 The snowflakes will be falling, it's the most wonderful time of year. So hang up, your stockings, put the tinsel on the tree, because Christmas is coming, my dear. It's the only time of year the reindeer fly. You can see them on their sleigh ride across the sky. Gather all your family around, or go out, it's the only time. Welcome speed-daters! Here at City Speed Dating, we have an impressive record of a hundred marriages. So the odds are in your favor. So this is where the elite come to meet. Are you ready? Set! Do you have any credit cards? One. I don't know, I just can't stop getting them. First it was the gold, then it was the platinum, and now if you really want to be a real baller and get into the best clubs, it's all about the baby blue, and now it's about the red. I don't know, I can't stop collecting them. It's like I'm addicted to the plastic, you know? Oh, and you manage that all? I just kind of keep open them, I don't really look at anything, you know? It's fine. So you said you had one? One, yeah. You should, you know, well, they'll put you more, you know, span your horizons. No, I don't know, I try to keep on top of things. Yeah, well that's great. I can open one in my name, you'd buy it, that'd help you out. Oh, that's not necessary. My friends always say, hey, you're the nice guy, you know? Yeah, I've opened up so many in my friend's name, so maybe my name for my friends. So if you want one, I can totally help you out. I'm all set for now, thanks. Really, for now, okay. Yeah. Do you live in the area? I do, yeah. Yeah, close or far? Pretty close. Yeah, apartment, condo, house? Condo. Condo, very cool. What makes? My aunt. Your aunt? Okay, very cool. I love my mom and dad and dogs. Thanks. Lovely to meet you. Nice to meet you. Good night. Enjoy your condo. You're ready? All right, we've got two minutes, so let's get down to it. How tall are you? I beg your pardon? I'm pretty tall. I'm 5'10", but you look like you're jacking the beanstalk kind of tall. So it's not a bad thing, not necessarily. I'm looking to have big old babies, big tall babies, basketball players, stretch arms strong kind of babies, natural leaders. How big are your feet? Look like you have big old meaty clumpers there with the size of feet. Great. Good for running. That sporty babies is what I'm looking for. Have you ever been to Norway? Big old babies, big square, big old melon head, that's what I'm looking for. You haven't been to Norway? The fjords are breathtaking. That's what Norway does. Fjords and fish and other kinds of fish. Beautiful place. Oh? Yeah. So here's the thing. Why don't we get out of here and go test our DNA, make sure there's no diseases, make sure we're not cousins. With that profile though, not necessarily a deal breaker. Get daddy DNA, get mommy DNA, see how that blends together. I'm thinking two, three babies right off the bat. Three. Three, yeah. Big old like all together triplets. I can make it happen. I've been testing. It's willpower, it's all about willpower and believing in yourself. I read this book on it, it's called The Secret, probably haven't heard of it. But it tells you like you can manifest whatever you want. That's why I'm here tonight. I was like, I need to meet people and like speed dating manifested. This is your first time, I'm assuming. No, no, I'm here all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's going great. I mean a lot of people get a lot of different numbers. Oh, you know, no one ever calls back, but it's, you know, it's a hit and miss sort of game. Right in the deep end. Oh, yeah. So let's do it. So what if I was to tell you that aliens exist and they actually wish on us? Ready, set, go. So we've been living for a while. I was working as a corporate attorney, but it just wasn't really just not the right fit for me. So I left all that behind and now I'm working on what's sort of my passion in life, which is saving the ocean. It definitely does not pay as well as the word gig, but I love it. And honestly, I sleep like a baby every night now. Just going on one of the good days. Wow, that's amazing. I just got into the corporate world, but I already want out. Honestly, I think everyone should just follow their passion. And seriously, this is what you're doing right now. Hi, who are you? Did you know? Did you know that he had a wife? Did you know he told me he was going out for formula? No, I was. Okay, I was. I stopped in here for a Coke and they asked me if I would stand in because they needed more men. I suppose you consider yourself a man. We live in my parents' basement so that you can finish massage school. It's a nice basement. Oh my God, I'll see you at home. My parents' home. Sorry, everyone. We'll mix up. I'm focused on my career. I swear, there's millions of guys and I only meet the ones with really serious baggage or who just want to hang out like we're still in college. Careful, it's hot. Well, I still don't see why you don't give church a try. I have met some really nice guys on Alaskan cruises. There's always bingo. It's not that, but not really a bingo or cruise gal yet. Oh, because the speed dating is working out so well for you. I gotta get to sleep. Big Bear is having his biggest end of the year meeting tomorrow, so gotta look cheery. Good night. And I'm bringing my cocoa with me. And on time is late. That's funny. My dad did the exact same thing. Is your dad in business too? No, he died about a year and a half ago though. I'm sorry to hear that. Oh, it's fine. Hard to attack. What are you gonna do? You know, I think I've seen you around the office before. How long have you been working there? Not too long. It's a couple months. I'm surprised we haven't run into each other. I'm specifically this meeting. I feel like I live here at this point. I think that this might be my first meeting. This type of year, so... Okay. I mean, are you the only woman who works here too? Fortunately, I think that's the case, yeah. Well, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Oh, I mean, apparently you've worked hard to get here. I'd like to think I did. I mean, if there's one thing my dad taught me, it's the fact that hard work, it always pays off, and it'll always get you places you want to be. And considering you are the only woman here, I think that's true. Thank you. No problem. I should probably get going before the boss chews my ear out. We don't want that. No. I'm Todd, by the way. Well, Noel? I guess I'll be seeing you around. Or at least in the next couple of hours. That's true. Yeah, what? Sorry, sir. Sorry, Mr. Donuts. How's the junior for me today? Take a card, any card. I wish my first two wives were Russian. They still spend all your money, but at least no conversation. So it's been a pretty good year, I'd say. Some of you more than others. Todd, will you ask the junior to scram while we talk adult business? And I've got some good news and bad news for all of you. The casino deal is on track to be our biggest yet. That's the good news. Todd, get up there. Well, all o'clock. Unveiling Santa's sleigh and reindeer casino and resort. The artist's rendering came in today. This is guaranteed to be hot all year long. You like it? Because the bad news is, there's one holdout on the land. Same guy and his grandson, the tree farm. Todd? For the last several months, these two have refused many generous offers that our company has made. Apparently, they think that selling spruce and frasier trees is more noble than gaining high-six figures. So what we need now is a mole that are yet a spy. To go in there and convince these people to sell to someone they think will preserve their precious trees. So we've sent up a fake charity. It's called the Green Place. Thank you, Todd. You're welcome, Barry. But we need the perfect face they'll trust. And if you don't know what failure looks like, remember Aneel, who I sent out there this summer with an all-cash offer. Hi, Aneel. Now you don't want to end up like Aneel, right? You! Me? Yes, you. We need somebody who looks like their tree hugger for this closing. But, sir, I just do end up in your accounting. Well, if you want to be doing the same thing next year and not end up helping Aneel with the cash receipts in a different way, then you'll think about getting on this and cashing that sizeable commission and bonus that goes with it. Oh. Todd, why didn't you tell me that I have golf in 25 minutes? Well, I thought this meeting was more important. You really are a dipstick. All right, the rest of you Philistines can leave here. You, Todd, stick around with them. It's Noel. Yeah, with her. And give her the rundown. And that she'll be staying with Christine. Well, that ought to be your treat. I'm really sorry about how today played out. I don't know what his problem is. This plan makes no sense. And I'm pretty sure it goes against a couple of different laws. Well, unfortunately Barry doesn't really do the law thing. He never has. He's, well, unless he's going to hire a couple of lawyers, which he does to clean up his messes so they can take care of it during the aftermath. He's got a system in place. It's old school, but I mean, so are the idiot senators who's playing golf with right now. Do you really think if I say no or lose my job? Yeah. And if you complain, it's only going to make things worse. You want my advice and well, just enjoy your time out there. I hear the city is particularly beautiful this summer year. Just do the job, collect the bonus, and pay off your condo or buy a new one. Just do yourself a favor and don't double cross Barry. Fine. You know, there actually was one other thing I wanted to talk to you about. Yeah. Obviously I've noticed you're in the office. Obviously you're working yourself to a bone here pretty much. Why don't you let me do the gentlemen thing? Let me take you downtown for a couple of drinks, and then wherever you call home, I'll bring you back there. It's not as if you haven't deserved it. The best thing is I've got the boss's ear to my chest pretty much the entire time. And if you let me do this one thing, let me take you out. I can guarantee that your career goes places you haven't even thought of yet. Look, you seem like a nice guy Todd, but I don't think you're quite my type. And what type is that exactly? I'll let you know when I figure it out. I can't believe these guys. Hey, it would have been even worse in my day. That Barry would have been even ruder. And that other guy, you just need to judo kick him down the hall and out the front door. Is that why you signed me up for karate at age six? I'm done right. Hey, you're gonna be back in time for the Eddie Valley Concert on the 23rd, right? They're planning on having a town council meeting that day to finalize the deal if we can get the tree farmers on board. So I might have to wait until next year. Well, you'll have a good time. I used to take you there when you were little. Yeah, I do. Do you remember that time that you got chased by the ducks? You were terrified and that little boy had to rescue you. Oh, please, don't remind me. Well, if I can find my driving glasses, I will take you to the airport in the morning. That's all right. I'll grab a new berth. I wish it were snow. Would be so big a jerk as ever and dating the Russian gold digger. I don't really know him that well. You seem like a nice girl. So was I when I went to work for Barry. But watch out for him though. He is such a snake and the only reason that I am letting you stay here and do whatever it is that you and he are up to is because it was in the settlement. A kneel. You know, we started off together at Diamond. We were really good friends until... Is he still stuck up over there? I'm really, really sorry, but I do have to make a few calls before I move out. Of course. I understand. I will show you to your room and get you settled and we'll catch up later. No, not yet. I'm afraid of ducks. No, not yet. He's cutting down... I'm not going to talk to him while he's cutting down a tree. Hold on, he's almost done. Excuse me. Hi. I can help you. I'm here to discuss buying your property. Is there a place where we can talk? You're a little forward. What's your name? Noelle. I'm Jack. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Yeah, I mean, Graham's office in the back is pretty quiet. If you really want to talk. Yes, please. Follow me. Hello. Hey! How's it going? Graham? Good to see you. Good to see you. And who's that? I'm Noelle. Chris, nice to meet you. Noelle is a real estate agent. She's with Green Place? Green Place. And what's Green Place? We're mostly local to New England. We're trying to keep a nature reserve kind of feel to mostly work we're doing in the area. And we're interested in your farm. It's a lovely place. Thank you. Yeah. Well, funny story, Noelle. Gramp used to be a professional wrestler, the lumberjack. It's a long time ago, back before I grew my hair and kind of started wearing farm clothes. But it was fun for a while, but it's a tough profession and you're constantly on the move. And you can't always trust, you know, the people that you work with. My promoter kind of drove me out of it. But it was all for the good because I bought this place and then selling Christmas trees and loving it ever since. So tell me more. Well, like I said, we do want to keep the place the way it is as much as possible. We're interested in, like I said, nature reserves, you know, local animal life and mostly making money off of tourists that already come to the area. At least you want to keep the farm the same. That's for sure. Well, Noelle, how about you give us just like one second and I'll come back and talk to you. Most everybody else we've talked to wants to tear the place down and put buildings up. So that's promising. Yeah, she sounds like she wants to keep it the same, but I don't know. You can't trust all these real estate people, Gramp. But I'd be interested in hearing more and we can do a little check and around. And but ultimately the decision is yours. I mean, we've set you up so that you've got control over the farm. And, you know, this could be a way for us to get out of this. I know I've been doing this for almost 40 years now. And I know that you do it more of an obligation than you wanting to take over the farm. I do love the farm, Gramp. But it could be a way to, you know, do something. Do something different. I just want someone to take care of the place and take care of us. I agree. Well, why don't you show around? Show around. Town, the farm, like everything. Show around, talk to her some more, get some more information and we'll talk more. And then we can make an informed decision. All right. Okay. I love you, Gramp. I love you too. Take care. All right, Noel. You've done it. You've piqued my interest. I like that you want to keep this place the same. So, I'm going to show you around. I'll show you around the town too, because if they're going to really buy this place off of Gramp and I, I want someone who's going to invest. And I'm not just talking financially. I'm talking with the heart into this town, into this place. Deal? Deal. All right. Let's go. How's she doing? She's made contacts, sir. Did we pick the right pony? Well, she's gone farther than most. We just need to give her a chance. Oh, in the meantime, it's time to call in some favors. Damn it. Right there, it could be this and this and this and a pony. Hello, Mr. Mayor. I think you know who this is. Oh. Hi, Mr. Diamond. Yeah. Tell me, what can we do for each other? So, tell me about yourself. What do you like? I like a thing. Do you know anything specific? Well, what do you like for music? Oh, Eddie Valley, of course. Eddie Valley? He's a nice guy. Oh, my God. Hey, Holly. Good to see you. Yeah, it's good to see you. It's your friend. This is Noel. Noel, nice to meet you. This is Holly. He must be a city girl. She's a real estate agent. I'm just showing her around the town. I didn't know you were into liberal ladies. So you're showing her downy? Isn't it beautiful? Good. Well, we too enjoy the day. Have you been? Good? See you around. Call me. That's my axe. No, she's not at all. Yeah, it's really cold by the water. I'm sure you can imagine. I don't know why he asked me to meet him here. But yeah, he said if he's going to think about selling his property to me, he wants me to invest in the heart of the town. So, yeah, he's a nice guy. And are you being honest with him about all of this? No, no, I don't like it, but I can't afford to lose this job, especially if I'm going to pay for your classes next semester. My glasses are not that important in this. I can do this. Hey, Aunt Beth, remember we were talking about that kid who saved me from the ducks when I was little? Of course I remember. Yeah, do you remember his name? It was a long time ago. There's no hurry about it, just whenever you think of it. Yeah. Yeah, I think I see him. All right, I'll call you later. Love you. It's Travaganza. And to close up the night, we have a very special guest for you. I think you're going to be very excited when you see this man come out on stage. Come on down, all the way from New York City, ladies and gentlemen. It's not roasting on an open fire Jack Frost living at your home Real tight carols being sung by quiet folks dressed up black I guess tomorrow everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe to make this season bright When you touch with your eyes all aglow we'll find it hard to sleep tonight They know that Santa's on his way Mother's child is gonna spy to see if reindeer really know Friends who I'm offering this simple phrase to kids from one to one oh two many times many way Christmas and it's a Merry Christmas, folks treat each other well there's no other way so I this simple phrase from one to one oh two been said many times many way Merry Christmas This is Noel Noel, your special friend What a beautiful girl Beautiful girls break hearts Don't be breaking this guy's out of none of these 10 100% loyal God bless you guys You guys, I've got a run I've got a gig in the city four hours My pilot military guy final show up He takes off without me That's the time of the deal I've got to go God bless you guys Merry Christmas Thank you Best of your grandfather All the best Merry Christmas, Eddie Thank you He's been coming to my family farm for years to get his tree cut What can I say We do a good job He's not the only celebrity that comes to get his tree cut So shh You're welcome I'm glad you liked it So uh So would you ever do karaoke? I'm not I'm not courageous enough for that It does take a lot of courage to get up there You know what else? Take some courage Wrestling Take down trees Take down a wrestler Uh I can't believe you're actually doing this You've kind of inspired me to chase my dreams at this point With your law degree Environmental law Now you're doing great things at Green Place It's inspiring Jack about Green Place And Noel I got to say one thing I've been doing a lot of thinking and I am going to sign the contract Only if you are in charge of the deal and you close the deal Wait The boss will see you now That's us No, I'm just here for morals Tryouts are not for spectators Participants only Little lady I'm not going to do it Gleason is the promoter Gleason is the guy who screwed my grandfather out of hundreds of thousands of dollars He's a crook Chasing your dreams You just said that You really going to let him mess it up? Let's see what happens So You're Chris The lumberjack Carlson's offspring Yeah, he's my grandfather No, he was a royal pain in the ass Like Never wanted to play the game He was Had too much integrity for this business or something Tough son of a gun though Do you know he could like Bend nails Like they were just rubber My grandfather's physical strength Was only matched Probably by his integral strength Last I heard though He was like Christmas tree farmer or something on the outskirts of town Yeah, him and I own a farm outside the town You know you're here? No Look, if you want to try out kid, that's fine But we're not going to cut you any breaks just because you're his grandkid Well, Mr. Gleason with all due respect I'm not looking for any special treatment I'm just looking for an opportunity A shot What about you sweetheart? You know, we could use a little eye candy around here And for what I'm seeing you're just about sweet enough for me Gleason, we're not here for any funny business We're here to wrestle I'm just here for Jack But if that means I have to go toe-toe with one of your guys then I'm all for it Big talk, I love that Look, what are you two waiting for? Why don't you go ahead and get out there and see what happens Hey, Mr. Mayor It's Gleason You're not going to believe who just walked in here You know that tree farmer kid you've been talking about? Yeah Him and his girlfriend Sure My guys can show them your ropes Yeah, I get what you meant about Gleason He's a jerk Go ahead and do it anyway big shot Good Sound very enthusiastic about it I know it'll cheer you up Oh, my aunt plays this song for me when I'm not No, I'm just taking a page out of her book You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you You'd be like heaven to touch I want to hold you so much At long last love has arrived and I think you're the only one You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you Did it work? That was something That was something But you did put a smile on my face Okay, then I'll count as excess Well, Lovecraft Mr. Gleason's looking for some talent Sadly, I don't see any what you got for me today Some fresh meat for the grinder, boss All right, listen up, you lovely band of losers This is pro wrestling Maverick, come here, you're my best You stand here, I need you Y'all better pay attention This is not for the weak of heart Maverick You ready to put them Oh, of course I do See the two over there I think they need to be put through some special treatment You think you can do that for me? I love the idea of special treatment Good kid Good kid Tell me something special and not be wasting my time As for your best Get in there I think she's special Show her how special she is I'm just so happy that Big Barry isn't going to get this land Thank you So, uh What are you doing tomorrow night? Well, maybe we can go together and we can celebrate Yeah, like a date Yeah, Barry, I got them to sign but I don't think I'm comfortable with this deal I don't know, I... Look, my aunt's calling, I'll call you back I'll call you back I don't like how this thing is going You told me this woman was malleable You're on the hook if this thing goes south Look, there's a solution you haven't really thought about yet I've still got some loose ends to take care of in that city Send me and I'll report back to you Well, this thing isn't going to take care of itself Either you get her on board or get her off the boat In a few days we'll either have board approval or this thing will go down the crapper Not the crapper, not this time I've already got my ticket for the first flight tomorrow morning Just let me go and do my job Is there something wrong with the crapper? Goodbye, Anil Honey Hey Aunt Beth I was just washing dishes and it came to me Yeah, what was his name? It was Jack You know like Jack and Jill I really messed up I gotta fix this Fix it how? I'll tell Jack the truth I just think I'm going to talk to Christine first Maybe she'll be able to help me Yeah, I love you too Bye You like any sport? I can't say I was expecting to see you here Not this soon anyway I'm surprised you're here at all Well, surprises every day You must be I'm Jack, nice to meet you Nice to meet you Jack It's funny, Noel here can't seem to stop talking about you down in the office I didn't realize I was on the table Yeah, we're still working at that green place Somebody's got to be a secret Santa every year This is Grant I just gotta make sure he's alright I'll be right back What are you doing here? It's not me, it's Barry He doesn't think that you're capable of doing your job I trust you, but Look, that's the reason I'm here Now, do you have the paperwork on once? Todd, you can help me with this Look Yeah, unfortunately we can't He doesn't work like that You know that, the fact of the matter is We've got copies of the paperwork So it doesn't matter what matters if we need the signature on paper You can't do this and we both know Barry doesn't care about the loss So whether you want to do it or not, he's gonna find a way to do it Well, can you do anything at the town meeting without my signatures? No, no, I really, really can't Whether you want this deal to happen or not I need those signatures And the fact of the matter is Noel, they might be good people But they don't want anything for themselves They don't want a better future We've tried, I've told you We have tried time and time again to help them Financially, whether they would have to get off the farm or not, it's not important What's important is giving them the money Building this casino would be good for the entire economy of this place But nobody wants that Nobody wants a better future for their schools for their kids, for home Nothing The fact is, I know you're smarter than that I will do what I need to do to make sure that this goes through Like I said, he might be a good guy But he's not smart And he doesn't know what's good for you And he doesn't know what is good for himself or a future And I don't know for a fact, you want a future And you What doesn't matter if I want a future with you or with him What matters is I know you are not getting the papers from me and you are not doing anything at that town city hall meeting And a lot can happen between now and whenever you plan on doing something with those copies I gave you I think you better go You're right, a lot can happen But what needs to happen you need to buck up about what you actually want I like how this place is decorated It's pretty What's going on? Something's been on your mind since last night Diane! I know, it's good to see you Me too This morning you're doing your usual black coffee Yes, please What can I get for you? Cream and sugar I'll be right back I need to tell you something Okay It's about Green Place It's not real I was sent over by Big Barry to get you guys to sell Thank you very much I'll be back for your order in a moment I'm sorry, I should have told you sooner It was the option I signed I'm going to talk to him I'm going to get him to throw it out Big Barry's not going to throw it out He's been trying to get that property for years Is he still trying to put his damn casino on it? Yes Noel Why did you lie to me? I was just trying to keep my job But they're ruthless and I see now how much this wouldn't impact you guys and that's not who I am What? A liar? You lied to me about this Do you even take care of Iran? Do you even like environmental law? Do you lie about everything? No, I only lied about the job I understand you're upset I'm upset Noel because people like Big Barry come into this town and take the one thing that people have left which is their dreams I'm ready in the process Are you folks ready to order? No, I'm not ready to order I'm leaving Excuse me, I'm sorry Diane Noel Jack Have a good day Jack Mayor, Merry Christmas Save to you Hey to Christopher What's up with Jack? This developer was building something there What's he putting in this family thing? Invest money in the community and make a family friendly place with Jack and Christopher I've been here for generations It's too bad So it's not broken She does She'll get what's coming to her She doesn't need these anymore They can kiss this godforsaken town goodbye Bye Todd? I don't think so I'm sorry I can't leave if you need the world No, it's okay, what's going on? I came here with a company called Diamond Properties and we've been trying to get Jack to sign over his grandfather's land on the Christmas tree farm for a little while It is, he hasn't been signing but I hear that Noel actually got him to sign with the person Really? Yeah, but it destroyed Jack and I'm thinking he might just be so distraught right now that you can go get him back if you want it Okay And if we need anything else I've got a camera handy All you gotta do is lead him over to some mistletoe Easy enough I'm thinking we put this in place for perfect timing We'll have them both by new years Sounds good to me Well, why don't we get started Alright Ladies first I told him what happened I'm going to fix it I just really ruined it Well, it'll be time I've known Jack He's a good guy Let me talk to him I don't know I think I just need to get some air, I'm sorry Wow, wow, wow Look who finally decided to show up Of course I'm going to show up This is my hometown Yeah, how does it feel to be a boy? A bunch of idiots and losers Yeah Well, I don't think I really need to say anything else I don't know, how does it feel to be around a bunch of dry clean wearing pecking order little dudes like yourself Good? Yeah, you know, it's much better than Does it feel good stealing money from people? You and Big Barry making your big casinos and poor down East Maine You know You're real something special Todd I could say the same thing about you but it's just very sad, you can't see the bigger picture here Oh, and by the way it's just so sad about what's going on with you and Noel I bet you do Listen, I don't care what you like You could like Coke, you could like Pepsi I don't care what kind of little energy you're bringing back from your childhood or whatever Look, this is my town Todd, and I'm not going to take any more of your crap So the next time you speak to me pick your words carefully Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to you too Hey Christine, Merry Christmas Todd, what's going on? Todd'll Yeah I'm sure the news is out at this point Grandpa and I's farm is done, bought up by Green Place and now I don't know what I'm going to do at this point Promise you, don't get lost Years But what I need you to do is hold it together Like chill I'm going to have fights breaking out You can't be doing all that Just get a grip Alright, trust me Christine, it's over It is, I signed the papers It's over Merry Christmas Yeah, Dad I told Jack to choose today and it's not going well Christmas bonus It was too easy and I'll scan the papers tonight I'll be sure to tell Noelle she's terminated until Christmas Day to tell her to her face or maybe I'll just put her under a kneel on toilet duty instead Well, let's not be too hasty I'm going to put the pigs up on some social media too so it really seals the deal for us and I'll handle the town meeting tomorrow solo Get these little fishies to take the bait Hey, Noelle Aren't you staying for the town meeting this afternoon? I asked to talk to Jack too No, I think the sooner I get on the better it'll be for everybody I should have never come here I have a lot in the city like Jack said where I can just blend in I don't know why I thought I could have it differently I don't know why I thought I could have something with Jack I... Are all guys the same? Or am I just the problem? No, I know I messed up but I can't believe they would move on so fast especially with Polly of all people Polly? Really? No, no, that doesn't sound right What do you mean sounds right? You'll have to do at least talk to the janitor for the Toledo song turtle Just talk to him find out if you even want to work with Barry anymore Anil I'm sorry Mrs. Rhodes have I got some interesting information for you turns out that Big Barry is now up to no good in your neighborhood Now what I can tell you is I don't have all well Yeah, yeah, that's fine I can call you back later Can you connect me with Mike Robbins? Call him back I'll say goodbye to a few people before I go Anil, old friend Yes, Noelle's gone What is going on? Look It's okay with you, I'd like to get this thing going fast I mean I want to get home and see my grandkids by two I just have to say Sam this isn't like you it usually takes forever for you to get stuff done I mean I'm half asleep when you're just halfway done Well, thanks a lot for your crime in that and you never go for charities like Green Plates Are you sure this is a whole run for the town? Well, it's certainly going to hit it out of the ballpark Speaking of the ballpark right? Not that new middle league field right? Well, we could use the money the kids uniform shouldn't be turning brown I just got off the phone with Christine Rhodes and she has another good authority that this land deal is actually headed up by her ex-husband Big Barry Diamond Properties Big Barry, he's a jerk Remember last summer when you came after me with a golf club like Jack Nicholson we don't want that guy in here You probably did something to deserve it You can be a real twit sometimes, right? Oh, kiss my butt something This is why we don't get together any Mr. Mayor, I did study architecture as an undergraduate in London Now, maybe it's my imagination but this new place project looks suspiciously like a casino to me Look, what we're talking about is this crazy Christine right? She didn't She always makes noises or nothing No, you don't like her but she's always been nice to me I enjoy her immensely She's cool in my book Look, let's just get through this thing let's quit playing around with the whistle and see the wind now let's just vote on this thing and get it done so we get home All right Hey, it's pretty loud here I don't know if you can hear me I'm at the airport in the Cayman Islands I can give you a call when I get to the hotel and tell you more I did want to get back to you Thanks for inquiring Just give me about 15 or 20 minutes if you can Thanks for getting back to me Yeah, whenever you have the time, that'd be great Something's weighing really heavy on you Well, Grandpa Well, in Green Place and I did it for a few reasons I did it because I know that you don't want to keep doing this forever and I thought I was a way out and I wanted to not I wanted to not be stuck here and I wanted to have the freedom to go and try a few things and try wrestling like you used to do That's a tough life I found out quick it wasn't for me and now I just feel like we're out of options You're smart enough and capable enough You can do just about anything you want to do You could be a fisherman, carpenter financial analyst or tree farmer It doesn't really matter What's important is to find something you like Find a job that you absolutely love doing Someone a lot smarter than me once said that you love and never work a day in your life and it's true That's how I wound up doing the farm growing trees and selling Christmas trees I love what I do Yeah, but how do you find what you love? Well, that's that can be a bit tough and tougher if you're focused on something specific Kind of Open your mind Just a lot of times it will drop right in your lap You won't even realize it until you find what I'm doing You can do anything you want Open your mind and find something that will make you happy But I have a funny feeling that's not the only thing that's weighing me What else is going on? Noelle She lied It's not Green Place It's actually Diamond Properties It's a big bear He's been trying to buy this place off us for years He lied to me and it hurt I can't trust her Sure it did, but Have you ever lied before? Grant, are you kidding me? You know I know the answer to that Yes, I love it Did I give you a second chance? And in some cases a third? Yes Absolutely Because I love you, you're my grandson But Grant, it's different That's true You're relatives, but you can pick your friends And you find friends that make you happy And I've seen the way your eyes light up when she walks in the room She makes you happy And I don't know everything that happened between you folks that has you so upset But you need to work it out You need to figure out a way around this And you need to go after that girl Because I think you folks make it Noelle Hey What are you doing here? I just went for a walk and are you leaving? Yeah, I figured I'll swear the best Jack, I'm sorry about everything that happened It's okay, it's fine Well I just want to let you know I've been talking to a reporter and it's gonna close with Barry That's good That's awesome What's wrong? What about you and Holly? Holly's my ex We're done, there's nothing going on between us What about last night? Well, what about last night? I was sad at the party I mean I saw you two together close with it all over social media this morning That's Look there's nothing going on between Holly and I I swear Noelle, I like you Yeah I like you too Okay, good Um So there's nothing that's gonna happen to the town hall? No, they can't do anything without my papers Oh, you got the papers, that's awesome We can Like I said, the reporter, he's gonna call Barry out So Noelle, those are all blank No, I had them Todd Oh, I should have known he wasn't there just to be small last night What do we do? Like 10 minutes We gotta go, we gotta go Let's go Pretty big turnout we got here That's good That hell is a gavel We got that damn thing, come on Let's go It's about time This meeting is in order This meeting of the town council for the town of Clamneck, Maine is now in session We will begin with public forum Anyone have anything to think Of course, Ashley, please Come up Can we get right to it? You know, I'm saying it's hard if you guys dodgy the issue We're not dodging the issue We just don't really We knew about the issue A Maine locofe Ozzie, Bon Jovi, maybe even me Well, you are becoming a star here at the town Meetings, aren't you? For sure Anyone else have anything they want to say before we get to the real issue at hand? Yes I know I want to bring attention to the toxic runoff that is coming from my neighbor's attempt to become energy independence What is the town going to do about this? What do you mean by toxic runoff? There's blue sludge coming down the street It's blue That's not good I talked to Todd It's just jello He was making something for Halloween Jello doesn't melt grass I hope this is something new I don't think so New hat, yeah Yeah I would like to know from you people what the status is on the border wall We've got enough Canadians here already We don't need any more and I caught one stealing my pegs You caught a Canadian The people of Klamnack demand an answer to this problem The lip service isn't going to get it anymore What do you need us to do? How many of us want the wall? A majority A wall to keep Canadians out That's all I have Down to the important issue here at hand What we want to talk about is I guess that concludes the public forum Todd from Green Place Yes Ladies and gentlemen Me and the good people at Green Place our goal is simple to provide a future where the economy is booming much like it was in the 1920s a future devoid of kids having to worry about where they go to school where homelessness is decreased where everybody can really live the lives that they want to and although some regretful decisions in terms of property damage will have to be made it is a necessary evil that we're willing to take upon ourselves to provide a better future for everybody else So this is the future we're talking about better schools better economy less homelessness a better future for all and not just for this city not just for this state but eventually we're hoping to reach the entire country that's what we're hoping for with Green Place a better future for all Couldn't be said better I think what we should do is put this to a vote right away the official name is Santa's Playhouse it's going to be on site 34 Cottage Road and this thing is good for the family it's good for the environment as Todd said we're going to bring money into the environment if you want to build your wall you can build your wall with the money that we get so let's vote on this thing alright wait come on are you okay do you need some more air over here hold on front for diamond property damage you're lying to me hold on Tim I want to hear what she has to say hold on one second I'll take care of it ladies and gentlemen I think I can explain this woman has been nothing but a cause of emotional and physical distress to all of us who work at diamond properties ever since she started working there I can only suspect that she's here to boost her own egotistical and attention-seeking ego you want this meeting to proceed as smoothly as it has already remove her and her gentlemen friend from the premises as soon as possible I have been in contact with a reporter who's at Diamond Property's latest resort in the Cayman Islands and it's been terrible for locals you need to at least table this project until you've seen the real plans oh come on I don't think we can table this right now no we're not look the reason I know all this is because I was sent here to fool you guys so Jack and Grandpa Chris would sell their farm berry and diamond properties and Todd aren't interested in sustaining the land what proof do you actually have Noah here's Phil he'll tell you guys what this company does to local areas hello can you guys hear me? yeah I hear you thank you very much for your time my name is Phil D'Angelo I'm a reporter for the Toledo Sun Journal investigating Big Berry's venture here in the Cayman Islands and it's called the Island Pearl as you can see it was an unmitigated disaster not only did they not keep to their promises to not build on pristine rainforest areas they also had pollutants in their building in which case it infected the local tap water and has had to have been torn down at the taxpayers expense Big Berry and his group have since abandoned it and now it is a big mess for the people of Cayman Islands my advice to you guys would be do not have anything to do with this group they are not a friend to the environment thank you give me that alright look I think in light of this new information we really do need to we need to table this Todd do your job fix us you idiot you big berry diamond who are you? Mike Roberts from the EPA I have a couple questions for you this guy, Anil said I could find you here thank you Jack again we're finally getting some snow over here I don't know about you how's your new job are you cobalt 15 nice to you are the pets being nice to you well I'm kind of concerned about pets like claws and teeth okay you're right I'm worrying too much but I just want to make sure you're okay who do you think I get it from yeah I think I see them I'll call you back okay yeah I'll let you know you said hi I love you