve, Bonnie. Well, I guess we've got everything. Let's go. That's what I like about you, Austin. He closes the doors if he was coming back. Who knows, we may. All set? Ready. Set is possible. Taller than they seem. See some of that sticky stuff Stuart got caught in. Where? Right ahead there. Any scent of that spider-like creature that got him? I don't see it. I mean, neither. All right, follow me closely. I'll try to lead us around this stuff. Seems to be web-like. The trees are so thick. Keep your eyes open for that giant spider. Don't worry, I am. We're nearly around the sticky stuff now. Is that the railroad track ahead there? Yes. Is that the same one we saw on the pick vision? The same. I don't know whether we'll find one, but keep looking for a cave. We've been walking nearly an hour, and we're still in one piece. That's something, Ruth. What are those things in the distance? I don't know, Bonnie, but they're walking in a line. Well, there must be... Huge, horrible things. They're like... Well, at home, they were tiny insects called ants. See the mandibles and antennae? Oh, these are anything but tiny. Oh, they're so big. H-back soon, I can see us. We were lucky we weren't attacked. Attacked? Ruth, we'd have been carried back to their nest and fed to their queen. What's this? The rubber of some kind. It goes up so high. Why, it's even higher than the trees. Is that material of some sort above the rubber? I think that's a canvas like cloth. At least it's not alive. And look there. Bonnie, don't go wandering off by yourself. There's round, shiny metal with something through it. Do you know what we found? What? I think it's a shoe like a sneaker. An abandoned shoe? I think so. Look at the length of it. A sneaker like shoe from some giant. And that material from the round eye lets a... I guess those are laces. It's so big. We took photographs of a city on our way down. You think this is a shoe from one of the inhabitants? That's my guess. It's a pretty good one. I'll buy it. I think we'd better find a cave before we get stamped on. Oh, I'm for that. Follow me. This part. What? I didn't say anything, Ruth. Well, at least we haven't been attacked by anything. Like poor Sloan and Stuart were. No, but stay alert, Bonnie. Oh, uh-oh. Oh, but there it goes again. Light up. Bonnie, lie down before you're knocked off your feet. The earth is shaking. There's another quake. There's the rain again. We're in for a soaking. It's a deluge. Quake, quake, be still a moment. I heard your gun. There must be an underground river beneath us. I can hear the water rushing through. I can feel it. I was soaked. Well, you're on top of an underground river. Can we get up? The earth has stopped shaking now. That's strange. The sound has stopped. What did you say, Ruth? I asked if we could get up now. Oh, yeah, sure. I don't understand it. Oh, I'm soaked through and through. I heard water flowing like an underground river. Didn't either of you hear it? I was trying to keep from drowning. Well, so was I, but I still heard it. Well, we'll try to find a higher ground. Follow me. From that last downpour. Do you suppose we're in a rain forest, Ruth? I don't know. Maybe if I scaled one of those trees to see where we are. Well, how can you, Austin? There are no branches on these trees. I know, Ruth, but... Oh, no. They've spotted us. All three of them. What are those things? I don't know about their gigantic... shiny and black. Use the grenades for us. Take that, you hideous creatures! Neither can I! Yes! Call over the place. Yeah, dumb kids tennis shoes. When else would that boy leave outside? No. Here's another one of his toys. Well, his mother's got some answering to believe me. The sprinkler timer, Laura. The timer was screwed up. The sprinklers work fine. Well, the timer, then. You fixed it? 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