 You're homey mateys, my name is Kevin and I'm going to fulfill my dream of becoming a pirate. Okay, so take me out season one Ireland Torrent. The... wait... right... Uh... uh... this is difficult. I think I might just... just play Assassin's Creed Black Flag instead. Yar. You know what? This works for me because surprisingly I've not played this one even though I love Pirates. Wait, there's a multiplayer? Okay, that's a neat feature, the multiplayer. As soon as you launch it, it crashes the game. Okay, let's play single player instead. I'd have to assume you play as being sarcastic with their name because they really don't want me to play. All right, we're gonna have the return of ass, ass, master assassin, sailor of the seven seas. Historians be like, why don't we just call him Blackbeard, you know? This... this name is kind of off-putting. I don't know why that's so funny. It's just that, as it comes up, Ubisoft presents. We are jumping right in. I've learned my lesson. I'm going to use controller because I tried keyboard with Assassin's Creed 2 and it didn't work. Press force to move your legs. What does that mean? Do I just press my foot? Is that doing anything? Whoa, whoa, what the? Why are you floating? Have you died? Are you ascending? He doesn't seem bothered at all that we're in battle. He's slowly turning around. Are you high or am I high? There's a lot of shouting but everyone's dead except for the one dude that's floating and turning slowly. All right, I guess it's up to me then. I've reached the ship's wheel. It's not giving me a new objective. I'm confused. Can I press anything? I don't know what I'm doing. I've just been struck by stage fright as soon as I reached the steering wheel. I can't do anything and I don't know if I've done something wrong or the game is broken. Like it's just saying reach the ship's wheel which I've already done. I'm not even gonna get to play, am I? Well, I just quit. Look, this reality's cursed. I'm gonna try this again. What the hell? Oh, I'm floating just like the guy in the ship. Poor ass ass, 0% completion. Okay, okay, people are alive on the ship this time. Let me go. Yeah, I think the fact that my ship had a ghost crew was the issue. There was just no one here for some reason. For God's sake. Full catch, God, just blinked us. There we go. All right, we got there in the end. I feel like my ass ass is just flinging the wheel everywhere. He doesn't really know what he's doing. He's just doing a workout. Goal. See, it's a lot easier when the game isn't completely faked. Oh no, another ass ass. Oh, thank goodness I've been saved by an act of God. I guess in the other reality, the ass ass was just a little bit better and he managed to kill everyone before I even got to destroy the ships. All right, reach the shore. I can do this. Just when I get there, tell me to do something else. Okay, don't just leave me hanging. This game is actually kind of pretty. I thought it would look a bit worse given that it's aged a bit, you know? God, I wish someone would say that about me. He laughed. He thought it was funny. I must get to Havana. Well, I'll just build us another ship, will I? Ah, the guy who tried to kill me wants a ship, huh? Oh God, he's got a gun. Okay, I'll build you a ship. I was like, all big man when he was on the ground. Fucking pirate! Oh, if he runs. See, when your gun doesn't work, you're a coward too. Find the assassin. Can we get a move on? Just allegedly stroll after him. I'm really curious what the deal is with the story because I have no idea what's going on. What is this place? It's so built up. I thought we were in an abandoned island, but I don't think so. Why do I feel like there's going to be cannibals? After is, I'll eat them first. I'll be grand. Oh, I bet he had the same idea. Oh, Jesus. He's got island madness if he's just jumping under those leaves. He's a very brave or stupid man. Oh, there he is. Follow, and I'll kill you. Perfect. Delighted. Keep following you then. Oh my God, I went on to put on subtitles and there's sea shanties off on, of course on. Why is that even an option? We could work together on this. Like, where is he off to? Honestly, he's just running all over the place. Now, why don't we just chat? We're literally stuck in this island together. God, he really doesn't want to talk to me. This is going to be me with social interactions when we go back to normal. But like, why is he so afraid of me? I'm a pirate. He's got a gun. Surely he should be confident enough that he can deal with me, right? Oh, I put my guns away. Okay. One, I put my swords away immediately as we started the fight. And two, I called my swords guns. I don't think he should be intimidated. But then again, I just killed him with like one hit. So I guess I don't underestimate me. I will not know your face by sight. I believe I can recognize the costume it influenced by your secret order. Perfect. All right. Time to play dress up as dead Duncan. Dude, why are you putting your hood up, dude? It's like a tropical island. Come on. It's got to be all soggy and everything. He was just swimming in this thing. Yeah, yeah, you see? You see? I told you. Coming out of the cut scene. He's just like, no, this is worth it. It's worth it for the dramatic cut scene. But beyond that, no, a ship. Oh, a fall. Uh-oh. The merchants are running. Should I do something? I think if I get the guy with the gun, I'll be okay. Come here. You're whistling in the brush. Wait, have they not seen me? Okay. This works, I guess. I just whistling again. Come on. It's just standing there. In you come. Just one at a time. You next. I love their reactions. I think this might even be better than, must have been the wind. You saved me. There's still a guard standing by the way. We're just in cut scene mode. So I hope that means we're okay. They're literally over to my right. And I must get to Havana with speed. Oh, that is a relief, sir. Havana is also my destination. Oh, thank goodness. That's lucky. I found a ye olde Uber. I think it's turned out to be a rather fortuitous day, hasn't it? Your captain's dead behind you, as well as all of your crew. What? Okay, if that's a good day for you, I hate to see a bad day for you. Luckily, those other guards have just fecked off and disappeared into the void. Now we can get going. Reach the ship's wheel. Oh no, the cursed objective. I found a treasure map. Wait, where is this? Is that where I am now? Hold on. I gotta figure out where I am. He's just swimming through his boat. And I'm here looking at this map. When I said I needed to get to Havana post-haste, I actually meant like, yeah, I'm not that much of a rush. Okay, I think we get the two rocks here. I'm gonna trust that surely this is where I am. Like, where else could it be for? So I'm just gonna run back here, see if I can find me some treasure. I swear, if I open the chest and find that the treasure is friendship again, I'm gonna be pissed, because this keeps happening. And I don't want to friends. I want treasure. Okay, I think it led me here, but I don't see any- Oh, wait, what have we got? Okay, can't be that good, because he lifted it with ease. It is friendship, isn't it? I swear to God, if there's a friend in here, I'm gonna be really pissed off. Oh, okay. 1500. I'm even gonna leave those gold coins behind. They don't matter to me. God, I'm very high and mighty since I got this suit. Welcome aboard, Duncan. Oh, no. I'm gonna level with you. Sailing is not my forte, but I'll try. Oh, Jesus. Or in trouble. Come on, I put Sea Shanties on for a reason. Go, do something. There once was a ship that was put to sea, and unfortunately, it was sailed by me. We're hitting the rocks. Oh, God, I'm scared. Please take me out of control. Hold on. Actually, you know what? I regret singing that song. I'm drifting this bad boy. That's why they call me DK. Drift King, right? Or is that orty game? I don't know. I always get confused between the two. Wow. He's having a whale of a time. They'd make me walk the plank for that joke. Fantastic work. Oh, no. Don't take me out of the anime. I was having fun in there. I need you to move your head and look at these lights just here. Look up. They're like, oh, God, the anime, they damaged him. He's gotten very shy. That's it? That counts as a pass, really? His head is literally spinning. So far, so good. So far, so good. You're going to stand him up. He's spinning. Hello, did you get lost? Well, I'm right here. What are you talking about? I'm like two meters ahead of you, looking straight at you. Honestly, I was a pirate like a minute ago, and now you're making me do this slow follow quest. Please let me return to the Caribbean where I belong. It means you're hooked up to the elevator. I'll let you do the honors. Oh, yeah, thanks so much. I was piloting a ship, but I guess now I'm just piloting an elevator. How exciting. This guy's awful. Can you please put me into being a pirate again? I want to go in the anime. This is all yours. So sit back, relax, and find us some good footage. Oh, now we're talking. Imagine that for a job, just sitting around playing video games all day. Now we're talking. We get to see the logo and everything. That means the game's really going to kick off. I just hope it leaves me to stay in the life of a pirate and doesn't pull me out and be like, ah, we've meeting with HR to go over just introductions and stuff like that. Let us astray, Duncan. Oh, no matter. I'll get us a better view. What are we looking for? We could just ask for directions, but no, I'm going to climb that tower to find where we need to go. It is a cooler way of finding your way around. I got to give it to you. You're already in trouble. A sweep of Jesus. Hold on, let me just do a leap of faith here. I'm after him. I'm close to heel, shitbird. I don't think I've ever heard anyone been called a shitbird, but I like it. Jesus, you'd swear I knew what I was doing. I'm going to bring the body back to my master, like a kitten. Oh, the locals do not like that. Okay, fair enough, understandable. I'm just some foreigner who's come in and is carrying around one of the locals. Well, well, well, looks like I got away. Is it sea shanty time? I've seen your face before. What? I have my hood up and everything. God, he's observant. Oh, dear. Now we're in a fight. I just wanted a sea shanty, and instead I'm getting a bare brawl. Listen, you shitbirds, I'll kill you next. Oh, he did the whole discombobulate. Where are all these locals coming from and why do they all want to kill me? Like, fair enough, the first guy, he said I was a pirate, but why the rest? Okay, I just straight up killed him. Oh my God, that face. Smoke bomb. Oh, that's Batman our way out of this. Wait, I just threw money on the floor. That didn't work. All right, smoke bomb. There we go. I just clearly run off. Is that man walking his cat on the rooftop? Now that's a good way of social distancing. He might want to ditch the cloak. Like it's, he sticks out like a sore thumb. The blood doesn't help either. Are you all right? Did he get a bit beaten up? Oh, I'm sorry. I was a pure shit bird back there. Oh, it's no bother. Regrettably, the soldiers confiscated my sugar. Oh, now I feel bad. I can't even get his sugar back. I suspect those chaps might, but my Spanish is my mal-dad, so I... His Spanish is very evil. I'm so glad I put on the subtitles. You don't mind me tagging along, do you? He's coming with me on my stealth mission. You know what? I'm not even mad. I like him. He's like my quirky sidekick. Oh my God, quirky sidekick. Slow down. Where are you going? He's right on the tail, Jesus. Okay, they don't seem very coordinated. They're bumping into each other and stuff. I think I can take him if it comes to it. I really like this following system. Oh my God, I really like the way he brushes too. He's doing it frantically. He's like, oh, that person looks suspicious. Oh, wait, no. He's standing with those two other people. He can't be suspicious. The hanging will be started soon. Wait, there's a hanging? I didn't know we were going hanging out. Why wasn't I invited? Oh my God, they're acting so erratic. It's like they're actively trying to lose a tail. This is confusing me with all the eagle vision. It looks like they're just running off my screen. I hired dancers. Great. It's for the hangout. I'm bringing the dancers. Come on, follow me, dancers. They're just giggling. More dancers. I'll hire you too. Come on, come with me. We're going to blend in with them. I look just like a dancer too. All right, dancers, go. Distract that guy specifically for some reason. He's a bit disrespectful. Come on. God, she's really getting into it. All right, dancers, you're with me. I go nowhere without my dance troupe. All right, go distract the guys. Is this going to work? They're out of dancers I've hired. Oh my God, they're so... What the hell? They just all turned on me at once. I was like, how is that actually working? But no, they just went nuts. Ow, now they're shooting me. All right, I'm running straight at the captain. I don't even have my sword. This is a terrible idea. I am getting beaten up. I can't even see who I'm fighting. I did a full loop around. Now I'll just attack, right? Ow. Okay, his back up is here. God damn it. Can I have that? No, I was just gonna say, can I have that key and then I'll just be out of your hair? But no, they didn't like that. All right, this time you go distract and I'm going to fucking run because they did not like that. All right, there we go. Now I've got my sword. I just threw money all over the floor. I could probably just quickly assassinate them and jump in the water, right? I like the sound of that. Or I could just pick pocket them. Yeah, that also works. There we go. I don't want your money here. You can have your money back. I was just looking for your key. I don't want to be cruel. Oh, the pirate music. Oh, the pirate music kicked in and it made me look cool. But then I fell and got all soggy again. Oh, how am I supposed to get in here? There's got to be a way of climbing up this, right? Oh, God. But there's got to be a way up that I can just climb, right? There's got to be an easy way out of this. Oh, no, there is not an easy way out of this. What if I just swim around and I'm sure I'll find a place to climb? Look at that. That looks climbable. Yeah, look at that. I don't look at that. Don't look at that, parent. Oh, for fuck's sake, I jumped out the window. Don't look at that either. All right, you know what? I'm abandoning my plan to try and avoid getting out of hard work. I'm just going to go straight in where it tried to get me to go in originally. Oh, no, maybe this wasn't a good plan either. All right, just start running. How about that for a plan? Yep, just alert every single guard in this entire force. That's my plan. Warning, become anonymous to interact for fuck's sake. How am I supposed to become anonymous now? I've alerted everyone. Did they see me going in here? I assume they all saw me going in here. Oh, no. Oh, no. Do they know I'm in here? I get a feeling that they know I'm in here. All right, what if I hide in the one at the other side? Surely they'll never see that coming. Come in. Come in here with me. Just change clothes. Hitman style. Okay, I've managed to lose them. Just hiding in there and then coming up here. All right, you think they put a guard there when I clearly wanted to go there? I kept running back to that door. All right, I got my little Rubik's cube or whatever the hell that was. I'm not sure what it was. All right, well, that went pretty well. I love stealth missions. Oh, he just disappeared. Better stealth than I could ever hope to have. Optional objectives, hire dancers to distract guards. Definitely got that one. Just stay out of combat. I definitely didn't get that one. Rate this memory is pretty damn good. Really like that memory. All right. Well, I think I've done my good deed for the day with this. This will make up for all the people I've killed, right? Just giving two people money. My money is just plummeting. All right, well, I think I'll end it there, but I liked being a pirate. This is a fun game. I hope you enjoyed the video. If you did, consider subscribing. Would love to have you around. I'd love to see you in the next video. I will see you tomorrow, folks. Bye for now.