 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and you know what? I'm 26 years old. It is really time that I just focus on myself, settle down, and start a family. Which is why we're gonna be playing family, man, because I'm not fucking doing it in real life. Here we go. Oh, okay. Oh, there's my significant other. Oh! Oh god, I hope he doesn't see me. Oh god, it's the kid! Run! Run! I'll just be in the basement with my rats. Just smashing rats. Oh, what does your dad do as a hobby? Mine is into woodworking. He usually just smashes rats in the basement. I owe him $370. Oh my god. All right, give me a hitman mission. Jesus Christ, murder River Harrington. I'm on it. Don't even give me a reason. All right, that's just valuable time I could use to make money. Oh, there's that cop, the cannibal from last time. Yeah, if you missed last time, man, don't worry about it. It's not born. Just know family man is not such a good dude. Oh, look at that. She's fucking in the river already. Oh, with a name like River, I guess. Where else would she be? Wait, the cop is catching me now. Stop right there criminal scum. He's putting me in jail for an hour. The river is getting away. I like how he just arrested me through the bridge as well as for his own protection. I'm gonna snitch on him. He's a cannibal. I really thought we were bros. I thought I could just murder someone in front of him and he wouldn't mind. All right, now that I've been imprisoned for a whole hour, I'm gonna go try and kill her again. All right, good. She's hanging out in back alleys this time. Did you change your name to back alley Harrington? More rotten pizza for my kid who didn't work out with Sally. Oh yeah, that's because you murdered her last episode. Oh my God, but now I have my eye on a new girl. As long as it's not me, dude, anything else is fine. The ATM will give you 20 bucks every day. No questions asked. That really isn't going to make a difference. I'm letting him get away with murder for 20 bucks a day. This is such a bad deal. Oh, great. It's the influencer. I fucking love influencers. They're just great. You need a makeover, but not just any makeover. I need everything for free. Fucking influencers expecting everything for free. I got this key for free. By the way, I should mention that. Perform surgery first. Oh, fucking hell, yeah, no problem at all. I've done a lot of like painting, like painting houses and stuff. It can't be that different, can it? Let's go to the surgery. Why is she asking me a random person on the beach to do surgery for her? God, influencers are stupid. Bottom of the barrel scum. Imagine a world without influencers. Work at the surgery job for three hours. Oh my God. I need money. Yes, go do it. This is the surgery job. Use the blood bags and the funnel to keep the patient alive. She's looking at me. She's like, wait a second. I think I know you. I've seen your surgeon simulator video. Are we performing higher or low risk? I'm like, I think she's already dead. High risk, please. I'm all about high risk and low reward. Wait, no, that's right. High risk, low reward. Okay, nurse, hand me the mop. We need to clean her down before we get started. And we'll just put this on here. Great. Doctor. Oh my God, what are these parts? I left school. I don't know what's happening. The larynx, the larynx. It sounds like a fucking deodorant. I don't know. Get rid of the deodorant, please. Why are you asking me this? You clearly know more than me. All right. So we gave her a peg leg, which looks lovely. I mean, I might be biased because I'm dating a pirate. So I don't know. All right, there we go. Phantom of the opera, the pirate. Phantom of the seas. What the hell is a reverse arter? Follow your head. Follow your head. Follow your head. She's gonna die, isn't she? But not before I give her this lizard arm. The operation was a success. Just another day in the office, he says, for Dr. Drake Ramore. Oh, I like that reference. What do you think? Friends? Do you like that reference? Friends? It's a friends reference. I like explaining jokes and references because that makes them a lot more funny. The joke there is that explaining them isn't funny actually, but that's the joke I was making. You haven't paid up to that. Yeah, I know. Get lost. My thoughts exactly. Wait, she's already down at the beach? Wait a minute. She wasn't supposed to be walking on that peg leg for two days. You're putting too much strain on it. I didn't even varnish it yet. I'll just hold sand all over it. You're getting moist. Your leg is gonna swell up. Wait a second. What? Hang on. I just did surgery on you. Yeah, that wasn't me. It's a rival. Yeah, that was losing. I should have known. I should have known. You fucking tricked me. You're crazy. Like all influencers. You all suck. Oh my god. Look at her. She's beautiful. You performed surgery and turned me into this. She's just standing there with the question mark overhead, like, uh. She's just playing a dumb. Her mouth's hanging open. I can't believe you made me part of this. I like how my guy's saying that even though we have done things 10 times worse than this. I think really you knew, didn't you? Yes, of course. I'm all of this one step ahead. I feel like I'm actually like 12 paces behind in most situations. Bye. Achieving unlocked envy. The only person I envy is that lady. I want to peg leg. That would be cool. The politicians like, please, please clap. I'm still short five bucks. Can someone give me five bucks? I really need five dollars. No, Margaret. Alice, you're gonna give me money. I don't want to talk to you. What about you? Can you give me money, please? It's mama. She needs some pills from the pharmacy. Helto game. Low dosage. 50 bucks. Pop the meds in our moonshine. Okay, that seems dangerous. Like, honestly, most of these drugs shouldn't be mixed with alcohol. I remember after my car accident that I looked at my medication like, maybe I can take a drink or two while I'm on all these meds. And then I looked at some of them and it was like, oh, may cause drowsiness may increase the effects of alcohol. And then the last one was just may cause death. It's like, all right, you know what? I don't think I need a drink today. All right, what did she want? I can't remember a small healthy game. Was it small? It was small. Yeah, give me small. Wait, did I have to pay for this? Can I just, can I just leave off effects? Dude, I really appreciate you're doing what you gotta do, but I don't have time to get mugged right now. I'm very busy. Look at all these other civilians. Like you keep picking on me, but all these other civilians literally they don't even put up a fight. You can just beat on anyone you want. And if you get caught, you get put in a police station for like an hour. And that's it. And Kyle's keg or mama's glass. I'm going to put it in his cake. There we go. I don't know if I should have done that actually. Maybe that's not going to hurt. I just put it in front of him. Oh well. Oh, that's another achievement unlocked sloth. I'm getting all these seven deadly sins. It's great. I'm a bit of a completionist, you know, I like to do it all. God, that raccoon's kind of freaking out. Oh my God, maybe he's just nervous being around me. I do tend to beat on animals for no reason. It's weird though. It kind of like went the wrong way. Usually like serial killers start with animals and then they work to people. Whereas I started with people and then I started beating on all the wildlife. They put up more of a fight, you know, it feels like more of an accomplishment. Okay, my family are not happy. Maybe I could clean the house a bit or something because they do really want the place cleaned up. They're a bit pissed off right now. I love my mopping. I'll do some mopping. Fucking love mopping. I don't know how the place gets so fucking dirty though. Maybe patchy is going down to the fucking beach as well. Does he have a peg leg or not? Not yet. Maybe I should give him two peg legs. Then you probably track in less dirt. It's bedtime, sonny. Want to see my new gun? He's staring at me like the look of terror in his eyes. Yeah, just keep sneaking up on me and doing that. One day I'm going to jump around and shoot you in the face by accident. Accident. Oh, God. Sorry. I'm getting used to this new smartphone thing. Before that final day, 20 boss wants to meet you in this office. It's in the mountains. Oh, fantastic. God, we must be get be there by midnight or we'll kill you. Okay, that seems unnecessary. I've worked with you for like two weeks now. This is day 19. So tomorrow is the final day of this game. We're going to finish the game. Fucking hell. How do you feel about that, patchy? It doesn't feel at all. That looks good. He definitely doesn't feel anything for me. Look at this. More mopping to be done. I literally mopped last night. Mother's work never ends. Wait. Oh my God. It killed him. I told you not to mix those pills with alcohol. He was trying to fucking kill his mom. Was he? Or maybe he just shouldn't be, you know, chugging back the medication that I stuck in with his alcohol and he unknowingly drank. Oh, well, the circle of life. What happened? We were just drinking moonshine out in the years. He took a big plug from the cake. Next thing I know, he's gone. Just dot, dot, dot. Well, his funeral is just as he would have loved it, to be honest. Knowing him, he would have loved half attendance and graffiti all over the church under the giant fex sign. It's how he would have wanted to go. Now I'm really frightened. It's been days. Look, he's dead. Just accept it. All right. Let's go meet my maker. How is this going to go? Like I've been paying on time every day, but I've been a pretty nasty person. I don't know if they're going to let me get away with all this. Okay. We finally have a reason to go up here. Oh, is this in the stone cutters cave? Why have the police not stopped this situation? It's quite obviously an evil layer. I guess he's too busy eating the villagers. There's no turning back after this. Are you sure? Yeah, go ahead. I'm ready. I'm ready for it. What do you want me to do? Honestly, there's nothing too mean or too dark or too horrible. Oh my God. We're going to blow up the town, aren't we? We're going to fucking blow up the town. He's got this nice model of the town. Maybe he just likes making models. Maybe that's what he wants help with. All right. Let's see what this button does to the village. Looks like you made your mark on Riverport. They're all miserable. Look at those clouds. Spectacular work. What is all this? Who are you? This is the worst conversation ever just because of the voices. Come down the stairs. Let's get acquainted. Oh my God. What the hell is this? Another button. Haven't figured it out. Yeah, I have, but explain it to me. The villagers all had one job. What? Simple, really? Oh God. I'm on a live reality show, aren't I? Make you the bad guy. There were quite a few of them. Seems they weren't all successful. No, I think they were. I did horrible things. The ones that fail lost their souls. What the hell? They belong to me. Am I impergatory or something? But you're the reason they're here. You're responsible. So the first round of suffering is on you. What the hell is going on? Deal with the souls. Light the fires. We'll talk again. Okay, who's first? Oh, Bert. It's good to see you, buddy. This is the guy who I rude his business. So he's guilty of wanting everyone to know who he is. So this guy has put him in a cell forever and he's going to be on camera forever. All I got to do is put the fuses in it. I don't know if I have an option of not doing this, but I don't really care because I really want to do this. Come on. Just let me out. I'm going to put myself on camera as well just so everyone can I deem that it was me behind this. Who's next? Oh, the guy we just killed. I admire Kyle's level of laziness. Cement holder. Oh, yes. Give me some wet cement. Oh my God. What the hell is that unit of a wheelchair? All right, cement. Yeah, let's block you in here, buddy. I really like your new cement shoes. They look good on you. I'll help mama from now on, I swear. Well, you'll have to do it from beyond the grave. I still have a bit confused what's going on here. Oh, it's the mayor. Hello. Well, it's time he was paid in full. What does that mean? Push the button. Oh, it's going to make it rain with money. I hope it's all coins. That would really hurt to look. I'll give it all to charity. No, I'd rather suffocate you with it. There you go. It's like one of those machines where you have to grab all the bills, except, you know, it ends with death instead. So it's probably better actually. I can't hear him. No, no, he's dead. It was just those three. I didn't get the others. What about the envy one, the model? You know, the one that I did surgery for? Shouldn't she be here? No, that wasn't bad enough. All right, I'll keep going that. Oh, it's the guy who's been blackmailing me. And it's a similar setup to how I killed Bobby in the full intro. All right. Let me kill him. I'm up for it. Seem familiar? Yeah. I killed Bobby like this. It was very fun. This is nostalgic for Bobby, right? He said, I'm not going to play this game. No, for Bobby. Even though really it's for me. I'm lying. Please don't. Why would I care about this guy? It's game over for you. I know this is going to end badly for me, but you know what? I'm going to enjoy this while I can. There we go. Now that's how it's done. You are the seventh achievement unlocked. Oh no. That doesn't sound good. Now for your rewards. They're going to fucking kill me, aren't they? Remove shotgun. No, come on. Who took it? A fucking ghost? Oh, broom. I just get cleaning. You know what? No, no, no, no. All right. My cleaning days are over. Button. One last little surprise, Joe. I just want you to know you deserve this. They're going to kill me. I do deserve that. Oh God, it's a coffin. It's a fucking coffin. Oh, dammit. Please just be my family. Don't put me in there. Oh, thank God. You were never going to save them. In fact, they're here because of you. Oh, this is just good to be honest. If you don't pick a lane, you get run over. I've done that myself. I understand that. Which is why I'm ending your bloodline in this room. I just wanted you to see them before you joined them. Oh God, dammit. You are going to kill me as well. See you soon, Joe. Oh no. No, no, no, no. Wait, these aren't that bad. I might be okay. No, I'm going to die. Okay. The end, question mark. No, I don't think there's a question mark needed. I'm pretty sure that's the end. They're burning me alive. Delroy watched as you died in the flames. Oh my God, my kid. With their parents gone, your child was forced to live on the streets. I mean, he's on the same diet as he was back in the house. Maggie mourned Bobby for years. Somewhere deep down, she knew it was you. I mean, I was the only person doing gun crime in the city, so it was pretty obvious that it was me. You reached ending three, end of the road. Endings found one out of four. Lawrence, completed 100%, ending bad. Sheriff, completed 100%, ending bad. Starr, completed 100%, ending bad. But then somehow I got the good endings for Kyle and Bert. It's weird. The people who got the bad endings didn't show up at the end. The people who got the neutral, like the mayor, or the good endings did show up at the end, and we punished them for good down in that basement. So I'm really confused. I'm not getting this. I don't know. But that's the end of the game. I'm kind of sad. I was really enjoying that game, and I expected... Don't get me wrong, developers. Look, you reached out to me and sent me a key. I didn't expect much from this game. I'm gonna be honest. On the surface, it looked quirky, looked fun, but I thought I'd play it once, and that would be it, like 90% of the other games I play. But this was very, very enjoyable. I gotta give it to it. I really enjoyed it. I hope you did too. Whether you watched the whole thing or just one episode, maybe you just watched this one and you're very confused, but don't worry. The confusion is mutual, regardless if you watched all of them or just one. But yeah, I just really appreciate you watching. It's rare we get to complete a full game, and it's been good. So yeah, thank you. And if you want to see more of me, I post every day, and I also stream five days a week. You can check out that link in the description. But other than that, I'm gonna stop rambling. I'm gonna leave you get back to your lives. You know, I'm sure you got a family yourself you gotta take care of. So you go on ahead. You can leave me now. It's fine. I'm fine. I'm just guilting you when you're leaving my video. God damn it, I ramble a lot. Okay, I'm ending it there. Thank you very much for watching. I hope to see you again soon, and bye for now.