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Published on Aug 11, 2013
A song about awkward sexual tension. Dedicated to no one in particular. Send it to someone you like.
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being me's been kind, you see, I've had a lot of sex but there are some things unfulfilled, some undisclosed prospects
my dearest friend, you're one of them you really rustle my jimmies I can't explain, my hormones strain, it's weird but we should shimmy,
and I know that you're not really my type and I know you've got importance on your mind and don't think I'm discounting all your love but there's a limit I have reached sexual walls i'd like to breach
I'd fuck you I'd fuck you so very well I know it's weird, but really, can't you tell? the tension's there, we're both suspicious, you're bammin' slammim' bootylicious, I'd fuck you!
does it compromise our friendship seeing as I'd like to hit it? I hope this doesn't come off crude, but it'd be cool if you came, too
and I realize this might alter us, our cutesy friendly friendship stuff, but I'm down with FWB even if it's empty...and fleeting.
'cuz I know that you're not really my type and I know you've got importance on your mind and don't think I'm discounting all your love but lets bring life to this phantasm, I'm fluent in giving orgasms
I'd fuck you I'd fuck you, my companion I know it's weird, but truly, you're a champion you've got my friendship and my trust what's wrong with a little awkward lust? I'd fuck you
you know, maybe there's something fundamentally wrong here-- a brief sexual thrill is not worth compromising my entire relationship with someone. I mean, we're bosom buddies, you know? and I guess for whatever reason, I want to see your bosom. and maybe that's wrong...but let's get it on.