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Published on May 31, 2008
Harry Potter does a remix of Jay Z's 99 Problems...Its hard out here for a Wizard
Lyrics Harry Potter Baby, Makin Magic Nick @ Nyt Productions Id like to give a shoutout to everyone at hogwarts, Ron and Hermoine Dumbledore, my gay professor I love you baby...Just not like that
Verse 1 I got the D.A. fo sho, on the Black patrol Voldy wants to make sure my casket's closed Magic critics say, that my spells are old I'm from privet drive bitch, so I hope you know If you grew up with parents who had no souls You'd celebrate the minute that ya wand could glow F the ministry, they suck my big left toe If don't like my spells, ill tell you where to go Got beef with draco, but he just to slow Don't like my magic? Well I don't give a shit so.. The Prophet wants to use my sad past So Skeeter can make more cash for trash, fuckers! I don't know what they see me as Or understand the power that H-P has I went from rags to riches like Dobby son I got 99 problems, catchin a Snitch aint one hit me!
Chorus 99 problems but catchin a Snitch aint one If you having wizard problems I feel bad ya son I got 99 problems catchin a Snitch aint one
Verse 2 The Year was 2004 and I seen this boy Check to my side and its D. Malfoy I got two choices yall, pull over the broom or use Expelliarmus, knock his wand to the floor Now I ain't tryin to have it out with Drac I got to see Ginny tonight, got a lot on my plate
So I pull over to the side of the road and I heard Son do you know what I'm stopping you for Cause I'm Young and I'm white and I know Dumbledore Do I have a crystal ball? hell I don't know Are you gonna arrest me? or should I guess some mo You know you been riding your Broom and its after four You Not in slyrthein and you're a Griffindor Are you carrying your wand? I know a lot of you are I aint stepping off bitch I know my names legit Do you mind if I look around your hall a lil bit? Well my room is kinda locked and Ron's coming back I know you want my cloak but you gon have to fight me for that Why you tryin to attack? Some type of Auror or something? You know Somebody important or something Well I aint wit the ministry but I play quidditch And I know that you aint even a damn prefect We'll see how happy you are when Dementors come I got 99 problems but a snitch aint one
Verse 3 Now once upon a time back with voldemort A wizard like myself had to cast spells on hos This was a time when people thought I was pussy But a pussy casting Crucio spells? They back off me They ignored me when I talked of the dark lord Sayin its not him, we got magic to perform Ya I know type, loud as Myrtle right? but they couldn't turn on lights in a Lumos fight When I get to talking, then Ima get to casting Spells on dem boys, now they running from the action And there I go trapped in Azkaban again Back through the bars with the dementors again they knockin at my door soul sucking again Patronus out my wand, scarring them Fudge tried to give a wizard the shaft again taking all my gold just for beating them All because death eaters was after me cause I roll with Ron and Hermoine I finally beat that V boy, so you know its done I got 99 problems but catching a snitch aint one
Dean you crazy for this one! Yes Harry Potter Baby The newest white rappin sensations Castin spells and doing drive bys That's what im fucking known for And you know beating voldemort....