 I don't think this is easy. Your brother is in an army hospital in Washington. I'll take anything. I'll set up, but I've just got to get to him. But, my dear young lady, don't you understand? There is no space available, none at all. No, no reservations. No, no, no, no, no, no. And that means no, and that goes for you too. Now, don't you look at me like that. Oh, dear, why didn't I get into some family business like collecting for a finance company? I mean, he's putting on a special car tomorrow evening for the movie stars who are going to Washington for the big 50-bond show. Bing Crosby is in charge, and if you could get to the studio tomorrow morning and tell him your story, maybe... Oh, oh, you're wonderful. I'd like two bedrooms and a compartment to Chicago. Yes, sir. By saying... No. Oh, sure. Look, lady, nobody gets in here without a pass. Not even... Oh, hi, Mr. Benzley. Got a pass for the lady? She doesn't need one, Bill. She's my new stand-in. Oh, well, that's okay, then. What do you mean stand-in? That girl's your woman, she... Hey! Hey! Come back here, you! Listen, Bing's over at the recording stage watching Carmen Cavallero rehearse a number. Now, you go on... You do? Well, you go ahead. I'll take care of Willie. Oh, thank you. You know, Bing, it's for boys like him that we're doing his victory caravan. Well, it's certainly a little enough to do. Look at the fruit salad on his chest there, huh? Looks like your big brother's been up where they really play for keeps. And all they ask us to do is to buy victory bonds. Tony, we're going to get you on that train if we have to make the engineer get off and walk. Riding through here, Carmen Cavallero's going to give us some very good Gershwin. I got rhythm. You want to go over there with me and sit down and see what we can figure out? Of course we can listen a little, too. Maybe a little difficult. You see, this is the first time he's ever had a chance to ride inside the train. Why don't you go to Bob and tell him your story? Yes, then he'll tell you his story, and you better have your track shoes on. Oh, I'm kidding. And he's really a very sympathetic understanding man. He'll probably show you his scrapbook, and then you can both have a good crush. Go to him. I will. And thank you very much. Do you want anything else in the world to help you? But I slept with Crosby once. You know what he does all night? He dreams about horses. All night long he kept going, kept beating me with a bed post. When I woke up in the morning, I'd eaten all the straw out of the mattress. That's it. Yes? Yes, Eddie. Game in second. And there's a meat shortage. Oh, I know it's a lot to ask you, Mr. Hope, but my brother's so lonesome. Look, there's nothing I wouldn't do for a GI, but lard myself in a lower berth. That's a concentration camp with pajamas. What to do? I mean, I don't think turning on the tears is going to change my mind. I've had women crying over me all my life. No, sir, I've got a will of iron. You're beautiful. Speak to me. Say something. Come on, Bluefoot. Get it up there. Get it up, Bluefoot. Come on, come on, boy. Get in the money just once. Gentlemen, this is Bob Hollywood Victory Caravan Hope telling you not to let up on buying those bonds. Don't stop a nothing, and your bank account will be as well stacked as Betty Hutton. I've been working very hard on this bond tour. I even offered to kiss anybody that'd buy a $50 bond. I only sold one, and Boris Karloff wants his money back. But now to open our show with a reminder that our South American friends are always with us, here's Miss Olga San Juan singing Roomba Matumba and putting everything into her singing from south of her border to north of the Hayes office. Miss Olga... Miss... She just set the good neighbor policy back eight years. Still selling kisses for $50 more, Bond. I'll take one, please. Well, it's just a few left. I think Boris Karloff was right. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Humphrey Boogard. We've had a lot of bond drives. New people have proven by your magnificent response to each one of them, that you know exactly what's going to happen. We've had a lot of bond drives, and you people have proven by your magnificent response to each one of them, that you know exactly what's going to happen. We've also had a lot of patriotic speeches. I'm sure you don't need another one from me to tell you why we need this victory loan. You know why it's important that we make this victory loan the smashing climax of all bond drives? Our fighting men have just won history's greatest victory for freedom. They didn't stop until they finished their job. It's up to us not to stop buying bonds until we finish our part of the job. We've got to bring those boys home. It's up to us to see that they get what they were promised and what they have every right to expect in medical care, hospitalization, rehabilitation, and economic opportunity. Your victory loan dollars will fulfill your pledge to the men who won the victory. This is the last chance victory loan. It's your last chance as a member of an organized civilian army to buy bonds for the freedom of the country. This theater staff stands ready at all times day or night to sell you victory loan bonds. With your help, this theater staff has a magnificent record in seven war-loan campaigns. They have a quota in this victory loan. It's part of the state's, your city's quota. And now, for many happy returns, follow the musical advice of Bing Crosby in the United States Maritime Service Training Station choir from Avalon, New York City, and the United States Maritime Service Training Station choir from Avalon, California. As they sing a new song by Harold Adamson and Jimmy McCue, sing it, Bing. We've got another bond to buy We've got another bond The bonds we bought before bought the bond It's won the war, now we've got another bond You may think the war is won But we can't leave the job half done The boys have seen it through Now the rest is up to you Yes, we've got another bond to buy Bonds away, put your dough where it earns Bonds away, and someday you'll get so many happy returns You know with every bond you buy You've done your part for some brave guy We've got to play it square With the boys we've got out there So we've got another bond to buy Got another bond to buy Dig in your pockets Oh, you may think the war is won Ask any soldier But we can't leave the job half done The Navy will tell you The boys have seen it through Now the rest is up to you Yes, we've got another bond to buy Bonds away, put your dough where it earns Bonds away, and someday you'll get so many happy returns You know with every bond you buy Jim and Jack, and we've got to bring