 Okay, okay, okay. Bizi J. Khalifa, as usual, in the mix, just making our Friday really good. As you know, it's for Rahide. It's about time we, you know, because in the spirit of happiness, we have a comedian in studio. We have Timo, and we also have stroke, Sergeant Nyakunde. So he's been jumping from one personality to another, but he's here to entertain you to na fukuza depression in this country. Sendio. So do make sure you follow us on our social media handles. My name is Hilda Wadidikari. Buni sana social Friday at Y-254 channel on Twitter. The hashtag is one in the morning. Hashtag social Friday on Instagram at Y-254 underscore channel or Facebook Y-254 and on YouTube. Just in case if you send you the valuable insight here, it's at Y-254 channel. On DSTV channel 376, signet 84 star 1054. So it's about time we meet the man in studio. He has been gracing your stages. In case you don't know, he has been gracing is on the limelight of comedy. Let me put it like that in this country. Timo Tafadali salimia. Why in the morning family for the very first time? Shag, mimi shag nyanguni partherik. Mimi nemutumigos, you know? We nemutumigos. Mutumigos. Mimi nemutukaregiraf. Nakieno Maria. Yes. Oshago Teka. Omega Teka. Midi Jake Halifa. Yes, salimia what? Kama kawaii da bidi Jake Halifa. Make sure you keep it locked. Okay, okay. DJ, I say you keep it locked. Just in case you missed it. Anyway, Mr. Timo, how did you get on the limelight? Why did you find your passion in this particular line of work? Let me put it like that. You could check the citizens. And is that least natural? What? God, did you not get it? Kizungu ya konigumu. Kizungu ya konigumu? Yes. Unongianawapua. Gosh. Yes. Jugiata. I'm trying to thank you. Should I speak in kikuyu now? All right. What happened? Nakupata, sasa. Umenipata? Yes. Linkia, Jake, atika. Kazi ya uchechi. Ya ukwasawa. Tulianda kitambosana. Tuwa 7-up. Tulianda tukiwa. High school. High school? High school? Yes. Interesting. So, how did you know that's what you wanted to do for the rest of your life in that high school? High school is a long time ago. Niliwa na tiki shangawa tu kwanisa. Kwanisa? Kwanisa. Kwanisa ulikuwa? What kind of jokes ulikuwa? Are you cracking in church? Izima drama. Okay. Alafut na patiwa jwis na biskut. Yundi omshara. Atana kumokuna skut kwa performing na mami tu. Kibira uko. Oh, unis? Yes. Ogen asma joka. Tuna patiwa umchelen na maharagwe. Umchelen na maharagwe? Natuna fudaisana. Imshara enu ko interesting. Umekwam ki survive na chakula? Ya. Hai, hai, hai. Basili ku jipacha chachil, baby. Chachil na nilangzaku yandawu ko 2012. Niosan nilangzaku yandawu ko academy. So kuna skumoja, nimeka chachil 3 yas kama day perform. So... 3 yas ilko refaja nili? Tuku academy. Ka? Yunanda chachil yunambiyo izi jokes aziwezi. Taki donno kwenjiwa nimfani. Yunanda chekisha po maharakwa peloti. Laki ni dudiya si last way cheke. Wow. So ni yandapalu nambiyo bado. So nambiyo a Tuesday. So... Ndode imoja niga patiwa shuwa. Akuna tamutu moja li cheka. So tana ni kajimuwa shuwa. Ni kajimuwa akademi 1 yas. So ni kajimuwa perform 2015. Posando Gracia Godili kama. Ehi kani lift up. So that must be very awkward. So ndode imoja ni yandapu kwa fanya shuwa naku na utali. Cheka oli fi laje... Ehi. Oli fi laje ama oli ji motivate aje kwenjdele. Ono juki fanya joke alaf muta steak e. Muta wiki washuwa. Tana wiki washuwa. Ono pala na kila muta na kama na kumiyo. Shokali. Laki ni wiki sit nasima kupandam ulima. So tkeisha mutu ni kupandam ulima. Oh. Ido na kupanguana kuchu kwa fair. Ono nangu uji ama mikuwa na uji tekeisha mutu. Yes. Laki ni le, ona ji motivate ilo nasima. Inu wiki tu na taka. Okay. So mi akatatu kwa akademi. Uli chaguwa je sergeant niya kundi. Uli chaguwa ui watchman ama ui karao kwanini. Uba nga listiku kwa karakta wako. Tulikuwa na DJ City. Akituwa magazine. So kutumitulia place. So nikuwa na kuna karakta ni nalaka apa. So nikuwa uli za City. Ni karakta gani apa inezawak. Akana nga buka muna watchman. So nikiya na nika chapea our creative director. Antwa Victor Berri. Nika mami ni kuna idea ma watchman ni ni ni ni. Akana nga bia idea ni kalisana. So akana nga bia kuja tazdi. Uperform. Nga misu kwa na jwa kame na fane baby zo costume. Ni kwa na steki bira. Nga nika ziva costume zote za watchman marungu. Nga kanya nga mugu. So kila mta kwa na sewa. Ewe ni watchman. So kufika pale. Akana nga bia umevangu costume already. Nga audiensi me kuwana. Uperform. Oh. So akana. Siku performi wa siku. Batila wa siku lusik. So ni ka rodi cha nga ni kuwana. Atu juusawa dekana nga yudifu. Okay. Esa suudiensi siya kuwana. Nga ili kwa kubo kubo. Baki. So ni ka rodi cha nga next week. So ni next week ni ka performi. Nga ni ka performi wa siku. Ni ka uwa. And then ayukuja TV. Nga ni siya mbe klia mdu. Mba kama X. Nga kwa kwa TV. Mba kama X wako. Nga kwa ni ni unandaima X wako. Ibu atu taru nulia TV. Nini yuki pa tando. Kwa ni ni? Kwa ni nandia na taka ku Kupa tando. Kwa ni ni nandia na taka kwa Kusidia X wako. Mbaya TVn diwa kuwana. So nga give back to society. Give back to society. Thank you. So ni d저 nga ni kitu. Ane kwa kama tanda miwa? Thanks mamzi. Sayezi kubali. I love the ni kitu ita ni wا mani urogi. See ni upwards hatu X wako na platae. Abai sayo lam Boginaumwe te? Nam Bogini Exongu wanibwe yel lam Bogini Siyesuku bali Siyesiku bali Unless niti alipia Niti alipia Nresia pate zodo Bakini ustaki ujengam se kuni kuni bait na kitu kamaio Bati asa maupinia Apo ha zoningi tu laikhau hasn ya Aty na ni hapo apo ha zoningi tii Sona kwa koen na kanya Yo Ati tida Atsidi ya ko twadzu live weko So interesting Haia But anyway kajofu Mi wa idubu ya maeksu wa guci ni Iqau ni pigia Na naka nasi wegi wa Ujelypa hau na ueli piya Awa ni welensi Laki ni labda tshuwani Tshuwani Sosa ni welmuelam Haia Anyway Ili perform cha jilfo like 6 show asde kuja tv So, na wzotu na uwa. And then, kuna skukuru meka na Victor Berre. Alafa kanuliza, ukuinji watu na semaji. Juna jua emozu de taimanga unisho. Nika mambemes jai ea. Sada kenda kuta jai blessing. Aka muliza. Bono msa jai ea. Exu zuli kwa peti ati jinake. Nikiwa na ita kisi holster. Nikiwa ma dhim. Alafa sujiro ma producer. Challenges. Producor kan produce. So, ika baki meba kisi holster. So, ika bidi utegini. Tuko napigadu. Tuko napigadu ho dhim. Kuntua kerubu. And then, ika fika place. Ia kapatam tuwi. So, nikiwa chiki suizu is tag. Nikiwa mongo eja. Ni wintili na ilo. Mami na ma na pinihya na fili. Isu sa nikiwa, ma da ni mili. Actually ni where perform church. Only have kufasth. Only have kufasth. Nema ho bia manini. Hirishu winguya pali wungi ya pali. OnehaShkwoR God. Ni hardu winguya pali wokchi. So, kicheki misako ele stage. Nosimu na affonu hampe tyatu respecta. Tii kermahia drugs ya kili. Alafa, shedakoka masajenko niya kundi sasa na masile kuendega. – Mefanya nini? – I'm a slakwun. – Mefanya nini? Videwa slakwun, wa nukwun, pata nisa watu? – Slakwun? I can't since I'm a slakwun. – Thank you. – Madyen kwen m'ka wajin ya na kama, na na kumu na pata kwen m' servir, na kwa na k体m wombizini. eagle nwa uich manu lalya. – Relay. So na patiwa ni mtego. Ti ni mtego? Andako se mese mo henda ambi mu dosi uja mulali. Acha tu ni nyamaze, acha tu ni kifu na opinions. Kumbe, ah sasasas, sita kwa ni kembia watch man, good night ni kiputiki toka. Batu na jua, wuzuru na patiwa bunduki. Acha tu bunduki? Awa jesu kia, imu izuwa nani. Dozi na chintiwa piwa watch man tu na nitiwa ma bunduki. Oh ya ya ya, na kumbuka kulikuwa na kituka mail kwa ina ungelelewa kulepaliament. Ya asisha kua. Bas. Basiwa mi na patiwa revolba. Wa, sita, sayama, good night and good morning. So na shida, ma uchima na trahuwa na. Hai. Jua na jua na nishananga, direksyon na rungu. Sasa na kwa na jitigia toka. Ta kwa kibigat shima accident. Apana, apana, lakini wali sama. Let's just bring it out there. They said that even if the security guards will be given the firearms, they'll have to go through a certain training. Azimata training wa flani. Azimata wami certain polifikation. Yoninjara kufuta ma uchima na kazi. Gai. Jua uchima na nana je training six months. By the way, na nana chunga puyogeti. Yoninjara wa dosa ma una, wacha lete ma kazi na kwa jubza ma uchi. Na ukawak, ya ni kititinafa kulepaliament and politics tata futahimani na tushugulekia. Juka ma inii, but that's not very correct. Atu ni training ma uchima ni. Mi onga na ujya mi domkubuawa. Ya. KBC kwa nama uchima na nga pi? Atas, yes, you count. Ikona ma jishu. Alafi kwa sa nama uchima na real. Alafi kwa na asu na wa official. Susa wakandu wakani. By that's true. Which kind of watchman in specific? Ya, usta ilazi ma chta ya nga liya. Chta ya nga liya bada. Pia ma bumsoja ni ma uchima na. Okay, okay, okay. You have to tell us again. Let me not get myself into trouble. Okay. Anyway, so Paliwu li decide to stop from being sergeant nyakundi to Timo. Kwanin Timo ni naani kwa? Atomewa uniformia Timo liya. Timo ni naani? Onajiwa sayi kila mtana pige accent. Na wakanya nanda kibwekani o staff. Ile na ikona imite tisana wa kisi. Akuna wuli om kisi atakuchuki atu. Na sayu na pata. Wasiwa mkama kwa game wengi. Na atu na foso na pata like. Wumsana pige accenta kisi. Wiana pige accenta kisi. So kama mimi kuna mogaka. Kuna ni sukuta. Naga na mimi. Ya sukuta, I like that. Ya sukuta eh. Sayu na pata like. Muki ongere lewa. Wana heita. Nini muna itua wala wa kisi. So kuna skia wana sama. Kwa lua kisi watia atatu. Muna prefani tikuwa nani mogaka. Mga na sayu na na prefati tikuwa nani. Ya sukuta. Mga na prefati tikuwa nani mini. Sondo nika mwa. Wacha nika muna kitwingine. Ista fiatimu ni. Ni ista frail. Ya ma boizu unge lamta. Juna patangale. Una wuliza boi. In the next 10 years. Una taga kuwapi. Uo boi riza na kapatia. Riza yawfala. Una kuwambia. In the next 10 years. Sata 10 years nimbali. Meisema 2-3 months. Nata kani fanya kichunyata mamangwa jai fanya. Manduguza angwa jai fanya tababangu. Mamangwa kiyonata shituka. Una muliza ganiwa. Nata kaniwa suga mami. Rana. Ni story na piti yangamta. Most of the time, Mushi na kibira islano. Watu anata kakwa. Story na sponyo imekuwa lead squeeze. Ekono mi na sumbo wa watu. Una. Mi, mi, mi. Sponyo, mi fi na sponyo. Ok, ni kuna sponyo by this. Sponyo angwa na kwangaisu. Hei. Hei. Hei bo tu. Oko shuwa. Niko shuwa. Ok. Kani wuna shuku? Kani wuna shuku? Oko na sponsor. Tjai kaliwa. Nani naif ziti. Woko na sponsor. Hei. Niko anawa hini. Rati? Niko anawa hini. Tjua wazungo li siyanga. Ah, wali kwa wazungo? Ok. Sponsor wazungo. Ok. Watatu wazungo mabudala fumoja. Mali. Ok. So, you are the recipient we will kwa inakaji. Exactly. Kwa mani wenki. Nili kwa. Oh, we will kwa inakaji. Ah, wa kwa wazungo li kwa hini. Ok. Niko anawa hini. Oko na pinifeli kwa mokinineha. Nili ziti. Nili ziti. Nili ziti. Nili ziti. Nili ziti. Nili ziti. Nili ziti. Nili ziti. Tjuwa. Cooper Hina Woutboha, because that's why she asked me to call her Michelle. So Michelle was right at that time. So we call her Michelle, she is correct. Oh, so Michelle, I'm just guiding you. You are my good friend, right? Michelle, I have an idea. So we call her Michelle. She was very anointed to come to our room and say we are very anointed. I love and I will use it when I need it and say I'm like I'm a fry, I'm a kastirika. So when I put it in my shell I'm correct, yes. Okay. Ya. Okay, interesting. So after maybe chachil, what do you expect when you are happy? Hell. Ati hell? What do you say ma? Okay, okay talk about chachil, okay malizana na chachil because I know what you are doing palina faku fika, una ta kwen da wapi, I mean what other dreams do you have, what other ambitions? Ambition ni hangusin do hi, ishanzi shok na timo. Mm-hmm. Juna jwa wezi ka upale ni ya kazote. Nimuna emsi ma alia pokoa timeline ni ya ko? Emini emsi? Mm-hmm. Mi uchapama emsi. Mm-hmm. Eka mo dyan usiku ni mi kwa na miskitengela ni kwa na host. Mm-hmm. Keshu ni ni on Sunday ni ya ki si. Ni wudu. Mm-hmm. Lakin ni fokus ni na yo sana. Mm-hmm. Nata kanya ni siya productione niya ko. Productione niya ko? Yes. Jumi ya kazi na ishia. Mm-hmm. Kama jana nili ko bati deyango. Oja ni kwa na miyakangapi sayi. Kwa na miyakangapi sayi? Yes. Sezi guess? Yes. Sezi guess niya neza choma pecha. Ah, wezi choma pecha. Um, 30? Ha? 30? Ah, indelia. Oh God, 31? 32? 33? 46. Holy God. What? Okay. Sinii peyam sama ni mi kazi niyo. Eh, but mi ni dey. Una jamachalia wana nga ibu. Nisi situn deyatuna kwa nga nga ibu ya kusia mamia. Lakin ni misi nga ibu na na ma age do. Mi nkotu sana. Jil kwa age 32. Nikona age po. Ah! Misi kona age 32. Lakin ni. Misawa tu. Buna ni usi nga ibu. Ah! Eh, kwa ni kombali. Kida kwa kufika po. Just so you know. Anyway, So, um, tu kwa karimu kuches na game flanya pa. Mm-hmm. Just so, ni decide kumimikak na wogaka na niya suguta. Kuna game apa ya kumimik. Mm-hmm. So, what's going to happen is we're going to show you chutakwa nyesha imejia... imejia mse. Mm-hmm. You're provided with pictures of various individuals. The challenge is to try and mimic them in the best way possible. So, chutakwa nyesha mse. Allah futa try kumimitate kama unabjua. Mm-hmm. So. Okay. So, Tonek, how's it? Umgini pati ule gavan. Gavan, I'm going. Kitia na fope round. Ha! Okay, okay. We can go. Eh, dia hui Alfred Mutua. Chatu tikiye nyakundi's version of Alfred Mutua. So, eh, handafti ni mungini. Ah-ah. Let's move. Jaribu kwanza. Who you? Mm-hmm. Giai. Asi nomba tum handafti ni mungini. Ah-ah. Jaribu. Eh. Don't give up. Jaribu. Ubudas diya kwaniki musiki asab, ha? Mm-hmm. Jo ni musea kukul, chinia mawaba. Ah, kwa chinia magiku. No, meji Alfred Mutua na kwanza lit kwa PR. Eni, we ni sa wa tu umeshidu. Ah, we ya kwa sa wa. Okay. Eh. Sa wa bastuende kazi. So, sa wa tu kwa meno eni interview. Mm-hmm. So ni ulize atwoli ulianzia wa api. Atwoli ulianzia wa api. Sa wa tia ifyo. Mm-hmm. Nili ansambali. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Shensi. Mm-hmm. Dili kuwatu na pelika na mbio. Mm-hmm. Tia kasi na pikuwa mimi na yuhu. Doka, doka. Mm-hmm. Lakin ni ni kajwami aipuoli ni mbaya. Mm-hmm. Shens. Mm-hmm. Shens. Mm-hmm. So, I think umeshile hiwa atwoli. That's cool. That's cool. Oppos jitapati wa puen tsu gapi. My director Taniyambia, but I think umeshile. I think umeshile. I think umeshile. I think umeshile. I think umeshile. Alright. That's one little sound of Francis. Ooh. Ah, Dangote. Mm-hmm. Tia kasi na pikuwa na yuhu. Please. Tia kasi na pikuwa na yuhu. Dili yazi yaabi ni. Dili yazi yaabi ni. Dangote? Dili yazi yaabi ni. Dili yazi yaabi ni. Nadiwa kutika masuara. Watu wa kwa kikundera wu kwingi. Lakin ni yuhu. Sato ya ni nye genye gia ni. Nye genye gia ni. Nye genye gia ni. Okay so. Okay. Lakin ni yuhu umeshile. Yah Mohor, Whatcha tuane स Wheel ni sasa? Yes. I swear I never want any interview. I swear nME. I swear Nni. Wah Nani. Nni Nani Wukana Nini Niänd Lihjoe. Ati? Even on your knees? Shitty negative, Welcome to the show. Shitty negative, Welcome to the show. Nime Shumga. I'm grateful. along. So, situwamwe majinazaku, real didi? Situwamwe majinazaku. Okay, okay, okay, saa abas. Didi jishi ti, how are you? Ni kumsuri. So, planiaku leo ni kufanyanini? A planiaku leo ni kwen damba alisana, kwen dapamocana kina makret, nata kan tu me salamu o kina, wiglu fanyabara, pamocha na pipiake, uchume ni kwaamba, otero, uli fikria senali tapiku tatu. Eh, yun na dekanaume hangouti naumse sana, bat nisao atu? Nyim sempoa. All right, next. Champ. Amu lima. Ati milima, uni milima? Eh, we'll see you. Sa pratit. So disiku lize. Okay, ah, me fail here, na re? Uyutameza, yere kumunti? Mati mw'ini pakaangu bwana. Tata iwi mw'ini na kudana paka kawana. Nema htumuti bwana. Uta wna plantru Diana na shanta jwa. Mw'ini nmu italiano lazima. Lazima? Iti nmu italiano lazima. Hei, recommended now. We can see what you are thinking. But, I recommend you must do that. Mw'imi nmuzitu anabaya kaka niyama kilombili. I love CC and to buy niyama so. Hacha mimi lazima nitano nulia pakaangu. Onapenda paka? Sana? Sana. Sana. Sana. Tupige jalas. Yes, tupige jalas. Jalas. Kwa ni Sana. Good morning jalas, how you doing today? Good morning. Uku Sana Sana. Yes. Ina, nekana uli tukapa lekwa mahasila na wuka jikuta placing iniflani, wuna zambia mahasila ini wuku? Ah, mahasila wuki tu midi. Ya kuna li kitu na isi. Tuli asa. Tuli asa. Tuli kwa shinda Sana. Tuli asa. Lakin na na Shinda. Mulkwa Shinda Sana. Tukishi ukomuiki, pamo yana, pamo yana, pamo yana, pamo yana, pamo yana na hotoya! Ine wuku mahasila Sana. Unyungi? Siniwiki. Kuma nye wungi? Yedive, kiki miki sida next one to have you finished. Alongant. Okay. Twene kazi, so alongant esta, how is your day going? Upea mo lima. Upea mo lima. Next, bhezi wo nani? Uya na nitu kapelo. Kapelo? Katelo. Katelo. Bhezi wasu na nitu story uboi. Uboi ni kometiarena. Nili Mek. So na mimi teit lakini stajak. Kama ni? Oya, oya, oya. Ne katelo apambugi amunio yoski zi. Lekino jizis langza wa soku isilando. Ose, isilando na kwangana. Mi nislehwin. Tisha green. Mi jizis asa. Yeah. Oh! Oh, son of my favorite ladies. Anyway, na hui. Na weza hui. Mata karua. Zi. Kwenini? Lapda DJ atre. Lapda DJ atre. Asha kuh tisha. Tatu na imeja na tisha. Oni, uta mpiga lafa kutafute. Tita mpiga kutafute. Yes. Bhezi, bhezi. Next. Ame kata, ame kata, ame kata, ame smaata man. Umu kata, ame smaata. Oh, lumumba. Asha sako na gombi story msi. Mimi na nikiinda kwaa approach dem. Before nihonghe. Kizungu, ngya na kwa na niya kapakwaro, na kwanga lumumba. Aki neesa sa niki ito hui vipa. Yaw ititu. Ah! Really? Wendit uitu a dictionary, wendia kutafute simile. Like ni umge a staff zi ni atri zi ni. You know my people of Kenya are normal. Ako na zile wadz, baka mila riaziko. Oningori. Mi nilkwa na mwa supreme court, nilkwa na bambika sana kia mdia jaja postori apaitagora. Anyway, anyway. Ya mwisha sasa ama this is the last one? Anagizingi. Anagizingi? Ilikwali, tulkwa na supreme court preceding. Anagizingi. Anagizingi tu. Anagizingi tu. Anagizingi. Anagizingi tu. Anagizingi tu. Anagizingi tu. Oningori, tulkwa na queenia, analikwali, tulpakati k na herg Jorge,... kusta khhh Ny Constique tra na kliktu na mon'a. and one join mchacha. There are going to be some acrobats. I've been here. We have a fantastic show filled for you. Asa nte sana kwaku kujakwa nshul lail. What are your parting shirts? Ntikakwenbio wat come wa mtikiye mi kablaatuu. sayi kama kuna talentu pa linge. Use jifine sai uste gemi ati uta kwa maalikama Y254 wapatiwe show. Lasimi wanzi stafiako. Yes. Unaza shoot stafzako na simu, unaza applaudi pwale IG, na jina kutu na jimeku poli poli, na jimeku poli poli utajipata pa. Yes. Jukama, misikuwa jwa kwa mandakam kut drive. What? Wow. Blacklist Kuziwa would drive. Madem, crazy. Well, well, well, well. I think that was a powerful patin shot. I think I'm going to leave it up to you. But I'm going to give you some advice. Go and touch your own thing. Go do your own thing out here. It's never closed up. Go take the risk and go do your own thing. And go shine at what it is that you like to do. Anyway, peace out. Have a good Friday. Don't drink and tea.