 People of the Sun What's going on? It is Tuesday, July 9th. It is John Boy and Jake radio We're gonna talk about the sports talk about some weird news talk about our days a little bit Jake, how are you doing? Jim James John Boy This is for the people of the Sun Raging into a sad song then no people on the Sun Yeah, I don't understand. I don't I don't I've never I'm not really a rage against the machine I like what they're about. I like their ideals Tom Morello brah, I saw him live once you don't Tommy Moores. I Saw him play his guitar live with his teeth. I Was like Play with your fingers my sound better if you play your guitar There's fingers because you're currently playing it with your teeth Sounds weird if you're marketing to the people of the Sun You're not going to be successful Have we checked the Sun for people? That's actually fair. I don't know I haven't been up there Yeah, so there you go It is the theme this week is uh the Sun That was so so Jordan does the music and he He knows how bad Tuesdays are for you So I think he he puts more first he started doing Bob Marley on Tuesdays to cheer you up and you Did not like that Then now I think he's trying to just play into the mean and do like the energetic like rage songs on Tuesdays I don't know how that falls. I don't know if there's any Not energetic. It's just rage just fuel it Tuesday. That's what it runs on. Yeah Yeah, how you doing? Are you having a bad Tuesday? I can't try to trick it with Bob Marley. Oh I wouldn't say bad. I mean, I'm uh I'm I'm exiled a little bit from my apartment because the uh The faux father-in-law is here. Um And you know, I he probably doesn't want to hear me You know talking about my wiener on the podcast. So Did you ask him? Oh, yeah, first thing I ask him every time Do you want to hear me talk about? All my life and some stupid stories Today, he says you want you want to hear half a conversation where I make bad jokes Half a conversation things funny because now Luke's in the room with me sometimes or most time he just hears my end Because your voice is in your voice is in here, Jake Oh, right the headphone the headphone because that's how that's how it gets to your ear. Yeah Yeah, Luke heard half of our Show so check this out We recorded our second test episode of talking baseball yesterday And luke was in the room and afterwards he said that sounded good that sounded like, you know more fluid but He's just judging that on me. So if he goes back and listens now Jake and says oh actually there are some things It's all on you Right, but you've kind of made a big oversight there because that means he normally just hears you and it doesn't sound as good No, it's only the second episode. So he was complimenting your yesterday, but he was actually insulting your every other day No, and i'm sorry. I had to bring that news. That's a terrible spins on by you Only the second episode of talking baseball. He was not in the room the first time So that's an oversight. Yeah. Yeah, how was your day yesterday? We got to get back to scoring our days Yesterday was all right We we had a a busy day and I mixed in the usual jakey can just I I think me and me and the lady got to sit down because like I I don't know she She was working the whole time. I had to go to the train station. I I picked up her father And then today she's like, okay, I'm going to work in the morning and I was like, well, I work in the morning too um, so Your dad's here. Um Yesterday was good. Uh homerun derby One of the one of the few things that major league baseball has figured out through the years Uh, they've made that a really good show and I guess we did a lot. So Um, I don't know yesterday was a uh, you know, it was a five eight That's not good That's literally my average day Yeah, and I'm the worst monday of the year. That's fine Wow, take the money and run brother Wow, you have some bad days. We gotta we got to up your days Well, what's your day, dude? My yesterday was awesome I like I like work days and then the derby That's when you keep confusing just because you have a great day doesn't necessarily mean I have a great day I have good days and you have bad days too sometimes You rarely have good days and it worries me You're a fool. What's your day? six eight Nice dude. That's a huge day It's a good day. Yeah Wow, the worst monday of the year and you pull that out. That's incredible You should you should be stoked but you have to know you're in the opposite realm of 98 percent of the population Yeah, I currently love my job and I worked 15 hours straight yesterday doing doing what I like for podcast three breakdowns in the homerun derby like That's awesome, man. It's my zone Yeah, I did about it I don't rather that than like if I went to the beach and just sat down that would suck. I like I like getting things done now. It's a very weird turn. I've made in my life Yeah, and that's again, that's a you thing So I don't think you should be hating on my day when I think a lot of people would love a good beach day Why are you why are you confusing worry for hate? Uh, because it comes off as hate Oh, I don't hate what people are feeling. So that's what we're trying to pick. No, I don't hate I don't hate that you had a bad day. I just worry you have a lot of bad days You're so far off It's bizarre so many yeah five two four nine I mean go through yours. You have the same thing, brother Okay, six two seven six six three six six one six six six six five six five six three six two six six Yeah, if you read my good ones, too, they sound good I'm having I'm having a good day except on Tuesdays. That's my sacrifice to the gods and I'm doing it right Yeah, and working from home Like you were talking about Is a struggle because people refuse to acknowledge that it's work Yep, and then I guess here's the past two weeks We went to a little a little restaurant for dinner yesterday and we tried to bring the dog and that didn't work So I had to bring the dog back. So I had a lot going on Jim Are there a lot of restaurants in Denver you can bring dogs to? Um a decent amount not as much as Dallas Dallas. It was like a huge thing. Um Denver has some pretty strict codes Um, so like he's he was actually technically on the outside of the restaurant, but we had him like tied up Um, but then it started and he was you know, he was being a dog at a restaurant He was giving a yelp here and there and looking for a fry and all that stuff Um, then it started like lightly raining and that was the nuke like that. He wasn't going to be able to get through that I'm so interested. So in Dallas are we we're talking like outside lunch type spots? Or we're talking you can bring your dog to an inside restaurant because I would never go to a restaurant that had dogs inside of it No, I mean no indoor places. You can do that. That's like if you have a service dog, I guess You just said he was Indoor outdoor spot. Oh, Dallas is like the majority of Dallas restaurants have to be indoor outdoor because people want to be outside Okay Yeah, that confused me when you said you had to keep them outside. I was like, oh are they usually inside because that's insane Well, no, I mean technically like so we were on a patio And there was like a wall that divides the restaurant from the outside world. I got it. I got it Yes, but in Dallas you can have them like in the patio and yeah Glad I don't live in Dallas for many reasons besides The radio show the ticket big fan. Wow shots fired at the ticket Rest in peace ross perot big Dallas guy No shots fired at the ticket. They're the only thing I like about Dallas You took a shot at Dallas. That's a part of the ticket bro, and I have to tell No, no, no, no, yeah, I'm going to a restaurant with a dog inside It's on you. That's a lot of people's dreams Gross, but you're the guy that likes to work over the beach. So maybe you're not the normal guy Yeah, currently building the company Currently, let's go to the sports Oh You always do that and then I feel bad for going to the sports quick. I have more to talk about What else do you got to say? I watched a netflix show last night. What'd you watch? I'm interested You might not be in a second or you might be super interested I have no idea where you fall in this fellow. Okay. What is it? You know who bob lasar is Oh that alien ship an alien documentary Yeah, yeah, I watched the the preview for it and I was like I was like A well-structured conspiracy theory So I'll put it on and then I got like five minutes in And I was like this is so lame And then katie came in and I was still trying to suffer through it and she was like turn this off So yeah, actually the first five minutes were easily the worst minutes of it So I tried again because it was like it was not what I wanted it to be at all Yeah, that's actually it is a good point those first five minutes were we're kind of bad They're trying to delivery and set up for it was really bad But a really interesting guy and I guess he's getting super popular. He's just on the joe rogan podcast um, and I mean this story has been going on for 30 years now and it's There's a lot of it that you're just like Why would why would he put himself through this? Um, he's getting popular like you said to go on our radio shows, right? But he's getting like no money from it or anything So I don't know it's it it's pretty it's pretty bizarre. I would watch it. I would say the intro was Was just whack. They they tried to do like some weird Weird stuff to open it up with and that that wasn't good Yeah, good to know that it changed because the first five minutes I turned it off. Yeah Katie's also shamed me because she walked in and she's like, what are you watching? She was right. I would have shamed her if I saw this first five minutes Tuesday I'm still I'm still I'm still finishing. There's that season of stranger things And I'm enjoying it a lot Okay, you know, it's like the most watched show Ever that's cannot be like the harry potter books. Yeah The numbers are so high and that it's they think it's about to be the first billion dollar franchise That's how strong this stranger things thing is getting It's nuts. I went when it first came out. I mean, you know, I love I love when society Kind of gets a wrench thrown in it Like I've mentioned the scooters in the cities now you go to a city and now there's a bunch of scooters there And it just like changes Kind of everything that goes on in that city to a degree stranger things when it first came out I mean If you didn't watch stranger things you were dumb Yeah, like literally So here's the stat I was reading stranger things three recorded 40.7 million household accounts that have watched the show Since it's july 4th global launch more than any other film or series in its first four days And 18.2 million have already finished the entire series Wow Yeah, so it's getting popular Pretty good. Yeah, I'm trying to Trying to carve out a time to do it. I got nothing so far Yeah, the only time that I do that is like one hour before bed now Yeah Yeah, whatever you on Seven I think I just finished six last night nice And it was It's very loud. Katie had a bunch of friends over so I did headphones to Go to sleep and watch so I had my over the ear headphones with stranger things on and I was like this isn't falling asleep noises as no No, yeah, it's tough. All right. Let's go to the sports. All right Jimmy your home run derby champion is vladdy jr The crowd loves it. It's incredible technically pita lanza walks away with the trophy But it's what the world will remember vlad jr for your helped hear people two years from now be like Yeah, vlad jr won that and then you'll have to be like well actually pita lanza won it 312 home runs total Some of the highlights was the vlad and jock peterson showdown and the bad pitchers took a lot of the a lot of the limelight Serena williams was in a barn burner gym when we were writing these down She wins she advances federal federal nidale and jock itch advance at wimbledon a k a that's just been tennis for the past 10 years now Crick your world cup update new zealand and india rain delay Okay, avarie bradley is signed and added to the lakers makeshift bench and the final story from la liga Russell westbrook is eyeing miami and he wants to go there also not the gm of the team. No russia westbrook Ooh That was a good joke at the end there Facts only Like you you need to be traded right does he have a no trade clause or anything? No so Him eyeing miami means literally nothing Yeah, I mean it's I will say this in the nba like the players do have a lot of power like they couldn't just trade russ to memphis He'd just be like Oh, I I won't play there So like teams don't even do that miami is one of the potential landing areas But uh, yeah, it's kind of like yo, okay miami and well, we'll we'll see what they offer your team russ But yeah, kind of exciting and I I'm I'm not the biggest russ fan. I'm I am a jimmy butler fan who's now on miami and they are two of the hottest Most competitive dudes in the nba and it's it's one of those things that's teetering on being so bad It would be a lot of fun. So Yeah Russ when you get the gm job punch it Punch it home run derby You want to talk about it? Do you watch? I did watch I did watch. It was pretty awesome happy for pete He got his money Matt's probably never give him that money So that's good. He's giving debt 10. Dude pete lanza Ah, i'm gonna say something. I don't want to say Oh, here we go I don't think pete lanza jokes Oh Damn everyone else and this is not just in the home run derby. I've seen pete lanza interviews and he seems like Just a guy that doesn't enjoy jokes or making jokes or just kind of doesn't get that jokes exist Okay, interesting. Have you do you see him how serious he was yesterday? Yeah, and then one he didn't even crack a smile like in the interview just kind of cried. It was like, whoa Yeah, and that's that's why i'm i'm gonna hold opinion on that because it was actually cool Because normally home run derby it's been guys going up there and they're like, yeah, I won the derby that was pretty cool Ha ha get you know, where's the truck? I just want or whatever he uh He was emotional like this was a lifelong dream for him Like I think I think not a lot of guys when they have their major league baseball dreams Have like a home run derby dream. They're like, well if I if I was ever in it it'd be kind of cool. Sure I think he had a home run derby dream And he wanted he was starting to tear up It was weird in the out. I mean, I don't I don't I don't hate it, but I didn't love it It was weird in me out. I've seen interviews with him before where it's just like that like, uh I don't know like rat and rat like that little like ha ha that uh, you know side. I've never seen Maybe it's it's tough to have that on the mats a little bit Yeah When everyone's down your guys throats and you're you're kind of the white knight for that team literally and figuratively the polar bear Um, I don't know. I I'm I I'm not saying he has any rat and rat to him, but um, I thought it was cool He was this was like literally a dream for him. Yeah, they said as you hear like his teammate said, um He's very serious like they tried to go into the tunnel and joke around with him And they came back and Mendoza or whatever was asked like what's peed up to and they're like, he's very serious He wants to win this Yeah, and then he really had to do extra work his pitcher was just rolling balls to him Yeah, that was that was a tough look. We had a couple bad pitchers jimmy Chapman Matt Chapman's dad was was getting thrown on under the grinder a little bit Um Yeah, but then yeah, it's a Jack peterson's pitcher was ebble was awesome. And yeah, not to like be Hot takey, but bullpen pitching is a skill It's not like anyone can go out there and throw a good bullpen session We found that out kind of like like Alonzo's second cousin probably practiced this for two weeks Ebble has probably been doing this for the last 30 years of his life It's career. It's his career bullpen pitcher. It's his career. He's not Peter Alonzo's cousin. This is his job That was the same with judges bullpen pitcher when he won in 2017. He was like like hit the same spot every time Yeah, I will say this. Um, so I mentioned that me me the girlfriend and her dad grabbed a dinner at sports bar next door and so we're watching some derby And uh, my girlfriend kind of dropped a nuke gym and I can't believe nobody's done this yet Because she was like who throws the pitches and I was like, oh they get to pick like sometimes it's one of their coaches Some guys do their dad or you get family members or stuff like that, blah blah. She goes has anybody done a celebrity? And I was like, no And like someone's gonna do that soon Yeah, that'd be really cool It would be great press for that player. Are you kidding me? Um, I do love when they have their dad pitch them and that it works Right because that's obviously that was awesome. That's that's that's been 30 You know 25 years in the work to get to that moment, which is awesome Um, I'm hope he's got it figured out if you're if you're not a baseball person and you're tuning into this Um, they changed the format a few years ago And it's they do five minutes on limited swings, which is so much better Than the like og format of like you get 10 bad swings and you're done And like looking back on that is pretty laughable, but they they really have it right. It was it was great entertainment last night one of our friends The on the field thing was great entertainment espn still sucks But one of our friends was laughing saying like they keep comparing like vlad vlad senior one three to two in the final round He's like they keep comparing those numbers to these numbers and not mentioning the formats wildly different Yeah, like they were so gassed last time and they had Basically if they got 10 outs like I'm I would love to see how many outs some of these hitters had I would say If if we were if we were baseball purists snobs The 10 outs is really cool like you got pressure on you But from a straight entertainment value, it sucks forever Yeah, and that the extras round between jock and vlad he was awesome I was the I I mean it's when they do highlight videos of the the 2019 all-star weekend that's gonna be Probably a main focus Maybe yeah, the new format is definitely better I I stopped watching the homerun derby with the old format like the last two years before it Because we always did our friend bet on it So I would tune in right and then I just I remember turning it off We like I'll just come back for the end because this is like five hours of nothing Yeah, you had a lot of guys taking pitches that took so many pitches Uh, that's that's not a good look on your homerun derby Yeah, basically like what people complain about like this is slow and boring The the format's great And I mean when when you've got two guys and there's 30 seconds on the clock and a guy needs to hit three home runs That's about as I would say that's the most general Baseball entertainment that baseball can get out to everyone Yeah Like if you're not a baseball fan, but you if you tune in for those 30 seconds And you know a guy needs to hit three home runs. That's really cool Really cool. That was awesome. Glad to glad to gas himself out a little bit. Jack helped him out Yeah, he got I mean he had what three extra rounds technically Yeah, but after his first round when he hit 29, then they went to the interview which was awesome Uh, he was so tired. I was like, uh-oh Not good Would never a doubt. He's a different breed I liked my dude Pete. I liked Pete and bell Yeah, and and you're on you're on Peterson too, which I think that's the hot take out of that crew Um, I I liked Vlad I liked Pete a little bit Um, we knew bregman kind of wasn't going to do it Chapman like you got the late invite like sorry like that's not happening um But yeah, I don't know it was it was a good performance I would have liked to see my Vlad he get a chance without the the three extra rounds But uh Alonzo and we we kind of joked about this it was either going to be Alonzo was either going to flake Or it's going to be the highlight of the Mets season and it's the highlight of the Mets season Do you what broadcast did you watch? I was watching espn So is that did you try espn to it all? No I did that last year. I think and I it's yeah I had so many people tell me to watch espn too and it was so boring Yeah, I I think it was just no we've you and I have a lot haven't had a lot of on-air conversations But we've had a lot of off-air conversations about the power of the internet And how like I don't know but you can almost bully people into thoughts like just the espn Broadcast was so not great with like not telling the home runs and people not liking who they want to like on the espn broadcast That it just became Cooler to watch the espn too broadcast even though that probably wasn't better. It wasn't better I was like, okay, because I I was I was like I don't want stats with my home run derby. I like analytics I embrace analytics, but the home run derby is just a fucking guy hitting a ball really far All I need is the crowd noise and some energy and then I flipped over to espn two They were so dull like they were they were having someone said no It's more like just a bunch of friends watching the game who love baseball rather than like putting on a performance And they're correct and it turns out I would rather the performance Right But Mendoza kills me. Did you see my tweet that went super like got very big which I then made me feel bad, but But then she kept doing it. It's pretty bad. She just does this she sticks a weird smile on her face Sir it's her interview smile Ask a question and just throw it throw it out there Kind of the silent laugh And then to share uh or whoever it would just could not get the number of home runs correct Yeah, at any point they did it like five times They had the wrong number and there was crucially wrong They kept saying jock beat them and then they tied them. Yeah, then that uh, I don't know You try to picture yourself like I you and I when the the yankees red sock series was coming up for London There was a couple of times when they thought about things that I wouldn't have thought of They like invited the extra players and stuff in case guys got her Um, and there was something else they did that I was like, oh that was really smart Like they they planned this london thing out pretty good if you're planning on covering the homerun derby Tracking the number of home runs. That's like item numero uno We got to have that on lock and they didn't really have that number one Let's make sure that we count the home runs correctly Yes, that should that should literally be the first item on the list It's like make sure all the power switches are on count the home runs. Yeah So much juiced ball talk. Did you have the audio on? A lot of juice ball talk. I saw I had got some of that. I saw the verlander stuff before the game Yeah, and then bregman kind of negated his teammate, which I liked Yeah He was like, yeah, it could be juice balls. I mean baseball's changing No one pitches low anymore and no one even tries to hit a single anymore because ops is what you want So if you're not trying to hit singles then you're trying to hit home runs and pitchers are pitching higher in the zone and All that adds up to more home runs and it's like oh, wow Oh, wow, it's not a huge giant conspiracy that they're doctoring the baseballs It's that the gameplay is more advantageous for home runs And every every team now just tries to hit home runs pretty much It was never the goal of baseball They wanted you to have singles and doubles and put the ball in play and and now they're saying just get your a swing off As much as possible. That's not the factor I I mean and it's little come a little copy too. I mean Yeah, these balls are wound a little tight and they've actually done the stuff on that But yeah, still You gotta hit the baseball and the guys are trying to hit home runs and guys throw Harder and it's yeah a a plus b equals c Do you bud Selig said during the london series that the center of the ball is off Selig or manfred same guy Yeah, manfred um I I remember the conversation you were talking about and I was just like what dude Yeah, he's like the core of the ball is off. So they're not flying true Something like that which That sounds like a u pro all of them The core of like 10,000 baseballs is off. What someone bumped the machine That might be one of my like biggest pet peeves right now Is that if a ball bounces in the dirt and baseball they get rid of it The how many baseballs are getting used in a game makes me so mad Yeah, well, you you don't want pitchers using that scuff mark to their advantage There's times when it's not even Like a a grounder to short like i'm sorry We can run it back with that ball A lot of times the pitchers want to I know but like I I don't know. I guess it's growing up growing up in a house where it was if we were we were fighting for pop tarts if they were in there I don't know value the ball a little more Do you give it to a fan they make the fans happy Not always they usually just give it to the ball boy and he scuffles into the Thank you, mr. Umpire He goes into his little maneuver. He sprays some windex on it fixes the core and brings it back into play fixes the core scientists All right, anything else new zealand and india and a rain delay in the cricket world cup you want to do 20 minutes on that Yeah, I think we should just round out the show on that I think new zealand received the kick so they were batting first um, and it's raining I Maybe we need our tennis fans to reach out a little bit but like Federal and the doll and joke it's advanced. I I feel that's been the story for a decade now Oh, yeah, well katie's My girlfriend's dad is super into tennis and he would watch every single match And I believe like last summer he just stopped watching tennis I'm right. I think it was like his day and he was like it's the same guys Like I I feel like this was like roddick tried to connect the dots from like agacy and savers But it's basically been these guys like give me give me some fresh blood tennis. Um, maybe that's why I love cocoa golf so much Cut yourself. Um What's that if you want flesh fresh bread fresh blood, but cut yourself Which is you're right Cut yourself Luke check on your breath, uh Um, we brought some food in that smells so good. It's making me start right Nice, what's it look like? I don't know but I already Like in the smell and what it makes you feel inside the smell without looking at it the smell There's definitely some hash browns involved or like potatoes It's that kind of smell and that's so good. I already committed to just having a smooth this morning And that's making it really tough. What is your eating? I get it right home fries home fries And a south side wrap All the potato stuff are such a good addition to breakfast Like I I used to think it was very complimentary if it was there it was there Good breakfast good potato additions to a breakfast. That's a multiplier Yeah, I've been trying to say no and just get the fruit cup Which used to suck but now they're just doing straight watermelon as the fruit cup in our local place, which is delicious That's great All right, let's go to half Got anything else that was kind of a halftime conversation. We just had do you want a home fry if you want a home fry? I mean, no if I have one No, if I have one then i'm gonna go to megs the place and i'm gonna get Uh a breakfast for myself and i'm gonna try and be strong and stick to the smoothie I've got a good halftime combo. Yeah Lavalette this summer. Yeah And is it is it any have you seen any difference from last summer to this summer? Is there any compare contrast or is it just kind of like Run it back or what's going on there huge difference because they changed the entire beach the beach is three times longer The dunes are like 10 times higher and wider And there's an opening at every block now But as for besides like the actual beach the town is the same Towns got the same going on. I got something to run by you I got a dm from this guy Yo, I used to keep up with my dm's on twitter. Yeah I've had a hundred unread right now in the last four days I can't It saddens me that I can't keep up anymore. Yeah, I knew the day would come So this guy got in touch. She says hey, man. I'm a police officer in Lavalette. I'd love to stop by And get a picture with you and give you a patch My instinct when I get his dm's is I'm being trolled right But this guy might be real He's a cop and down the to great connect It's a good person to know um I would say I meeting at the giving out your address is risky. No, I'd meet I'd meet somewhere Yeah, you'd be like meet me at the smoothie shop Some guy dm man was like Hey, I'm in Lavalette. I think I just drove by your house would love to say hi Now I was like, oh fuck That's like not cool Yeah, not as cool as other things not as cool as other things. Yeah um Yeah, it's like, okay. Shit. That's not good But do we think this cop's real or fake Let's uh, because dude, I'm gonna be in lava. We should uh tell him to like meet us somewhere this weekend or something Oh, oh, you're gonna be here this weekend. I think so, right? Let's see. It's the it's the ninth. Okay. I got work to do. Yeah, you're coming on the 12th We're going to the game on the 12th. You'll be here saturday and sunday And then we have our event on the 17th. You're here for quite a bit jake Uh, I'm here for a while Awesome. That's gonna be fun. Yeah All right, where'd this guy go? I'm gonna say yeah, man Loved meet up How about sometime this weekend Jake will be in town as well I think he knows who you are. Oh don't let him bring me a badge Well, actually yeah, tell him no patch. We want badges Okay Yeah, I had a kid a A kid dm me who writes yankees articles for like another website and he was like, hey If you guys are looking for a rider. Love what you guys do and I was like, yeah reach reach out to john. He uh He answers every dm. I was like have an angle. We like riders with angles And I was like, yeah, he'll answer you for sure and then like I think literally yesterday morning. He was like Hey He didn't answer my dm I'm sorry. I get I guess he used to answer all of them I used to answer everyone and now I mean, I'd like to take like a night Maybe I take a night where I don't watch stranger things and I just crush out Because that's that's a hundred on twitter And then instagram's even crazier. I think not instagram also adds to it Um And yeah, I feel bad. I used to love answering anyone who wanted to reach out. No, I can't Why not? all right I know at six o'clock time for the news the israeli embassy blurred out The ambassadors non kosher lobster in a photo of lunch with balsunaro Blurred it out can't allow people to see the non kosher lobster 32 pounds of rat meat Was seized at the chicago hair airport these stories. Don't stop jake. This is our sixth weird shit getting seized story rat meat seized An australian gender reveal party went wrong as the car burst into flames, which I think means they're pregnant with a demon The snowball snowball the dancing parrot stunned scientists with 14 separate moves To 80s classic hits jake. Do you think you have more or less than 14? moves and a bride to be invents a P hack so she can pee in her wedding dress. This was this was great news to my heart The news is slow Well, I think I got to follow your heart. Jim. What's what's going on with you and brides peeing in bags? Uh, first off this guy asked the same question like a million times in the chat explain how tanaka's an all-star over hermont hermont got hurt hermont's been bad for the last like Like three starts tanaka hasn't missed a start and is having a good half boom. There you go explained stop asking that question So this bride she got an ikea bag and she put she cut out the bottom So she steps into it and she lifts the bag up to her head and with it comes her wedding dress which holds her dress allowing her to sit down and pee while in Her dress a lot of our audience probably doesn't give a fuck about this as a wedding videographer Who is in the room with the bride for the four hours up to the wedding? This is huge. This is going to become something that uh, uh a company now patents wedding dress Lifters that you can go to the bathroom in This changes the game usually every time a bride has to pee. They have to unbutton every hook And then go to the bathroom and it's a huge process I had a couple ceremonies delayed because the bride was so nervous That she was gonna have to pee once it started that she kept taking it off and trying to pee taking off trying to pee One was like actually a nightmare. We were all like yo lady. You're fine But she was having pee anxiety. So this is a game changer in the wedding industry Just letting putting that out there. They'll talk to your sisters and your moms and tell them They probably say oh, I wish I had that I was gonna say I feel like I saw something Like this on an episode of shark tank Um, so I'm wondering if there's any connect the dots or any any connections there. But yeah, no, I'm you know I'm uh, I'm a bathroom anxiety guy. It's kind of how it kind of runs my life Um, so I'm I'm stoked. I'm I'm glad this is in Okay. Yeah, it's great news It's great news. What else do you want? Well, I mean literally and figuratively we've got a couple actually Uh Theme of the shows here jim because this isn't our first gender reveal gone wrong. Yeah either. Um Didn't we had people that got in serious trouble that did a gender reveal and they started a forest fire Yeah, remember that they like shot up. Yeah, I'm anti gender reveal parties I don't want to say that because if a couple wants to do it Just like don't invite me to your gender reveal party if that's the main event Have you ever been invited to one? No, thank god me either. Yeah, but the ones I see Videos of I'm like, thank god. I haven't been invited any of those Yeah, I don't know if it was a nice day and they had some food and drink I'd go But yeah, I'm not there for the for the gr um But yeah, what do uh, I think oh no, so they reference the the other video that did start the forest fire um Queensland Been there been there Did you ever hear the story about your gender reveal party? You know what you think I would have heard it But it's crazy that you've heard it and I haven't but I think if you've got it Let's hear about yeah, your mom was telling me the other day. She said you weren't aware of this So I was kind of interested right Your gender reveal party was at birth Naturally, right, right, but it actually took 14 days for them to figure out Right, and it was they didn't know what was going on and then eventually on the 14th day changing your diaper big ol baby shit you shit yourself And your mom was changing it and just like this like button popped out like boop and they're like, oh It's a boy Change your name from julie to jake I liked that you put an emphasis on the fact that 14 day-year-old me shat my pants Of course you did Yeah, yeah, I just like that. There's an emphasis on that like oh by the way you weren't you're not going to believe this part Kids shits themselves. Yeah. Yeah, little julie shit herself. Uh-oh push too hard little button pops out I appreciate the button hustle. Um if I were you I would have went dog joke there I went is a boy is it a girl is a boy is a girl. It looks like a dog. I think it's a dog name it jake Yeah, no, I wanted to make fun of your small penis, but you told the real story so yeah Yeah Yeah, there you go the real story my mother shared with you, but just never she never came up with me to embarrass to tell you Jake it's so mad when he hears stories about him's 14 year old self Shitting his pants Yeah, what no without so she was protecting me. Okay. Thanks mom drop it your penis hadn't poked out yet Happy gender. That's what the button was Is your penis? Oh my god, that changes everything. I thought it was just a button No, they thought you were julie. They thought you were a girl for 14 days We we got it isic. I just I got god damn got him again with the button joke. When's he gonna learn? um speaking of button jokes 32 pounds of rat meat Pilot string donated a dollar to the cause. Thanks pilot string. Appreciate that Imagine if that was a thing pilots use like and do we have the string today? By the string this whole plant's doomed if we don't have this twine Anyway, yeah, man rat meat got Confiscated at the airport. Why were they trying to take rat meat? Where were they trying to take rat meat too? uh Yeah, african rat meat From the ivory coast, which I have to imagine doesn't travel well Um Yeah, I mean now now jimmy. I mean connecting some dots here the snails Uh, we're also from africa. So I don't know I don't know like maybe The the rules aren't clear on what you can bring Um, because I've got rat meat in a big That's an that's a no that's a no-go flying wise for me What does rat meat look like or is it just dead rats in a bag? But we're just nicely calling it rat meat or like is it like, you know, chopped up packaged in a bag Because that can't be true. It's got to just be dead rats, right? Like if I google rat meat, I think it's just going to be rats cooked on a stick Yeah, that I would assume that as well. Oh, no. Oh, no Oh, what the fuck there's rat meat chicken wings um Those are good. No, never mind fda says nobody ate rat meat chicken wings. Don't worry about it Uh, yeah, I think it's just rats cooked up man. Like I think this is just the guy had dead rats in his bag And we're just kindly saying Like I don't think you're filleting a rat and dicing it up And you know what like all right, how how much can a rat weigh? Oh, dude rats can get big What's what's your guess? We just did so much rat talk on Season five episode one of laughs from the past last week Yeah, we're rat experts everyone. Also episode two just dropped today when you're done listening to this You're still at work. You want to listen to more go to our podcast laughs from the past genghis con All-time backfire bad guy How much is a rat weigh? Let's see. I I think they're saying like I mean In a rare instant an adult rat will get to two pounds So that's that's where I was going in my head. I was thinking a rat could get to like five pounds So then I mean if you did some quick math there, it could have only been like six seven rats and like okay I've had that in my luggage before so I'm not going to get mad at this guy, but it seems like it was a lot of rats He also the dude who brought the rats on the plane just declared it. They're like, you know, what's in your bag? He's like I got meat in that bag and then they're like, okay, we got to inspect it They're like sir and he's like it's rat meat. Like he had no idea that was something that Dan American society always shitting on these African cultures, you know I think we just need to clarify snail giant snails that could kill like all of our crops and rat meat Are on the no list firmly Sunglasses yes fly lists yes All right, some guy came in the chat. He's mad at me Because we said that railroading a catcher Isn't really part of the fabric of the game like it's not necessary in the gameplay of mlb It was allowed for a while Called me a new mail what and you mail. I don't know what that is What's that mean? damn Whatever it is. It sounds so So silly that I am now think joe f is a new mail just for knowing the term new mail exists Like so sensitive. I like that. He's got all these new terms and words He uses just uh to get mad at other people you sound like a little sissy pants joe f you new mail That's a strong That's a strong recess comeback Um I don't even know what that is and since you know what it it's like it smelled it dealt it Like yeah, you seem to be the biggest new New mail is how you pronounce it in the whole chat joe f Wow, even if I knew why would I admit to knowing it now? Yeah, you're just out for new mail throats right now Now I think you're the new mail. I don't have the whole thing's confusing Jacking people and giving them concussions has always been part of baseball. You pussy Yeah No, it also was catchers not wearing gear. Yeah, can you believe catchers wear gear now? We're soft You know, it also was part of baseball Pictures topping out at 86 miles per hour. Go watch that home run Fucking well who was it? It was um It was uh, george brett's home run in game three of the world series Go watch the home run. It's the slowest. It looks like men's league softball Yeah Got him. Yeah I don't know what that is therefore. I'm not at joe f Guy that came into a chat to tell another guy He's soft you seem you seem You're just a loser to be to be like Calm rational joe f you're a loser go do something else on your tuesday Jake what other stories do we have? I mean come on um What if you've got something on the israeli embassy blurring out the non kosher lobster Um A good blur job is always funny. He was not eating a non kosher lobster. We promise I Swear it. Why don't you just say it was a kosher lobster like who knows? Yeah, we had a rabbi come he blessed that lobster. Oh, yeah Oh, you guys just missed he just left you didn't see him He was he was there the second before we took the photo you pulled in he was pulling out. I can't believe you missed them It's like a get out of jail freak um Blurring out a lobster And now there's an article about it and there would have been nothing and here we are We have the research team at harvard tuffs san diego looking at snowball The dancing parrot I I don't know if you're team snowball or if you're gonna be jealous of snowball because you're a dancer There's no middle area and i'm nervous Yeah, so this dancing parrot has 14 separate moves scientists found out And I was trying to count all your known moves jake Right. What do you got so far? You got you got you got the the widowmaker hit banger. Yeah, you got uh The uh like playing with another person's tie and twirling yourself up in their tie And that's where things get tricky because I mean I've got I might have 14 variations of tie tricks But does that count as one or does that count as 14? You know, yeah, I don't know I don't know because then you got I do the puppy dog with the tie I pretend pretend my tie is my tongue. Yeah, you do rolling out the cauldron Biggie mac cauldron that can be with the tie or not with the tie. Yeah, you got the uh The digging a hole digging a hole is a huge one digging a hole is one of my anchors. Yeah When you start digging real fast, it's really funny. It's good. Don't you have didn't we do that at Yankee stadium spring training? I think I dug a hole at spring training. Maybe we'll maybe we'll get intern luke on that jjr jjr post today Yeah And then in grown losers we have where you're in grown losers We have the tie you spin out on some time and then in grown losers. We have the bottle whale I don't know what you call that. Oh, yeah the bottle the bottling A lot of forms of thrusting Yeah, and I I mean that's where you want to label it and that's where I kind of I kind of want to see the Parrots moves and I don't think we have them in this article But I mean, you know, what what are we labeling the 14 different moves? You know, is there like is a sway one and then he's got like a big sway And that's you, you know So I don't know. I mean, I'm gonna support the parrot and his dancing um Okay, here's some of the move names Right the down shake Yeah, I mean, I've got got that lived at the body roll. Uh-huh The downward a head foot sink Yeah, I mean, I think that's just like the generic white guy dance move That's my only move right and I barely do it um Oh, that's in the in the rhythm to girls just want to have fun Well, uh, we we know how to dance to snowball The parrot who had not snowball triggers a bad memory for me the parrot who had not been trained and it's about dancing So that's tough the parrot who had not been trained or encouraged to dance also managed 10 separate moves including though A side to side held head tip head A side to side head tilt synchronized with a foot lift Okay, I can out dance to snowball. I'm done with him So you don't you're jealous of snowball No, I just I started running through more moves in my head and I uh, I I'm I'm blowing him out Okay, so I think I just get you think I get through my annual wedding season with 14 dance moves. I'd be a stale guest Yeah, this article is written by henry bodkin a science correspond Do you Yeah Well, dude, that's and I I don't want to say it's make making me mad because that that could affect my bias with snowflake here but uh, I mean we've got Harvard Tufts and San Diego Like we're studying this bird like come on science. I'm gonna tweet at henry bodkin I'm gonna say you want to study a dancer come find poppy gordo. I'm gonna tweet at henry bodkin I found his twitter. I'm gonna say we found a human with a hundred dance moves. It's funny that shit I'm gonna tweet at henry. I'm gonna say any chance of setting up a dance off between snowball So you say with a w and a human? I have a friend Who thinks he can blow him out of the water This guy's gonna hate this tweet good He's gonna be like finally someone engaged with my article about the dancing parrot and then he's gonna read it and be like Fuck But yeah, I mean if he sets up a dance off you in this parrot, we'll do it, right? Oh, yeah All right odds henry bodkin response to that tweet Uh five percent Well, he is a science correspondent What does that mean he did some writes about science am I a baseball correspondent? Yeah Awesome. I love when I've learned new new words about myself cool Yeah um Anything else go to the chat go to things joe f still hanging strong We normally do one more segment We do better the day. Yeah I was gonna do chatting it. I like better the day as the final final segment. Okay I love I love bad flipping joe Just to let you know It doesn't involve hurting another human Bet of the day it's the bet of the day Jakey jakey won yesterday because vladdy got farther than bell I should have been headstrong and changed to alonzo But you win I lose I'm a loser you're a winner jake. You're now uh, you now have Oh shit I wrote these in the wrong spot. You're starting your week off correctly. That's what we got. You got your first win on the week Is good. Are you excited about that? excited about that What do you got for us today Well, jim, we're gonna keep it with the all star game because that's pretty much The only thing going on. Oh, there's some fun props Uh, I I'm not sure on the props. I don't have the props in front of me from from my bed of the day um I was gonna go with the the over under and I think we might have some conflict here because I think the baseballs the guys in the game Normally the all star game is a low scoring affair. I've got the over under at eight and a half I'm taking the over. I think we're showcasing the gopher ball this year The juice balls are on display. What are the last what was last all star game? No idea I think they've been low scoring. Okay, here it is last year was eight to six Year before that two to one year before that four to two six to three So you got three You got two and two there then five and eight. So now we're at a push Or is it eight and a half? Did you say eight and a half? So historically the under hits But I I agree with you And I will lock myself in to agreeance right now By hitting this button Jake is stupid, but he's smart So we're taking the over it's eight and a half right eight and a half nl versus al. Wow. How about that? Who you rooting for? We're al guys. I mean it's tough to shake that the nl's got a ton of talent this year though. Happy for the nl did you hear that freddy freeman is the oldest nl Starting player at 29 years old, which is the youngest oldest all-star since like 1960 That's uh baseball is going real young man Well, it's the way they did the cb the way they the cba There's talent. There's a ton of talent, but also the way they did the cba Let like lets them like well fuck it throw the young guys out Yeah, and I think it's almost like a perfect storm a little bit where these young guys have adjusted to what baseball is now And if you were if you were a 32 year old guy And you went from everyone throwing 92 94 and now everyone throws 96 to 100. That's a different world So I think it was kind of a perfect storm for this like next generation of baseball all right Dakota jackson is in the chat. He says did you see Pedro? I didn't see this. Did you see this? He did the most awkward interviews ever He asked dj and blackman how it feels to be winning instead of losing in reference to blackman losing on the rockies despite good performances There were some weird questions. I can't think of another one. There's another one. I was like, whoa, that's a weird question to ask a guy And it was basically like how's it feel to be like winning now? 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