 I'm Hello You can call me I was just looking over your shoulder at Application I really want to go into a security or something The cadet program is very difficult I understand that what are your current qualifications? Years and before I used to work as a janitor at subway for two years And I also was a babysitter and a nanny on the side Um, wait, no babysitter and housekeeper and I am trained in 20 ways how to come in with this room I swear I knew that it was a mop. I keep saying it's a broom. I'm so sorry. I promise I'm competent And how did you come to work at the foundation? Oh, I found an ad in newspaper that had a bunch of redacted stuff And I was like cool. Okay, not that many qualifications And so I applied and then I went through this like process and then Blaine saw me in the combat training thing And it's just like oh, she's really good because I was better than everyone else I'm fighting because I have to bend yourself when you live in skid row So I know how to kill people. Um, and so I was assigned here because I'm the only janitor at this site Because it's a satellite site so it's a lot to avoid another satellite site All the other other janitors I think went to this other site with um 173 So I'm really lucky I ended up here, right? So with a focus on combat, are you looking to apply to be in security? I'd love to be in security, but I'd love to be anywhere else. Are you asking me? Call it professional interest I'll see what I can do So we have a janitor who wants to be a security staff We have 049 in multiple ways causing trouble We have mr. Lost who seems to be well Very lost Mr. Lost is not here I wonder if we can make him very Mr. Found Let's take the opportunity to speak with 035 Is something funny 035 035 I asked you if something was funny Critical hazard assessment team. No one is putting on the mask I swear half of my critical hazard assessment team is made up of trolls Which are in fact canon in the scp universe Let us move into this facility again. We have two tasks to my knowledge Confirm or deny That there is some sort of pestilence in the research staff and Possibly get the janitor a promotion. It seems you all like The happy janitor girl We're going to go speak to security staff Hello there Good afternoon evening, I guess Uh playing puny hand cut a security here. Who name is you can call me sherman sherman pleasure to meet you How many help you how is security at this site? Is everything up to par or their issues? Well, typically we wouldn't see any minor containment breaches as mr. Fish coming into the main area out here But with an insert of a new personnel It's possible that some of them might have stolen security coach We're on top of the situation trying to figure out what happened and soon enough everything will be the way it should be Loose chip loose security chip sink ships. Are you sure you've got this under control? Well, most certainly I've been at the site for seven years and we've only had three containment breaches while I've been here Which is uh, I've seen two since I walked in the door fish escaped twice so far Almost certainly mr. Fish might be of cost for concern right now But I do assure you mr. Fish is the most harmless scp that we've had on site We've done numerous research evaluations on him and You've been here at the site for 18 years. If he hadn't me ill in 10 I would be a little bit more worried but for the moment we are keeping a watchful eye And making sure that everything is up to par But however as you are for the administration if you do notice anybody Speaking to mr. Fish in any way that might seem collaborative and get out if it's him, please let me know indeed My second question is there anything we should know about the research staff in this facility? We've heard rumors A sort of How should I say it Gently an illness. Are you referring to scp zero four nine? delusionary pestilence Thank god, you're on the level with me that guy. Am I right? Okay, anything scp zero four nine might describe to you as nothing more than He believes that he has been tasked with this greater purpose to cure the world of what he describes as Pestilence the researchers have done tests on him and he's described it as some sort of burning sensation in his head that he gets When he sees certain individuals, but we've run tests and all of these individuals I'm sure there's nothing wrong with that that is more information than we could get back at him Previously so I commend you on that effort certainly if you have any more questions on it Research staff has dealt with them extensively at the side and they might be able to help you out a little bit more I do have one more question about a certain member of your staff Certainly your custodian. Yeah, Wesley Brown our janitor Now she has been here for three years. She seems to be ambitious. Wouldn't you say? Well, I have heard that recently Wesley has been hoping for a promotion and putting in the works through the administrative team to see if it's possible I believe she's had her eye on David Smith's old job as the explorer for the site And they've been missing for 10 months, but as we received a transmission from him 20 minutes ago. I'm not sure if that's going to happen You received a transmission from someone who was missing for 10 months 20 minutes ago Well, I'm not sure if you've been acquainted with them yet, but Dr. Elizabeth Taylor Fiancé David Smith has been missing for 10 months He was at one point the explorer at the site, but unfortunately in a routine mission to s6 717 the other worlds He went missing as well as the portal with them now. We haven't received any communications or transmissions from him during that period of time So it's standard uh until until right now it seems yes Which is why we've taken proper security measures in fact Would you be willing to help me as a member of the administrative There might be some channels you might be able to go through the other members of the site facility might not be able to get to If David is coming back and It's likely a cause for concern if he truly is coming back after 10 months It's quite possible. He might be infected with some kind of contamination from the other worlds or mentally compromised or even worse Might even be an scp that is simply mimicking his voice for his appearance Do you mind helping me with this? I'm happy to investigate. Can you tell me what is in the new transmission then? Certainly. I have a recording of that. I can play it back to you One moment please Apologies for that. Was that the missing david then? Yes, in fact that was if you would like I can still play the transmission for you But given that he's back you might as well just talk to him yourself. Can you summarize the transmission then? Certainly david said that he had finally gained access to our channels and was able to communicate with us He was asking for help and said that the portal was opening again from the other side Given that he is in fact here now and well that seemingly must be accurate in some sense It's possible that david might still be an scp in fact I assume what is in mind helping me? There might be some assistance that you might be able to provide given that you don't currently know david Now if david is an scp then it's very unlikely that he would know anything about his personal life prettier details or more sensitive topics If I give you certain interview questions, would you mind taking them over to david and asking confirming them for me? Just so we can make sure david is at least who he says this This seems like a high priority task Certainly, this will be our first priority for me and the critical hazard assessment team All right Well here are the three questions I would like for you to take over to david three questions first If you could ask him what day and year he was born day and year Secondly, if you could ask him how long he's been dating elizabeth taylor, how long he has been dating elizabeth taylor And finally if you could ask him what elizabeth's pet name is for elizabeth's pet name for him That last one should be personal enough that only david or elizabeth or close friends should truly know what the answer is And since he just came in the door and spoke to no one else We should be able to know that that information has not been given to him any other way All right, well if you can get this information and report back to me, I will confirm or deny all Thank you very much. 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