my whole family thinks I'm gay -Bo Burnham





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Published on Dec 19, 2009

My Whole Family Thinks I'm gay
by Bo Burnham
as seen on comedy central and his youtube page

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PugTheGirl Gamer
Who else came from TANNER
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Carlyn W
Where's the tanner fans @ ??
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Lesbian Edition Every-time I go to dinner, I try to bring up the PGA winner. I'll sit down at the breakfast table, I can talk but they're not able. When I look at them I find There's a single question on their mind... I wish it could go back to the way it was. It's not easy now because... My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. And even though I'm a total wussy, they kinda assume that I like... girls. (That I like girls...) The goddamned question just won't go away, and I get asked every single day! But the way they ask, it is no closed book, like a, "How was your day, do you like how boobs look?" This was my worst, and this was my fear. Now their opinions are crystal clear... My whole family is now shocked. I'm in the closet and the door is locked. Now my glory days are gone... Snapback and flannel I have donned. (I have donned...) My whole family now suspects that watching SU had side effects. "But I'm not gay," and that's what I said! If I'm gay, God strike me dead. (...) That's weird. Just because I go to an all girl school doesn't mean Kristen Stewart makes me drool. When I go outside, what do I see? The clouds in the sky spell F-A-G. I think that God might think I'm gay. What does he know anyway? My grandma gave me a present just last year, and the card said, "Happy birthday, Queer!" ("Happy birthday, Queer...") And even though I'm a femme, people say "She's cute, talk to them." Why doesn't she get men? There's no other way. It's 'cause I'm angry, not 'cause I'm gay. (Not cause I'm gay...) Just 'cause I make a good softball throw, or my favorite color is the rainbow... I don't mean to yell, but I fear I must, 'cause I'm losing the people I thought I could trust...Even my girlfriend thinks I'm gay... motherfu- You all probably think I'm gay, man this song is counterproductive... La la la la la- (I'm not gay I swear.) (I'm not gay I swear.) My whole family thinks I'm gay, what am I supposed to say? You gotta look right through the haze, my crush on Snow White was just a phase! My whole family thinks I'm Queer, that is all I ever hear! But I've been as straight as a ramp, if you don't count bible camp... (Don't count bible camp.)
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Hannah Marvel
my whole family thinks I'm Bi, I honestly don't know why. maybe it's because straight things make me hurl or that one time I kissed a girl (or the time after that, or the time after that)
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duhitssteph_ on instagram
who came here from tanner braungardt
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imagine dan howell singing this.
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Elijah Perry
Me to I came from tanner brungart
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Maddie Scupp
Who came from tanners?
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Jimmy Cuevas
I like tanner braungaurdt
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DC Posner
I want Bo to have my babies....
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