 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Five Nights at Freddy's and it's actually my first night at Freddy's. I have never played any of these games before, despite being asked to numerous times. And you know what? I thought now was the time. I'm only six years too late. Sorry, Scott. But I literally know nothing about them. All I know is you look at some screens and I'm about to shit myself. Modern cameras ensure safety of equipment and animatronic characters $120 a week. That's kind of shit. Okay, here we go. Well, that's fucking terrifying. Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. I'm already fucking scared. I know it could be a bit overwhelming. The shit. Oh my god. I didn't like that. Okay, you can get rid of the screen. I see. I feel like locking the doors is a good idea. Well, fantasy and fun come to life. Are you sure? It looks like a fucking horror movie. Wait, that was completely closed the second in Pirate Cove. Oh, I don't like this already. My hands are sweating and nothing has happened. I'm just anxious. They wonder how do they wonder? Why do you allow them to do this? Why are their faces so terrifying? No child wants this. They'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Oh no. Since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to forcefully stuff you inside of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Why would you program them like this? Why would you do that? Uh, check those cameras and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. What? Gotta conserve power. Oh shit. Oh shit. Okay, open the door. Open the door. I didn't know. Why are you telling me now? Oh, fuck sake. Why is there lights here? Oh, no. The power's only 28% left. I didn't know. Oh, fuck off. Dude, my hands are sweating and nothing is happening. I really don't need you coming up in the camera like that. One of them is on the move. Why is he looking into the camera like that? No, no, no, no. Go back into it. I'm in my safe space when I'm looking at the cameras. Kind of. I don't know. Oh, Jesus Christ. He's in the West Hall. That's really close to me. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Put it down. Put it down. Close the door. Fuck off. I've only got 90% power. Oh my God, he's right outside my fucking door. My hands are moist. Leave me alone. Honestly, you could interfere with your circuits is something you're best staying away. Where are the others? Okay, there's only one left back there. I really need, like, someone from Modern Warfare 2 to just run in the door and go, EMP, get down! Wait, it's going staticky. Shit. What is that? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Oh God, I'm out of power. Oh shit. Oh shit. Wait. Am I okay? That music doesn't sound like I'm okay. Wait, what? Did I lose? I don't know what's going on. Can I restart? Oh my God, Jesus Christ Almighty. Oh my God, my ears. Oh, fucking hell. I got to have my megaphone on hand. So I can shout back at them. Oh my God, that scared me. As a person who has never played this game and has never watched any videos on this game, that, yeah, that took a lot out of me. How do I win? All right, new game. It's time I'm starting sweaty. At least I'm starting as I intend to continue. I wonder if my mouse will break by moisture damage. It reminds me of when I worked retail and we used to buy second-hand electronics. This guy came in selling his smartphone and unprompted told us that he wanted to sell the smartphone because he had a problem with online escorts and he didn't want any internet on his phone. And then while I'm testing the phone, I open it up and the moisture indicator was tripped and I was just like, this is kind of disgusting. It didn't help that he was like visibly dripping and sweat and it was not warm. I don't know why my power is running out. Like I'm not doing anything. The usage is as low as possible. Usage goes up to two when I have that open. So I guess I should try and just stay here. Who drew these? Why would I hang them up? They're awful. Even if my kid drew this from me, I'd be like, son, I love you. But this is pretty shit. I just throw it into the shredder. Okay, I wonder what time I have to get to. It's 1 a.m. now. Night one. You're all still there. So if they're all there, I'm just going to chill out and be moist. Anyone want a handshake? Not still good. Put that down. All right. Night one is going swimmingly. Honestly, even just the thought of just sitting here, even if they didn't come to life, that would be horrifying. I would hate that job. Just sitting there doing nothing. Imagine that as your job. Yeah, that would be awful. Still good. No one. All right. Continue to sit. Okay. I don't like that. Does that mean they're coming to life? No. They're good. They're fine. They're not fine. And they're not good, actually. They look like they're a poster. They're anything but good. They're still not on the move. I'm loving this. This is great. I love my job. Can I turn off the fan? Is that using power? What kind of building is this? We're like, our power has a finite amount just for the night. Okay. The blue guy's on the move. Do they have names? I'm going to look up, do they have names? Chica, Bonnie and Freddy. Chica is the chicken one. Bonnie is the one who's out to get me in the dining area. Like, I don't understand this game at all. Because again, I've not looked into it at all. I wanted to jump into it without knowing. I thought it'd be more fun. I may have been wrong. But I'm guessing I just need to keep enough power to stay alive, essentially. So I'm trying not to check the cameras. And if he comes close, I'm going to shut the door. I'm going to try and make it through the night. Okay, he's moved. He's moved. Oh, feck off. Who are you? Oh, for feck's sake. There's two of them on the way. There's two of them on the way. Oh, God. Okay, he's still hanging out in Pirate Cove. I don't blame him. I would hang out in Pirate Cove, like, all the time. Oh, God, he's there. Oh, Jesus. I don't know if I should use that light or not. He's coming this way. So, like, my guess is just to turn on the light and then shut the door if he's there. I don't really want to be turning on the light, though. Like, I kind of like not knowing, but I don't at the same time because it's making me really moist. Oh, shit. Where did he go? Where did he go? Where is he? I've lost him. I've feckin' lost him. I can't really see on that camera. Oh, Jesus Christ! How did you get in? I was looking at the feckin' cameras. Oh, my God. It keeps catching me off guard. I just heard my guy going, Uh. It's like, what is that? Alright, let's try this again. How the hell do you get past this? There's nothing to worry about. There's nothing to worry about. Yeah, there's nothing. Everything's grand. What is that? I hear someone singing, and I can't resist but sing along. Dum-dum-dum-dum. Maybe he's just calling me dumb. Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum. I can kinda agree with that. Alright, my plan. As soon as someone leaves, alright, which is probably gonna be Bonnie, I think their name is, the blue one. You know the blue one there and the post or that one? As soon as he leaves his perch, I'm gonna feckin' close the door, and I'm gonna hope it doesn't use too much power because he always comes from the left side. So far, anyway, so... That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna lock that door, and I'm just gonna sit here. That's all I'm gonna do. Oh, God, no, the chicken's on the move this time. Ah, for feck's sake. Ah, feck off, chica! Alright, feck it. I'm sticking to my strategy. Left door stays closed. He's going the same side so far, so I'm hoping that'll get the job done. And I'm just gonna sit here. Doing nothing. Ah, you're lucky I edit these parts out. You don't have to sit here with me. That's the ultimate curse. I can hear someone making noises, but I'm gonna assume they're just doing the dishes. Okay, 47% power. Usage is at 2, and it's 4 AM. I'm really hoping we have enough power to make it through the night. No. No, um, occupado! It might be a while. Please don't come in. What the shit? No, no, no, no. It's not time. It's not time. What does that mean? No, I'm playing possum. I'm just lying there on the floor in the field position. Dead. 6 AM is morning, right? Yes. Oh, thank god. Now it's probably gonna get more stressful, isn't it? Oh, yay, yes. The kids are here. That's real terror. Oh, for fuck's sake. I've gotta go through that again. Well, if you're hearing this and you made it to day two, congrats. Thanks. It might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk. Okay. Just make sure everyone's in their proper place. I don't think they are. Oh, my god. They're already moving. Where's he gone? Why have I lost all my cameras? There are blind spots in my camera view. Oh, no. Feck off. I'm closing that door. He's already nearly here. What the shit? Not that he would be in any danger, of course. I'm not gonna find that. What? Dude, you can stop with this charade. I've already been here one night. I know this is suicide for $120 a week. And the worst part is I'm not even gonna make it a week. They're gonna fucking kill me. And then they'll just hire someone else. Okay. Only Freddie is left. Oh, for feck's sake. Who are you? Are you Chica? Uh, uh, what do I do? Do I just do the same strategy? Is that gonna work? They're calling me dumb again. I don't think it's gonna work. Do I look at the camera or not? I honestly have no idea what to do. I think I'm gonna roll with the same strategy again. Just sit here with one door closed. Nice and moist. I heard footsteps. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm so tempted to close both doors, but I know it's probably suicide. Alright, here's my plan. I wait with my megaphone, so they know if they come close, I'm gonna scream. And then someone's gonna come help me. With his hyperventilating. Wait, what the shit? I was about to say at least they're polite, but that just took off 6% of my power when he knocked. What the hell is he banging on? Oh, Jesus Christ. My hands are so moist. Yeah, megaphone was about to slip and slide straight out of him. Alright, that strategy doesn't work for the second night, I guess. Let's try it once more. Okay, good. I don't have to repeat night one at least. At least there's that. How the shit do I do this then? Alright, I think stage one of my plan. Go to the bathroom. And hope I'm still alive when I come back. That about worked out as expected. I have a feeling like if I play one of these games again, I'm gonna have to Google a bit about the characters and how they behave, because I'm very confused and I don't know how to react to them. I have a proposal for this place. So if they only do this at night, like in the day they're not stuffing children inside these machines, then maybe we should make it like a casino, tint all the windows, put on a certain amount of light, and it stays like that all the time. Then they won't know which is day and which is night. So either they leave me alone or they go on a murderous rampage 24 hours a day. Either way, I'm happy. I've made a difference. Why is it kind of like blurry here? Is it just my vision? Has it gone blurry in the desk? I don't have a clue. I really don't. Okay, he's coming for me through this one. Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay, lights off, lights off. That's fine. He'll be fine out there. He's just popping in to see if I was all right, see if I need anything. I'm afraid to check the cameras. The last time I checked the camera, when this weird cheeky thing was after me, it killed me, and I'm worried it has something to do with the cameras. Or was it Freddie that did that? I don't know. No, because he said Freddie doesn't really move, and he didn't appear to either. No, leave me alone. Stop zapping my power. It didn't take it that time for some reason. Did it take it earlier? I'm pretty sure it did. I don't know. I don't trust my eyes right now. Like, even in the children's interpretation here of Freddie, he looks fecking terrifying. Why do they like him? He's still fine over on that door, kind of afraid of interacting with anything. I think I've enough power to get to the end of the night, and if that left door stays closed, I might have a chance. I just got to go about two more hours, and I've got 35%. So that sinks up perfectly. If I don't use any more power, right? Wait, no, because I didn't use two bars of power through the whole night. I was using one bar of power through some of the night. So that doesn't necessarily mean 33% of power will equate to one third of the night, but you know what, feck it, I'm sitting here, and that's it. My stubbornness will prevail. No, he did take my power. It's down to 20%. Okay, my stubbornness might not win out on this one. Turns out when you get faced with killer robots, you can't just go, I'm stubborn and end up living. Like, I'm wondering, as I run out of power, should I open that door and hope he's left? Or should I close the other one? Will that lock me in here for the night? Don't even understand the situation. Like, we have low power for keeping the doors closed. Like, if it runs out of power, your door's open? I don't understand. Oh, this is gonna cut it close. Like, it's... It's 5 a.m. We just need to make it to 6. I don't know how long the... Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. All right. Time to just accept my faith. I'm hoping we can make it to 6 a.m., but I don't know if this is a death sentence or not when the power goes off like this. What? No, no, no. Okay. Well, this is terribly concerning. Is there anything I can do? I don't think so. I'm just gonna keep making eye contact. Maybe he'll see it in my soul that I'm not a threat. Well, fantastic. This is gonna be great! Jesus Christ. It's so fucking loud. All right. Well, I did not make it past night 2 and we're gonna end there. If you guys wanna see more, though, let me know and if you think it's better, I will look up about the animatronics. Like, I might move on to a different game or I might try and finish this one if you're interested. Let me know what you wanna see. Do you wanna see me try and figure it out or will I Google a little bit? Cause I feel like if I knew a bit about how the characters behaved, might be able to do a bit better. But yeah, we're gonna leave it there. I hope you enjoyed me being terrified. I really appreciate you watching, as always, and I do hope to see you next time. I just hope I don't see them, but I'm gonna leave it there. Thanks for watching, folks. Bye for now.