 Alright, let's get into this. So, I'm gonna first do the bio. First off, and this is gonna be a common critique, Linktree, that shit is trash. Get a Koji, get off Linktree. This looks pretty good for a Linktree, but Koji's just got so many cooler things. You don't need to be doing that to yourself. Okay, Shattered streaming now. Okay, first off, no. Your Instagram bio is a short way for people to get a TLDR. One of the most common things people do is discover if they're gonna go deeper with somebody with IG. Just doing streaming now is bad, bad messaging. Here's the other thing, Texas, one of our biggest states, one of our dumbest states. You need to be more specific so people can bond with you. So if you think this way, somebody in El Paso is gonna be way more excited to listen to you if they find out that you're from El Paso. Even if you're from all around Texas, it's West Texas. You wanna be specific about where you're from because it gives people more of a bonding sense if they're from there, it'll help build you up in your local area. DM or email for booking. I would just do this. Everybody knows they can DM you. Put the email in there without that and then we're gonna get it one sentence to make somebody else excited about you. Maybe two sentences about what you sound like. As we're always talking about on here, you should have that one to two sentence pitch. Let's look at your grid. I mean, I like this. You're showing personality. You're getting fun pics. I like this, like very, very good stuff here. Yep, who doesn't love these pics? Got the sick dark glass base amp in the back. Yeah, I mean, this looks good. I also like, you know, like one of the things I talk about a lot is you young people are really into aesthetic AF shit. There's this weird thing that all these marketing studies show, which is that younger people respond to color palettes that seem like they're an aesthetic more. I like that for the most part, these color palettes are feeling very like one and the same. So that's feeling good to me. The other thing I don't love is, what do we have? This is just the new song. Okay, this looks like you got some good stuff, but the best thing you could do on Instagram is break these things up into numerous highlight reels and show people what they're about. Show them the music videos, show them the live show, show them what you're about, hanging out, partying, whatever it is you do, this is a place you can showcase your personality is in these highlighted reels. Break these up more, make it more of a thing. Okay, I'm going to the next one. Next one we got is called Black Wonder Twins. Okay, see, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Perfect Instagram stories. So, Twitter recording artist, I like that, but I still think that there's more to say there. Like we got to get them excited. Recording artist does not tell you much, doesn't build a bond. We need to know more about you. This was a big theme of the last live stream is that like you're not bonding with people if you're not being specific, but you also need to be specific in a way people understand. All right, let's look at your legs. So one of the reasons I'm going into these, and this looks pretty fucking good. I assume this is your website looks at my links, AI. I mean, man, this looks pretty fucking tight, man. I have to say that's pretty good. I've never seen this before. In fact, I'm going to save it for later. So yeah, and then I like that you have your individual Instagram. So if people want to go deeper, you are obviously doing pretty good with your followers. I like the highlighted reels here. Hell yeah. Yeah, little JPEG mafia. I need that meme. That's me. Hell yeah, screenshot. Let me see what else you got here. So I see how you're saying like this is the song kids. I see that I think a little less effective is you got to think of your Instagram as like a cursory glance at you that like this is almost like the four dummies, the FAQ. And when you're doing these highlights, it's sometimes best like studio, like song, videos, live. That's really the most effective way of doing it. All right, let's take a look at the grid. Oh yeah, I like the memes. I like that you guys have this aesthetic like this looks like that link thing. Look at that fit pic. Very, very tight, very tight, very tight. Handsome fellas over here. Yeah, no, the grid looks great. You guys are killing it. I think this is mostly good, good stuff. Okay, so WIO, so Roots and Jackson, Wyoming, Basted LA. I like that for you since you got the WY for the Wyoming in there, but we still need to tell people why. We need to tell them why they might be able to bond with you, give them that pitch. We still don't have that in the bio. Nah, bro, this is weak. You can't have this link tree. Gotta go get K-O-J-I, the website is withkoji.com. Make something good. It'll take you 30, 40 minutes and it'll do you a million favors getting fans to go over to being it. I have tons of videos on it. You gotta do it up. Okay, so yet again, I think we're gonna have the same theme. I like that you have the South by Southwest and the LACMA theme. We wanna get instead of the songs or the album period, do the videos, do the songs, do the themes that you guys have. Oh, it's pronounced WIO, got it. I like that. I feel like the grid school, I like this. You're like showing off the thing. Oh, nice, the Lindsey Von Doc. Very cool, very cool. Yeah, this looks good. Yet again, I feel like you could put some filters. This isn't looking like, we gotta remember, you really, Instagram is a place of aesthetic. We want aesthetic, even though it's dying fast and apparently Facebook is having meltdowns every day. Zuckerberg setting his alien breath around the office, screaming at everybody about how bad it's going over there, but it's still one of the most powerful places to help people get to know who you are. Okay, so we got Chitty Azar, got it. Okay, so yet again, curiosity in the bio. I like ATL for the location. That is definitely good. Linktree again. You guys gotta get with the program. Yeah, no, no, no. You could do so much better than this. I see you got great pictures too. Okay, we got no story highlights. Story highlights are one of the most important things for people getting to know you. Let's say you get tagged in something, somebody's friend is like, yo, I fucking love Chitty shit. And then they go there, they can't get to know you because you don't have any of the things that help get to know you there. The grid looks great though. I feel like this is good. Yet again, we got aesthetic colors. Everything feels like one. Yeah, for the rest of how bad I just clowned you and roasted you, I feel like the grid is good. The next one we got Luxrum Official. Shows Aura, I'm curious what the Aura highlights gonna be like. Sound, come on, videos. Saying your videos, I don't know if that's an error, but like, if your videos have no Saturdays for your music, that's that. Oh, it's cause you're using the Instagram, the Spotify thing, nevermind. Okay, your fave prog nerds from Miami. I like that, but I feel like we could give more detail on what it is. I love that if everybody's active in the band on Instagram, having that, let's look at this. See, you're followed by bacon bits, my boy. Ah, I mean, yet again, this is just just streaming. You could do so much better with a Koji. Let's look at the grid. All right, grid, feel like we could polish these with some filters and some editing a little bit more. Feeling a little raw, but some of these look good, but I feel like we could get a little more consistent. Yet again, the aesthetic, y'all, gotta have it. And you're followed by Cosmo D'Amonix, some of my best friends. Literally my best friend is in that band. Let's see what's in the story now. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, I like that, that's good. Like, while I talk about not teasing, this is good because it's stories you're allowed to be superfluous in stories. Let me get to the next one. So we're gonna do Sebastian Matteo music next. All right, so this is one, man, it's always tough. So like, I love that you have 4.2 million on Spotify, 193,000 on TikTok, that's cool. But yet again, it doesn't mean a lot because there's tons of music with a lot of plays and then people aren't gonna investigate. That doesn't do much for a new flower. I know it impresses music business people, it gets doors open, but you need to yet again create a curiosity gap even if you have good metrics. Let's check the link tree. You guys with these fucking link trees. You know that meme, old best friend was link tree. Now new best friend is Koji. Okay, let's look at the grid. I like this, feels the same as each. I do feel like the color palette on your camera, you see like this is doing you a lot better. You can, you look good with some good light. People, loom cubes, ring lights, they are not expensive and boy do they go far in making people drill for you. I mean, we have to also remember with music, you know, people are weird. You could be a fucking North Dakota three and yet once you're good at music, you are a NYC, well like four because you're good at music. But you know, you get way hotter and people who are attracted to you and like your music, they forgive a lot. I don't know what age 2019, 2018 is, but this is what I would say is doing years, that's not a thing. Music, great. You gotta stylize things. Like whatever you're precise, let's say you like fucking love Marvel movies. Here's my thoughts on Marvel movies, then the other one could be what band practice is like, tell people what they're getting the glimpse of. All right, I'm gonna move on to the next one, which is ether unlimited. I feel like if you don't limit the amount of ether, it's gonna go really bad. I mean, like just a little ether, not gonna do you well, chief. The unlimited is silent. I actually like that, but RS producer, Barber, I like that too, but yet again, no curiosity gap in here. I always am hesitant since I'm old that when I don't understand something that maybe I just don't get it, but something's telling me you could be doing more than just these emojis here that will get you to have people understand you. Here, now we have our first really good example of how you should be doing your highlight reels. You got all these different themes. I don't even know what mini me or crystals is, but like I see studio major releases, merchant events. This is how it's done, people. We have a winner here. And look, they're rewarded. They have a lot of followers. Let's see. Yeah, I mean, this is looking good so far. You know what? It's an underrated thing that putting your logo on a MOOG really does look fantastic. You know, it really is some underrated graphic design on that. Yeah, I mean, I feel like this is good. You got some good things that connect to the audience with the memes and the messages. I feel like you're doing good here. I feel like this is the best one we've looked at. Worms-er, you're up next. Don't miss geek you over meat. Very strong, my guy, very strong. Yet again though, we have DJ and producer. Are you a DJ of EDM? Do you DJ hip-hop at the local bar? These three arrows here, chief, come on. You know better than that. I see your name in here all the time. I've taught you better than that. I don't need to go through the stories. I already said this. Jesus Christ with the fucking link tree. Let's look at the grid. Yeah, I mean like, look, this is looking like you got an aesthetic, you got a vibe. I'm feeling it, showing off the merch. I feel it. Cool. So we got Leffers official. Okay, so I see it's Leffers now. A pioneer merging the fifth of house with the raw energy of rap music, finally. This is much more where we want to go. I would be even more specific than that and try to get it a little more exciting, but at least we're close here. Tour and music for your highlights. Excellent stuff. Leffers and we are Moxi, one bad bitch. Oh, I remember this from the last stream, yes. This is the closest we got except for fucking link tree. Let's look at the grid. Feel like the aesthetic on the grid is strong dog. Feel like you're doing good there. I'm moving on, JTH third. Okay, so here's the first thing. I would make it clear that that's your name, that you're go by because I wouldn't be able to tell that. I'm not even clicking this fucking link tree. I'm over you all. Yeah, I mean, the grid's looking okay. I just feel like, you know, we're not even establishing that this is your actual name or how to pronounce it. We got to give people a cursory glance. People are coming here totally blind to you and you need to convince them that you're worth paying attention to. You're not doing that in that profile. Okay, we're on to Kang Music next. Like this picture, it's good aesthetic we got going so far. Okay, independent artist. Okay, don't ever need to tell anybody you're a DIY artist or you're an independent artist. You're just an artist, you're creating. You don't give a fuck if anybody comes to this party. All you care about is that you're making good shit and people should pay attention. You don't need to tell people that. We got musician of bad right here, totally superfluous. I write music so you can escape. I like anime and comedy, target to get fans, feeling tired of life. Oh, finally we get a Koji. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, this looks good. Let me, since we've been doing everything else. And the one thing I would say is we're not really pointing out where they could stream on Spotify or YouTube very fast. So you could do that better on there since like that's the minimum main thing you probably want. I like this, my songs, my stuff. This is totally nice and polished on here, like that. Grids feeling good. Yeah, I think we got some good shit here. This is good. Let's polish the bio up a little bit, but then after that, I feel like what's the meme? We bustin' fam, no cap. I had to, I had to do it. Okay, Tristan Palmer. I make Vibe Acoustic music and produce bangers. I like it, but more specific. OC for location, great. Yet again, not everybody uses Spotify. This is why we want a Koji. Let's see what the baby Yoda. Okay, we all know this one that you can make with DistroKid where they listen to music, but yet again, themed ones. Let's look through the grid. I see, you know what's a good lesson here? Your stuff is real simple, but it's all the same vibe. That's a vibe. I like that a lot. People overthink their Instagram so many times that if you're doing a similar vibe and the thing I always tell you guys about social media is it's funny because I'm not really doing the thing today that I normally do because I was late here, so I didn't wear the glasses I always wear, I didn't wear the hat I always wear, not wearing a band shirt, I'm just wearing what I actually wear when I'm going out. If I started to see you regularly pop it up, I'd recognize you because your shit looks similar and I have a certain aesthetic. Part of this is making people recognize your aesthetic, so yeah, okay. Onto the neck, Maddie blunt. All right, dog, putting a fucking coded, your fucking profile when you have 3,000 followers. Come on, chief, come on. There's no way that's doing you any good compared to what you could be doing for your music. This right here, since you go by Maddie bluntless and you have the blunt across here, one of the best things you could do on Instagram, make some customized buttons for the buttons that look good like that, like that's a fucking good aesthetic. Do you see how good this fucking guy's picture is too? That's fucking hot. The aesthetic here, many feak. Yeah, your grid is on fucking fire. What we need to do here though is we need to clean this thing up and get rid of that fucking league tree. Other than that, man, you're killing it. You're absolutely killing the game. You look fucking great on this thing. Color palette's good, fuck yeah, man. Very polite on the rest, but my code, check out. Check in my damn head till I go to sleep on this one, dog. We're doing Super Smack Pop next. All right, all right. So Super Smack and the POP like that, Pop Rapper with the Dancer band, nice, nice. I like that. I like putting the AAPI in there. You know, one of the most crucial things for those of you who are not boring white males like yours truly is showing you identify with people. I know tons of friends who are of a minority that really get a lot. Spotify 40K, come on, dog. Get people more excited and curious than that. Let's check out your link. All right, this looks good. I see Rolling Stone India. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Love to see my day job helping you out, yeah. Yep, Dancer band. I wanna see the Dancer band. Let's get in. Oh, hell yeah. I know I look like a real dorky punk guy, but you know, you show me some like dance moves. I'm there, I'm fucking there. This looks great. You're killing the game like with this. I like the colors are of aesthetic. I mean, we're still going back to the last profile. That's the best one. Let's check out the grid. I like the colors match this boa even very polite. You're killing the game. You get it. I see that you got some stuff about Asian guilt. So you got getting some voter bill. You're making some connections with people who are in your community. Love it. Love to see it. Love to see it, dog. I'm feeling good about that. Maddie Bluntless does have a good explanation that he had to do the code for a contract for some spawn content. There's a guy who makes a lot of money from spawn content. I get it. I get it, dog. We live this life. We out here, as y'all say. Okay, Charlie from the county. Welcome to the county cinema artist girlfriend killer. I got no idea what's going on there, man. I almost want to want an explanation where that is. Like maybe we could try to do that, get some lines in here, but like that's feeling a little confusing to me. Yet again previewing a song that's gonna be out in a few weeks in your bio. Chief, no one's putting that on their fucking calendar. Come on, man. What they will do is if you give a really good explanation of who you are, is maybe they'll follow you and they'll hear about the song when you inevitably spam the shit out of them with it with stories and posts during that. Yeah, look, the grid looks great, but yeah, I don't even know what's going on here from that. The hyperfile from district kid, I mean, oh yeah. We all know how I feel about this. This is not it, chief. Like this is not doing you any good. All right. Okay, Santo Santo. Instagram is fucking cursed sometimes. All right, do you buy Manchester? That's very unique. That helps tell story song. Yet again, we don't have it. YouTube, we know better than this. I do like YouTube Spotify for buttons. I have no idea what that says. Yet again, we're getting into a thing where my ugly American-ness, I don't know culture. What's outside of America is the world flat, who knows? But look, your grid looks great. Really seems like the theme of all this is is you all feel like you can take some cool pictures and post cute on the fucking grid all day, but you don't figure a thing about, which is the most important thing. Like literally every artist, I've told you guys this so many times. One of the most important things up to having good songs is how you tell people about yourself to get other people excited about you. You need to spend more time doing that and less times trying to get thirst traps to get your numbers, little kids, Jesus. Up next is Custface. Excuse me. Failed cult member turns to music. Very good. Okay, so what I like about that, even though it doesn't tell you how it sounds, there's a lot of people who are obsessed with that type of thing and they'll feel a vibe from it. So I like that a lot. I have no idea what's going on. I like the for fans of thing. It's a little broad since you put two beds that are very, very broad. I have no idea where the chat is, though, so that plays it down. Let's see what the lay low link is. I never really like these usually. Oh, so you're doing that. This is why you say I'll text you. You know, I don't love that because you should be trying to get people curious about you before you do things like that. They're not going to text you if they're not curious maybe, but that's a great thing to have in your Koji. Feel like this grid, I like the aesthetic in these six, but like the rest of this feels random, to be honest, and not aesthetic at all. Next up is Julia Forte music. I know this one. I do consults with Julia at times. So I've seen this before. Nashville, 17 year old singer, songwriter, NSI AI, posted acoustic cover a day to 100 tutorials and field trips, nine months with guitar, follow my guitar journey. So to give you guys a thing, I know this already, but Julia is new at guitar. She's chronic older journey, very, very smart, doing damn well too in a very short time. She's at nearly 10,000 followers. Perfect, perfect stuff for the buttons here, looking very, very good. I think like maybe the one thing I would try to do is get the colors to be a little bit more aesthetic. Got the Koji. And also like one of the things Julia does herself favors on is that all these things you would recognize but like, oh, I've seen that before. Oh, I've seen that before. Very smart stuff here and it's clearly working. Then we got ambient cloud. Chill wave synth musician. Okay, we're getting closer. Chill wave is a pretty specific mic or genre. So people who know what that is and vibe on show wave are going to be excited by that coastal dream single outro, I tell you, I mean, no one cares about your single that's coming out in the future. They care about what you have now. Get them excited about what they can consume right now, not what they're never going to put on their calendar to consume later. Like that we have Spotify, but we can have more buttons. I see you're doing the chill wave palette of colors. I like it. I feel the aesthetic dog. Hell yeah, we got, we got the classic stuff here. Yeah, they're the hour time. This is the way pool I want to swim in the chill wave pool. Yeah, you're, you're, you're doing good here. Let's get some more buttons and you got a Koji. You're doing good. Joe Tate music, a super excited super pianist with a captivating sense of harmony and melody, unique productions and a wide range of stuff. Way too broad. This is like bragging instead of getting people curious. We have to always think about sometimes it's so hard to balance how you oversell and undersell something. I feel like this is just too broad that anybody would ever feel a bond to it or be excited about it. You got to get more specific. Got a nice aesthetic going here though. Very similar stuff. We can use a few more buttons. You got the Koji doing pretty well. Okay, I can do Matthew very easy because it's just going to come up since I follow him. Matthew and I have been friends for fucking a million years. Look at this stud. All right. Lakeland, Florida. Love that very specific part of America. So you're going to tell it. Stream the new single Philly account rock and roll from the sunshade state, not specific enough. We know what I think about the Spotify link already. Shows music, good stuff. We can have a little bit more to fill out there. So Matthew has this record called Flamingo County coming out or maybe out already. No, it's out already, right? Matthew, I'm pretty sure. And yeah, we can get this a little more aesthetic. I like what you're doing. The full biggest like this full thing is very strong. You should be like just working that into things. I feel like on the grid, especially getting that on like the buttons, things like that. Stay out of Mike. Mike, so now to be yourself, even if it isn't scary to tell the truth, even if it hurts, you know, things like that some people connect to. I'm not one of them personally. That can help. But yet again, we should still give a hint to what the music is like. We know how I feel about the single. We know how I feel about the link tree. Buttons, we're doing good here. I would maybe wanna make these a little bit more aligned with the aesthetic. Like, if we're gonna do pictures of you, let's get a bunch of pictures of you in here. Instead of like the logo, let's just get like, you know, that there, things like that. Make it a little more aesthetic, be pleasing. Grids looking good though, dog. Grids looking good. I like it. Let's check out quotes. We haven't seen that yet. Okay, it's interesting when you put press in because it can impress people. I like this. This is actually quotes from you and like your statements and then we got press here. Yeah, I mean, listen, some people playing the music business too much like you have to be too cool for school. You can't like play the music business too much. But if you're trying to get up through the music business, having a press page can be smart. If it's like, not just about fan connection, that is definitely a vibe. So we're doing sunny smiles music. Okay. Wyatt LA base available on all platforms, check streaming link, you don't need to tell people that check streaming links below. That's the most available on all platforms, check streaming links below is some of the most superfluous thing. The only thing that's news is if you're not on any streaming and you're like, I'm only on band camp. I think Spotify is the devil. Otherwise everybody knows that about an artist in 2022. You're wasting characters. There's no need for that. Let's look at the fan like, yeah, we're not not it. But the aesthetic is looking good on some of these. I mean, I think we're losing it as we scroll down, but the aesthetic of the last few, I'm feeling the emotion, I'm feeling that. Dolce on the beat. Let's try you. Okay. These buttons looking good. So I feel like we're not introducing, we're just giving a lot of context. So like the contacts can get put in a Koji whereas we want to use the biography to get people to know you. What the hell do you mean by no internet dog? We're on the internet. No internet? I mean, if you're gonna write something as crazy as no internet, you should have a post or a button that explains that. But I mean, like, look, I would really rethink all this. So many things that everybody pushes could be in your Koji instead of in your bio. I know a lot of you watch really big artists do things, but really big artists are not you. You're trying to convert people over. They're already have people who know who they are. That's why they have a different objective than you. On that note, you are the best. I saw we had a lot of people here today. I, in fact, I was so engaged with everything. I barely even looked at who was in there. So I appreciate you all. Not gonna do this same thing for a bit, but I'm gonna come up with something else to roast next week or something like this. So I thank you all for watching. You're the best. See ya.