 I'm sick of my editor telling me what to do without any kind of explanation. Okay, I have a plan. I know exactly what to do. Now stay close. Stay close. Do exactly as I say. Ready? Get her! My editor feels like I know what I'm talking about. I'll tell you what. Get her. That was your whole plan. Get her. Okay, let's hear it, Phil. What? What does that mean, Phil? It wasn't a question. I was telling you what. Like that. I'll tell you what. Don't talk back to me when I'm telling what. Yeah, but you didn't convey any actual information, Phil. You just said what? I mean, I don't understand the point. You don't even know what that means. Oh, I see, says Phil. I'll tell you why. Okay, Phil, you tell me why. Why? What? No, I already told you what. Now I'm telling you why. Stop talking back when I'm telling you stuff. Stop talking. But you did it again, Phil. I mean, there's no actual content to what you're saying. I mean, where is this going? Oh, I'll tell you where. I'm sorry, that wasn't a question. Okay, Phil, don't tell me where, please. Honestly, I think the problem is that the words who, what, when, where, and why are designed to make questions. If you just tell somebody what, why, or where, you're just messing up the whole, like, language system, Phil? You, you're not doing it right. Oh, I'm not messing up the whole language system. You just don't understand how it works. I'll tell you how. This is ridiculous, utterly ridiculous.