 Thanks for meeting up with me. It's nice to finally meet you and have an actual date together. You're not a serial killer, are you? Of course not. Jesus, why would you even say that? Uh, I-I don't know. I-I watched this Lifetime movie last night, and the main character chick goes out on a date with a serial killer, but-but she didn't know he was an actual killer, and she didn't find out until it was, like, too late, you know? Uh, I don't know what to say. It's just a movie. It wasn't real. Uh, actually, it was based on a true story. Oh, well, jeez, that's horrible. Uh, you-you are the kidnapper, are you? Of course I'm not. No. Oh, uh, hold on. I-I gotta answer this call. If I don't answer it, they're gonna send a search party for me. Okay, no problem. You can answer it. Uh, hey, Ashley. Yeah, I'm actually still alive. No, he hasn't killed me yet. Okay, well, I'll text you if I end up in his trunk. Okay, thanks for checking in. Bye. What the hell was that? Oh, uh, we just check in on each other when we date guys that we meet online. It's nothing personal. Oh, okay, no worries. I guess I understand. It's my friend Michelle calling. I-I gotta take this call. All right, go ahead. Uh, hey, Michelle. Oh, no, he hasn't kidnapped me yet. Okay, I'll let you know if he pulls out a knife or anything. Uh, okay, bye. Dude, do you really think that I'm gonna hurt you? Wait, who said anything about hurting me? Is that what you're thinking about right now? Are you gonna hurt me? No, I just, uh, I gotta go. Thanks for taking the time to hang out, but uh, I gotta go. But like, what the fuck?