 What are you doing? I'm hungry. Oh, well, guess what? Well, I get to pick your food. So, I don't know how I feel about it. I don't know what's gonna be more embarrassing. Me, people looking at what I'm putting on the plate, so I'm trying to get you the weirdest thing. So I'm supposed to try to get the weirdest things, not the things that I would eat. Yeah, so you're gonna grab me a plate, I'm gonna grab you a plate, and whatever I grab or whatever you grab, we have to eat. Alrighty. I don't know why, this was my idea. I don't know why I did this. Everything's gonna turn bad, it's gonna... Oh my God, I have the worst ideas. But okay, the... Can we mix foods? Kinda, yeah, yeah, oh my God. Oh my God. I'm stuck with gravy. I hate you already. I already know what you're gonna do. Mine's not even gonna be nearly as bad as yours. I'm making my famous rice pie. Oh God. You know, it takes a special kind of cricketer to make that. I don't think we have special kind of cricketer right now. No, no. Oh, this is gonna backfire on me. That's the one I was looking for. Backfire, yeah, it's gonna backfire on me. Oh God, here we go. So it's gonna first. I will go first. I need to get on first. Yes. So do I get to eat, and then I get your food, or do I gotta get your food first? No, you gotta get your food. Should we both go at the same time? Oh yeah, Keefer's here anyways. That's not fun. You know, that is so basic. You're even more basic than us. Don't get your Starbucks. I just caught that all on camera. Okay, bye. So Brendon, we're looking for a place. I think I might have won. Do you? That's my contraption over there. It is my famous spaghetti with rice, beans, hot sauce, and ice cream. Oh my God, what are you doing? I'm making your dinner. That actually looks good. Yeah, you don't know what it's gonna know what's in it. Other than that, that looks like dead fish. It is fish. Oh, fantastic. Wonderland fish is not a good thing. What's your rotation? Is it necessarily a... No. That'll be nice. I didn't drench it. Great, I didn't say it. So you have your pizza, hamburger, seafood medley, coleslaw, black bean, ketchup, burger. And when did you prepare it for me? Spaghetti with some rice, some beans, with extra bean oil. So a little bit of hot pepper flakes and some ice cream. You didn't know there are hot pepper flakes in here? I didn't. I wouldn't do that. Bone apple tea. Mine looks better, to be honest. That's disgusting. You have ice cream on spaghetti. At least this is a hamburger. I made that. Is that disgusting what I did to him? Um, yes. Yes. That's a nice little jar of... Yes. All right, Brendan, make sure you get some ice cream with that. I don't know these people. It doesn't act to me next. Yes. Yeah. You're just... That is disgusting. Bone apple tea. Even the baby's looking at me. Oh, wow. It's like eating ice cream with weird, consistent seasoning. Luckily, Wonderland food has no flavor. I agree. So all I can taste is ice cream. Oh, wait, but you need a bite out of yours. This actually looks pretty good. I'm not gonna lie. Does it? Like a pizza hamburger. That dead fish looking at me. There's a dead fish in there. Ew, it's dripping. There's no way that's good. There's no way. I would eat this again if I could. I need to get, give me a shot of the actual burger that you just took a bite out of. Wait, turn the... The bite towards you. Yeah. That's disgusting. And you enjoy it. Yeah, it's pretty good. There's seafood, there's black beans, there's musk, ketchup, pizza, burger, and coleslaw. That's pretty good. So we just created an amusement inside this burger. Wait, he's like dying. Yep. What happened? You know that root canal thing that I was telling you? Yeah. It's kicking me in the teeth, literally. Oh my God. I just like looked over and he's like literally like... When'd you get a root canal? This is actually good. You're not enjoying any of your food. Ew, it's melting. I mean, what is there to enjoy about it? I'm gonna hit the lens. That's disgusting. Ew, what's leaking? It's the dead seafood, medley. Well, I hope it's not alive. You know places in China, they eat live squid. That is so random. You get the live octopus. Yeah. That was literally the most random thing ever. Ew, you're enjoying it. So by the way, you can have a plate of your own food after this, because then it will just be like... Look at how slimy it is. You really gotta bite this dead fish. Oh, that's bad. It's slimy. I think your mouth is wide over there. Picture the ketchup, the dead fish, the coleslaw, the black beans, the burger, the pizza slays. Would you like some pizza? You can't do that, my plate's done. You can't add to it after. Okay, well, you enjoy that. I'm gonna enjoy my food. I'm like so self-conscious about what people are staring at me. You're a little bit literally looking at me like... The hashtag should be... Hashtag morons. There's no way that's good. Mm. The music part is all you have. No one. Why can't I taste the seafood all this time, then? Good, because this is disgusting. I thought it wouldn't be so bad when I saw it, so I'm like, that literally just looks like something I would eat separately. But the ice cream is ruining the fit. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. I've never been able to eat ice cream from here again. You might tame on me, though. I think I got you worse. I think you did, too. Round two? No, we're enjoying our food after this. Otherwise, we're gonna be grumpy for the rest of the day. Sure. You good? No. Ew. Did you get the bean oil? I put extra. You're disgusting. I should have souped up that seafood soup thing. You're lucky. I was gonna put gravy and grind up some of those spring rolls in it, too. Oh, that face. You know what? We're gonna do slingshot and extreme scat by itself. I think not. It's in your contract. I didn't sign it yet. Can't troll it forever. You gotta eat it. I think when someone stalls, they deserve to get blasted by Timber Wolf. Fantastic. But it's just... Why aren't you eating yours? Because I'm recording you. Oh. You just set up the tripod. That's not how you set up a tripod. The black beans are disgusting. Hope you're enjoying your... You're like filming the sky, I think. It is spat on a piece of rice. No, it's you. If there wasn't dead fish in here, I would eat this every day. Like, what is this? I think that's clan. It's just like a baby ear canal. Wait, can I just show up? You should eat that. I should not. It's on your plate. It tastes like baby ear canal. You know what? Wait, I have questions. How do you know what that tastes like? I don't have answers. This is where we cut the video. Oh. Ew, it's getting stuck in between my teeth. Ew, I don't have to put this out later. Oh, that's disgusting. I can't get that on camera. Looks like a snowman. Brendan, that's disgusting. You made this. Even I feel bad now. So I don't have to do the water challenge then. I don't have to write slingshot. Oh. I'm literally not enjoying this one a little bit. Have you seen how long it's taking me to even like... Let's choose each other's meals, Brendan said. It'll be fun, he said. When the regret kicks in. Oh, you got a little bit of... Black beans and ice cream. If I ever have a kid and I don't... Love them. This is terrible, how could I be even saying it? You could just say if you had a kid and he swore. Yeah. You're welcome. I have a kid and he swears I'm feeding him black bean ice cream. Can you join your meal? She got a wide-angle lens for this thing. You picked it again. It's growing. Oh my god, the amount of editing I'm going to have to do in this video. Just that one bit. Do I got to eat everything on my plate? No, let's go get real good. Okay. We need our spoons and ports. I don't want to touch my fork after seeing what it touched.