 Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip That started from this topic point of pointless tiny shit Gilligan was really Gilligan. He really didn't have another name. People said it was going to be Willy Gilligan, but it wasn't. Roy Hinckley was a professor. Jonas Grumby was the skipper. Gilligan was really Gilligan. He really didn't have another name. People said it was going to be Willy Gilligan, but it wasn't. Marianne Summers was me. Thurston Howell and Lovie was Edith Wentworth, I think. Was there anybody else? Tina Louise. Oh, Tina Louise was Ginger Grant. I'm an adventurer. I don't play a sport, so I have a lot of my friends. We've gone to Rwanda to see the gorillas and we've gone to the Solomon Islands. Had a guide with us in a canoe. We canoeed up to the island and the chief's wife, no running water, no electricity and the chief's wife said, I know you. And I said what? And she said, in 1979 I went to nursing school in Hanayara and I used to come home and watch you in black and white. In the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Ocean, they still know Gilligan. We were renewed for the fourth season. We were going to Hawaii to film. We were all excited because other than the pilot, we were right on the soundstage. And the rumor is gun smoke was being cancelled and then it was not cancelled back and forth. It was a CBS show. They were going to cancel gun smoke and put us in the time slot and the president of CBS's wife said, uh-uh, gun smoke's my favorite show. So they cancelled us instead. Too bad.