 Dreamscape presents After I Do by Taylor Jenkins Reid. Narrated by Tara Sands. Flagrant, Adjective, I would be standing right there, and you would walk out of the bathroom without putting the cap back on the toothpaste. The Lovers' Dictionary. Part 1. Where Does The Good Go? We are in the parking lot of Dodger Stadium, and once again, Ryan has forgotten where we left the car. I keep telling him that it's in Lot C, but he doesn't believe me. No! He says for the tenth time, I specifically remember turning right when we got here. Not left. It's incredibly dark. The path in front of us lit only by lamp posts featuring oversized baseballs. I looked at the sign when we parked. You remember wrong, I say. My tone clipped and pissed off. You've already been here too long, and I hate the chaos of Dodger Stadium. It's a warm summer night, so I have that to be thankful for, but it's ten p.m., and the rest of the fans are pouring out of the stands, the two of us fighting through a sea of blue and white jerseys. We've been at this for about twenty minutes. I don't remember wrong, he says, walking ahead and not even bothering to look back at me as he speaks. You're the one with the bad memory. Oh, I see, I say, mocking him. Just because I lost my keys this morning, suddenly I'm an idiot? He turns and looks at me. I use the moment to try to catch up to him. The parking lot is hilly and steep. I'm slow. Yeah, Lorne, that's exactly what I said. I said you were an idiot. I mean, you basically did. You said that you know what you're talking about, like I don't. Just help me find the goddamn car so we can go home. I don't respond. I simply follow him as he moves farther and farther away from Lot C. Why he wants to go home is a mystery to me. None of this will be any better at home. It hasn't been for months. He walks around in a long, wide circle, going up and down the hills of the Dodger Stadium parking lot. I follow close behind, waiting with him at the crosswalks, crossing at his pace. We don't say anything. I think of how much I want to scream at him. I think of how I wanted to scream at him last night, too. I think of how much I'll probably want to scream at him tomorrow. I can only imagine he's thinking much of the same. And yet, the air between us is... All complete. Ready to continue?