 So what do you think? You're leaving Yes, I'm afraid so I feel I've left my mark and I have to move on Well, it's a shame Matt, but I understand You do yes, of course Ah, well That's good then any idea what you're gonna be doing next. You know acting wise. I've been off the role in the new Terminator movie How exciting I bet your clone will love that Yeah Wait, what? Well, I want me you You'll be with me. I Don't follow. Well Matt when someone Sends the contract to be the next actor to play the doctor They're basically signing their life away to me. When was that a rule since this show began? Hello, I'm Sidney Newman current head writer doctor who Now if you're watching this, then you're the new head writer Congratulations, you have the highest order in the UK There are two responsibilities one Doctor who episode quality has to be high. I always believe that Number two make sure your lead actor who's playing the doctor Sains the paperwork to mix them at your prisoner You've got to be kidding me. If you're wondering where they go. Don't worry. It's listed in the paperwork if you just read it You're lazy mook Now if you have any last questions, I'm probably dead Tools a signature I believe No What oh Sorry About the fingers Yeah, so Where do I have to go? Where all the doctors go ever since this show began? Doctor Hugh road Where is this doctor who wrote? In a location owned by the BBC and founded by Cindy Newman. This nuclear hotspot is chock-full of doctors Sorry, did you just say nuclear hotspot? More fatty speaking Anyways, you'll be put with Christopher Eccleston and David Tennant in the new doctor house Now there are two other houses of importance on this, you know, road That is the forgotten doctors and the classic doctors Forgotten doctors. Well, I guess the more politically correct way of saying it would be non-canon or non-important Who lives there? Peter Cushing, Richard E. Grant and John Hurt Anyways, thank you for being with us. Pack your bags We'll be going to get you to film your final episode In the next week or so. You didn't know I was leaving Why do you have everything scripted and sorted for my last episode already? Doctor who moves faster than you think we only leave it a year just to piss off the fans You should see what we do to the Sherlock fandom. It is hilarious Let's just hope David and Chris are nice people to live with. Oh, I thought you were dominoes Hello Matt, sorry about that Eccleston's a bit of a What's the word? Twat. That's it. Yeah, come on in. Let's show you around This is you. Ah My room, my guy. If only Jenna was here, she'd probably ask for some character since she has none So where are you and Chris? This is me And this is Chris. Ah, right nice You didn't know it's a shed, right? Oi respect the shed. Oh, we only live today because you can't bear my presence. Piss off! See Well, um, thanks for the talk Not a problem But there's one more thing I have to show you Primarily are you aware of the Jim Carrey masterpiece the Truman Show? Oh, but continue anyway Really weird. Oh, I don't watch many movies Get used to that. Oh Try to be anyways the Truman Show is based around a man who is raised Unknowingly in an environment which is completely Broadcasted live on TV Are you saying we're on live TV right now? Not exactly. Number one in here. There's no cameras number two It's not live on TV. It's just reviewed every month and you've gotten used to that Yeah, more or less. Even Eccleston? Even Eccleston. I am not Standing here to these two pricks Do you hear me Mopper? This northerners digging his way to freedom Watch what you say though. They always have one ear open and if you say something they don't like Mm-hmm. You know when I was watching Doctor Who when I was younger I never would have guessed that when the Doctor finishes his run He'd be in prison here by a head writer never to die never even to age There's truly no business like show business especially when it comes to Doctor Who Yeah So what do you do for fun around here anyway? You want to throw toilet paper at the forgotten doctor's house? Obviously What's wrong? But sir Who do you think you are?