 Today's video is brought to you by Oddball Comics. It's a comic book channel that does full character explanations on your favorite heroes and villains so you can get started reading comics today. Yeah, it's been quite the journey, hasn't it, to get to this point. Matt Reeves' Batman is finally here in theaters, and I haven't seen it yet! I will be going Thursday night with the rest of the non-essentials, and my review will come up on Friday. But all the popular, credible critics already have the reviews up! So what the hell am I supposed to do now? How can I possibly capitalize on the event and get some clicks on YouTube? Well, by doing a video like this. What we have here is your classic run-out-the-clock scenario. I don't have anything of value to give right now, so I'm just gonna kind of meander through a few minutes of commentary based on what I've seen on YouTube. So let's dive in. When I typed in the Batman review, we get our staples coming up right away. Chris Stuckman, of course, the first to see every movie, then right underneath is Jeremy Johns. Then we have the video game outlet, IGN, who will probably give it a glowing review, only hang-up being that there's too much Batman in it. I don't watch any of the reviews by any movie critics at all. I like to go in fresh, and honestly, most of these guys, I don't really give a shit about what they have to say. Speaking of giving zero fucks about what they have to say, there's Grace Randolph, everybody's favorite YouTube movie critic, Princess. Probably filmed the whole thing from her iPhone 5 in a broom closet somewhere. Always quality stuff. And as we continue down the chain, we expect the usual movie critics to show up. We have our Sean Chandlers, of course, our Ben Shapiro's ranking the Batman films are... What? Why the hell is this randomly thrown in here? Ben Shapiro ranks the Batman movies? Ooh, I can't wait to watch that one. Of course, John Campia. So what are these guys saying about the film? I'm legitimately asking you because I have no idea. I'm not listening to this shit. I'm waiting to review the movie myself, but I didn't get early access because I'm not special! I'm not special. God, that just sunk in. That really just sunk in. Hey, Mom. Yeah, I know the movie's out. I haven't seen it. Yes, I review films on YouTube. It's not my real... It's not my actual job, though, so... Yeah, I've been doing it for a decade and haven't really seen the success I want. What do you want me to do? I'm not Chris Stuckman, okay? I'm not... I'm not Chris Stuckman! I know my brother does very well selling insurance. That's great. We're all very proud of him, okay? Can I let you go? I'm actually filming a Batman video right now. No, it's not the review. I haven't seen the mo... Hello? She hung up. Okay, well... Okay. So, what the hell's the point of this video, Adam? Why are you doing this? I already told you. I just want some views, okay? I wanted to talk about the Batman, but I haven't seen it yet because I'm not important. But that doesn't mean I can't still capitalize. I can't maybe inshworm my way into the YouTube... I'll go... get up there with some of these more prominent players and then have people click on the video and see, Man, this guy's a pathetic loser. Why am I watching this video still? Why did I subscribe? He has absolutely nothing to offer me. Why did I like the video and hit the notification bell so these show up in my feed? I don't know. I don't know you. I don't... I don't know your day-to-day or what gets you going. But I do know this. If you stick around, I promise you the review I give you on the Batman coming this Friday will be honest. It will be sincere. It will be pretty much the opposite of whatever this video just was. So stick around, and hopefully I'll see you next time. Kravitz as Catwoman. She sold me, man. I had little expectation going in about her character, but she knocked it out of the park. This cat's got nine lives and she used them all. I don't even... I don't even know what that means. These are probably some of the stuff you're going to hear, though, in the review from other people. Not me because I haven't seen the film. I haven't seen it. We're just doing like an end bumper thing. There's other videos you can click on. I don't care at this point. I just want to see the movie.