 What's up chat? What's up YouTube? This the needed podcast episode 124. I think Things have been a little scuffed lately boys, but you know that you guys know things have been scuffed We got suspended on the tweeter We got banned on twitch for three days. We were we were locked up in the gulag last week So it's been two weeks. I think I think the gulag put us to um The gulag put us to a a stop of our consecutive weeks with the podcast my man hook him with three months Catman was six months Murray with nine Y'all going crazy. Let's go. So we definitely are pretty down right now boys, and I'll be honest Pretty bummed out. I'm pretty bummed out with the tweeter being being popped It's rough. It's rough Maybe realize that you know all my other social medias other than Twitter kind of trash So if you don't make sure you follow the other ones man, you can put burn. I'm gonna put it in the chat right now burner There it is my man chop. That's that's the burner tweeter That's the one I'm working with now Hopefully I get my real one back one day. If not, we're gonna make this one shake, right? We've been down before We are we but I'll tell you I'm definitely bummed out as the word is the The vibes from what the tweeter has done Not only the tweeter broke man, I feel like it feel like Madden's kind of dead I never say that but right now I just feel like it's kind of dead I'm at Archer all the way through May. I don't know if I don't know if that's fair to say or not boys Yeah, follow the tweeter follow the tweeter burner tweeter or ban actually, you know So Madden Madden's been kind of bummed. We're closing in on the last couple weeks of Madden here, honestly Because when MLB comes out, I think it might be Madden on the weekend leagues only honestly But we'll see Lcq is still popping Lcq was moving. This has been two weeks. We got two weeks to talk about I don't know what crazy happened in two weeks I Don't know. Yeah, I said Madden Madden's kind of dead Madden's kind of dead I think I need to start talking more about about golden tickets and stuff like that More content pieces more content focus of my channel, you know Moving to a different direction because the content's still kind of booming and with that Who would you guys make as a golden ticket if you received a golden ticket card? Who would you guys? Pick I don't know who I would pick if I was a golden ticket because Clowney and Honestly, the Clowney is not super crazy The Clowney is not super crazy tough. He's good, but he's not like oh My god, he's the best player. There's probably ten other players like Clowney really Kick the ball though. He might make a return tonight. I heard rumblings of FIFA tonight We were talking all day. Maybe modern warfare 2 Kevin King, yeah, yeah, right Antonio Antonio Brown Kareem Hunt kicker. That's why I don't see that's why I don't I don't open I don't really like asking you all too many questions, bro I really don't cuz y'all say shit like that Kareem Hunt kicker. Yes Simmons. Let's make a Simmons with one point more speed That'd be a great golden ticket, bro No, like clown it clown. He's not that much that great See and just like that the chat was dead. We start talking about content. You guys all get horned up Look at them. Look how horned up. They are look how horned up It's a horned up chat right now out of nowhere I'm in Venz on the building Aiden in the building. What's up boys? I might make a Jerry Judy or Maybe Herbert, I don't know man. Obviously Vic Kershaw in the building Jalen Mills But but going on it from the Clowney card as compared to Lawrence Taylor as compared to Ricky Jackson as compared to the Stork as Compared to a lot of cards. It's not that much better, right boys Predict the LCQ I'm gonna tell you who the favorite is I Think bugs I Think bugs is a favorite That's a good question good topic some favorites my top four favorites for LCQ. That's a good Clown is good because of his abilities. Okay, we're done now See that's the end to see now when people just start saying shit like that. They're not then that's when I say Okay, let's talk about my favorites for LCQ. There we go. Like what the fuck? bugs is hell right now Bugs never stopped being tough, bro. Yes, we're y'all crazy like he's never stopped He's honestly the best Bobby V making a run with the bangs possible Speaking of Bobby we're gonna talk more about Bobby when we talk about Boss bot Wars part three. Yeah Drew, what's up, buddy? Bugs is done moving furniture. Josh John. That's a good point. Tell you Those were bugs not really a Mike type of guy, bro. Clef not really a Mike type of guy there But booze not really a Mike type of guy He's not really a Mike type of guy Boris. What's up? Can Trey pass the barrier? We'll see man We will see I'm excited should be fun should be fun times and as we do about it the LCQ I mean, I don't know and and Is this the best format ever? Is it really did he Jesse did he improve or was that Noah in his face? Was that the doubt? Was that the end of Trey? He hasn't made a dime since then That might have been a a Trey The end of Trey really that might have been the end of Trey Really might have been the end but the format was cool, man. I'll tell you I'm always it's about the LCQ as we're halfway through it. I guess we're through with the latter part I'm always in favor of You know the leaderboard on on the on the game. I Don't think anybody's against I think 128 people is a good line to set I'm 64 might have been a little too sweaty But when you split it off when you split it up Across both systems. I think you I think you can do a decent job if you split it Like I said, you split it up both systems 64 128. It's pretty good pretty pretty The 128 is pretty locked in pretty good. I'm saying So for me, it doesn't make it too sweaty or too bad Makes it too good. My man user with the rate. I heard we're on this this the shooting game called out riders out riggers. I Listen, I already made my player. I'm ready to go. Yeah, I don't know. Um I'm always a fan of I and I was talking earlier this week, man that leaderboards always made me better without having a leaderboards that definitely when I got to play mud head-to-head as a streamer the leaderboards are key because People have no choice but to play you for the most part man, and you're earning rank you're moving up And everybody's going really hard at them top four spots that that really helped me become a better player And you know without that, you know, I'm not playing the same competition over and over and over and over and over You know, I have every game. I have every game. I never bullshit in gaming ever It's just see when when when streamings your job You got to put work see like I got to put work in on Madden, you know a lot man Yeah, I think 128 is 128 is a good number for real for real And if you can't make the 128 you gotta get a little bit better I want to make sure all you guys played in the lcq. I mean it didn't hurt You know, there was one guy that went oh and 13 what He played I will tell you that guy that went oh and 13 I think he got better than if he would have played weekend league and went 15 and 10 just saying He got a little bit better He understood his weaknesses and and why he got popped and why he went oh and 13 Who knows? but uh Yeah, the 128 people was good the double elimination tournament Uh three days to play. I only played two of the days and still top 30. So I I mean Person I always like the long leaderboards was not super long but like a month. I feel like a month I feel like a month is a good enough leader button or even two weeks two weeks online play Is a good leaderboard for real for real My man Vinnie in the building with seven months 16 total months 16 seven straight Then you thank you man. I appreciate it you know But as far as everybody's concerned It worked pretty well and we're going to have a double elimination tournament That's what everybody wanted two chances. So when you lose you get another chance Um, it's going to be super sweaty super tough Um, and then those I think I don't even know how many people four eight people So it's four people from each console will go to medambo Which is cool. And then they'll be in the draft pool. Maybe get drafted by uh, I guess Trini And Jay wall and it's paving a captain. I really don't know exactly all the ins and outs Of medambo yet. We'll find that as we go. My man clundi clundi would all the way through may I hate how they couldn't make it all days if a bookbot What what did you want them to like schedule it around your schedule? I don't understand From one o'clock to eight p.m. Is not you can't get a couple games in a day You can't get three games in a day from one from seven hours per day You know Over bracket play. I mean, well if you made the bracket You know, I mean, I don't know what to tell you I I I I really don't man. I this is this is like I hate to tell you but you know competitive man is is not for people. That's I don't want to say it's not for it's not for regular people But it's hard to do it if you're a regular person with a job really You know, it's it's really not for Not that it's not for but you're just going to be up against it You're gonna be up against a strong. It's a hill to climb really Understandable it's a lot of people that have jobs and can't put their all into madden Shit, I you know, what's crazy? Right for you guys that all have jobs and stuff and can't play my literal job is madden, right? And I still feel like I don't have enough time to compete I Still feel like yo, it's not like my job is madden I play it and get paid to literally play the game And I still feel like I haven't allocated enough or allocated enough time to improve competitively really That ass So how can if that's the case for me Right How can how what do you think it's going to be like for somebody with a regular job? You know So that's why it's like, yeah, and what do you want us to do about that for real for real? Like what do you want us like what is the answer for that? I don't think there's an answer Like it's kind of like that's where in lies. I mean, I don't really want to say it's a skill gap, but it's a commitment gap Right Like these dudes are committed Like they're they're locked in right Committed without come committed lifestyle gap commitment everything you know And if people are going to commit their lives and commit their lifestyle To something to compete is something at the highest level. Who were you to say I should be able to compete with them? By putting in 10 of the effort You know that that's tough to say really It's gonna say you can't it's hard to compete with those Yeah I don't know and I always thought this too man like If you were good enough in madden, right, you know when you're good enough Maybe you should invest some more time into it, you know But I could see like even being now like I'm like super old for madden, right? I could see how like a 30 year old person with the family and shit was like Ain't no way I'm playing madden that much for like That is like I like super understand it now like It's with anything try try being a part-time surgeon, right? I just I feel like if we want it to be a job Uh, you got to commit all the way really And and these kids are committed these kids are balling these kids are playing Jesse you're and you're fucking nobody that does fucking nothing Like what are you talking about you sleeping a twin bed with your white woman in her house? And you work nights of doing fucking what? And just cap on on the internet all the time Like get the fuck out of here. Did jesse play lcq? No, he didn't He wasn't allowed to play in those hours. That was we're fucking date date hours one to eight or date hours He hasn't played xbox in a month Because I'd like what would like I work I work I work Yeah, exactly lex his wife his girl controlled the tv Actually his in-laws controlled the tv, you know in canada. They only got one in canada. They got one tv You know canada canadians are like real I almost say humble, but they're resourceful people. They're not gonna have five six tv's in the house. Fuck. No I want tv Are they keeping all mad ahead the head? That's a good question. Are they keeping all mad? No, they're not gonna keep all mad ahead the head You know why they're not gonna keep it because nobody's gonna play it nobody play And you know, I know nobody plays it because they put people like me in fucking pro level right away So everybody I play is an absolute Helen Keller like literally playing with their knees Like they have no idea. So for me, it's it's it's just mindlessly boring that I will never grind it Right and I don't know members probably the same for you guys So nobody's gonna play it. So their stats when they look at how many people played all mad at the head Oh, well, nobody really played it. Why would we keep it? So they're going to get rid of it if they would transfer over your division When it went to all mad and boom It'll be a lot better Like I do the legend players should already be in legend that way we don't have to grind through the Shit heads all day for real Now be honest with you. I have been playing though. The coins are free Don't tell anybody the coins are free Like 200k a day Just chilling I'm telling you died out the coins are free on all mad and seasons like they are free I'm talking bro. Nobody lasts past like the second drive No, you don't play the demons are on them all pro the demons play all pro like that. Anthony filler He's on all pro. He's not playing all mad. He don't got time for that shit Yeah, I can't fuck with them all pro kids, bro. Them dudes are nasty I'm telling you Canadians don't have TVs. I know Canadians man You know how much I listen I've been to Canada. They don't have a lot of TVs Don't got a lot of cars one family got one car. They treat they take turns You say they don't they don't do no dumb shit Minimalists exactly souls minimalist That's what they are minimalist. It's all right I'm not mad at it Canadians don't got no second win it see nappy. That's what you messed up their vehicle is capable of winter conditions You know saying they don't need a second one because the main one they have is capable of everything That's where you messed up. I don't think I've said anything bad about Canadians. None I think everything I said about them is is positive I think here in America we're we're dumbasses, right? It's just saying we're kind of bullshit. I mean, we're the better people far superior people, but you know Drinking some gamer subs right now. You guys can get gamer subs 10 off if you use code needed to check out This is the best energy supplement that you can have for gaming You drink it keeps your energized has neural tropics Nupra tropics or whatever the hell it is keeps your energy 99 overall All right, how did we go bald? What happens is The lord says, you know your family It's hereditary. Isn't that the word, you know I think every man in my family is bald and then up here just it started thinning a little bit And I was on like and I had this mean comb over which was clean for like an hour Then it started getting blown around and it started getting nasty, right? So you only had an hour of being outside like once once an hour hit you be You couldn't rock your hair like that for real for real But that first hour was still kind of clean and then after Jacksonville when when you know, I got grazed in the head here I went to the hospital and they shaved half of my head and I was like fucking this time to full send I shaved I said, you know, I look pretty damn good And it was a great decision and now we have the baldy Come over was mean I mean, I do you guys have to we have to see pictures of how crazy the comb over was like see that's Like people really I mean towards the end. It wasn't as strong Right, but it had its prime. Let's not go crazy that it had its prime Like it really had its prime Like I had a prime like y'all don't understand like that's it's actually crazy that y'all To that's this point Oh, that's the wrong one That y'all doubt that I had this crazy prime like bro prime Like are you kidding me? Look at this boom Boom like come on bro Like come on dude exactly kid's dad just absolute Wesley could never could never they could never pull off a haircut like this, bro That's what i'm saying, bro. Like y'all y'all think I'll just be hating like making stuff up like no, bro I Look like a scumbag Like that's the old this is as clean as it gets But then you know, I mean you could tell like it wasn't that strong up here in the corners Like it wasn't that like up in here like it wasn't that strong But you combed it over so it kind see the white man has a power See y'all laugh at us for getting sunburned and shit like that, right? But we have a power that you could comb over your hair and you could hide the bald And you could get a couple more years out of your hair, right the comb over was mean But you could see like up here. Well, I mean it wasn't the strongest, but you know It got it done I mean boom like Have you got some volume to it? You was the man Like come on, bro. Yeah, y'all don't understand what I what I did before this man I was like the man before this mad and stuff You know saying yeah, y'all don't y'all really don't y'all really don't know. That's what's crazy, bro Y'all really don't know like Y'all don't know anything All y'all see is this twit like I was really the man You need some volume You need some volume to your hair. Just I'm just I'm just being honest I'm at yurt with the five gifted man What year was all this shit? Hold up. Where's my facebook? 2015 so this was six years ago. You know So that's what happened then they got a little bit thin and you know the comb over was holding So I'm just telling y'all but then it started being like, okay It's almost time to go and once they shaved my head at the hospital. It was there it goes, bro Yeah, you got to a hundred. Are you on the hundred my man? Yerp with a hundred total. Yeah, if these the legend No for real like But we hold down the baldy listen the baldy is legitimate though. It is I'm happy happier with the baldy Because like this why I never understood How do y'all clown people about being bald? It's not shit. I could do about it, right What could I do? And that's a lie. Jesse. It's definitely a lot of effort on the bald head and you got to shave it every every shower I'm I mean, I wouldn't call the victim. I would say a blessing a man. That was blessing Right. I don't I don't think it's a victim, but I'm just saying it's something you don't have any control over Like the shoes you wear and your attitude and your you know Do your Just your manualisms you have control over that your baldness Shit I mean you still joke about it. You know what I'm saying? You're right I don't call war ugly all the time I don't think that's my go-to joke. I really laugh about how he how he was simping at the that white cheerleader chick And he had her on instagram and shit. That's more of my war jokes You know what I'm saying? I might cut the beard off I might cut the beard off for um, what you call mlb. I might we're thinking about it It's on the docket. No, but Imagine if they had this last chance qualifier, I think they could have one of these a month poor per per month per month Y'all just need to bring who all right. This is my question to you. Who a chat who's playing mlb in this chat? Who's playing mlb the thing about the beard is the bitch grows back instantly bro pta my guy Now, let me know because One I'll be honest. I didn't play it till last year people problem scol mode They've all been telling me to play it for like the last five years I only played it the last year and they were right seriously. They were right. So if you're thinking about it One million percent get it done get it done. All right, you gotta wait for the game pass for the free Get it done. It's fun The best thing about me is that I'm ass. So it's like and it doesn't really matter, you know So uh, if you guys are thinking about it, definitely full send Hopefully we can hopefully we can get an army out in the need of gaming jerseys and the need of gaming stadium One of y'all rock One of y'all rock the needy gaming jerseys y'all could change the color if y'all want to watch rock the blue The blue needy gamings or the red ones. You know what I'm saying the black and whites y'all could rock, you know You could dole some, you know red and blue You know, whatever you want the green and blue whatever style you want and playing the stadium Michael crazy Michael crazy Now what I want to do I wish I could Bring that logo from mlb 20 and and bring it to 21 because that was a bitch to make It gets saved in an inventory well, at least on the other one it did If I got to find a way to make sure I save it And bring it because that you know, it took me forever. It took me forever to make that shit I really sweated that stadium is going to be held two boys. Trust it Whatever y'all want to rock the red and black. I think y'all could change the color pretty good No, it's going to be fun, man. I'm excited about it. I got the baseballs. I got the bat I got listen that I showed you did I show I showed y'all last week the eye black Jones that I ordered Okay, we got the custom eye blacks Oh, man. Yeah, it's going to be a crazy a crazy You know offseason for what you call it for for madden Or what's it not madden mlb. Well, it is offseason for madden The needed eye blacks bro crazy Crazy, it's gonna we're gonna go crazy It's gonna go crazy mlb. So I'm super excited Uh for that because I'm gonna be real mad and it's like it's crazy. I was thinking of myself today boys This is the most fun this year. I've had playing madden But the least fun is streaming it maybe because it's like that. I don't know. I like the streams have been I don't know if it's my fault Or what it is, but playing it. I'm having fun But streaming it There goes All right, let's talk about boss by worse Enough bullshitting enough bull. No, no, no, we need boss by wars three We need boss by wars three It's time to spice it up. It's time to stop bullshitting on dates. I'll be honest with you. I have the date I have the theme It's done. We just got to put it in motion now boys It is done. I kind of want to tell y'all the fourth team Hmm I kind of want to tell y'all but I got it. I now this my man use what taught me goals or goals. I need 2,500 followers on the uh I need 2,500 followers on the burner and I'll announce another team I need 2,500 followers on the burner This duo's I need 2,500 I'm at this is where we're at on the tweeter 2000 My man mercs mercs with the seven most Bang bros they might be Yeah, we need 2,500. The next team is the best team Now you guys know as like I tweeted this today, right? Or the other day right here You guys know these guys bg and bobby Jay bird and vows on a team, right? Salty and niner, you know these these nasty bastards, right? We know these nasty these nasty fucks, right? We know them The next team Y'all never seen them play before on bot wars Y'all never seen their faces on bot wars I have brought new Opponents to the bot wars field I have brought a whole nother realm from the bot a whole nother stratosphere of madden player I'm just saying Xan and regus might be witness and ward I'm just saying All we need is 2,500 And it's released. We're almost there We're getting there boys Because I don't know when I'm I don't know if I can ever get If I can ever ever ever get The tweeter back But there it is man Make sure y'all follow that if you're on youtube, please follow it. It's dubby's burner on twitter brown That's all i'm not but don't do a link if you want to follow you'll just type in dubby's burner Now i'm just thinking who like I'm excited about it I want to tell y'all you know how when you get somebody a gift and you want to give it to them, uh Why don't I say When I uh when you uh What you gonna call it When you get somebody a gift and you want to like hurry up and give it to them like before christmas or the birthday or some Shit like you just like yo, I want to make sure that I want to give them this gift Like that's how I feel with the rest of the news one. I got the teams ready I got the theme ready. I got the date of boss bot wars 3. I have the date. I know when it's going down But the thing is I listen we got a gas Jay if we got three thousand it all I tell you all of it my man ty ron with the 10 months Is it on 420? More than be a bad date everything j Three how how we gonna get three thousand we are seven hundred Great Quick math quick math quick math seven hundred and forty four followers away from three thousand. What's up with him? Who's it? What's up, buddy? You doing good you wanted to see the boys Yeah You don't seem to hype He's going crazy crazy eyes You're holding your head up on your own now buddy Good I'm telling them you want to walk today went to the grocery store And tomorrow you're going to the zoo You want to the zoo tomorrow to see the lions and the tigers and the bears? No punk ass animals like zebras and giraffes You're not gonna see no what's some more punk ass animals flamingos Hippos no hippos are actually monsters. I gotta be cultured. I gotta see it all No pandas, you know, I see no damn pandas They be cute though No, they be cute lions tigers bears reptile house Lamas hippos are like hippos are like super savages Ostrich Penguins they're sweet gorillas. Yeah, we'll see some gorillas No, I don't really want to see any other monkeys. Arangatang is pretty ugly But we definitely want to see the gorillas I'm doing good, buddy. You just wake up or what? I'm crazy eyes crazy eyes You about take a bath and go down Take a bath and go down for the night Feed the giraffes, all right Well, we'll spend time at the lions while you feed the giraffes, okay You want to feed buddy you want to feed giraffes you want to see the lions and the gorillas? Yeah King Kong is a gorilla. He's not a giraffe All right, buddy, you go to you go to bed you take bath a moment. Okay He does like a little giggles now his giggle is like almost there. He just got back. Hey black But it's not there yet It's not there. It's almost there at all Lions and gorillas are mad boring. What animal is exciting in the zoo? I seriously are we getting like? I Are they're exciting which is the exciting section of the zoo are the fucking zebras running races the lions are boring What's going on? Are the snakes like slithering in races or some shit Ostriches. Oh, yeah, they go crazy, huh? Like what type of comment is that the lions are boring The fish yeah, the fish never stops swimming. I'm yeah the zoo the zoo kind of mid One is going to be 81 degrees tomorrow. I'm gonna be hot as shit I'm gonna have to I'm gonna get a hat 81 degrees is like Bro Fuck it bro. All right 81 degrees after being 50 and 40 degrees for three months is hot. Yes 81 is definitely hot Yeah 105 I die My head's gonna be burned as shit tomorrow night on the stream. I'm gonna be red as shit No, it's gonna be red tomorrow. Just trust that tomorrow night stream lobster That's what I mean like the first couple of warm days It's hot as shit because you're not used to it just like in the fall when you get like a 50 degree day You'd be cold as shit like oh damn Hey, what that's because you're mexican. That's why people are different. All right I don't know why and I accept you as a different person that likes the sun, right as my friend. That's okay I'm a white man. Don't like the sun that much. I don't Yeah, see Eduardo's afraid of cold. I love the cold. Give me the snow I'm out there in shorts and that's just different people and that's fine. I don't like the heat Oh, I if it was up to me, I would I would wear shorts all the time for real world It just depends on what you're doing like and people be like, yo, it's crazy. You wear shorts in the winter Hey, oh, what do y'all be doing now? Obviously if I was standing outside for four hours, I wouldn't wear shorts But you literally like walk from your house to a car and then your car. It's like the walmart What do you need to be bundled up for? 80s is hot when it's the first time of the year. Yes The first the first day of spring is going to feel hot as shit. That's what I'm saying It's going to feel hot. I mean, I wouldn't say now y'all exaggerate and like 80s is super hot Like it's not that hot, but I'm saying compared to what it's been the last couple months Yes, it's going to feel hot tomorrow. I definitely need to get the air conditioner back in this room because One she not gonna put the air on with the baby until it gets like hot hot But the summer is brutal. All right, bro I never understood why people like all that hot ass shit, bro We haven't learned anything from this conversation. We haven't learned anything from this conversation One thing we got learned is human beings are different But we can all coexist in peace. That's what I'm saying But we haven't learned anything everybody all y'all doing is telling everybody how they should feel It's a prime example of accepting how other people feel some people feel like 80 is hot Some people feel like 200 is hot some people feel like they like it cold and that's how they feel If you can't respect the man's Temperature feelings, how can you expect the feelings of his heart? You know I'm saying My man svc with the five yifties Those bars that was crazy Just saying It's kind of like when all y'all iphone users Clown other people for having a different phone like that's that to me. That's like Why is that something to laugh at? I never understood that Like we we as human beings all go into the same damn store, right? We all go in whatever y'all got whether it's whether it's You know a t-mobile or at&t or Verizon or whatever the hell self a cricket boost mobile, whatever y'all got We all go into the same store We all got the same dumb ass plan pay for the phone at whatever the hell dumb ass plan you have the phones aren't that it got Damn expensive. It was cool to have the expensive phone when you were in middle school. All right, so that's like listen That's the furthest thing from cool to have the most expensive phone as an adult for real So we all have the same choice when we go into the store And me as a man or somebody else they chose this phone. You chose that phone. Who gives a shit? That's how I feel I have never like questioned Somebody's opinion about what phone they choose, right? They're grown-ups choose whatever the hell you want My man wins steve is in the building with 19 months like I never I never understood like Never understood why people gave a shit Yeah, I never understood why people really care like because I'll be honest with you guys All these phones are pretty high goddamn powered, right? They get the job done Like do you ever watch like? No, seriously This was funny. Do you guys ever watch like? Compare the iPhone 9 versus the galaxy 19 or whatever the fuck, you know what I'm saying? You ever watch like or like read an article on the comparisons The entire time I watch those like I watch those those uh videos I said myself, bro. I don't know about any of this shit. They're talking about This one has a this the last one I watched was like this one has three cameras The iPhone 7 has nine cameras the megapixel diversity of this camera is more vet Oh, well, you can take your storage from this device to the other one if you use the cross platform with the extra megabytes of This is like bro Yeah, like That shit don't matter And I'll be honest with you guys It's the iPhone crowd that starts these beefs It is the iPhone crowd that continually tries to feel superior to the other crowds if you notice it Nobody is making a joke about having an iPhone right now, right? Look having a droid is like driving a Subaru. Somebody said having a droid is like having polo association People that don't have iPhones. They don't give a shit. They're just cool with the phone. They got no honestly For real That's what I'm saying, bro And that's what I realized the people that buy the iPhone right the iPhone crowd Is always chasing You know self-worth They always want to fit in they always want to you know, say feel that way Whereas the droid crowd is content with their space in this world. They're content with who they are They don't question it or anything like that. They don't ever try to bring people down or point out other people's flaws You know, but the iPhone users These people are always searching that self-worth that sense of value to the earth You know, so every chance they get to point out somebody else is flaw They take it out. There it is You know Like I said, honestly, I have never argued what phone is better. What phone is worse. I have never done that There we go. Now we go back with this. Yes, the argument is stupid That's what I mean. It's the personal thing where they have to feel that they're worth something It's all you understand and this is like This and this is the other thing A green bubble When somebody brings that up That person has the mind of a fucking hamster. That's what he got That ass look at this kid right here tyrone. If they got green bubbles, I ain't answering That's that's your intelligence. That's what you bring to the argument. I seriously that okay Guess we're not talking then right I guess we're not talking. That's fine. There's eight billion other people in the world. I can talk to But why would I want to talk to somebody that doesn't want to talk to me because my bubbles are green? You know what I'm saying? That's all I mean like They want to text back Little fucking keisha who plays with their little penis as soon as her bubbles could be purple They want to text that bitch back instantly. I want them lie And they say ha ha ha I almost didn't text you back because you have green bubbles I almost didn't text you back. I hate green bubbles You need an iphone that's that that's gonna be their line to get in right That's gonna be their first line Come on, man Fucking lisa Hey lisa Ha ha ha you don't have an iphone lol or they might do they might do it They might do a win all day. You ready? They might do win all day and just lmao the biggest shit Oh keisha lmao you don't have an iphone lmao ha ha they want to text her back so fast with that corny ass line Exclusive emojis, bro y'all are like y'all are really whole assholes Like bro america is just going under we're just going under do you think they had these arguments in like japan? Or china were the smartest shit Those kids are smart as shit. They're probably breaking down Yo in china, they're probably really having like megabyte arguments right now and like technology type arguments We talk about green bubbles and shit and he just said exclusive exclusive emojis. Oh my god china probably has phones in their mind already, dude Sort of god china probably always had like just implant the phone chip and you can just call people and text like just through your mind I never understood the FaceTime argument. I mean when it first came out. Yeah, it was an argument and it was good So I damn that's pretty tough but now now that bro like You can face you can face call people. I'm pretty sure I could like face call on twitch right now Like there's now it's dead everything has instagram has FaceTime like now. It's kind of dead though No, china them chinese are shitting on us, bro. They're shitting on us For real Yeah, I never like yeah, I guess do y'all like really FaceTime? bro, come on man FaceTime, I mean, I guess when it first came out it was pop. It was cool. But now like I said every app has FaceTime iMessage games Is that what we're doing right now? We're playing iMessage games I don't know one of you guys suck at madden because you're spending time playing fucking iMessage games Getting p-mode and figure some shit out What are you playing fucking pong on iMessage? I'm an esports champion. Do you think I can't be good at? I'm an esports champion I couldn't be nice an iMessage pool. I couldn't be nice at that What gaming championships have you guys fucking won? What have you all ever won in gaming? All right, nothing not shit, but y'all good at y'all good at iMessage pool Yeah, right. Let's find twitch iMessage pool on twitch. Let's find that you're not on it You're not the top streamer iMessage pool. You don't have the iMessage pool belt. No, you don't got shit You're shitter shitters. All you guys are shitters, bro. I don't understand the youth You guys are idiots. That's what i'm telling you. Y'all idiots. Y'all stupid. That's what i'm trying to save y'all I don't blame y'all blame your old heads, bro Smartphones are for stupid people. I believe it Because somebody like me an intellectual and open mind When i'm not, you know working and streaming or playing the game. I'm thinking about ways to get better I'm thinking about ways to improve You know, i'm observing the world around me. I'm not stuck in my phone playing stupid ass fucking iMessage games Yeah, maybe when I was 18 or maybe when I was 14, I was playing snake on the Nokia I played snake like shit. You know what it did it rotted my brain That's why I don't have all these college degrees video games rotted my brain I'm trying to save you guys get off the iMessage pool and pay attention to your surroundings, man Do your schoolwork Salty and niner on the same team Who is the quarterback if salty and niner play? Who is the quarterback? Who do you think will be the quarterback between salty and niner? And will any of these teams take this serious and really put some preparation in or do you think they just show up? Do you think they just show up? That's what I ask you guys You know, what i'm just thinking right now warren's phone when a million percent has cracks in it Oh my god. Ward ward phone is cracked the fuck up, bro Ward phone is nasty, bro They just show up, okay, okay Bobby bg screen-protected folded All right, here's the question. What's in better shape ward's phone or ward's playstation? What's in better shape? That's nasty. All right. I'm ban requests. Let's get some unbans That ward ward is a nasty. Yo, it ward is a nasty unbanies unbanies My man ad adelston 10 months Blitz what's good, man? Well, we got 13 unbanies. I never don't remember having ever having 13, bro Well, it's been a while Because it's actually it's been two weeks. That's why We've been at the two week mark now boys Here we go. All right. Let's start at the top Nigel pierce Whoa No, you're banned, bro. I'm all right. Listen. Let me tell you something I'm done with um Dude's using a little brother, bro. The one's using a little brother excuse out. They're out dragon tiger This guy's a little this guy's a troll, bro yo This guy's nasty, bro This guy, you know dragon tigers isn't this guy? Yo, yo, I'm here. I'm here with 10 facts about dragon. No one's even one when he came and he said I need help writing my paper on tigers What what type of release does johnny unites have? How are you getting your match coverage to play that close? Should I go for leaper or shaker? Like this kid is nasty, bro My parents don't let me take Adderall. I don't know who this is. I didn't know who this kid is Tigers communicate using scent markings visual signals and lot and roars Yo, I'll tell you this is a troll, bro How excited are you for the sugar rush promo? Yo, man, you know, this kid is nasty. Oh my god Dubby I would like to start with a sincere apology My actions were uncalled for inappropriate as you were getting curb stomped in a maddening game Okay, and the moon landing subject should have been brought up at a different time I miss discussing topics such as Adderall bird and I've been out the loop on which quarterback has the best release in the game Do you know one swipe from a tiger's front paw is enough strength to smash a bear skull or even break its back Yours truly dragon tiger 3 5 5 7 No Fucking dragon tiger, bro I'm telling you. I don't know who this is. I really don't know who my man dragon tiger is Oh, damn my caps lock on. So what he gets it. Fuck it. Is this salty? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. See that's what I mean, bro. I can't Nah, bro, you out, bro. You out, Danny Like, yo, look at this shit I'll be feeling like they normal like, yo that look like they be feeling like they normal, bro Good pocket presence Bro, run the iphone 26 duo Like he'd be cool, right? Swat. Okay, nano Need a book Edwards ain't it randy? Now it's up big dick, bro Like that's a little crazy. You can't like bro This fucking guy who was here, bro Zeist do we bring back Zeist? Yo Zeist is a nasty, bro. This brings Zeist back, bro No, this is my guy. This is my guy eddie eddie. Please. It's my guy. It's a good guy, but he got crazy, though Of course, I'm bringing them back. But bro Why they say it was a brother, bro. No, bro. You out of here. Like, bro, no My man shrek in the building JJ. What's up, man with the 13 most Like, what is this, bro? I mean, I can't lie. This is kind of a w uh This is a good, uh, this is a good um, this was a good, uh, which we call it request. I don't know I'll bring him back, bro. We bring him back. I mean, he's just put the same No, it ain't no way. It ain't no way. We let him Oh, it ain't no way It's a nose, bro creativity This is an rg trying to tell me, uh, how to play league play Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's what I'm saying, bro Like that's why people get banned That's why people get banned. That's why they're on the ban list, bro Bro, you were a mod, but then you got unmodded bro for for reasons we know about bro, like I'm gonna tell you My man shugs 25 months the gridiron legend shugs with the 25 months And it was a code broken. No, I don't have any codes for online store Like you can go to store and buy this shirt panties in a bunch I'm saying there it is That shirt we got Earl, how about Earl? How about the shifter report that the Niners are taking mac jones with the third pick in a draft? Let's go man. I have a mole here and I have a mole. I have two moles right here. This is a scar Yo, if Earl, yo If the Niners take mac jones, Earl first of all, Earl is gonna first he's gonna flip shit But then he's gonna then he's gonna just tell us how great mac jones is. He's gonna slurp. Oh my god All Oh, it's gonna be it's gonna be the worst thing ever It's really gonna be the worst thing ever Oh, it's smoke to get viewers to watch the draft Oh draft viewership draft viewership I'm telling you Earl is gonna be sick if they traded all that to get mac jones Oh, Earl is gonna be sick He's gonna be sick Earl is gonna be sick Sick sick sick Oh, you gonna hear that though if the Niners take mac jones, you gonna hear how he's pretty much paying manning Earl just remember The eagles was shit last year the Niners was shit last year. We still beat y'all in your home field Boom. This was the needed podcast episode 124 flight was fly. I don't remember the last time I've never lost to the Niners. They've been kicking the shit out the Niners for the last for my entire life