 Things that only real martial artists do. First, you display bruises as trophies. Any workout that doesn't leave you drenched in sweat, maybe a little bloody and unable to move the next day, wasn't good enough. And you use the term sweat equity. Now you also move through the house practicing your stealth skills. First trekking around in socks, then navigating stairs, but you hear a creak, oh you failed. Opening doors and all everyday tasks are a test in silence. Sneaking up on significant others becomes a mission, but have your apologies ready. Oh and keep your hands up. Wives can sweat surprisingly fast in reflex.