 An IRS officer contacted me and I was like, who are you? The IRS officer said, I'm your worst nightmare. Citizens, I need firepower. Who are you? Your worst nightmare. And I was like, wait a second, I mean is that good or bad? Very shut up and take my money. Are you the worst nightmare in terms of like the scariest nightmare? Attention passengers, please remain seated until the plane comes to a complete crash. Or like the worst nightmare in that the nightmare is not that scary for a nightmare. I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead. And since nightmares are supposed to be scary, you're like the worst one. I mean, if you had a nightmare contest, the best nightmare would be the one that was the most scary, wouldn't it? Nervous? Yes. First time. No, I've been nervous lots of times. Therefore, if you really wanted to threaten somebody, you would say something like, I'm your best nightmare. Not I'm your worst nightmare. Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement. So anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye. Uh, Professor. Meaning I'm like the nightmare that actually won the nightmare contest. By like being the most scary. For example, one time I had a nightmare of a horrifying demon. But soon realized the only scary thing about him was the ridiculous lives coming out of his mouth. Well, first it was a time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. I ain't never got over that. Then this fool went off and had a party and he had all the guests trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk and stopped beating me with a stick on pinata, pinata. What is a pinata anyway? So it wasn't really that scary. My imagination not doing a very good job. Therefore, it was one of my worst nightmares. What a word of advice. Don't go around calling yourself the president. I wouldn't do that. I don't think you should either. It just doesn't hold water. For that matter neither do I. I mean, you see what I mean? We've got the phrase backwards. I remember it like it was interesting. Resulting in us unfairly mischaracterizing nightmares. I hate these nerds just because I'm stupider than them. They think they're smarter than me. Kill them all starting with the math teacher.