 Why is there a pole at the top of the screen? I did not put that there. But if people are at work, dude, it's weird to have it on the screen. Yeah, it's also, it's fail-RP. Okay, that's true. I think it's time for your paladin to get a taste of some key lime buying. Oh my gosh, that's disgusting. I'm, I'm leaving. So you think? Let's see if you're right. What are you doing, Bonnie? That's gross. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Close your eyes and submit. Bro, I'm at work. What are you doing? It's what I said. Espanim in church. Oh my gosh, it's Sunday. What are you doing? Stop, stop, stop. What, 25? Holy shit. Why are you rolling so much? Stop, what is wrong with you? Stop, stop. Every breath, every blink proves exhausting. A long day awaits you. No, why doesn't show the sack? Why doesn't show the sack, man? You could cut the cutscene like two seconds sooner. Not even, it's literally like four frames sooner, dude. So chat, little recap so far of where we're at. We are now in the Underdark and we're getting close to the end of Act 1. What we did yesterday is we, we worked our way through the Underdark, Underdark, Underdark. We were working our way through the Underdark. We ended up blowing the rocks away and blowing the door open to be able to save Nier who was basically, they were using the gnomes as slaves to chip away at these rocks to try and save them from the poison gas. We blow it open and then we want to fight them. So we fight them, we kill Nier and then after that we went to the forge. We went to the adamantite forge and we actually forged some crazy gear. There's only a limited amount of gear that you can forge. You can choose, there's six molds but only two that you can get per play through. So what we did was we built the adamantite splint armor for S-Fand and then we did a scale mail for Shadowheart. They just straight up reduced, like they have flat damage reduction but then also on top of that they make it to where you can't get crit. So yeah, I'm tying up some loose ends of the shaft before we keep playing. You know what, this is one of those games where like there's, sure there's going to be some spoilers but every playthrough is so different that like spoilers isn't really like a big problem because there's literally so many different ways to play the game. Was it intentional to make the sidekick look like Mizz? No, this is a vendor. Okay, it's not. Okay, we're gonna go back to the underdark Grimforge. I think I have to like open this somehow. Like what is that? What is, is this a mirror? Light bestows hope, a pernicious notion which must be extinguished. At the darkest, oh wait, we have to make it darker. Cuckolds find solace in Shadow. What? What is happening? What is this about now? True. What? Why do you know that? Okay, so I think now, chat, we leave the underdark. You guys say there's more but I don't see, wait, there is more. What's this? I haven't been here. How did I get to this point? Wait, how did I, wait, when did I get here? Did you meet the shroom bros? Who's the shroom bros? I mean, I'm going through uncharted territory now, chat. Where is this guy? Restless Mekonin. Sovereign. He has come. He is. Okay. The choir fades. A single melody rises above the others. Brassy and commanding. I am sovereign. You see a vision. Your lifeless body wrapped in fungal tendrils. The sovereign is threatening you. State your purpose. I'm a traveler seeking adventure. A little bit of guidance. Fungal roots weave through your mind, seeking your true intent. Then the sovereign drones a new melody, cautious but welcoming. Cautious but pleasant. Descend to me, let us speak in flesh. The persistent music coaxes you forward. The sovereign expects you. The ebb and lake grotto. Seems the shrooms are letting in more people every day. You see a fella on his own on your way in. Dwarf, Balanth's his name. Dude, this looks like, I need to get rid of that light. A dwarf named Balan? Can you describe him? Old, blue tunic, domestic. Haven't seen him. Right, never mind. Do you need some help finding him? Knock yourself out, but don't come begging for coin if you find him. You should try to ransom him to me. You will find yourself skinned and stop with a fat old load. Show me your wares. Black, okay so I want to, I want to try this black and summer green. I just want to see. Damn, that looks sick actually. Oh my gosh dude. The drake general died with my cloak. Damn, that looks good dude. Dude, honestly, even the green looks good. I thought I had more dyes. This is the black and summer green, come on. Ooh, dang, that looks good dude. The drake general died, looks so sick. Okay, and then you know what we can do for Gael? He's got his black hat now, come on. How does this look with the blue? Wait, what? Wait, actually that match is perfect. Damn, he looks sick. It's not blue, but it looks good. You see a fella on his own on your way in. Coach, what are you doing? Playing dress up in the locker room. We have to go over the playbook for tomorrow's game. Dude, the pirate voice is so funny because it sounds like he just sounded like he's complaining the whole time. Yeah, this is like a hell of a career for me with this. Speak. You speak. Is it me or have you been looking at me differently? I have a confession. I was too hasty to judge you. I'm judging, I'm judging. You witless, gutless, unimpressively bland. And what about now? Now. And my respect and more still. You've proven your wits. You are efficient and dominant in and out of battle. You've proven your courage. I swear you would tear the horns off one drag and to plunge into another. And you're hardly bland. Your scent alone is enough to make my neck sweat and my hair stand on end. What? If you respect me so much, then why are you such a prickly grouch? I'm just one word. Dude, hearing what they have to say is so funny. Hold on. Are you coming on to me? Good. I want to taste you. Perhaps tonight. Perhaps later. But I wanted all the same. What? Sure thing. I've been wanting a hot, give yanky girlfriend. Well, dude, dude, this dialogue is so funny. I wanted to share my body with you. I should say this. Guys are sitting here watching. Gail. C.L.M. Gail. I won't be your girl or be your lay. Yes or no? What? Can I say yes and then not actually do it? Yes. Perhaps one night soon. I will come to your bunk and take what is mine. Until that night comes, I shall keep enjoying your scent. It's not a gnome who stands before you. But a mere husk that stands quietly. Awaiting its Mycenaid master's command. Well, how do I cure her? The sovereign's thick fingers stroke the corpse at its feet. You don't? Wait, what do you mean? As the creature turns its gaze to you. Flesh talker, I show you a memory. Watch and listen. Have you skipped it? What do you mean? Dweger, dark dwarves, chopping Mycenaid remains. Dude, I was kind of just like zoned out and clicking. The sovereign's song slows to the pace of a dirge. It is still in mourning. We laid waste to many, but intruded. The sovereign's song holds as it measures your worth. I sense your resolve. You will find your way out of this new lake's edge. Cleanse the rot. Destroy. Let us spill blood. Dweger or Mycenaid, I cannot winch. Did you kill me all? Planting spores into corpse, what magic is this? As we breathe life into our enemy's flesh, the dead make a fine house for my growing children. If I die down here, destroy my corpse. Don't worry, I wouldn't hesitate. The duergar or slain and the rot have been purged. The music shifts. Still melancholic, but now streaked with hope. Grannity, I name you peace. Brewing up. Frequent spores waft through the air. Your heart swells with bliss with your every breath. Freely you have given to us. Freely you may take. The guardian gate is open. Go and claim your reward. Wait, what? But before this, I have a chance to see you. You have cut out the duergar blight. Oh, that's funny. Not its source. In your mind's eye, spore shows you a drow striding among Mycenaid dead. No, we already killed him. This one is called. He hunted us. Hunt him in turn. Wait, so I did this backwards because I skipped all this? His head, and I will know my circle is safe. My, this sovereign likes to delegate. Is it or down? I'll bring Nier's head to you. I enlude his head. Thou lurks in the ruins beyond the lake. Bring him death and return. I already killed him, I swear. Where is he? Is he right here? Okay, we've got a Nier. Nier Automato. The decaying corpse lies before you. Strangeth remove his head. Easy. Nice. Hey guys, I'm trying to learn and play this game like I spent. Should I just stop watching live so I can skip ahead on the vods like he skips the stories and quests for best experience? Dude, unbelievable. I'm playing the game my way, and I happened to, I jumped into the hole to get down here. I came in through the back. I didn't even know about the mushroom people. Yeah, I didn't even know that there was a front and a back. The only way to come in through here is falling down into the spider boss that I beat two levels early. I brought you Nier's head. That was quick. Chanta, our circle. Now his flesh may feed its growth. In dealing death, you have brought this circle life. And thus we name you life, Chanta. Yeah, I got in with a spell. As our circle works, so shall your song be listened, and you may hear it. And Envoy's amulet, Voice of the Circle. What does Voice of the Circle do? Grandin Ally plus two bonus on persuasion checks. Yeah, I did it all out of order. Okay. Oh, she gave me a bunch of XP. Complete. Defeat the intruders. So they're all dead. Read that book. Wait, this is a legendary book. The cover proudly announces this book to be Flump Mating Rituals. Flump, what's Flump? Recall what you know of this title. Wait, what? Major. Wait, I know something about this title already. Why would I know something about this title? Under Dark Fauna is a topic much written on. But this title has never appeared in any collection you've seen. The scrutiny proves too much. The lurid text melts away before your eyes. An illusion. What remains are simple instructions written in a spare hand. The secret to forging adamantine. Huh? You're supposed to see this before you do the forge? Dude, I, dude, I figured everything out backwards. Oh, so you kill that guy and he has a book on him that's about Flump Mating Rituals. It's not actually real. It's a fake title. But it's actually about the furnace. Oh, I mean, well, next we got to go find Balon. Who's this? Oh, the vengeance bring mine to your oath. A deep well, well, well of simmering fury. It reveals its own home and reply. A humid cove filled with decaying myconid corpses. Dweger destroyed my, I am a sovereign with no circle. This circle does not welcome me. But I have heard the song. You need to cleanse the Dweger rot. I need to join you and I will follow. We cleanse the lot together. Okay. Here, we're just gonna, we're just gonna long rest and call it a day. Oh, frick, I forgot. I don't wanna watch this. I've changed my mind. Rest well. We will convene a dawn. Oh, Chad, what is wrong with you guys? Why do you guys wanna watch it so bad? Leaning women on weird, okay, dude. She's probably gonna kill me. Nice. No, that's not nice. Guess I have to go watch it on YouTube again. What do you mean again? Oh wait, you didn't say again. I don't know why I'm saying it again. So you think. Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on, hold on. It didn't give me a dialogue to say no. Why doesn't it let me say no? Chad, is it an oath break? Wait, now it does let me say no. Guys, what am I mom is watching? She didn't answer. Dude, she's probably freaking watching on max volume, dude. Why is there a poll at the top of the screen? I did not put that there. Both parents pressed one and said to stop being scared of girls. Go pack, go easy. No, dude, it's just, it's weird. Well, if people haven't worked it, it's weird to have it on the screen. Yeah, it's also, it's fail RP. Okay, that's true. I think it's time for your paladin to get a taste of some key lime by. Oh my gosh, that's disgusting. I'm leaving. So you think. Let's see if you're right. Gift train relentlessly. We know our body's inside and out. What, are you kidding me? Dude, that's gross. What are you doing, Bonnie? That's gross. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Use your eyes and submit. Bro, I'm at work. What are you doing? That's what I said. I spent them in church. Oh my gosh, it's Sunday. What are you doing? Stop, stop, stop, stop, 25. Holy shit. God, why are you broken so much? Stop, what is wrong with you? Stop, stop. Wait, is that a knife? Wait, what did she do? I couldn't see. This is covering up too much screen. You awaken pain. Your back, your hands, even your tongue ache. I need a moment to recover. You do look peaked. There's water everywhere. Very well, take your moment. Dude, it's fine. Water is fricking everywhere. Stop, stop. Every breath, every blink proves exhausting. A long day awaits you. No, why didn't you show the sack? Why didn't you show the sack, man? You could cut the cutscene like two seconds sooner. Not even. It's literally like four frames sooner, dude. Can't cast spells in the magic field. Wait, what? Wait, how do I fix the susser flower? Oh, wait a second. Maybe Laezelle can get it. Okay, that's not what I meant by Laezelle can get it. Biberang. Oh, Balen, that's the guy. Recognize the name. BiberBang, a mushroom that releases dangerous spores highly flammable. This is quite a predicament you've landed yourself in. I know that. Scroll. Escape. I've dropped it somewhere. Hold up a scroll of Misty Step. Yes, I just have to. I'm sorry. I have to see it, chat. I have to see it. I'm sorry. Now we will do it right. I'll throw it. Oh my gosh, really? After that many re... Okay, thank God. I met Derrith. She's waiting for you. He's done it. It's got bugged for soda, too. Oh, look. He doesn't, he doesn't cause these things to trigger. Oh, hold on. So I take this. He was trying to get this the whole time, but he couldn't get to it. He has a shop in Baldur's Gate. So whenever we finally get to Baldur's Gate, I'm going to have this and I'm going to give it to him. Damn. Dude, this game is so good, dude. Okay, uh, what I was going to do is I was going to talk to the dwarf girl. Did you bring the noble stock? Do what? Noble stock? See, the noble stock. We have that. In the shroom? Got my useless old man back. I suppose that's your doing. His hands are empty as a whole, but I have to send him back out soon enough. It's a miracle you survived. You should take him home. Please, Balon's got a job to do. We can leave when he's done it. This is dangerous territory. And the noble stock. Valuable mushroom. We have a shop in Baldur's Gate. The locals go mad for it. What makes it so valuable? You know nothing you can't cure. Blindness, poison, hair loss. Oh, man. Show her your noble stock. To no surprise of mine that you're more competent than Balon. Go on then. Hand it over. How much is it worth to you? Loads. But I haven't got anything to offer for it. And I'm counting on the shroom for that. Give it or don't. Give me something or I'll toss you into a chasm. Just to see. Fine. Take this. Wedding ring from a pillock. That's to be worth something. Take the reward and keep the noble stock. I'm loathing anyway because I'm just want to see. You even mudsucker. I hope a cave in breaks every bone in your carcass. See, we need to do an evil play through, man. What do you guys think? They said that they're not leaving until they get noble stock, right? So maybe there's like a shop, a potion shop that opens up in Baldur's Gate because you eventually go to Baldur's Gate, right? So like maybe there's a shop in Baldur's Gate that you gain access to by giving them the noble stock here. I come back to the tuition checker stream just to see that you're wearing Shadow Hearts underwear. No, I just was making sure everybody had underwear on. Wait, Sporling, how did you know that this was Shadow Hearts underwear? Um, yeah, I'm sorry.