 Da-ya-yos, it's your misfortune and the lion. Da-ya-yos, give long little peace. You know that Wyoming will be. Life on the Red Horse Ranch. When Red jumped the corral fence last night, Alabama and Tenderfoot followed him into the hills of the Red Horse Ranch. Neither of the boys have told what their discovery was, but Alabama can't refrain from telling Rose Carter about that thrilling ride through the night. And to tell you, Rose, that was the prettiest sight I ever saw out on this range. Oh, I wish I could have seen it, Alabama. There's always been something about that horse that fascinated me. Such a heavy mane and such a proud bearing. Oh, he's like a king. He's a king if they ever was, one, Rose. And you say that you and Tenderfoot followed him? Yeah. We had to keep our horses at a dead run to do it. Oh, I'll bet. He started out along the creek over there and then turned north along the ridge. It's a sight I'll never forget. But where did he go? Why has he been running off into the hills like that? I've never told you much about how I brought that horse in off the range, have I, Rose? Well, no. You did tell me that you cut him out of a band of wild horses last fall. That's right, Rose, but that wasn't the first time I spotted that wrong horse. I followed him off and on all summer long. Sometimes I even gave up hope of ever dropping my rope over his head and bringing him in. Oh, but wasn't that dangerous at first? More than I ever imagined he would be. I've never seen a wild animal fight for his freedom like that horse you named Red. Well, how in the world did you ever tame him? Well, I didn't make the mistake other men make out on the range. You can't tame a horse like that by cruelty. Not an outlaw or a spirit, it is that wrong. Oh, the proud beauty. Tenderfoot and I followed him clear off into the hills. And there we saw him join a band of wild horses. Oh, Alabama, how thrilling. Yes, it was. And Red was the king of them all. He's been joining that band every night when we've missed him. And it's only because of me that he's ever returned. Say, the boys are over there at the side of the house singing. Yes, I hear them. Let's go over and join them, shall we? Come on, let's go. Bye. Go say, re-dream, oh, and we dream of the old, fondly say. Oh, I'm singing, boys. How are things coming for the big shindig up here at the house? Oh, just fine, Bob. I think we're going to have a big time. And we're depending on you boys to keep the party going. Did you ever see a raw bone bunch of cowpokes get together but what, they couldn't entertain themselves? Say, Idaho, I haven't heard you play that jug since the last party up at the house. Rose, you say the word and I'll blow the bottom right out of that jug. And he can do it, too, if anyone can. Come on, get the blowing it, Idaho. Hey, Tenderfoot, you ask Rose for your share. The dance is up at the house? Why, well, if he ain't, he's been thinking about it for the last three months. Well, thinking don't win nobody, Tenderfoot. Actions speak louder than words. Well, I don't think Tenderfoot's the only slow one. You haven't asked me for any dances yet, either, Alibam. Oh, well, Rose, you don't want to dance with a clumsy galoot like me. Well, you're not clumsy, Alibam. I've always enjoyed dancing with you. Hey, look out, Tenderfoot. You're losing out here. I'll tell you, Tenderfoot, remember what I said about weighing the ladies? Oh, why, no. Well, this might remind you. I got your letter, dear Charlie, the last you wrote to me. I read it was my dear friend, I'll agree. But I want you to be happy Christmas grade. I heard all about it, dear Charlie. I knew it would end in this way. And here is your ring, Charlie, darling. Is very dear to me. I still can recall when you gave it, those vows you made to me. A year ago, Charlie, darling, a happy year for us both. You swore you would never deceive me. But you were untrue to your oath. And now I will tell you goodbye, dear. I hope you think I've been fair. Remember I'm always and always, as ever, your friend, Alibam. I ought to bake you a cake for that. Sure, go ahead and bake him a cake, but make it big enough so it'll go around. Well, it's getting late, boys. I'd better be going in the house before dad comes out here after me. Right, sorry to see you go, ain't we, Tenderfoot? Oh, good night, boys. Good night, Rose. Say, if anyone needs sleep around here, ought to be Alibam and Tenderfoot. Well, that's what I'm thinking. Seems to be they must have been dreaming somewhere to come back with a story they did. Well, you boys can laugh all you want to. Tenderfoot's telling you the same thing I did. Well, I don't see why you coyotes keeps a quiet about out there. Ain't there nothing else to that trip you made last night? Well, maybe we can tell you about that before long. Say, Tenderfoot, what are you so quiet about all at once? That's why nothing now, man. Come on, let's sing one more song. I'm a little sleepy. Remember the words to old Roy Bean? No, I'll love them, but let's try over once, boys. All right? OK. Come, boys, come and hear the story of Roy Bean and all his story, all the lowest of the Pekas ready sign. We must let our ponies take us to a town on lower Pekas where the hybrid fans of Canyon Thin and Vine. Once it came from Austin City, a young dude reported when he out of Beanie Sword a guest he'd take a ride. And he got unusual frisky as he up and called for whiskey, saying, Bean, now hurry up, call, learn your eyes. Then a down he threw $10, switched the same Roy quickly callers and the same Roy holstered an enhanced back one. So the stranger gave a holler as he saw that single dollar, and at that began the merry men and fun. Oh, the duty slam the table just as hard as he was able that the price of whiskey was too high his swore. Said Roy Bean, for all that fussin' and for most outrageous cussin', you were fined the other dollar by the law. On this place I own a leaser, I'm the justice of the peaser. The law west of the Pekas all is here. And you've acted very badly, then the dude he went off sadly, while down his lily cheek, they're all a tear. So you boys have heard the story of Roy Bean in all his glory, he's the man who was the justice of the law. He was handy with his looks, he was ordinary in his looks, and just now I ain't a tellin' any more. Say, boys, I know you ain't hankin' for me to say nothin' more about it, but you remember this Dawson kid I was tellin' you about? Yeah, Trigger Dawson's breath. You still don't count on being a maw to him, do ya, Alabama? Well, I wish you boys could see it my way. They're gonna turn that kid loose over there in Roaring River, and like his not, he'll go back to the same bad gang his dad hung out with. Well, I don't think a kid of Trigger Dawson's would have much of a chance of a mountain to nothing. Well, I still can't help thinkin' it's our job to look after that young fella. Might be able to tame him down a little. You're good at taming horses, but when it comes to human beings, that's a little out of your line, Alabama. Well, boys, my boots began to hurt me. Think I wandered on down to the shack. Feel like sleepin' tonight. Yeah, I think I'll go with you, Dad. Oh, Tenderfoot, I'll walk down with ya. Oh, sure, Alabama. Is there anything on your mind? No, but Alabama... Come on, come on, get it off your chest, Tenderfoot. Alabama, are you in love with Rose? What, Tenderfoot, whatever made you say that? Well, I don't know. I noticed her once before, when you and I were out night herding, we got to talkin' then again tonight. You do love Rose, don't you? Well, of course I don't love her, Tenderfoot. Anyhow, I've been here so long, Rose looks on me like a brother. Now you, you're from back east. You've been to school and all that. Rose is gettin' an education now, and things are different with her than they were a year ago. But she oughta know... Now come on, Tenderfoot, get that off your mind. That dance is gonna be your big chance with Rose. All right, Alabama, but somehow I don't feel just right about it. And it seems to us that Alabama hasn't exactly told Tenderfoot the truth. We're all invited to the big barn dance up at the ranch house, so be sure not to miss the next episode of Red Horse Ranch.