 Hello my name is Timmingo reporting for CalTV Entertainment and I'm here today on campus so we can read some of Kim Kardashian's old tweets. Let's start with her first one. Hey guys, it's Kim Kardashian. I finally signed up for Twitter. There are a few fakes so just know this is the real me. Have you ever thought someone was kind of cool like their vibes and saw their tweets and realized they are so lame? Lol. I have a really odd talent. I can smell when someone has cavities. I have never been wrong yet. They don't even have to be super close by me. Isn't it weird how singers like Rihanna and Celine Dion sing in an American accent but really speak with an accent? I hate when someone calls you boo like WTF. Are you trying to scare me? Boo it's not Halloween. Ate a bite of a salad and an olive was in it. I liked it but scares me because I hate olives. Hope my taste isn't changing. I don't want to like olives. OMG I was chewing a piece of gum and my filling came out. Wait is this really news that I posted a selfie and cropped my daughter out lol? Her eyes were closed and I was feeling my look. Can I live? I never thought I would say this but I'm wearing flats today. A little kid just coughed literally in my face on the plane. Is it rude? I said sweetie please cover your swiney. I'm not about to get sick. Weird can fact. I blow dry all my jewelry before I put it on. I can't stand putting on cold jewelry. It gives me the chills. Nicole Richie reminds me of my Jeep. Ew I just ate some dried seaweed. I almost threw up. Courtney Kardashian has the worst taste in snacks. Tastes like I ate a fish from the ocean. Cowabunga dudettes. I am so pumped to be on this surfing kick. Who else surfs out here in an early day in the HTO? Riding waves.